/his/ here. I am sick and tired of these fuckers. Every year they kill dozens of humans and we just sit around and fucking let them. When we train these fuckers in captivity, they never fucking learn, they are retarded and they have no emotions. Why can't we just genocide all the sharks and replace them with orcas or some shit. Hear me out. I know just killing the sharks my have bad biodiversity impacts but like whats the worst that can happen? The worst I can picture is the seal population shoots up but can't we just breed more orcas and polar bears to cover the extra hunting load? What are your guys thoughts. Can we wipe out all the sharks and still live peacefully on this planet? We already killed all the dodos and tasmanian tigers, and they didn't deserve it worse than sharks ever did.
>>4891184>When we train these fuckers in captivity, they never fucking learnWat? It’s not particularly difficult to train sharks; the same techniques that work on cats generally apply just as well to sharks. The lazyfucks in the Caribbean will even lead you to wherever a lionfish is hiding so you’ll spear it for them.
>>4891184Only great whites, bulls, and tiger sharks are dangerous
>>4891184From 1958-2023 there were 633 fatal shark attacks. Somewhere in the region of 100,000,000 sharks are killed by humans every year
>>4891184>I am sick and tired of these fuckers. Every year they kill dozens of humans and we just sit around and fucking let them. When we train these fuckers in captivity, they never fucking learn, they are retarded and they have no emotionsThat's not an african
>>4891184this is not the board for you
>>4892398>Laughs in Oceanic whitetipNever trust a Mako, hammerhead or lemon either.
>>4891184Machines kill more people than sharks do every year. So why don't you try to get those taken down? You whiny karen
>>4891184this but dogs
>>4893775your point will make more sense once sharks are enslaved to the degree of an efficient 21st century assembly line
>>4891184This but cats
>>4891184Sharks are among the smartest animals
>>4891184>oh no muh heckin dozens of humans out of billions! we need to kill every shark on the planet!!You deserve to be chummed
Has anyone here actually tasted shark fin soup? The chinkoid insects go crazy for this shit. Isn't it just cartilege? Does it really taste that good? They had to make laws and shit to prevent it. If it tastes that good, I might be OK way genociding sharks.
>>4892484633 reported shark attacksHow many "lost at sea" deaths were shark deaths?>uh uuhhhh sharks don't like the tase of uscan you hear how stupid you sound?
>>4897457It has no flavour, it's pure texture. It's also a rich poor person commodity, like an iphone or sneakers
>>4897607>How many "lost at sea" deaths were shark deaths?8
>willingly enter predators territory>"wtf why is it eating me?"
sharks scare me, no animal in the world has the lifeless look of a shark. They're like murder machines.
>>4891184Just stop swimming in the ocean if you’re not a professional underwater welder
>>4894100Cars are machines. Are pothead teenagers driving sharks while texting and going too fast to make their loud exhaust sound cooler?
>>4891184Sharks don't eat people
>>4892484Admit it, your goal was to get someone to post it.
>>4891184Sharks and bears both should be semi-domesticated with food. Orangutangs should be employed as cashiers and paid in snack tokens.
>>4891184They are like the black people of the ocean. They can kill who ever they want and just get away with it
>>4892398Blues are biters too.
You guys are lame, sharks are cool as fuck. We swim and bite and aren't afraid of anything. Maybe if you actually swam in the ocean for once instead of sitting out on Pussy Point, you'd realize how safe the ocean actually is.
>>4891184If anything we should be making use of sharks to curb human overpopulation, feed 9/10ths of Africa, India and china to the sea
>>4899878Which of those countries were responsible for creating modern industry
>>4900753none of them
Sharks are nothing. The other day I was out on a boat and I wanked right into the ocean none of them even tried to stop me.Bunch of fuckin jizz eaters lmao
>>4897457Gordon Ramsay said it tasted like absolutely nothing, if you care about whatever he has to say. Worth considering that large predatory fish are not really great for long-term human consumption either, due to their high mercury content.
>>4891184damn when did /his/ become on the same intellectual level as / tv/?
>>4892398>tiger sharksA what?
>>4901530probably about a month after it was founded and got co-opted by /pol/yp posters. that board is nothing but religion console warring, hitler fellating and arguing over which european country is/isn't white
>>4899740>Orangutangs should be employed as cashiers and paid in snack tokens.I fully support this idea.
>>4899740Orangutans have been known to rape human women
>>4904446I fully support this idea.
>>4892484>100,000,000 sharks are killed by humans every yearSee? It's impossible to exterminate these fuckers, the menace is real for US.
>>4899855If you manage to get eaten by a blue shark then you deserve it
>>4901469based ocean jizzer making fishes his bitches
>>4905213No one tell this motherfucker about ants
>>4891184brainless retard moron piece of shit idiot son of a fucking smelly hateful whore asshole dickhead faggot
only if we let the cool and gentle ones alone
>>4906231that whale shark is a baby
>>4891184Are you fucking stupid nigger? Sharks kill only 5 people per yearYour post sounds worst than some ragebait in /pol/
>>4906284>Report for bullyingIs this a thing on 4chan?
>>4907704Yes, gotta keep the site clean
>>4907987>He either got reported for being a fag or he deleted the postKekekekek
>>4908326tickle my balls faggot
>>4907672same
>>4907703This. Dogs are more dangerous than sharks,
>>4909965That is only because dogs can survive on the land.
>>4904446He claimed he was innocent but the election already happened
>>4910042lel
>>4909986No, dogs are more aggressive than sharks
I see, it's popular knowledge now that sharks ain't that dangerous so 4chan anons are now claiming the opposite in order to sound cool and controversial....cringe. Even redditors are not that cringe now
>>4911328This is what happens when midwits are exposed to statisticsYou shouldnt be allowed near them without an IQ of at least 120.
>>4911370sharks are stupid dangerous, but they have almost no contact with humansover half the country is in constant contact with dogs, and only 30 people die. 28 from pitbulls, rottweilers, and german shepherds and then 2 from unlucky large dogs that were abused or chained outside. if those dogs were replaced with horses it would be a holocaust. horses are absurdly dangerous for how few people are near them. if those dogs were sharks it would be a literal bloodbath
>>4911378whatever,that's still no excuse to shit through the keyboard just like OP did now. Sharks just do what sharks do. That doesn't mean they should be killed or harmed cause of it
>>4891184I agree. Predators that can and do kill humans should be exterminated. Sharks, yeah, but mostly bears. Fuck bears.
>>4911831I'm glad polar bears are going extinct tbqh
>>4891184Listen here you miserable little shit. Megalodon was the greatest apex predator to ever live, and he will not be shit talked by a onions limp wristed little faggot like yourself. Why don't you go and out yourself for the massive faggot you are huh? How many posts is it going to take?Orcas are gay little retards. A megalodon would destroy an orca. A great white at parity would destroy an orca, you stupid little bitch faggot. Your opinions are based on browsing reddit no earlier than 2019. There is no solid core of understanding of animals beneath it you stupid little dilettante. Fuck you.What next you noodle armed little faggot? Herbivores need more representation in dinosaur media? Fuck you, herbivores are a disgrace, and they are not "hecking valid". Herbivorous dinosaurs are ugly. Quadrupedal dinosaurs are disgusting. Herbivorous dinosaurs are either slow or ugly. They cannot initiate violence and therefore and not main characters but rather sacks of flesh to be slaughtered before the will to power.What next you little bitch? All your animal preferences are a reflection of how deeply weak, unconfident, ugly, uninteresting, and impotent you are. Skinny little bitch with a feminine layer of fat. Stop showing your disgusting noddle arms in public it's like looking at a human disability, like walking into a hospice center. Disgusting freak.
>>4908456You dont even have kek
>>4913115>A great white at parity would destroy an orcafalse.
>>4914216You dirty son of a fat whore, here we go with this bullshit again, time to cut off any ability for you to fight back for good, to eliminate any sense of dignity you might be able to salvage by fleeing to claims that grow less and less bold. Yeah just lay there like the worthless quadruple amputee you are.Stupid cattle, a great white has a far more devastating bite than an orca and its strategy of ambush and waiting for its prey to weaken is far superior to the orca's pursuit hunting which requires bite after bite after bite to get the job done.Now are you ready to really get triggered you little queer? Intelligence does not matter in a fight, least of all this fight. "omg woww the orca's gonna use faggot-ass tonic immobility woww". That's not happening on an actively resisting, aggressive opponent its same size, that technique is performed on individuals x5 smaller.You're another one of those reddit faggots who has no idea how animals move through physical spaces and the extent of their physical limits, hell not even objects, you're that retarded. Yea little bitch what's next?? Sperm whales are gonna use a fucking sonic wave to win fights? You Pokemon-guzzling, effeminate man. The developers of path of titans need to be executed for adding tail slapping mechanics to the theropods. In short, you are a fucking retard. It is obvious that you have never in your life astral projected into the minds of these animals and considered the stamina constraints and limitation on rotational movement of various bodily components, because you're a worthless incurious retard.
>>4914216The stupid orca lies slaughtered with its throat cut by the mighty mackerel shark, and alongside it lies your tatterdemalion aesthetic, because that's all this is, an aesthetic. That's it, it's done. You lost completely. You have no ability to move the goalpost and retreat to different claims. Any possible ability for you to save face has been pried from your worthless little fingers and ripped up in front of your bleating throat. Go on, act like a faggot for all of us "oh boo hoo wowww I'm such a bitch look at my stupid beaten red little bottom ooooh".
>>4914256Do you believe Darwinists who claim that pic related's the closest relative to orcas dolphins and whales?
>>4914355what is there to disbelief? are you denying taxonomy??
>>4914358I'm sorry for disrespecting the tenets of your religion, and I will endeavor to do better in the future.
>>4914358https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WhippomorphaTaxonomy looks retarded like not putting horses among the Artiodactyla or bats supposedly using "convergent evolution" to look like rats. How can elephants be so distant to rhinos? Or koala to lemurs and bears?
>>4914368moron dickhead idiot retard
>>4914368You're arguing with like three different people retard
>>4914606That was actually my first post in this thread.
>>4914355Yes. It's plausible when you consider that their last common ancestor existed millions of years ago.
>>4891184most of the people they eat are australians so really they're doing the rest of the human race a service
>>4915606What's wrong with Australians?
>>4916654They're the retards that believe that marsupials are so great that even elephants are more distant cousins for hippos than dolphins
>>4916727Marsupials are okay but monotremes like the platypus are so cool and I wish more animals like it existed instead of endless subspecies of rats
