2X CATTYWIPE 3X SHITMIN
>>4865740>the whole board dies after I make my "SNAKED AND SLAMMED" commentIt's prophetic. The next step for toadline is snakeline. They're going to get into genetic engineering and figure out how to do sperm-mediated gene transfer.
>>4865753the archons know we're getting closer to breaking free.
>>4865806We will play god and reap what we will have sown.
>>4865775heh. i get it. good one fellow skeemer
>>4865740KEEP SMASHING THEM. REVIVE THE SYNAPSIDS, BRING BACK THE COTYLORHYNCHUS, DO IT NOW!!
>>4865753Daschund genes needed
>>4865859Nah, snake genes. Steal the genes from snakes, insert it into toadline and boom! Snakeline. You can already imagine them advertising them as "PART RATTLESNAKE!"
>>4865775There's a toad for every occasion
>>4865855Unironically good theory on what we're looking at. Inbreeding just deletes genes, delete enough and the lizard starts showing through.
>>4866088could you please post that chart
>>4866150How about a SMASHED and SLAMMED sheep instead?
>>4866150I don't know how up to date this one is, the skeem is ever evolving
>>4865775lol
>>4866088>>4866284Bape is going to be the next big. Even from this tiny ass photo you can tell that he mogs.
>>4866277ahahaha what the hell
>>4866478they're so stanced up
What other animals can be SMASHED and SLAMMED in service of the skeem
>>4866277>smashed and lambed
>/an/ wipeOh no, the prophecies are true! Kali AWOOOga is upon us, anons.
>>4866284This sis currently the most up to date one, the anon making this hasn't posted in any of these threads in a long time sadly so we will never get a finished version of this unless a miracle happens
>>4866284I love how you slowly scroll from the top and it's normal looking dogs for a few generations then SLAM smashed.>>4866518>Take alien cat>Make it even weirderHow long until they get so inbred that their eyes pop out of their skulls?
>>>/k/62373562>>>/k/62374368I see you
>>4866530WHERE THE FUCK DO I SEND MY FROZEN SEMEN??
So what's the current toadline website now?
We should be linking different toadline resources for future OP's
/r/ the character select and the post number name roulette.
>>4867332there is none. the bullyverse is splintered. BullyDEX is one of the best sources of bullylore, and the online archive of toadline.com.
>>4868015
>>4868421
So, are we just really going to ignore the fact that the most SMASHED and SLAMMED animals are obtainable at your local pet store? Why don't you have one yet and get in on the skeem?
Why do people do this?
>>4868422And they say art is dead>>4868428True smashing and slamming is not of the body, but of the spirit. Fish lack the self awareness necessary to experience this all important existential dread.>>4868450>people
>>4868421wheres mr miagi?
>>4868450It's funny
>>4868450The law has not yet stopped their sinful hands.
>>4868564mr miagi isnt a toadline. study your toadlore.
THEY ARE NOW IN SHELTERS ON RED LISTSTHE MARKET HAS CRASHED ON BULLIES
As a human, how can I induce a mental and physical state that is comparable to the suffering these beasts constantly feel?
>>4866284What a blessed family tree.
>>4868721Fuck, I wasted all my live savings on toadline related investments, now I have nothing left.
>>4868422will gift a 20 dollar or under game on steam to whoever makes this into a real game
>>4868421rollanhopefully my luck from stealing an octs get on /vp/ still applies here
>>4868419>the bullyverse is splinteredWhy is this so funny
>>4868421gambino get
>>4868771its not fucking funny jackass. the archons are on to us. they know we're climbing the pyramid skeem to escape the torment of consciousness by undoing evolution and retvrning to basal synapsids. we're eventually going to be depriving the reptillians who control the moon monolith soul condenser of their nutrition by devolving ourselves beneath sentience. they know the world historical importance of the toadline and bullies in general. it's time to get initiated and start SMASHING and SLAMMING before the NWO/illuminati ban it.
>>4868428Thanks to the buoyancy of water, if given enough space and the right environment, fancy goldfish can still thrive and live to an old age.Toad bullies can't thrive in any environment. They're comparatively more morphologically fucked than fancy goldfish (except maybe something like a bubbleye).
>>4868450its a skeem bro, a pyramid skeem
>>4868841I just don't understand the appeal of a dog that can barely breathe. I understand the appeal of eugenics, trying to create the perfect dog, but this seems to be the exact opposite.
>>4868847we're creating a new species faggot. At the rate of inbreeding and mutation we're going to get something that is not just morphologically but genetically incompatible with dogs soon. especially once they start using CRISPR to SLAM some transgenic DNA into them. Maybe also do that radiation shit they do with plants in hopes of getting neat random mutations even though 99% of the time it just kills the seed. Canis Bufo is just the beginning.
>>4868854mutations would help the toadline to break out of incest depression.that's not what we're looking for, we want the bullies to be smashed, slammed and incest depressed.
>>4868847The appeal, to the intended customers, is literally just that they're "exotic".They don't care as long as it's unique (and a Pitbull).
>>4868876They're basically (mostly) living NFTs.
>>4868879except nfts live longer than 3 years
>>4868422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfhADiaP5E
>>4868929I'd argue they don't, really, but there's a margin of error there I guess.
>>4868929bully semen unironically retained value better than NFTs over the last 5 years lol.
>>4868980When literal cum is worth more than your monkey pictures that's when you should know to throw the throw in the towel
>>4868929Didn’t the NFT fad last less than two years?
>>4868422kekking hard at all the names
>>4868721>>4868806>just spent all my savings locking in 2 gallons of Haze semenTHIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOT AGAIN I'M NGMI AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Where do you guys find this stuff? What's the actual name for this sort of thing?
>>4868421>>4868015Meant this one, but I found it again myself.
>>4868995>your monkey picturesmore like your hyperlink to a monkey picture which you do not necessarily even own the copyright on
>>4869022look up "exotic bully", most of this content is shared on insta/facebook/twitter, normalfag social networks. There's also an entire subgenre of rap dedicated to themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANKdZvixsjU - this one is fucking 15 years old, in the era where bullies still had legs under their bodies. I consider it genre defining and fundamental bully lore since some of those dogs are progenitors of SLAMMED exotic lines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukULDaVbBUY - some in spanish too lol
>>4869022Search various social media for keywords like nanobullies, exoticbullies, designerbullies, microbullies and enter the toadhole from there>even the Aussies are slamming now
>>4869072
>>4868929skeem is older than NFT, NFT marked crashed after like half year?
Anyone know some good keyword for the new frenchie abominations? They've got merle frenchies, long haired frenchies, loose skin frenchies etc
>>4869138FA true product of the skeem, even the angel wings have been SLAMMED to grow out of its neck instead of its back
A pyo from an exotic bully, idk /an/'s rules on medical images but they allow WOMB TO TOMB vore so this can't be too bad. Mother dog survived, all of the puppies in the uterus were already dead>>4869138>3 yearsholy FUCKWonder how many babies it sired
>>4869179And then he got the dog pregnant again a week later. The skeem must go on.
>>4869138he must be glad it's over>>4869181what the fuck
>>4865740SLAMMA
>>4869181FUSED
>>4868847>I just don't understand the appeal of a dog that can barely breathe.me neither, but you can ask >>4868724 why they enjoy such things
>>4869179>3not quite my friend, he failed to achieve geriatric toad status.
>>4869119>>4869120Thank you.
>>4869179>he thinks death is the endtoadlore check failed. if his master was a skeemer there is a freezer of bullyseed available. Thousands must live.
>>4869313This. The top tier skeemers will also just clone their most prized studs.
Look at this poor fucker, his feet are all fucked up,https://youtu.be/VO1xCmJuv4w?si=krInKPT_RV9ZvXLz
>>4869313Death is never the end for toadline
>>4869138
>>4869072Rolling
>>4869179The fuck kind of garloid is that
SLAMMED
>>4869459I wouldn't hold it like that, it might explode.
>>4869459ABDOMEN? BLOATMAXXED
>>4869459those teats are so fucked up it looks like a bad AI image, jesus
>>4869520>life is imitating artreally though AI actually has a hard time doing toads. When you ask it to give you a dog it puts the legs under it like all of the time.
Everyday we stray further from God's SLAM.
>>4869072rolling
>>4869179lifespans reaching into the negatives now
>>4869524God bless. Even AI can't comprehend the pure fuckery that is a SMASHED and SLAMMED toad SOVL.
>>4869179>>4869181>>4869459I hate ghetto dwellers so much its unreal.I hate
>>4869459utterly vile, disgusting repulsive subhuman abomination. the dog is kind of fucked up too.
>>4869892Fluoride stare
>>4869072Names my next game character
>>4869072Wonderbread
>>4869120Look at the cock on that thing.
Who came up with calling scheme skeem and has a toadline ever killed someone?
>>4869072rlllin
>>4865775>>4869126How did they hire the exact same people that do VW golf stancefag edits?
>>4869179>WOMB TO TOMB vore>>4869313>bullyseed
>>4869179the fuck am i looking atwhat is “womb to tomb” vore
>>4870271anon you replied to is heavily autistic and assumes everyone ITT is either a veterinarian or professional dog breeder like they areAfter much googling, "pyo" is vet slang for a pyometra, or an infected and inflammed uterus. You're looking at the "dog's" uterus, filled with pus and fetuses.>what is “womb to tomb” voreif you can't figure this out idk what to tell you other than lurk moar
>>4870271that video of the komodo dragon eating a fetal deer right out of his eviscerated mother's womb
>>4868421>>4869072double roll!
>>4868421rull
>>4869072ROLLLL
>>4870180Wow it's just like mine!
Does anyone unironically fw these breeds on here?
>>4870522ya brah i dogot a BIG up n comer thtll hit the market by thanksgivingbut i dont want to say 2mchwyn?
>>4870375>in a dog thread>never heard of pyoNext you're going to tell me you don't know what GDV is
>>4870587i want it smashed, slammed, topped, chunked/coveredneeds proven pedigree of four generations back at least 3x/inbred and five pups of 1/yr+ to show he aint shooin blankscan pay with Cash or google giftcards
>>4870614>Next you're going to tell me you don't know what GDV isNope. Never heard of it. Never owned a dog. I'm just here to hate on cruel breeding practices.
Teaching ghetto dwellers and hillbillies about genetics was our education system's biggest mistake
This is blatant animal torture and you faggots shouldn’t support it just for niche memes on the internet, fucking psychos
>>4870718How on earth do you interpret ruthless mockery as support?
>>4870718SMASHED and SLAMMED memes breaking out into the mainstream is ultimately the only way this shit is going to get banned, regulated, or simply fall out of fashion. It's like canine accelerationism. Nothing the skeemers do is really any different than the retarded shit the AKC has been doing for many breeds for a century, only far more extreme. Instead of putting german shepherds backs at a 45 degree angle they're transforming dogs into brachycephalic basal synapsids. COI should be regulated and dogs above 20% simply should not be allowed to exist. Breeding animals intended for sale in general should be regulated. Breeds that cannot naturally give birth or copulate should not be allowed to reproduce/continue either.
>>4868421STANCED. AND. SLAMMED.
>>4870749Fuck, it's a twisted sort of sense.
>>4865855>>4866023is this the key for time treavel?
>>4868421roll
>>4868742become morbidly obese i guess
>>4869120i noticed that is mostly black people doing this
>>4869181>>4869179this is fucking disturbing
>>4869130The beast craves air.Yet his masters let him no escape.Why isn't life fair?Just an slave to the ape.
>>4870716He looks pissed at life itself
>>4869181It’s wild how the worst atrocities against God and Nature are always committed by low iq rednecks or ghetto dwellers in their basements rather then by some evil scientist in a lab. Evil truly is trivial most of the times
>>4870716perfection achieved
>>4870637>smashed slammed scattered coveredlmao WAFFLEHOUSED>>4870820>>4869124its really incredible how its always people that have twisted the form God has given them themselves that warp the natural world into horrible mockeries of original creation
>>4870820>always committed by low iq rednecks or ghetto dwellers in their basements rather then by some evil scientist in a labThat's only because the government learned how to cover its tracks. After ticks escaped Plum Island, they moved all their biolabs underground. With $500 billion in annual discretionary spending, imagine how smashed and slammed the creatures down below must be.
>>4870776>>4869181That fetus is a twin fused at the chest, Too bad there's no audio. They are lamenting it's death and said that it would have figured out how to walk.
>>4870375>assumes everyone ITT is either a veterinarian or professional dog breeder like they areHonestly tickled pink anon thinks I'm a veterinarian or professional breeder. I don't get much in the terms of exotic bullies in vet clinics, because breeders are the last people you want finding out you posted about their sick animals online because they can sue. And most of these bully owners are also breeding.
>>4871010>They are lamenting it's death and said that it would have figured out how to walk.they were sad they couldn't force breed it and produce more "DOUBLETOAD/DUO-BULLY, SLAMMED, JAMMED & CRAMMED TWO-IN-ONE DEAL" abominations
>>4871010How do they expect a slamwich to walk when regular toads barely manage?
>>4870749Really just speedrunning what supposedly "upper class" kennel club faggots did to the English Bulldog (though to be fair even the most "original" bulldog was an intentional slamming of mastiffs to squash them down and give them an undershot bite)
>>4870924>its really incredible how its always people that have twisted the form God has given them themselves that warp the natural world into horrible mockeries of original creation>AlwaysDon't give posh purebred dog breeders a pass, man. They've been doing this shit for centuries. People decided they had some divine right to dominate nature. It's why you can go watch old shorts from the 50s with cheery strapping lads traipsing into the jungle to beat the local wildlife into a cage to take back to a zoo for people to gawk at.It's not about ugliness or disgust, it's about entitlement. "God granted me the right to shape the world to my will". "The fact that I'm rich means I can do whatever the fuck I want to whatever the fuck I want".
>>4871194i never meant to exclude repulsively inbred anglos from the mix there, anon
>>4871214it's been 80 years and brits still eat like the germans are flying overhead
>>4871015Need the fentanyl blood for narcotics
SMASHED TO THE FUCKING FLOOR
>>4871437
>>4871440Oh so they actually use the term “SLAMMED”I thought it was just a meme here
>>4871194>People decided they had some divine right to dominate natureObserved that we have dominion over nature. We're scrawny hairless apes. We wouldn't have reign over every continent on earth if we weren't somehow entitled to it. Abbos mog every other animal and they're not even human. Nature should have evolved better if it didn't want to be our bitch.
I rarely ever visit /an/ so this thread is confusing the fuck out of me
>>4870614fuck off
>>4871531You make very good points. Perhaps we can agree that the sort of "people" who breed these monstrosities have demonstrated that they are incapable of responsibly wielding the power inherent in man, and that they need to be SMASHED and SLAMMED themselves before they corrupt the world any further.
>>4869214Goddamn this is sad. Look at the expression on its face. It’s doing the best it can.
What’s girth and how does it relate to Toadlines?
>>4868742be under 5'6" and have a 4" penis
>>4872204Fucking hell he's trying to get up but he can't
>>4872204Sometimes I can only hate the human race.It's not even funny at this point, just cruelty for the sake of being retarded.I can't believe I'm starting to feel guilty about something I take no part in.
>>4872208He’s not trying to get up. He’s trying to breath.
>>4866284It looks like the family wreath from that School Days visual novel series.
>>4868421Gotem
>>4871066Midwestern junkie floor cow
>>4866284What percentage of these dogs is dead? 50%+? They can't last long.
>>4872311It has always been funny you fucking pussy
How do you feel about this guy's toadline videos?https://www.youtube.com/@SoundOrienteddI feel like they rely too much on "random = funny".
>>4872951they're gems doe
>>>4872204>>4872251SAD!
>>4866339>>4868806>>4869181>>4869893Wait I thought it was only blacks and browns doing this shit, white people and asians are also part of this cult?
>>4873182Anglos and the chinese invented it mayne. The native dogs of africa are signthounds and basenji. Shit. Nigga had better taste in dogs before this “civilized” shit.
>>4873197>AnglosIt's one thing to breed selectively for positive traits, it's another thing entirely to do it in order to obtain the most miserable, dysgenic, tormented creatures imaginable.Can you really compare a hunting hound with one of these abominations?
>>4873182
>>4873182there are people of all colors in on the skeemhowever they are all niggersreally the skeem is the best example of multiracial niggertude i have ever seen
>>4866284Every time I see this I admire the sheer autism that went into its creation
>>4869072roll
>>4873250Do you think the vets that have to deal with these things just go like this pic
>>4869179Someone call Ellen Ripley, she will know what to do >>4869181FUSED and FROZEN SMASHED BREEDS LIMITED
>>4873608Those vets are bankrolling from the skeem so I doubt they care much after the 3rd time the open one of those bellies to find 3 dead puppies and one that shouldn't be alive
>>4873207>it's another thing entirely to do it in order to obtain the most miserable, dysgenic, tormented creatures imaginable.The English invented the English bulldog.
>>4872909Seeing animals suffer is never funny
>>4873182It’s not so much the race but the class. Guarantee most of the white people in on this shit listen to Insane Clown Posse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VIPX5M3og8just listen to this, lolhow do these people see nothing wrong with this
>>4873182>white peopleThey're clearly american
>>48738773:40 - They can't breathe properly
>>4873182The only people I have met IRL into this shit are hispanic or hispanic mix, and some of those hispanics can look extremely white.>>4869893this guy might be hispanic or half for example. All those hand pics could easily be spics.>>4873250This guy tho is just white. >>4873608My office HATES dealing with them, the owners are just the worst and the dogs are just hard to look at. It is awful seeing them suffer, and it's hell opening up that abdomen and it's just like tissue paper it's been opened so much. I've actually discussed it with a workplace lawyer, and they suggested we not deny service based on breed because it will highly appear like discrimination. If we were in it for the money, we'd all be in human med.
>>4873250He looks like a pedophile
>>4869181>Ghetto behelitUpon the eclipse a chosen king of skeems will usher in a thousand years of slammed genetics.
>>4874172>>>4873182 #>The only people I have met IRL into this shit are hispanic or hispanic mix, and some of those hispanics can look extremely white.>>>4869893 #>this guy might be hispanic or half for example. All those hand pics could easily be spics.>>>4873250 #>This guy tho is just white.They're all niggers on the inside anon, and that's what matters.>I've actually discussed it with a workplace lawyer, and they suggested we not deny service based on breed because it will highly appear like discrimination.That's pretty fucked up that it's illegal to discriminate against dog breeds now. Lawyers go to hell with toad breeders.
>>4874382I doubt it actually would be illegal but nobody wants to go to court. Just give them complimentary hysterectomies while you have them open to take puppies out.
>>4874382> illegal Likely not illegal, but would be a lengthy legal battle, and the media will absolutely spin it as discrimination.>>4874413Not only do we offer this, we highly recommend it for the health and life of the bitch and we will actually lower the price of the c-section, because a c-section is a lot easier when you don't need to leave the uterus intact.But knocking off a few hundred off a bill vs the actual thousands those puppies make is just not worth it to them. Another reason they're a headache to deal with; when their mutant dogs fucking die young they tend to sue for malpractice, and it's kind of a big deal because some of these dogs pull in thousands upon thousands of dollars a year, which they could sue for 1)the price of the dog, 2) the price of any lost puppies, and 3) potential lost profits (like if that bitch breeds yearly).
>>4874439>Another reason they're a headache to deal with; when their mutant dogs fucking die young they tend to sue for malpractice, and it's kind of a big deal because some of these dogs pull in thousands upon thousands of dollars a year, which they could sue for 1)the price of the dog, 2) the price of any lost puppies, and 3) potential lost profits (like if that bitch breeds yearly).That seems like reasonable grounds to refuse service. Avoiding liability and whatnot.
>>4874439>>4874443Holy fuck are toadliniggers really this fucking pathetic
>>4873846What’s so bad about Insane Clown Posse?
>>4874479juggalos are objectively the niggerest humans on the planet. you could go to the fucking congo and show a juggalo to some pygmy tribesman and he would shake his head and mumble "fucking nigger" in his click clack language
>ENTER
>>4874494What’s a juggalo?
>>4874568You're a zoomer you wouldn't get it.
>>4874569I would if you explain it.
>>4874591There was a rapping duo called ICP. Their whole gimmick was that they were white and wore clown makeup and acted psycho. They attracted a massive following of insanely stereotypical white trash fans who called themselves the Juggalos and styled themselves as clowns. The Juggalos mostly acted like obnoxious hooligans but in some states they were classed as gangs because when you give white trash a fandom where acting like a psychopath is part of the aesthetic you are going to see some grisly shit. In the early 2000s ICP and the Juggalos were ripe for memes and was part of the zeitgeist. ICP have largely died down however since the rappers became born again Christians (I am not joking).
>>4873197“Nigs had better taste in dogs”=“bullies are better than pitbulls because bullies don’t hurt none”
>>4874351cute guy
>>4869179>>4870192>>4870271>WOMB TO TOMB vore
>>4869181I like to think it works like a Deadspace marker, or >>4874320
what are the craziest names you've come across?i wonder if we have a hitler yet
>>4874724I've heard of one called Hitla in this vid.https://youtu.be/x5vj8DqEUP0?t=46
>>4874526Big Hoss is showing potential, a few more generations of severe inbreeding and /an/'s very own line could compete in the skeem
>>4870988I believe glowies just export cruelties to avoid notice, like how our health department gave 300k dollars to a Tunisian lab that was caging dog's heads in with lots of sand flies. They claim they didn't fund that one, but the test was ancilliary to the project they claimed they were funding.
>>4868742Exist in the modern West as a Sensitive Young White Man with Chud beliefs
>>4874226I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it's a good thing his physiognomy directed him towards creating IRL FEV mutants instead of diddling kids
>>4873197Blacks have literally never created a breed of dog. It was generally other races of people making the breeds while occupying Africa, or landrace dogs. Unless you consider Egyptians black, historically I believe they were middle eastern. To actually make a breed requires a lot of work; you have to make conscious decisions on which dogs to let fuck and which ones shouldn't, whether that's done by forced matings, culling, or starving.>BasenjiEgyptian>AzawkhTuaregs, whom are mostly middle eastern and nomadic in Africa>SalukiMiddle East>Afghan HoundIt's in the name>SloughiEgyptian>BoerboelSouth African, but bred by Europeans in S.A. at the time (that's what Boer stands for)>Rhodesian RidgebackCreated by a white guy living in South Africa>Coton de TuléarFrench when occupying Madagascar>pit bullsCreated by Europeans, blacks were actually forbidden from owning them for a time.>American BullysActually created by whites>Exotic BullyOrigin technically unknown, my earliest findings are mexicans and wiggers>Canis PantherAmerican black, their kennels have shut down before they could produce a consistent breed.
>>4874810this
>>4874526>deformed feet/claws/wtf
>>4874320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLg_wp0IXoI
>>4874762>/an/'s very own lineexcusez-moi? Did I miss something?
>>4874879
>>4874891See >>4872724Anon got an exquisite smashimen from his brother, who bought it while drunk
>>4874771thanks fauci
>>4874879DRAWGOD I KNEEL
We should make /toadg/
>>4874853exotic bully was created by the skeem
>>4875231/skeem/
>>4872204This is amazing please post or link more like this please
>>4869072role
>>4869072rollin
>>4876436TRIPLE SMASHED SNARF
>>4876443nice
>>4874595Thanks. Lol.
>>4875999Did 4chan come up with the phrase ‘skeem’? because I can’t find Toadline saying it themselves.
>>4876594
>>4876595Man, at least the NFT apes were just shitty jpegs and not living, deformed mutant apes born to suffer.
>>4866475Bape is the kwisatz haderach of toads
>>4876601DO NOT SCREENSHOT THIS
>>4876705too late, i already sold the badly compressed jpg for two vials of 4x/inbred toadspunk
>>4876709You could resell those as health potions for TCM and make bank. Skeem goes worldwide.
>>4876601nft skeem lived shorter than single lifespan of toadline bully
>>4876886>i keep screaming but God won't answer
>>4876223In a way you could consider these the West's answer to the Damascus goat. Insanely inbred domesticated animals that are weirdly cute as babies, then grow into visually repulsive behemoths as adults in the eye of everyone, except for some money-obsessed men. Their ears being cut off is another thing they have in common.
>>4869072I almost never visit /an/, but these threads never fail to disappoint. Rollin
>>4875999SOLD, next thread shall be /skeem/, also you got nice digits which makes it double SOLD
>>4869072I'm rolling
>>4877299I am now a gun that causes people to become SMASHED and SLAMMED toadlines
>>4869072Rowling
>>4869072Rollin
>spot a sign irl at a liquor of someone selling these things>Take a picture in awe of how ugly they are>Enter the store to get some booze>Clerk asks if I was interested in the puppies>she then goes on an on about how cute the puppies the breeder had with him wereI've never felt more awkward in my life
The Bully Campline, (Mr Miagi's Breeder) bragged about how he made it in life when he bought his first mansion... in Hesperia, California a town known for having days frequently exceeding 110F for breeding dogs that can't breath; and also has one of the highest crime rates in the entire state. Also his website is left very unfinished.https://bullycampline.com/Very funny.
>>4877610Kek these people are so fucking retarded
>>4869072ayy
>>4877616Can dogs that aren't an AKC breed be registered with the AKC?
>>4868421rolling
>>4877610Idk why but tombstone looks like he's fake like he was photoshopped or ai generated
>>4877754nahimage AIs can't grasp the SKEEM yet
>>4868721oh noanyways
>>4868422where's pimpy/bape?
>>4866528lol
>>4877765They’re secret unlocks. Also, Mr. Miagi does the typical “tough boss becomes weak” when you unlock him.
>>4877392I have only had two encounters with toads irl1. walking down near the local beach, a negroid had some badly deformed retarded bully. the thing was chuffing and sounded like it was dying by the time he left the parking lot. the guy dropped the leash and the dog just sat there next to a bench waiting to be picked up to walk back to the car as he kept walking with a friend. it wasn't even a hot day, like 75 or so lmao. 2. a group of some kind of brownoid, likely hispanic, doing a bully photoshoot at a local park. i have tried searching but have been unable to find their content online since i was just driving by and didnt get a chance to ask about their kennel. i think toadlines are some sort of cryptid when you live in a middle class community. you have to be a poor retard or a rich retard to own these things.
Are all bulldogs just bundles of genetic health problems or can you get one that doesn't hurt to breathe when you look at it? Also pretty much every bulldog I've seen in person has been horribly obese.
anyone else going? how will us 4ch/an/ners signal to each other at bully events?
>>4877869maybe we could all wear a certain agreed upon clothing item with a specific color/pattern, and likely combine it with a secret handshakeof course i won’t attend because i have no idea where that is and i don’t have a car due to shit outside my control
>>4877867There are specific lineages but breathing problems are inheritant to brachycephalic dog breeds. Its like a big mac and saturated fats it cannot really be avoided. However. Pic rel is the olde english bulldogge which was bred to be as close to the original breed as possible and as a result they have far better breathing.
>>4876595Lol. Thanks.
>>4877877> due to shit outside my controlGo on.
>>4877869this is a joke, right? surely they wouldn't have the most smashed up dogs represent autists, even we aren't that fucked up
>>4865775what a poofter
>>4877645Yes, AKC now registers kennels for some reason and often doodle breeders will use it. It doesn't have anything to do with breed standard, it is more of saying that this kennel is up to some kind of care standard. Which is ironic, because AKC reg kennels is almost a red flag for puppy mill nowadays.>>4877867English bulldog without the>excessive wrinkles>wide chest/narrow hips combo>excessively long spine relative to height>brachycephalic head>tight and upturned nares>underbite>short corkscrew tail that causes spinal issuesWould just be a generic looking pit bull. You're basically looking at American Bulldog or Old English Bulldog.
>>4877392>not going on a rant about how unethical the breed is on the spot to the dumb roastieyou don't belong here
>>4873207hahaha, who indeed
>>4877897hey if a man's got a severe case of chronic explosive diarrhea i feel like there's no need to pressure him any further
>>4878173>yuros were so jealous of American turkeys they bred fucked up pigeons to look like themgood to know they've always been obsessed with us
>>4878215I really wish /an/ had IDs.
>>4877897gas priceswhich is a problem because it’s probably hosted in fucking narnia for what it’s worth
>>4877869Damn, I didn't know that so many toadies were autistic
>>4872204jfc how much further apart from each other can they breed the eyes. horrible.
>>4873877holy fuck the raspy frog breathing sounds from all directions. poor fucking animals.
>>4878312what for?
>>4878554So he could legally buy you a beer.
>>4878270american post about>nigger rod{}>drumfenstein{}>obsessed euros{X}
>>4878599About that beer I owed you
is this a smashoid? its pretty fucking smashesd but i cant tell if its smashed enough to be a real one. i saw it posted on craigslist
>>4878908No, if anything the one on the left is almost actually just a healthy looking dog
>>4868854>though
>>4878159>roastie I know you think you're being some internet bad ass but thus is just embarrassing
>>4879162>t. finds these affronts to life itself adorwable
so is there a picture of the ORIGINAL toad that started the toadline? theres toad 2 but what about toad 1?
>>4879253There is no “true” toad 1. The toadline is so inbred that the second toad was recursively bred into existence by its owner sending its sperm back in time.
>>4879265In an essence every toad is culmination of their entire broken breed. Toad prime died long ago but they are still with us today, as are all toads along the way.
>>4879265>>4879270It’s much more complex than this. When a new toad is added to the scheme, its sperm is sent to the point of origin- its offspring becomes the new toad prime. Our timeline is constantly rewritten with each temporal shift, SMASHING and SLAMMING the very fabric of space-time itself.
>>4878908left is a normal dog, right is like a byb merle english bulldog it appears. Pic related is one of the standards for Exotic Bullies. There is a very big emphasis on chest wideness, which almost requires the front legs to be placed at the sides instead of underneath the dogFun fact: Exotic Bully breeders had to actually make their own kennel club, because other clubs that recognize American Bully types refused to recognize Exotic bullies due to them being general monstrosities. Kennel clubs were able to do this just by simply disallowing any dog that had Mr. Miagi in their pedigree - because they are so fucking inbred, they all have ties to Mr. Miagi.
>>4879270Razors Edge Juan Gotty is the common ancestor, despite not being "smashed" proper.
>>4869072can't win if ya don't play
>>4878270We have these mofos in the wild here though.
>>4869072rollan
Where do I go for some fresh SLAMS
>>4879287Do we have a photo of the esteemed Mr. Miagi?
>>4879019Gemmy, I've been trying to get 'teens to learn about the skeem
>>4879253Toad 1 is Mr. Toad
Is this the first Toadline thread?If not, when was the first?
>>4879379Toadline threads have been appearing for a good couple of years from what I've seen, recently though these threads have become more frequent
>>4879373Here he is, the progenitor himself.
>>4869072Rolling for my skeemer alias.
>>4879397THE BOSS
>>4878981obviously he meant the one on the right fucking retard
>>4879500>calling somebody else retarded>after missing the joke this hardouchies
>>4869072FUCK WHAT YOU'VE HEARDIT'S WHAT YOU'RE HEARING
>>4879603>Exotic Smashslammed RoadkillExtremely based
Still down...Break it to me bros, is this really the end?
>>4869072No reason not to.
Someone shoop a hammerhead shark bully and call it the Slammerhead.
>>4879788It isn't the end, as long as there's ghetto types out there in the world the skeem will live on
>>4869214The *people that did this deserve to suffer
>>4879379oldest dedicated thread I can findhttps://desuarchive.org/an/thread/2207935oldest dedicated meme thread I can findhttps://desuarchive.org/an/thread/2278098oldest mention I can findhttps://desuarchive.org/an/thread/2225284
>>4880217>>4879379I'm pretty sure they first appeared in a breeding abomination thread, and then the breeding threads sort of shifted into mostly being exotic bullies
How long until toadline breeders find out about myostatin?
>>4880386already discovered, Chinese research paper came out a few months ago concerning CRISPRing this into other breeds. MYOSTAMAXXED GIGASLAMMED MUSCLEBEASTS are inevitable. They'll have to strengthen the skeleton to handle that much muscle though.
>>4880406>They'll have to strengthen the skeleton to handle that much muscle though.Heretic! You dare to question the power of BONE GIRTH?
>>4880406>They'll have to strengthen the skeleton to handle that much muscle though.lol, lmao evenIt almost sounds like you think the creatures doing this are humans.
>>4880621i'm not talking about animal welfare but a toad has to survive at an absolute minimum 6 months in order to reproduce, realistically more like 10-12 months. Otherwise the best you can do is clone the puppy but clonetoads are a dead end with no progression unless you crispr new genes in and hope they get the clonetoad over the line.
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