>>4843290
i remember back in college over a decade ago it was the day of thanksgiving. woke up hung over to seagulls screeching outside. we had several trash bags inside the apartment full of beer cans. i took all of them, went outside in my boxers and threw them at the seagulls. they didn't hit anything and it just spread beer cans everywhere. the seagulls went away though. i went back to bed. thanks for reading my xanga

>>4843290
Gulls are based.
People that dislike gulls aren't worth knowing.

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>>4843302

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>>4843302
Pretty much this.

>>4843305
Fair.
Chips are expensive these days. Can't have some niggerburd niggerburding my goods and/or services.
Like $8 a pottle in NZ for a small cup and fuckloads of salt. Good thing a can of warm sprite is only $4.50.

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i love gulls so much its unreal

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feed them
love them

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>I hate these motherfuckers like you wouldn't believ-ACK

>>4843397
god i wish i was that rat

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They're so angry and obnoxious because they are coping HARD all their lives.
Coping because they can't be ALBATROSSES.

>>4843290
Solution? Assassination.
https://youtube.com/shorts/qx7izrnSCmM?feature=shared

>>4843624
I will assassinate you instead I think

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>Solution? Ass-ACK

>>4843940
gulls, saviours of the nice people.

>>4843305
How weak do you have to be to be robbed by a seagull? Don't leave your chips unattended. Am I supposed to believe the gull divebombed his chips right out of his hand?

>>4843305
Losers have soijaks for everything nowadays huh

>>4843397
Damn. I didn't know they ate small mamals... and that's a quite large rat. Looks like they ain't that bad of city dwellers. They seem to feast on anything, though.

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>>4843290
>IT'S FO IN DA MORNIN
>DA SEAGULLS BE LIKE.....

Seagulls are cool when you see them once a year or so. They are absolutely F-tier birds that will scream and shit everywhere while their retarded, ugly, babies walk around in the middle of the streets. They are unironically okay to kill unlike the once that look the same but in blackface

>>4843290
if you really think about it:
all dads are motherfuckers