October 1st is a day to recognize that raccoons are cute and smart but kind of jerks.
Shhhhh … he’s having trashy dreams.
>>4886436nice hat mr. coon!
>>4886436Heal yea! the wonderful critters!!
>>4886436I’m sorry, but I’ll have to be the one to take that birthday hate away.
>>4887514>hateGODDAMMNIT
>>4887516it's cool, we all know you meant hat
He's in this thread.
>>4888003raccy!
:D
wonderful cooners
coooooooons
Look at this dummy thinking he looks intimidating
>>4891923behold! a man!
>>4891923>meanwhile, his friend is sniffing his butt
I saw a raccoon in campus!!!! I'm gonna buy some peanuts and try to befriend the critter.
>>4886436tfw never seen raccoons near me (I live in the countryside)
>>4891923He’s trying to be intimidating? Just looks like he needs a cuddle.
>>4892748they are fuzzy, they have hands, and most importantly, they love to read
this thread is about me
luv these sweet little critters
wonderful, fuzzy, curious cooners
dubious little critter
What does raccoon fur feel like?
>>4895091course outer layer, warm fuzzy undercoat but I've only lightly pet my critters so I just get the top layer but underfur is very soft
>>4891923>implying he isn't asserting dominance over you
He’ll take your trash whether or not you allow him to.
me when I have to wake up at 730
me exactly 1 hour and 34 minutes from now
:)
>>4896538730 what
>>4897064am???
>>4897277you are what?
>>4897294am. after midnight
I know they love to read but does he have to do this before he turns every page???
>>4896538Damn, you’re seven hundred and thirty years old?
You smell like trash. Let me get a better sniff.
amogus
wonderful raccys. hope they are staying warm as it gets into the colder months!
>>4886436remember him
They don't have shit on red pandas
>>4886436why are raccoons only a pest in America? They exist in my third world shithole too but we never see them in urban areas
>>4902495why are stripped tails so common scavengers anyway
>mfw I see a raccy
>>4902702they're invasive species too in other countries like Germany and Japan. Escaped pets
Strong boy
>>4904549heal yea!
I think they are quite simply, the wonderful critters. the chittering skitters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfbb4yRBH64
hoping all wonderful cooners stay nice and warm this coming winter
In my headcanon, raccoons find our hands as amazing as we find theirs
>>4906680I'd like to have raccoon hands for a bit just to see how well they work. A raccoon has never tried to do things like write with a pen or tie a knot and i want to know if it's a mental or a physical limitation. It's probably a bit of both, but with what ratio?
>>4906686> tie a knot Does he know?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La9NHE9xsAE
>>4906696I believe in racc supremacy
>>4886436how do you do, fellow coons?
>>4886436I just trapped a raccoon earlier this week and drove it 20 minutes away to drop it off in some woods. Can't have that little fucker getting my chickens. Hopefully the raccoon finds a nice new home in the woods far away from my home.
>be drinking lots and lots of alcohol>projectile vomit all over my front porch>"goddamnit I'm gonna have to clean that up tomorrow...">go to sleep>wake up at 5 am>raccoon licked up all my vomitthanks, bro
>>4907821the absolute mirth
>>4904609Kek, what a great pic
What's the evolutionary advantage of being incredibly goofy?
>>4908786the universal flow favors a level of goofiness
