I live on the 10th floor of an apartment block and these fuckers always come 2 hours after sunrise and start cooing, shitting and flapping about on my window sills. Every fucking day I wake up to scare them away by spraying them with water. I've tried hanging cds, plastic owls, even a 3d made dragon! I've sprayed the sills with vinegar so much that my house smells of grandma's pantry. Still they keep zooming around, males chasing females so they can do their pathetic "spin to the left, spin to the right, now let me smash" dance and then stand bewildered for 30 seconds wondering why she flew away.Couple of weeks ago there were a bunch munching on some stupid bread on the sidewalk when suddenly one of them darted between my legs as I was walking past and I squished it.I've heard they are pretty intelligent, but I guess they sold their brains for some stupid bread.How do I get rid of this flying circus act?
be nice to pigeons
Suck it up vinegar boyMy god, I can smell you through the screen
Same, but budgies.
>>4876738You should have sympathy for pigeons. We are the ones who made them like this. Humanity did this to them.
>>4876738Put dry rice on your windowsill and around your apartment complex. Let the problem solve itself.
>>4876738simple, move out of the city :)
>>4876953https://youtu.be/Y3kwJSEdCWQ?t=257Is it this nigger?
>>4876800We are the ones who made them like this. Humanity did this to them.We as in who? Did I do it?This sounds like blacks guilt tripping whites for shit that happened hundreds of years ago. If you think about it, pigeons really are the niggers of the sky. The crack head type. Shitting on the streets, zooming around, hanging out in gangs, crappy households, mostly on the streets, livelihood based on handouts, living in abandoned buildings or doing home invasions, only focused on dough, etc.
>>4876789Based.
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
>>4877315that's some skill
>>4877315Bros... How do we beat him?
>>4877317>>4877431simple, longer spikes. this size are useless for pigeon because his feet are longer than the spikes
>>4877512>my ancestor
>>4876738BB gun
>>4876738what the fu artist is fat shaming a bird?????Someone will pay for this injsutice
>>4876909>Live in a city and be woken up by pigeons at dawn>Move out to the countryside and be woken up by roostersYou just can't win
>>4876738>seething neurotic incel can't even enjoy the comforting coos of cute birds
>>4876816That's a myth, dummy.
>>4881173based gopher killer.
Anon.Vinegar.
>>4877512Now I want to build a house inside a giant primate skull.
>>4876738You could introduce a couple flocks of crows to crowd them out, crows are smarter and tougher than pigeons. But then you'd probably be pissed off about living with the crows too
>>4876742pigeon beak typed this post
>>4876985we owe them reparations (bread and seeds)
>>4877512>we wuz dinosaurs un shit
>>4876738I love pigeons extremely. They are humans friend, but humans abandoned them.
>>4876985>did I do itIf you treat them badly then it doesn't matter what you did or didn't do in the past you troglodyte. They're animals. It's not their fault they're here in the city, being a nuisance. Just don't act like the gorilla you are and leave them alone. I like pidgeons. They're cute. Fuck you.
>>4876985>This sounds like blacks guilt tripping whites for shit that happened hundreds of years ago. wdym "hundreds of years ago", you're being racist presently
>>4876985>blacks guilt tripping whites for shit that happened hundreds of years ago.The last lynching in the US happened in the 80s. I'm unsurprised a complete and utter smooth brained retard such as yourself can't appreciate the beauty that is pigeons. Low-iq individuals often can't.
