How do I shut up my mom's rat dog yapper?
>>4877074
>janny deleted fake shit that was obviously from a television show or movie
>>4877074slowly add some ibuprofen to the feed, eventually it'll stop barking
>>4877074Assert dominance
>>4877230Based jannies
>>4877074write a false flag note from a neighbor threatening to call animal control
have you tried hitting it
>>4877074T-Pose to assert dominance and do pic related as loud as possible. Put the little bastard in its place!
>>4877339>drug your dog instead of training themThey were not lying when they said people were giving SSRIs to cats.
>>4877870The joke is that dogs don't bark when they're dead
>>4877074stick an appendage in his mouth
>>4877074You have to actually hold and comfort them. Little dogs yap out of insecurity and fear.>sister dragged yappy dog home>never tended to it, just like the other dogs she abandoned>dog accidently got trapped between door and screen door on 100 degree day, essentially an oven.>dog is whining and yipping as it cooks>I'm taking a damn shit wondering when my sister is going to pay attention to her dog making noise>nah.>3 minutes later, I check on heaving, half dead chihuahua>ram dog under sink>dog springs back to life, wobbles around, pukes>sister looks at it, turns around, goes back to smoking weed>I know what her second marriage didn't work out now>dog is mine now.>Miwii was my special little pal, sleeps in my bed.>I take to wearing cardigan sweaters so I can holder her as I do things.>She lost her teeth, so I mince her food up. She goes blind and bald, I carry her all day.>She passed of colo-rectal cancer at 19.>I miss my baby, and I hate my sister.
>>4878939Evil sister
