>Be me in car with mom driving>Falling asleep in the passenger seat>She suddenly hits the break and I fly forwards>GET HIS ASS ANON she yells out>Confused I look to where she's pointing and see a chihuahua with a red bandana booking it down the side walk towards us>Half asleep jump out of the car and try to grab him>He jukes me like a soccer player and runs into the road >OHGOD.rpg>Think I'm gonna see a dog get ran over>Run around the car>Entire street has stopped and everyone is trying to grab him>NFL level skills as he dodges everyone one and runs all the way down the road and turns the corner.Why are dogs like this? I swear to god if my dog ever pulled some shit like that I'm beating his ass like an escaped slave.
>>4877668because we keep running after and rescuing the retards. let the suicidal dogs cull themselves so their suicidal retard genes stop passing on.
>>4877668I guess they think we're playing with them, I found that running away from the dog mostly leads them to chasing you.
>>4877851this, I had a dog who loved to bolt out the front door to play in the ditch but our area was really strict on leash lawsIf I chased her It would take multiple minutes of sprinting before throwing myself at her in a tackle maneuver that could have potentially hurt heror I could get close and bait her into chasing me, turn around the corner and immediately spin around and snag her atleast 2/3 of the time
>>4877668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU1o2blfeO0
