October 1st is a day to recognize that raccoons are cute and smart but kind of jerks.
Shhhhh … he’s having trashy dreams.
>>4886436nice hat mr. coon!
>>4886436Heal yea! the wonderful critters!!
>>4886436I’m sorry, but I’ll have to be the one to take that birthday hate away.
>>4887514>hateGODDAMMNIT
>>4887516it's cool, we all know you meant hat
He's in this thread.
>>4888003raccy!
:D
wonderful cooners
coooooooons
Look at this dummy thinking he looks intimidating
>>4891923behold! a man!
>>4891923>meanwhile, his friend is sniffing his butt
I saw a raccoon in campus!!!! I'm gonna buy some peanuts and try to befriend the critter.
>>4886436tfw never seen raccoons near me (I live in the countryside)
>>4891923He’s trying to be intimidating? Just looks like he needs a cuddle.
>>4892748they are fuzzy, they have hands, and most importantly, they love to read
this thread is about me
luv these sweet little critters
wonderful, fuzzy, curious cooners
dubious little critter
What does raccoon fur feel like?
>>4895091course outer layer, warm fuzzy undercoat but I've only lightly pet my critters so I just get the top layer but underfur is very soft
>>4891923>implying he isn't asserting dominance over you
He’ll take your trash whether or not you allow him to.
me when I have to wake up at 730
me exactly 1 hour and 34 minutes from now
:)
>>4896538730 what
>>4897064am???
>>4897277you are what?
>>4897294am. after midnight
I know they love to read but does he have to do this before he turns every page???
>>4896538Damn, you’re seven hundred and thirty years old?
You smell like trash. Let me get a better sniff.
amogus