Big cats threadPrevious: >>4866060
>>4889654https://youtu.be/Xos-FwYVK0c?si=So7hTj25HQwWuXjkhttps://youtu.be/LOPFunFsYCU?si=1j5zhH-WqDpSNTychttps://youtu.be/7wEOkT9-AeQ?si=vWgU5wnNWWnrz4-M
>that feeling when you have a 50/50 chance to live for over a year thanks to your ancestors autistically running around instead of evolving the means to kill the prey
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>>4890118Why are they staring at me
>>4890518>>4890118>walks into snep saloon>piano stops playing>everyone's head turns>your kind ain't welcome 'round these parts, best be on your way if ya don't want no trouble!
this is my version of trad wife in a wheat field.
>>4890643Do not the cat.
>>4890118>ニャン?
this is anon's version of an american wife
>>4890660the heart wants what the heart wants.>>4890783i bet shes great for cuddlin'...
Found a big cat print. not life size but good enough to have behind my monitors
>>4891074>giwtwm
>>4891527Bros... Why is it looking at me like that
>>4891684Congratulations, you're catfood now. Lucky git.
>>4891726nta but i'd have no problem being eaten by an exquisitely beautiful female
hello, fellow mountain lion enthusiasts
Was it ever decided which big cat is the best?
>>4892014>"mountain lion">posts a jaguarundiretard
>>4892688how do you do, fellow 4chan meme knower?
>>4892688the image said it was a puma, retard
>>4892688Lurk, faggot.
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>>4889928i tried to book a table at this restaurant but it was too expensive to be worth it
>>4896046Where's his tail?!
>>4896664cat got it
>>4897011paws
>>4897047yes
>Hmmm, today I willlll...zzzzz
>>4897344BIG cats...
>>4898069>i'll need the biggest cat you have>no that's too big
>>4898045Fucking adorable.
>>4892014>>4892688Cougars are like that one guy in the family whose three feet taller than everyone else.
>>4899327Tigers are so cute
>>4901829i like it when cats have the little eyes
How did cougar come to be slang for sexually active middle-aged women?
>>4889654boo these are all reposts from the last thread
>>4889654chat is this real
>>4903826Probably from ‘sex kitten’ but instead of a young cat it’s a big cat
>>4905459If that's not gay, I don't know what is. How can you explain homosex between males and chasing of a female?
>>4905575The "I have relationships with women, and sex with men." mindset permeates society to the point that people will look at two male lions bumfucking each other and go "It's not gay, it's just bonding as seen in any health masculine relationship."Well I've got news for them, that means the lions are gay.
>>4889654that's too bigplease delete
>big cat>yet clearly is smolwhy is this so?
>>4905628for most animals 'a hole is a hole'
>>4890783>>4894471>>4897344>>4897418>>4897942>>4898328The body is round
>>4897840>cat
I hope all these lusty comments are just ironic shitposts
>>4908672Yeah, who would like to screw with a frickin animal haha. Such weirdos haha
I can belly rub a tig-ACK
>>4908742giwtwm
>>4889654>cat bats a $200 locomotive onto the floor and subsequently derails a 16 car train causing several boxcars to hit the ground and revert to kit formLesson learned. I appended the UCOR with a new rule that prohibit cats in the layour room.
>>4908885*layoutDammit.. first day with my new fingers.
>>4908735haha
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>>4889931we need to domesticate these guys like last decade>>4892563cheetahs by a country mile, googers are a distant second
So regal!
>>4909434Cheetah coat upgrade: complete >status:King
>>4890118It's not fair. Why are they so fluffy and yet so hilariously violent?
>>4909504Just how they are
