Post deer
I searched for deer escalator but I got Deere excavator
>>4866186Oh deer! This is the deerest deer I've ever seen, even doe I haven't seen many.
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>>4866459KYS
>>4866052Why were you searching for deer escalator
>>4866459cute doro and deer
>>4866035>not calling it "deeritos.webm"
Anyone have this in high quality? https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1826894670762262819
>>4866641>not 'doeritos'one job
>>4866035
>>4868477The camera had to pan up to avoid showing his diamond deer dick
>>4868832What kind of psychopath puts a dog door on their front door?
>>4868832I still don't get why deer are VERBOTEN as pets.In many cases they're 100% natural like this, a thousand times more pet-like than many cats or retarded dogs some people have as pets.
>>4869071Their hard feet scratch wooden floors. It's a nightmare for landlords to deal with, so it's easier to just ban them outright.
>>4868974Who says that's a front door? It's doesn't look like one, it opens into a cramped hallway with no apparent coat hangers or boot racks or anything else you'd normally expect from a front entrance.
>>4866041>Behold my awesome power!
>>4866041>Dger requires the information.
>>4869364I literally don't see any issue with that if they're not that much taller than a fullsize dog (for example key deer who're incredibly small).there is simply no excuse.
Why is it that deer aren't endangered even though they're hunted and poached?
>>4869634Lack of predation and they're nice to look at so they're always making foals.
>>4869706HOLY SHIT THEY ARE ACTUALLY EVOLVING
>>4869706I'm mad at the 10 drivers who didn't stop
>>4869729this>mfw
>>4869706>Japan: deer are so polite they stop and use crosswalks>America: deer run headfirst into traffic, causing a problem for othersReally says a lot about society
>>4869837I didn't know crosswalks were common along highways
>>4869864They are in deer land.
>>4869837They use the crosswalks where I live, but they also run into traffic and fuck things up. For urban deer the only real predator is the automobile.
>go on deer business for a week>deer thread nearly dies
>>4871608What kind of deer business? Hopefully not the harmful kind.
I saw 3 wild deer today. They crossed the path near me at the park. So that was kind of cool I guess. They didn't let me ride them, though.
how does it feel to have a deer sit on your lap?
>>4871655Grading their (live) bodies at a (heavy) petting zoo.
>>4871752Sounds like a week of fun
>>4869837>Deer, Japan
>>4873106Go back >>>/v/
>>4871608I love how happy everyone is in this pic :D
>>4869706>>4869837>>4871950Did you know the deer in Nara Park bow for treats?
>>4866035i like venison
>>4869588Males. Mating season. That is all.
>>4874456Just have them neutered
Imagine being a farm raised buck, just chilling, bulking up on the corn people leave out for you, growing out your antlers to look like a stud, getting as many curvy does pregnant as possible before some boomer shoots you from a golf cart. Your many offspring will continue the cycle in perpetuity,
>>4869634Musk deer are. Apparently when you harvest them you can also cut off this gland by their penis and inside is this purple powder that has a crazy strong smell that you can make perfume with. Deer are weird like that, those slits in front of their eyes they can actually control and open them up and express the glands with special muscles and it makes a smell and lots of species are called four eyed deer in their native language.
>>4869716I know your joking but there are studies showing that groups of animals in cities/heavily developed areas have gone through huge behavioral changes in the last few generations, some might even be getting smarter than the ones outside of cities.
>>4876148It's just like crows. They have to be smarter to navigate city life and find food. Also comes with having to learn what is predator or not. Crows are good at identifying human faces, which is surely a skill they learned after moving toward civilization. I've had one plant a nut under my car so I'd drive over it and crush it for him. That kind of planning would not be needed in the country.
>>4875274>curvy does pregnantyeah haha...
>>4875274Doe don't have curves tho
does in my bed
>>4876735anime websitealso that's a video game idiot invader filth
>>4878422>Tranny websiteNope
>>4878551>/r9k/
>>4875274I fail to see the problem
I saw a deer today (pic related, it's my actual deer)
>>4878699you can't like own deer, man
>>4878699>it's my actual deeroh yeah? post a pic of it being petted
>>4878707
>>4878707I don't see a collar. No one else claimed him, so I did. Finders keepers.
>>4878729>no nubsthat's a doe
>>4878737It's 2024, he can be whatever he wants to be. Don't be a bigot.
>>4878422Its anime
pretty does
>>4876647nah wtf
A bit rude ngl
Aww look what a cute male that is!
>>4881120Ok?
>>4869706>deer>deer, japan
>>4882252Ever wonder why they don't lip wiggle?
>>4880851It's his graveyard now
>>4883056>no tailugly
>>4883056Damn, deer look like THAT??
>>4883387Yes. That's why we should stop hunting them. Instead we make them our new pets.
>>4869071I think it just has to do with how unpredictable they can bewe should work on domesticating them doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq77vrYFtq8
>>4884872This is much better muted. What an annoying song.
>>4884872what if i eat some of those
>>4884927You'll turn into a doe
>>4875274>dying instantly by gunshot Vs>predation, starvation, diseaseYeah, i really don't the the issue. Eat. Fuck. Die completely unaware of danger. Sounds like a piece of heaven.
>>4878707>can kill one>can't keep one as a petMake that make sense to me.
>>4884953haha wouldnt that be quite the embarrassing predicament
Deer regularly hang out outside my apartment at night.
>>4885221Very cool. All we get here are shitty ass seagulls.
>destroys your garden>breaks your fenceHeh. Nothin personnel kid
>>4887118I don't think deer are powerful enough to destroy fences, unless you make them out of plywood. No deer is taking out chain link.
Anyone have any cute deer videos?
>>4887431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjvK6uwv9bI
>>4869634That's what hunting seasons are for, they gotta reproducePlus they be fuckin fast
>>4887120>No deer is taking out chain link.OH YEAH?
>>4887631I think that barely qualifies as a deer. Look how small it is.
>>4887617Thanks now I need eye bleach
>>4887689WOW RUDE
>>4887631>>4887732What is her problem?
>>4887749Sharpening its teeth for halloween
Is this real?
>>4888670So it would seem. So it would seem.
>>4883056isnt this some art project for a university campus in europe
When you see the moose you'll shit bricks
>>4891178Good, I'm constipated
>>4891403Literally
What is the meaning of life
>>4891420This pasta does shit to me man
>>4891442Does
>>4891723does what
>>4892103Neat image I just had to look up. It's Disney artists studying deer anatomy/movment for Bambi. Supposedly the deer was tame from a circus but I didn't couldn't find any solid info on that.
>>4891403does before hoes
It's doever
fappingt. /k/
>>4892233Yeah they brought in lions for the lion king too.
>>4876148>>4876320>human live in cities, get dumber>animals live in cities, get smarter
>>4894333The mutant they brought in for Shrek was made in a special lab. It broke out and was last sighted on a raft near Point Nemo
>>4894325Let me guess... Loimu?
>>4894547Now that's some good shit.
>>4867837>y-you wouldn't shoot it into o-one of my non-vitals, would you, h-hunter-kun?
>>4871713>They didn't let me ride them, though.You gotta wine and dine them before they let you do that
>>4866035Jeeez I wanna pet a deerrr -w-
If you let the thread archive a deer will show up and steal all your minerals.
How many deer could fit in an average bedroom?
>>4901501Billions of them if they're small enough.
How come deer always look so happy with life?
>>4901501Two on the bedThree next to the bed One at the door
>>4901940Head empty
>>4901501>inb4 the pic with the group of deer sleeping comfy in a car
No seriously, what the fuck was her damn problem
>>4903225Whorse
>>4873352YES.
>>4883056
>>4903295no
>>4903300too late
>>4869071They're incontinent and wild. Are you stupid?
>>4903225>sees guy watching her>immediately change clumsy walking to a sexy saunter Does really are teases
>>4883056WOULD
>>4903509hmm...
>>4904142no.
>>4903509might as well...
Took this photo at a park near my house
>>4904270Take one of them holm
>>4904270>running straight toward the asphaltwhy are deer like this?
Legally, I am a deer.
>>4905862no proofs
>>4905862post hoof
>>4907651They want to be our pets SO BADLY
>>4907651Someone call 911!
>>4907651>not shaking her back hooves
>>4907651Built to be taken by the state and microwaved to death in case of rabies
>>4907721That's lewd tho
>>4907651Honestly, how hard would it be to domesticate them?
>>4908220The only difficult part about it is to have that pet without an officer eventually shooting it
>>4901184is he really eating the bones of his fallen brethren?
>>4909590Those are HUMAN bones. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/deer-caught-gnawing-human-bones-first-time-180963178/
>>4908220We needed to breed wolves 10,000 years ago until they become to the very dogs that recognize us as partners from the moment they are born.Same with deer. Start domesticating ones and you need some tens of generations of deer until they're fully tame and offer you deer hooves.
>>4878374does before broes
>>4909623Then we must do our part to create a better world for future generations.
>>4909623I'd breed does for 10000 years
Are reindeers real?
>>4910195What kind of dummy denies they exist????
>>4909623wonder if it would create deer humans after that amount of timesome mutated freakI know it's not compatible, but in nature, if you keep doing something over and over it will eventually adapt and be molded to make it work.
>>4876647>>4891420>why do stds exist
>>4911235stds came from fucking monkeys, not deer
>>4909903same
deerbump
Most beautiful animal ever. My favourite animal.
>>4912942where is this dumb fucking animal at? obviously it looks like Kinetsu nara station but I cant find anywhere that matches and I dont remember seeing that sinage last time I was thereThere are no other underground stations nearby i think unless its an underground footpath or something
>>4914308she isn't dumb or an animal
>>4914311Every deer around nara are all dumb asses
>>4914320>Projecting
>>4914311They just SIMPLY want to be our pets really REALLY badly.
If I was a richfag I'd have a somewhat midsized normal house BUT a giant beautiful garden in which key deer are frolicking around.
>>4914164QRD on this deer? Is she stuck?
>>4914415Yes, she is a distraught fawn stuck on ice. And some Russians see her, and pull her out of it. She is very beautiful and I am happy she was saved. Deer don't do very well on ice.
>>4914420Damn, I'd help her off the ice for a small trade
>>4914435???????????????????????????????????
>>4914441look its a simple trade, I help her off the ice, she lets me rub her ears and pet her neck
>>4914420Glad she was saved, do you have a link for the video?
roos look like weird ayylmaodeer
>>4914874
>>4915005>filenamekek
>>4914954>TOUCH MY FUCKING GAINS
>tfw moved somewhere with no deersI miss their gentle neighing at night
>>4915796Deer don't neigh
https://youtu.be/FaPPUQOoTr4
>>4915910The Hihihihihi sound they make
>>4916093I'll need proof of that
>>4916163Listen to the deer neighing sound next time
>>4915920waitwtf.so deer actually rotate their eyes so the horizontal pupils stay leveled?
>>4915920Munchmunchmunchmunch>>4916242That's weird to say the least
>>4916242Human eyes do the same, tilt your head and notice how everything stays level. Just less obvious because we don't have those horrid keyhole pupils.
>>4916242If the deer didn't rotate the eyes back when pulling the head back up it would have slit reptile eyes
>>4916354aaaa
>>4916356The eyes of a (sexual) predator.
>>4916580Imagine how it would feel to be overpowered by her...
>>4916356Wtf
>>4916242>>4916356rotating the world in their head would is too for the tiny deer brain, so they rotate their eyes instead. genius really
>>4918317>would is too for
>>4918351*would be too hard for the tiny deer brainI've been mistyping a lot lately. I fear my brain may be deer tier
>>4918356I keep a dozen tiny deer brains alive in a jar by the door
deer
>>4919775You have alerted the deer
>>4919937!
>>4919937
>>4919937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQ6jIMQgBM
https://youtu.be/Yo2ftZzA6Xc
>>4920955>dashcam video>deer relatednot clicking
>>4891403Where is this from? For research purposes
>>49209948ch dot moe
>>4920840>Pretty deer>Make eldritch abomination noisesWhy does it have to be this way
>>4869706wtf why didn't the others stop?
>>4921016She's warning others. Nature is cruel, Anon. Making cute anime noises won't get the job done in a rough environment.
>>4920840>eyes SUSPICIOUSLY front aimed for a prey >ears up and pointy >snout color scheme really close to faking a canine snout>FUCKING BARKSGuys, deer are becoming wolves.
>>4920980it's just a video of a deerstronaut, the most elusive subtype of deer
>>4921544
>>4920529This is one of my favorite deer pictures
I love my deer friends. But I haven't seen too many fawn specific videos lately. They're so precious
>>4921060They always looked like cow-dog hybrids
Deer christmas
>>4924340I'm dreaming of it
New deer pal dropped. It comes with great accessories.
>>4924422Sexo
>>4924422happy deer wifehappy deer life(I presume it's a reindeer what with them being the only subspecies with female antlers)
Merry Christmas my fellow hoofchads!
>>4924660>ywn raise a family with her in a comfy rural cabin
>>4924745feelsbadhorseman
>>4924751just curious do you know of any good fanfics regarding her? I recently finished the show and reading something not so depressing would be nice.
>>4924726She's about to get the horse treatment
>>4924799I do not. search AO3 I guess?
>>4924887i'll do that thanks
>>4921060squid jew detected
>>4925086eating venison
>>4925086>[Deleted]lole
>>4924887I need more deer like this in my life
>>4926170Be mareful, if you get a playful doe friend the rest of the world will appear dull and liveless.
>>4926176I'm completely ok with that desu
>>4924887>>4926176that's some cute ass bambi shit
>>4926784
>>4924887why is playful behavior in prey animal so rarely seen
>>4926849You answered your own question. Unfortunately the vast majority of a prey animal like a deer's life is spent being as mindful as possible of their surroundings to not get eaten by predators. I'm assuming it takes a lengthy amount of time for a deer to feel safe in a particular area for it to be comfortable enough for playful behavior like that.
>>4926849It's not. Fawns do it alot. The older ones? Probably have less luxury and stability to do so, due to more experience with the world. But you'll often see them play a lot too, if they have a human they like to stay around or near with. Sometimes you'll also see deer just hop or trot for what seems like just for fun too.
>>4909623Different starter points, modern deer are already quite compatible
>>4907651>>4909623doemestication
>>4926849>>4926865
>>4926849What are ewe talking about, it's seen all the time in prey animals. Stick a mouse wheel up in the forest and everyone uses it. Lambs basically play and milk (they're a made up animal but it's the same in mouflon)
Happy Nude Deer when it reaches ewe, anon.
>>4927082How do I acquire a complimentary bed deer?
>>4927004How does a stag know what gooooooooooool is?
>>4927225hoofy is a popular sport in deerciety
>>4927082y-you too
>>4873106Stay here
>>4927611>Samefagging your own postGo back already
>>4928910mmm wadurr
>>4928927Could you satisfy them all, /an/?
>>4928927>get wings
>>4928927>release the water>OR ELSE
>>4929331Or else what?
>>4928958I have enough strawberries
>>4929345You better have a literal truckload
>>4929433checked
>>4873106>>4927611lol>>4927613lmao
>>4927613roflmao
Are there any plants that are super easy to grow that deer especially love to eat?A big family of deer have been crossing my yard to get from pond to woods, but they do eat all my shit. I like watching them in the early mornings so it'd be nice if they just stuck to a designated deer patch.So far I was planning on just loading up they back of our patio with hostas since idgaf about them as plants and they're pretty easy to grow. I'm afraid they'll start eating my roses when they bloom.
>>4929475in Swedish we have a term for this: viltåker (game field). going by wikipedia suitable species include>brassica>rape>clover>oat>ryeon my property I have about a hectare with clear evidence of moose grazing on saplings. I've therefore left that part as-is. I plan on cutting down some taller shrubs that the moose haven't been grazing in the hopes that there's be nice new saplings for them to munch onputting out salt licks is also a good idea
>>4929465>Phoneposting
>>4929487ty swede anon. Might throw some clover along the edge of the woods too for them.
>>4929504I have a similar issue where either the roe deer or moose are eating my apple trees, so I need to lure them away with tastier stuff. might put up some barbed wire to keep them away better
>>4929487>brassica>rapeI thought that was a timeline for a second
I guess he slept there lol
>(YOU)>WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION
>>4929550Deer gotta sleep somewhere
>>4929796professional deer enjoyer
>>4929832>sleep on frozen earth fine>freak out when I tuck them into a nice bed
>>4929796I step in front of deer and sue the driver
>>4929987You need to wine and dine them first before they feel comfortable with that
>>4930077He wines them, he dines them, he?
>>4929796expert deer massager
remember to just bee yourself
>>4930085Finds them the sweetest strawberries to eat
>>4931163Why do bee costumes suit them so much?
CWD has the potential to make every cervid extinct.Do deer stand a chance against this "disease"?
>>4932589We need to mix some human genes into the population to ensure that never happens
>>4932589I assume so with human intervention but I don't know much about it. Is it really that bad?
>>4933608She's neighing sadly because she is stuck
>>4933147It stays in the ground for years and has a 100% fatality rate, pretty damn bad.
>>4928927>when you're white in India
>>4933608Oh deer I hope she was rescued. Also it makes me wonder how that happened in the first place.
>>4933613And people still believe in a higher being when awful shit like this is allowed to exist
>>4933613>>4933752https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/12/deer-chronic-wasting-disease-decline/676962/Also a surprising find, criticaly endangered deer may be resistant to CWDhttps://aces.illinois.edu/news/endangered-deers-prion-gene-could-protect-it-chronic-wasting-disease
>>4866035fuck deer kill all deer
>>4932599That sounds lewd
AI deerhttps://litter.catbox.moe/wwpqwt.png
>>4935435Get back to /trash/ you dumb fucking faggot
>>4935473No ;)
>>4935435>not even feralngmi
>>4934055I'd kill people like you.
