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This breed of dog should be just not exist.
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>>4878824
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>>4878825
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>>4878827
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>>4878824
Why do they lazily attempt to create a poor miniature pit bull type dog when the English Staffordshire Bull Terrier exists? The size, temperament and breeding has already been long refined for something out of the original Bull and Terrier stock.
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>>4878824
Yes they should because it's fucking hilarious
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>They found the semen vials
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>>4880205
When the scheme so supreme you slip into a dream (coma from severe health issues)
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>>4880152
Not SMASHED and SLAMMED enough
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>>4880212
*skeem
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Okay. Let's say you get your way. Now what? Are we supposed to genocide all the living ones and prevent them from breeding? That seems pretty bad.
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
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>>4880303
Yes, it's called mercy and common sense.
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>>4880349
We need to go wider
I want a full-fledged reptilian gait
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>>4878824
You are fear them
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>>4880303
>genocide all the living ones
No. Aside from that being unnecessary, it's practically impossible to do that. There is no registry for these things.
>prevent them from breeding
Yes. This is also practically very difficult but worth every penny. I think the entire US military budget should instead go towards preventing future toadline births. It is a more worthy cause.
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>>4880348
Dr. Dwamn may be a low tier but he's top tier in my heart
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SQUISHED
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>>4880303
All you'd have to do is ban C-sections and artificial insemination of them. The vast majority can not properly breed.
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>>4880766
dg
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>>4881016
kek
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Someone post the skeem behelit
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>>4880348
>>4880708
ENTER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRU2JucxGd8
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>>4880766
no way that's not a fucking filter
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>>4882027
Short spine syndrome
>>4880766
The moment they slammers get a hold of these genetics it will be over
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>>4880766
bluey if he real
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>>4882081
*bingo if she real
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How would you protect your dog against a PitBull in a country were you aren't even allowed to carry knives? Pic related is an climbing tool that can double as a weapon. It is made to penetrate ice, so maybe pitbull skulls too?
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>>4882096
I don't know for sure, but in countries where you can't carry knives, I'm pretty sure you couldn't just walk around with a climbing pick either.
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>>4882096
Unironically carry something like pic related. Dog trainers use these or similar wedge-shaped objects known as "break sticks" to pry open dogs' mouths when they're latched onto something during bite training. Simply stand over the dog's back and insert the stick into the side of its mouth behind the molars to pry its jaws open like a hinge while lifting the dog up by its collar if possible. You can find videos on youtube that explain this. There are purpose-made break sticks available online, but these tent stakes can be found just about anywhere. They're really cheap, and they're made of plastic, so they won't hurt the dog. I say this because if you live in a cucked country where you can't even carry a knife, you'll probably want to avoid liability as much as possible. You don't want to get slapped with animal cruelty charges because you killed a dog that was attacking your own dog (which is most likely legally considered property). You also don't want to deal with killing a dog in front of its trashy owner who will just make the whole situation worse.
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>>4882096
how about something that isn't suspicious to carry 9 months of the year
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>>4882096
Repeated full force punches to the base of its skull.

Pitbulls are suicidally prey driven, but weak and frail
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>>4882009
was this audio smashed and slammed
i can barely hear whatever it's saying
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>>4881821
Upon the eclipse a chosen king of skeems will usher in a thousand years of slammed genetics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLg_wp0IXoI
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>>4882237
Based
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>>4882108
A child?
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>>4882096
Nigga we are talking about SMASHED and SLAMMED toadlines, none of your clean blooded bullies
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>>4882237
redrum sacrifices all his friends to become the 5th member of the toad hand and rapes blueberry yumyum and forces cumrag to watch
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>>4880768
the amount of angry retards complaining about our clinic doing spays with C-sections because "muh cash flow" is hilarious

on the sadder side these mutants have so many still borns
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>>4882418
>none of your clean blooded bullies
nobody has cleaner blood than SMASHED and SLAMMED EXOTIC MICRO BULLIES, when the family tree turns into family circle the blood gets centrifuged and cleansed of any impurities
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>>4882494
Of course how could I forger? Should of used unslammed instead.
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>>4880348
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
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>>4882460
Top fucking lel
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>>4880349
evolving into a chimp.
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>>4880348
you cant go wrong with kakarotto
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>>4880348
So does cumdumpster use cumrag like saibot or like a stand?
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Someone post the family tree chart
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>>4880303
>Are we supposed to genocide all the living ones and prevent them from breeding?
why would I do that? I want their mangled genetics to infect every pitbull in America so that they can all fall into a horrible inbreeding depression and die and we can be rid of them once and for all
>>4880349
Welcome back Lystrosaurus
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>>4880349
He looks like he has got a deficiency of something



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