Post deer
I searched for deer escalator but I got Deere excavator
>>4866186Oh deer! This is the deerest deer I've ever seen, even doe I haven't seen many.
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>>4866459KYS
>>4866052Why were you searching for deer escalator
>>4866459cute doro and deer
>>4866035>not calling it "deeritos.webm"
Anyone have this in high quality? https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1826894670762262819
>>4866641>not 'doeritos'one job
>>4866035
>>4868477The camera had to pan up to avoid showing his diamond deer dick
>>4868832What kind of psychopath puts a dog door on their front door?
>>4868832I still don't get why deer are VERBOTEN as pets.In many cases they're 100% natural like this, a thousand times more pet-like than many cats or retarded dogs some people have as pets.
>>4869071Their hard feet scratch wooden floors. It's a nightmare for landlords to deal with, so it's easier to just ban them outright.
>>4868974Who says that's a front door? It's doesn't look like one, it opens into a cramped hallway with no apparent coat hangers or boot racks or anything else you'd normally expect from a front entrance.
>>4866041>Behold my awesome power!
>>4866041>Dger requires the information.
>>4869364I literally don't see any issue with that if they're not that much taller than a fullsize dog (for example key deer who're incredibly small).there is simply no excuse.
Why is it that deer aren't endangered even though they're hunted and poached?
>>4869634Lack of predation and they're nice to look at so they're always making foals.
>>4869706HOLY SHIT THEY ARE ACTUALLY EVOLVING
>>4869706I'm mad at the 10 drivers who didn't stop
>>4869729this>mfw
>>4869706>Japan: deer are so polite they stop and use crosswalks>America: deer run headfirst into traffic, causing a problem for othersReally says a lot about society
>>4869837I didn't know crosswalks were common along highways
>>4869864They are in deer land.
>>4869837They use the crosswalks where I live, but they also run into traffic and fuck things up. For urban deer the only real predator is the automobile.
>go on deer business for a week>deer thread nearly dies
>>4871608What kind of deer business? Hopefully not the harmful kind.
I saw 3 wild deer today. They crossed the path near me at the park. So that was kind of cool I guess. They didn't let me ride them, though.
how does it feel to have a deer sit on your lap?
>>4871655Grading their (live) bodies at a (heavy) petting zoo.
>>4871752Sounds like a week of fun
>>4869837>Deer, Japan
>>4873106Go back >>>/v/
>>4871608I love how happy everyone is in this pic :D
>>4869706>>4869837>>4871950Did you know the deer in Nara Park bow for treats?
>>4866035i like venison
>>4869588Males. Mating season. That is all.
>>4874456Just have them neutered
Imagine being a farm raised buck, just chilling, bulking up on the corn people leave out for you, growing out your antlers to look like a stud, getting as many curvy does pregnant as possible before some boomer shoots you from a golf cart. Your many offspring will continue the cycle in perpetuity,
>>4869634Musk deer are. Apparently when you harvest them you can also cut off this gland by their penis and inside is this purple powder that has a crazy strong smell that you can make perfume with. Deer are weird like that, those slits in front of their eyes they can actually control and open them up and express the glands with special muscles and it makes a smell and lots of species are called four eyed deer in their native language.
>>4869716I know your joking but there are studies showing that groups of animals in cities/heavily developed areas have gone through huge behavioral changes in the last few generations, some might even be getting smarter than the ones outside of cities.
>>4876148It's just like crows. They have to be smarter to navigate city life and find food. Also comes with having to learn what is predator or not. Crows are good at identifying human faces, which is surely a skill they learned after moving toward civilization. I've had one plant a nut under my car so I'd drive over it and crush it for him. That kind of planning would not be needed in the country.
>>4875274>curvy does pregnantyeah haha...
>>4875274Doe don't have curves tho
does in my bed
>>4876735anime websitealso that's a video game idiot invader filth
>>4878422>Tranny websiteNope
>>4878551>/r9k/
>>4875274I fail to see the problem
I saw a deer today (pic related, it's my actual deer)
>>4878699you can't like own deer, man
>>4878699>it's my actual deeroh yeah? post a pic of it being petted
>>4878707
>>4878707I don't see a collar. No one else claimed him, so I did. Finders keepers.
>>4878729>no nubsthat's a doe
>>4878737It's 2024, he can be whatever he wants to be. Don't be a bigot.
>>4878422Its anime
pretty does
>>4876647nah wtf
A bit rude ngl
Aww look what a cute male that is!
>>4881120Ok?
>>4869706>deer>deer, japan
>>4882252Ever wonder why they don't lip wiggle?
>>4880851It's his graveyard now
>>4883056>no tailugly
>>4883056Damn, deer look like THAT??
>>4883387Yes. That's why we should stop hunting them. Instead we make them our new pets.
>>4869071I think it just has to do with how unpredictable they can bewe should work on domesticating them doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq77vrYFtq8
>>4884872This is much better muted. What an annoying song.
>>4884872what if i eat some of those
>>4884927You'll turn into a doe
>>4875274>dying instantly by gunshot Vs>predation, starvation, diseaseYeah, i really don't the the issue. Eat. Fuck. Die completely unaware of danger. Sounds like a piece of heaven.
>>4878707>can kill one>can't keep one as a petMake that make sense to me.
>>4884953haha wouldnt that be quite the embarrassing predicament
Deer regularly hang out outside my apartment at night.
>>4885221Very cool. All we get here are shitty ass seagulls.
>destroys your garden>breaks your fenceHeh. Nothin personnel kid
>>4887118I don't think deer are powerful enough to destroy fences, unless you make them out of plywood. No deer is taking out chain link.
Anyone have any cute deer videos?
>>4887431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjvK6uwv9bI
>>4869634That's what hunting seasons are for, they gotta reproducePlus they be fuckin fast
>>4887120>No deer is taking out chain link.OH YEAH?
>>4887631I think that barely qualifies as a deer. Look how small it is.
>>4887617Thanks now I need eye bleach
>>4887689WOW RUDE
>>4887631>>4887732What is her problem?
>>4887749Sharpening its teeth for halloween
Is this real?
>>4888670So it would seem. So it would seem.
>>4883056isnt this some art project for a university campus in europe
When you see the moose you'll shit bricks
>>4891178Good, I'm constipated
uhh deerbros?
>>4876647the non-necro pasta
>>4891403Literally
What is the meaning of life
>>4891420This pasta does shit to me man
>>4891442Does
>>4891723does what
>>4892103Neat image I just had to look up. It's Disney artists studying deer anatomy/movment for Bambi. Supposedly the deer was tame from a circus but I didn't couldn't find any solid info on that.
>>4891403does before hoes
It's doever
fappingt. /k/
>>4892233Yeah they brought in lions for the lion king too.
>>4876148>>4876320>human live in cities, get dumber>animals live in cities, get smarter
>>4894333The mutant they brought in for Shrek was made in a special lab. It broke out and was last sighted on a raft near Point Nemo
>>4894325Let me guess... Loimu?
>>4894547Now that's some good shit.
>>4867837>y-you wouldn't shoot it into o-one of my non-vitals, would you, h-hunter-kun?
>>4871713>They didn't let me ride them, though.You gotta wine and dine them before they let you do that
>>4866035Jeeez I wanna pet a deerrr -w-
If you let the thread archive a deer will show up and steal all your minerals.
How many deer could fit in an average bedroom?
>>4901501Billions of them if they're small enough.
How come deer always look so happy with life?
>>4901501Two on the bedThree next to the bed One at the door
>>4901940Head empty
>>4901501>inb4 the pic with the group of deer sleeping comfy in a car
No seriously, what the fuck was her damn problem
>>4903225Whorse
>>4873352YES.
>>4883056
>>4903295no
>>4903300too late
>>4869071They're incontinent and wild. Are you stupid?
>>4903225>sees guy watching her>immediately change clumsy walking to a sexy saunter Does really are teases
>>4883056WOULD
>>4903509hmm...
>>4904142no.
>>4903509might as well...
Took this photo at a park near my house
>>4904270Take one of them holm
>>4904270>running straight toward the asphaltwhy are deer like this?
Legally, I am a deer.
>>4905862no proofs
>>4905862post hoof
>>4907651They want to be our pets SO BADLY
>>4907651Someone call 911!
>>4907651>not shaking her back hooves
>>4907651Built to be taken by the state and microwaved to death in case of rabies
>>4907721That's lewd tho
>>4907651Honestly, how hard would it be to domesticate them?
>>4908220The only difficult part about it is to have that pet without an officer eventually shooting it
>>4901184is he really eating the bones of his fallen brethren?
>>4909590Those are HUMAN bones. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/deer-caught-gnawing-human-bones-first-time-180963178/
>>4908220We needed to breed wolves 10,000 years ago until they become to the very dogs that recognize us as partners from the moment they are born.Same with deer. Start domesticating ones and you need some tens of generations of deer until they're fully tame and offer you deer hooves.
