Ape thread got wiped, time for a new one
Gotta stay hydrated
>>4866199National Geographic released the first film that was about mountain gorilla (from 1973)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8UuhYJby8c&t=3588s
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Swimming, the best exercise. Works every muscle group.
is it true that the gombe chimpazee war cause a lot of eco hippies seethe?
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>>4870382If i popped that would he die?
I wonder what fermented palm sap tastes like.
>>4866910I’d still like to know who, or what, killed Fossey.
These apes and their termites.
There's something interesting about the way they used apes in the pre-conservationist era.
Something I noticed about apes is that they never peel bananas, they just eat it as is.
I can't imagine that paper is nutritious.
>>4878826It's full of knowledge and information
Hey fellow anons, I gotta share something that’s been weighing on my mind. So picture this: I’m chilling in my room, scrolling through some Planet of the Apes clips, and I can’t help but notice just how jaw-droppingly attractive Caesar and Noa are. Like seriously, their strength, intelligence, and those soulful eyes? It’s like they were designed to steal my heart!Every time I see Caesar leading his tribe, I just think about how passionate and fierce he is, and let me tell you, I have some feelings, okay! I mean, who wouldn’t want a partner who could literally lift you up with one hand while discussing the philosophical implications of human evolution?! And then there's Noa—that perfect blend of wisdom and ruggedness. If I could just take a trip to their world, I'd have my own "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" moment.I envision us swinging through the trees, hearts racing, sharing tender moments while the world melts away. Forget conventional dating; imagine cozying up with a chimpanzee who's not just intelligent but has the physique of a Greek god. I’d take my chances with big, furry arms wrapped around me while we plot our uprising against societal norms.But hey, I know what you’re thinking, “What about the boundaries of interspecies romance?” To that, I say love knows no bounds, especially when it comes to the irresistible charm of apes like Caesar and Noa! Their charisma is off the charts, and honestly, I’d trade a hundred human dates just for one evening with them in their jungle palace.So here I am, a hopeless romantic totally captivated by the allure of chimpanzees, dreaming of a world where I can be with my furry loves. Who’s with me? Let’s embrace our passion for these majestic creatures and celebrate the unbreakable bond between man and ape!
Yo, I caught the waterlilies
>>4878892Fucking KEK stealing this
>>4878892good pasta
>>4869001Yep, it completely ruined Goodall's fragile worldview. But it was pure kino. >For several years I struggled to come to terms with this new knowledge. Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mind—Satan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff's chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound rock at Godi's prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from Dé's thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes.Goliath: "Et tu, Figan?"
>>4869001>>4880378makes me sad too :(i wish they were nice to each other
I wonder why Gibbons are the only monogamous, mates for life Ape species.
What if apes were real?
>>4884499You best start believing in them, because you’re living on the planet of the apes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8esU8W_oJ0
Sometimes cooperating to hunt and stalk their prey, they also kill young antelope, bushpigs, and monkeys
>>4887943Why such poofy hair?>>4883815Aren't they also more solitary? It'd make sense to stick together if there's no social groups to mingle with
>>4880378>name monkey "Satan">genuinely surprised when "Satan" acts meanwhy are hippies like this?
How does it feel to know gorillas, chimps and gibbons will be dead in wild during your lifetime? Humans truly are the worst invasive species of all time.
Does anyone have that image depicting the heights of all the great apes?
>>4888027Found it
>>4887994I don't even want to think about that. I at least hope they'll be cloneable in the future.
>>4875741Probably doesn't even actually golf and is just trolling for clubhouse milfsFucking poser ass monkey
>>4888439Charles golfs every Saturday in the spring and summer, and he’s a happily married man.
There's quite a few albino apes out there
>>4866832I love gibbons so much bros
>>4891762They are magnificent, aren't they?
>>4891764They seem they would be total bros like Pongos
>>4891768A lot more hyper active. I feel they would irritate you sometimes but still bros nonetheless
>>4892452I swear the way gorillas eat they make leaves and bark look so tasty
Aside from their smaller stature, Bonobos are distinct from Chimps by having pink lips, a gorilla like nose, and sparser fur distribution.
>>4892622I tell them appart because bonobos tend to have that mad scientist hair
This is Gino, one of the gorillas from Disney’s Animal Kingdom. He’s been there since the park first opened in 1998.
>>4888028why not interbreed chimps with bonobos, western gorillas with eastern ones and borneo orangutans with sumatran and tapanilu ones? if (they) are going to brazilify humanity we should do the same to the apes, its fair
>>4888028>800 Tapanuli Orangutan and 4700 Eastern Gorillas/an/ons, is it over for them?
>>4893175Yeah, probably.
>>4892741Zoos have bred Bornean-Sumatran hybrids. I’m not sure about the genetic distance between Eastern and Western gorillas, but I can’t imagine they won’t produce fertile offspring.
>>4893348What a magnificent beard
>>4893175As long as nothing major changes, probably not their population decline has slowed down drastically especially with all the nature reserves and restricted areas. All we need to do is crack down on poachers and that should be good. My suggestion for the poachers is just shoot them all. They're not people anyways.
>>4893175The mountain gorilla population has boomed since Fossey’s death, so there’s hope for them.
>>4891768funny run :)
Do you believe?
>>4895038Samsquanch may be descended from Australopithecus.
>>4866199>Harambe?>Yes...that was what they used to call me. Harambe the Black. That was my name.>I am Harambe the White.>And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
>>4866199Moar gibbons
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>>4897020Very cute photo
A Cross River Gorilla, the rarest gorilla species in existence.
>>4897632WE MUST MARCH, INTO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE
>>4895618Sometimes gibbon is friendOther times gibbon is foe
>>4891768>>4895618At first I thought these long ass arms are a disadvantage when walking upright because you always have to be careful not to drag them on the ground, but maybe they also stabalise them while walking? Because it seems they run alot faster and straighter upright than other monkes
How dangerous would a gorilla with the brain of a chimp be?
Time for a nap
>>4880378Where did the>NATURE = GOOD>CIVILIZATION = BADidea come from? I love animals and nature but we can at the same time acknowledge how fucked up, brutal and uncaring it is. It's the same with the fetishization of indigenous tribes. And I also know that "civilized" man has done his own fair share of incredibly fucked shit, but at least it's an attempt to get away from the worst that nature has to offer, at least that's the way I see it.
>>4904945Chimp warfare is less perverse than human warfare.
Something I noticed about furries is that they never sexualize apes, or primates in general.
>>4906344Humans have a natural instinct to be revolted by devolution (primate characteristics) and prefer the company of noble and beneficial animals like huskies, aussies, german shepherds, cats, and horses.
>>4906661And dragons. Humans instinctively like dragons.
>>4906661Sounds like furries are misanthropic faggots, then.
>>4906344Furfags are known for their extremely basic tastes in animals. Primates are too patrician for them.
>>4906698You’re misanthropic if you admire literal subhumans (apes) honestly. Most misanthropes wish humans would go back to being apes, just fruit picking sex-crazed jaguar snacks in a jungle somewhere. People who like humans wish we were more like wolves or something. Strictly monogamous and highly cooperative animals that live in family units and only have sex once a year for the purpose of reproduction. Throw in our other usual favorites (cats and birds of prey) and you get a monogamous, pack hunting super predator that flies. AKA modern man. People like horses and cows too, but no one wants to be like one>yeah i want to let people get on my back and work me to death
>>4906885This is a lot of words for furfag cope.
>>4906894Furfags are all into cheese headed land sharks and collie dogs now. none of that applies.
>>4906896Wolfaboo, then.
>>4906896>cheese headed land sharkswut
>>4906900Sounds like reddit gibberish.
>>4906901Is the snoo in the room with us now?
>>4888028Why so little eastern gorillas compared to the western ones?>>4888138Have hope!>>4889361Picrel, Alba the albino orangutan>>4892456So smart and majestic, I adore them>>4893804That's great to hear. I remember Fossey tortured poachers and was heavily criticised for it...>>4904945Disney
>>4906953Dian Fossey was a nice lady compared to modern conservationists >29 people killed by ecoguards and/or soldiers (including two children burned alive); note that the army and the ecoguards work together in joint strikes on the Batwa>16 Batwa individuals wounded or threatened with killing (chased with guns, etc.)>12 villages burned (some of the villages were burned more than once)a large number of displaced people (hundreds of families), some of them repeatedly>17 people suffered arbitrary arrests and detentions in prison; 14 were later released when lawyers intervened, 2 died from poor prison conditions, one remains in jail on what are widely viewed as false charges>6 serious threats by Congolese officials against NGOs defending Batwa rights https://www.initiativeforequality.org/five-years-human-rights-violations-kahuzi-biega-national-park/
>>4906900servals or smth
>>4866199me at every party
>>4867711can they learn to hold their breath underwatercould be the ultimate soldier
>>4868810so I says to him
