It's the legendary Secretary Bird
>>4865878You will never recapture the original thread OP
>>4865917it was my thread
>>4865882>>4865888>intrusive thoughts about breaking their legs
>>4866011
>>4865878What happened to the other thread?
>>4866029>>4865989>>4865886>>4865882>>4865879>>4865878Sassy drag queen energy
>>4866308Multiple boards got wiped including /an/, all threads gone
>>4866308EVERYTHING GONELIKE DUST IN THE WIND
>>4866308Mods got tired of me reporting everyone typing the n word
>>4866408go be a nagger somewhere else
>>4866364like a dang ol candle in the wind man, tell you what
Why is it called a secretary bird?
My honest reaction:
>>4871908Why
>>4873287Why not?
>>4866029KAZOOIE!!!!
>>4876670Wtf is that
>>4876689Chickun
>>4882228I wow, they're ugly.
>>4882238>I wowKek
>>4884068Basedbird
>>4884068nice tongue
>>4884106Wtf? I didn't write that?OnionsBird
>>4884108I didn't write onions either wtf
>>4884107Too small. Duck tongues are better.
How do they know this bird is a secretary?
>>4865878Same vibes
What do they sound like anyway?
>>4891277like sassy fags
>>4880869Perfect height for cock sucking
>>4891638Keep your zoophile fag fantasies to yourself.
>>4891277>>4891486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y2DMFcAgqsStill would.
>>4891947I don't get it
>>4866310Get niggeraids and die
>>4866310I see it now>>4892425As far as we know, all the birds posted in this thread might be male.
>>4892425
>>4865878Whats the point of this thread?
>>4892656is meme
>>4865878u think it can float with a cat and a pig in the same boat?
>>4892659I need more context. I don't get this meme. This might be one of the shittiest threads on /an/right now.
>>4865878I don't..I don't believe you!
>>4892675>I need more context.it's a zoophile thread. that's the entire context.
>>4892699Bullshit
>>4892699Nahh. I don't believe it. It's just an ugly bird. Who likes this shit.There might be like one anon posting secretary bird pictures without context for the sake of keeping this thread alive.
>>4865878Hello, brother
>>4892699>zoophile threadElaborate
>>4892659What meme
>>4865888I love birds so much, funny little dinosaurs...
>>4893096>There might be like one anon posting secretary bird pictures without context for the sake of keeping this thread alive.yes, it's the OP as he admitted up above. he's a zoophile that's just spamming the bird he wants to fuck. that's the entire point of this thread.
This is a zoohealthy zone. Anti-zoo extremists, please go.
>>4865878le femboy bird
>>4893331>the bird he wants to fuckLike something bad.
>>4893331while OP might be a zoophilefaggot I like this bird, so as long as he contains his farmer impulses we can get along
>>4865878Does she..? You know...
>>4894088>she
>>4891277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l88IWh8ymD0
>>4894189It's the official drag queen bird of /an/. It's a she.
>>4891638given how birds work, i'd say he (secretary bird) needs to be 4-5 inches higher.
>this thread
>>4865878i got one of these one time but it took awful notes
>>4895489>Pic relIt doesn't make sense.
>>4898679Fucked up bird
>>4896917Toorkys
>>4898728Turkey
>>4897018>expecting sense from brown people memes
>>4899166Elaborate
>>4897018Zoophiles think they are awesome because literally everyone hates them. It’s that simple.
sexretary bird
>>4893194Birds were the dinosaurs that said "You wouldn't kill me, I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't extinct a silly little guy, would you? you wouldn't kill a little guy on his birthday would you?" to the meteor and it worked
It's the secretary part that's supposed to be sexy. Not the bird part. You people are so fucked in the head.Goddamn.
>>4904006Secretary sexbird
Churkey
>>4904143Most interesting thing in the entire thread
>>4865917what's the original thread?t.newfriend
She Reminds me of my ex with all that makeup Fuck
>>4865882>millions of years of evolution leads to sex bird that instinctively stomp sneks (and your balls)
>>4904498It was OP comparing the bird to crossdresers or some shit like that
>>4904498https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4860308/
https://youtu.be/POhs6zvdZQI?si=tF9EEoZW5--951eD
>>4884068mental how birb throads are basically just skin and everything important is next to the spine
>>4865878slut
>>4907537They eat food whole, as a side effect it gives them a giant resonating chamber that lets them be incredibly loud for their size.
What's the opposite of majestic?
>>4910721clumsy?
>>4865878>>4903983>>4884068would
>>4906092I don't get it. Is OP a drag queen?
>>4912003I think he's a crossdresser. Different thing.
>>4912008Elaborate on that
>>4912015NTADrag Queen is a performance, maybe a hobby or career.People that dress as another gender for their own delight, not performatively, would be a crossdresser - but the term has largely fallen out of favor by those that refuse to accept sex determines gender.Obviously, a lot of people that are Drag Queens, that "do drag" are crossdressers, or trans.Trans would be actually thinking you are a different gender, so a man who thinks that way wouldnt be a "crossdresser" by wearing a skirt, because that is the gender they think they are.
>>4912034So a drag queen is a type of crossdreser?
What the fuck is wrong with this thread?
>>4865878Zesty bird
>>4865878Why is zoophilia not a bannable offence yet?
>>4912484Stop thinking about what my penis gets hard to.
no one is making you feel this way about birds but yourself
>>4865878You will never be able to fuck this bird
>>4884108>onionsevery time
>>4913614Flights to Africa are cheap.
these things are smaller than they should besomeone should crossbreed them with ostriches so make them the correct size
>>4913625Crossbreed them with me to achieve desired size
>>4913726that would make them smaller tho
>>4913726Are you female?
>>4892425>>4912034Funnily enough, this bird is cosidered to be a drag queen icon among Floptropicans and pop fags.Text says:"I used to think this bird was draggified by you guys but no, this is how it really is"
zesty motherfuckers
>>4914359>>4914377thank god we have the ambassador of the drag queen community here to let us know
>>4914205Apparently the females basically look the same anyway
>>4914359>>4914377>>4914665Are you OP?
Secretary Bird, sunning.
>>4865878Slut bird
>>4914359faggots need to stay away from birds
>>4914871>t. seething zoophile
>>4914820Imagine the smell
>>4914939I have been around two Secretary Birds.There is hardly any scent at all. And what trace they have, is not unpleasant at all. And would not be, even in a rather high concentration.
>>4914948All birds after sunbath get their bird smell intensified 1000% times. Still, you'd need to plunge your head into the feathers to smell it. And I bet it smells good.
>>4865878
>>4914948How intelligent are they, would you estimate?
>>4914882Shut up, OP
>>4915371OP is the gay zoophile. You replied to a board tourist.
>>4914377Kel
>>4915489Kek*
>>4865878>legendary
