>>4865778The zoi says be the change you want to see.
>>4865778PULLED and STRETCHED exotic SNAKELINE Borzois! Meet RASPUTIN from the same litter SLENDERMAN, NUMBUH 3 and LUPIN III.
You want fries with that?
You know what they say: the longer the nose, the longer the hose.
wrong, the physique just morphed over thousands of years according to circumstances
>>4866866If you find a breeder near you you might be able to come meet one if you say you're looking to buy a dog and want to meet different breeds.
>meet lonely borzois in your area
the actually funny part about this is that the artist has never heard of borzois and their reality
>>4868119mogged
>>4868493Legendary pic. I think some anon drew it on /an/
>>4869434No, it's from Twitter.https://x.com/sproutfriend/status/1610686952814309376If there's anything good on that site it's the 'zoi drawings and pics.
>call dog for walkies>first a nose appears>minutes go by>hours go by>it's turning dark outside>finally the entire dog has arrived>ok lets go
>>4867311
>>4865700no
>>4866184kekus
>>4867919they look like a complete meme from every angle but then they growl once and it suddenly looks like you're gonna be made into the inciting incident of an xfiles episode
>DINGDONG>Sweet, finally my parcel has arriv-
>>4875893I'd be ecstatic if that was my parcel
>>4865700Is this a healthy breed?
>>4875895yes, relatively healthy. they are work dogs.
good lapdog
>>4875974The really long noses make them sound pretty silly.
>>4875974Added another for you >>>/wsg/5678135
I saw a Silken for the first time earlier this week and it was really cute. I hope I can meet a real zoi someday.
Why is their snout so long?
>>4877952If you want the serious answer:https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/14673195/>correlation exists between skull length and retinal ganglion distribution in dogs>dogs with shorter snouts tend to be more focused onto the center of their vision, much like ourselves>by my own speculation, this would help them recognize human faces and expressions, which would be a big help in companionship and guarding>in dogs with longer snouts, they instead tend to be arranged in a broader horizontal streak across the retina, similar to wolves>again, my own speculation: for sighthounds that are bred to pursue stuff, this would help them not lose track of whatever they're chasing if it makes a sudden turn (as usually done by hares and similar critters when chased)
>>4877891haha look at this normal looking normal dog
>>4878106>As I was about to turn right, I saw a borzoi. This has happened a lot recently.
>>4865700Luv me sum 'go 'zoi.
>>4878168H-he's fast
Can a Zoi take a pitbull? They used to take wolves, right?
>>4878811
>>4878811>>4878949
>>4878949
Can we be honourary Zois? We're white, slender and Russian.
>>4878168I find it scary whenever they do the "relaxed gallop" which is already fucking fast for normal dog standards but then switch to higher gear
>>4879285what are those? look really cute
>>4880238Just don't look like a wolf and you'll be fine
>>4879370Tfw you're too squashed and smashed.
>>4880240Ty. They're huskies. The boy is 100% Siberian, the girl is half & half Siberian and Alaskan.
Posting a bundle of snoots, so I'm not just huskjacking the thread.
>>4880245based bach body pillow
>>4880903Nice schnoz. You should snoot it and boop it.
Should I rescue Fiona? She is almost 3 soon. Her "issues" seems to be that she is a dog. Such as not wanting to sit around when camping. Or chasing animals.https://hundstallet.se/soker-hem/fiona-2/
>>4878030>POV of a shitbull going for the jugular
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
>>4878821Yes, they have already killed some iirc
>>4885425The Princess>>4885424The Witch King
>>4885424>>4885425Why do crowns and tiaras look so natural on Borzois wtf
>>4885444HE'S FLAT
>>4885572Look at all those zois!
>>4885597NO TALENT
Oseroff superiority.
>>4875782>PictureIts pretty horrific to think about. Another race of creatures essentially capturing and mutating your race into monsterous versions that exist to hunt you down.
>>4886217I'm more of a Gejeroff kinda guy
>>4886217Its Teschelischtscheff, or nothing
>>4885635CUTE
>>4866184Need to get the PULLED and STRETCHED Borzoi skeem to become a reality
>>4886217For me, it's Sumarokoff
>>4886217>>4886476I've never ever seen a Gejeroff in any photo. I don't think they actually exist.
>>4886217>TeschelischschlgrmbfOh fuck OFF.And people make fun of Polish spelling?!
PERCHINO CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP
>>4887731Yes! One Perchino, extra Roman please!
>>4887752
>>4887752>snipy
>>4866184top kek, I want in on this skeem
>>4887726it is "polish" spellingunlike poos larping as evropanese, rooskies made their own letters for all their weird slav rustling noises, and it doesnt always translate well
>>4888007>it is "polish" spellingNah, too many consonants in a row. Polish spelling would be something like Teszeliszczew. It's impossible to pronounce for non-Poles, but more efficient than Americanized spelling of ruskirunes.
theyre aryan
>>4889133but there russians, by definition not aryan let alone nordic
>>4889797longer.
>>4889797is this real
Black borzoi - If you really wanna creep out your neighbors at dusk
>>4886245I guess that's kinda what orcs are in fantasy.
>>4885444is the other thing some golden rottweiler mix?
>>4890703>>4890705Literally a Bloodeborn character
>>4868119https://youtu.be/jedFvpziGqo?si=DPbgvgqEJflgWwUE&t=270
>>4889165borzois are aryan hyperboreans from agartha however
>>4891297no thats the Bernese.
>>4885572May the line of Zoi grow stroing
Post more good zois!
>>4892467>Dragon Ball Zoi
>>4892846Cha-la, head cha-la...
>>4891309they are faustian and nietzschean and hitlerian albeit
>>4893203do you have more doggy race realism lore?
>>4893243
>>4893263cute
>>4891517Imagine grabbing the muzzle and booping the snoot.
>>4893266It must feel weird to have a dog just stand up and look you in the eyes.Look down on you even...
>>4865700
>>4894839ominous zoi
>>4894814Those squirrels can climb but the zois can stretch.
>>4868119>english arriving in india
>>4888007this is clearly a germanized/anglicized transliteration of cyrillic, it looks nothing like polish spelling.
>>4885635Would. And if you say you wouldn't, you're a liar.
>>4895254>the one towering over the small ones
>>4868119
protect that burger
>>4896534That's adorable.Now I want a zoi.
>>4895254What kind of slop?
>>4897023Zoislop. Slop for the zoyim to enjoy which keeps them docile around the pitiles.
Alright enough. The time for being long is over.
>>4885635Not even a zoi...
>>4897343SMASHED AND SLAMMED
>>4890754That's exactly orcs and uruks are in Tolkien's works.>>4885575
behold
Sleep paralysis demon.
>>4898748>japanese>sleeping on actual bedhe kinda had it coming
this is it
>>4898953>My fellow sheep, don't you think that it is about time we pay more respect to the dogs who protect us from so much trouble?
>>4899137Is it worth it?
>>4866814
>>4899138VERY delicious.
>>4872008
>>4901647Perfect video
>>4901647
>>4901661it's funny how the artist thinks she's clever (and it's a good point actually) but obviously haven't heard of borzois yet. wish I could see her reaction when confronted with a borzoi in rl
>>4901750Literally me
>>4901750>tfw midwit
>>4901647I love how noodly borzois move.It's like they do one bendy move and half of the dog is already in the neighboring country
>>4897705>TetrisF YouTube sometimes recommends me old videos of his
>>4901990>tfw escaping from the past but the past keeps catching up to you
>>4901990is that racist?
>>4885444NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES DEAD
>>4901900I thought Tetris was a girl? RIP either way.
>>4902635You're probably right.
bors?
>>4865700https://youtu.be/wB7vXGCiATw
Fundamentally unserious animal
>>4903116le sniggler
>>4903125Many a beast has made the mistake of thinking that.
>>4903125>final thoughs of a pitpull
>>4903185He looks so proud of himself
>>4897346So what's that an Afghan? a saluki?
>>4903339Afghan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZdufwbLU9U>15 years ago rest in peace tetris
>>4903464S-she's fast
>>4903576
>>4903589
Whenever my dog kicks the bucket, and I feel ready for a new companion, I think I'll have to go for a Borzyboy.
>>4886217I prefer the Sukmioff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA1gO940p34Look at that tail.
Are there many Borzois in Japan or are several of these pics from the same person?
>>4906281I follow several Japanese borzoi accounts on Xwitter. They seem to be pretty popular over there.
Do these aliens barely disguised as dogs even make goof pets?
>>4906589They are excellent goof pets
>>4906297Care to link some?
>>4906675@velzoi, @borzoi_chai, @roen0322, @wolflovelove, @ganbor_zoi. They all retweet other accounts a lot so you can find more easily.
>>4906840Have any of them ever grabbed the snoot and given it a boop?
>>4907597Almost
What happens when an unstoppable stretched and pulled meets an immovable smashed and slammed?
>>4906840
>>4908030>my calculations say we can't fucking afford the damn cat
Borzoi pics are always improving my mood I don't know how they do it
How do you do, fellow 'zois?
>>4908506>borzdroid
>>4908229Another cool animal. Deserves a better name.
>>4908506Those rebel scum won't know what hit them.
jap dog
