Post deer
I searched for deer escalator but I got Deere excavator
>>4866186Oh deer! This is the deerest deer I've ever seen, even doe I haven't seen many.
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>>4866459KYS
>>4866052Why were you searching for deer escalator
>>4866459cute doro and deer
>>4866035>not calling it "deeritos.webm"
Anyone have this in high quality? https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1826894670762262819
>>4866641>not 'doeritos'one job
>>4866035
>>4868477The camera had to pan up to avoid showing his diamond deer dick
>>4868832What kind of psychopath puts a dog door on their front door?
>>4868832I still don't get why deer are VERBOTEN as pets.In many cases they're 100% natural like this, a thousand times more pet-like than many cats or retarded dogs some people have as pets.
>>4869071Their hard feet scratch wooden floors. It's a nightmare for landlords to deal with, so it's easier to just ban them outright.
>>4868974Who says that's a front door? It's doesn't look like one, it opens into a cramped hallway with no apparent coat hangers or boot racks or anything else you'd normally expect from a front entrance.
>>4866041>Behold my awesome power!
>>4866041>Dger requires the information.
>>4869364I literally don't see any issue with that if they're not that much taller than a fullsize dog (for example key deer who're incredibly small).there is simply no excuse.
Why is it that deer aren't endangered even though they're hunted and poached?
>>4869634Lack of predation and they're nice to look at so they're always making foals.
>>4869706HOLY SHIT THEY ARE ACTUALLY EVOLVING
>>4869706I'm mad at the 10 drivers who didn't stop
>>4869729this>mfw
>>4869706>Japan: deer are so polite they stop and use crosswalks>America: deer run headfirst into traffic, causing a problem for othersReally says a lot about society
>>4869837I didn't know crosswalks were common along highways
>>4869864They are in deer land.
>>4869837They use the crosswalks where I live, but they also run into traffic and fuck things up. For urban deer the only real predator is the automobile.
>go on deer business for a week>deer thread nearly dies
>>4871608What kind of deer business? Hopefully not the harmful kind.
I saw 3 wild deer today. They crossed the path near me at the park. So that was kind of cool I guess. They didn't let me ride them, though.
how does it feel to have a deer sit on your lap?
>>4871655Grading their (live) bodies at a (heavy) petting zoo.
>>4871752Sounds like a week of fun
>>4869837>Deer, Japan
>>4873106Go back >>>/v/
>>4871608I love how happy everyone is in this pic :D
>>4869706>>4869837>>4871950Did you know the deer in Nara Park bow for treats?
>>4866035i like venison
>>4869588Males. Mating season. That is all.
>>4874456Just have them neutered
Imagine being a farm raised buck, just chilling, bulking up on the corn people leave out for you, growing out your antlers to look like a stud, getting as many curvy does pregnant as possible before some boomer shoots you from a golf cart. Your many offspring will continue the cycle in perpetuity,
>>4869634Musk deer are. Apparently when you harvest them you can also cut off this gland by their penis and inside is this purple powder that has a crazy strong smell that you can make perfume with. Deer are weird like that, those slits in front of their eyes they can actually control and open them up and express the glands with special muscles and it makes a smell and lots of species are called four eyed deer in their native language.
>>4869716I know your joking but there are studies showing that groups of animals in cities/heavily developed areas have gone through huge behavioral changes in the last few generations, some might even be getting smarter than the ones outside of cities.
>>4876148It's just like crows. They have to be smarter to navigate city life and find food. Also comes with having to learn what is predator or not. Crows are good at identifying human faces, which is surely a skill they learned after moving toward civilization. I've had one plant a nut under my car so I'd drive over it and crush it for him. That kind of planning would not be needed in the country.
>>4875274>curvy does pregnantyeah haha...
>>4875274Doe don't have curves tho
does in my bed
>>4876735anime websitealso that's a video game idiot invader filth
>>4878422>Tranny websiteNope
>>4878551>/r9k/
>>4875274I fail to see the problem
I saw a deer today (pic related, it's my actual deer)
>>4878699you can't like own deer, man
>>4878699>it's my actual deeroh yeah? post a pic of it being petted
>>4878707
>>4878707I don't see a collar. No one else claimed him, so I did. Finders keepers.
>>4878729>no nubsthat's a doe
>>4878737It's 2024, he can be whatever he wants to be. Don't be a bigot.
>>4878422Its anime
pretty does
>>4876647nah wtf
A bit rude ngl
Aww look what a cute male that is!
>>4881120Ok?
>>4869706>deer>deer, japan
>>4882252Ever wonder why they don't lip wiggle?
>>4880851It's his graveyard now
>>4883056>no tailugly
>>4883056Damn, deer look like THAT??
>>4883387Yes. That's why we should stop hunting them. Instead we make them our new pets.
