/his/ here. I am sick and tired of these fuckers. Every year they kill dozens of humans and we just sit around and fucking let them. When we train these fuckers in captivity, they never fucking learn, they are retarded and they have no emotions. Why can't we just genocide all the sharks and replace them with orcas or some shit. Hear me out. I know just killing the sharks my have bad biodiversity impacts but like whats the worst that can happen? The worst I can picture is the seal population shoots up but can't we just breed more orcas and polar bears to cover the extra hunting load? What are your guys thoughts. Can we wipe out all the sharks and still live peacefully on this planet? We already killed all the dodos and tasmanian tigers, and they didn't deserve it worse than sharks ever did.
>>4891184>When we train these fuckers in captivity, they never fucking learnWat? It’s not particularly difficult to train sharks; the same techniques that work on cats generally apply just as well to sharks. The lazyfucks in the Caribbean will even lead you to wherever a lionfish is hiding so you’ll spear it for them.
>>4891184Only great whites, bulls, and tiger sharks are dangerous
>>4891184From 1958-2023 there were 633 fatal shark attacks. Somewhere in the region of 100,000,000 sharks are killed by humans every year
>>4891184>I am sick and tired of these fuckers. Every year they kill dozens of humans and we just sit around and fucking let them. When we train these fuckers in captivity, they never fucking learn, they are retarded and they have no emotionsThat's not an african
>>4891184this is not the board for you
>>4892398>Laughs in Oceanic whitetipNever trust a Mako, hammerhead or lemon either.
>>4891184Machines kill more people than sharks do every year. So why don't you try to get those taken down? You whiny karen
>>4891184this but dogs
>>4893775your point will make more sense once sharks are enslaved to the degree of an efficient 21st century assembly line
>>4891184This but cats
>>4891184Sharks are among the smartest animals
>>4891184>oh no muh heckin dozens of humans out of billions! we need to kill every shark on the planet!!You deserve to be chummed
Has anyone here actually tasted shark fin soup? The chinkoid insects go crazy for this shit. Isn't it just cartilege? Does it really taste that good? They had to make laws and shit to prevent it. If it tastes that good, I might be OK way genociding sharks.
>>4892484633 reported shark attacksHow many "lost at sea" deaths were shark deaths?>uh uuhhhh sharks don't like the tase of uscan you hear how stupid you sound?
>>4897457It has no flavour, it's pure texture. It's also a rich poor person commodity, like an iphone or sneakers
>>4897607>How many "lost at sea" deaths were shark deaths?8
>willingly enter predators territory>"wtf why is it eating me?"
sharks scare me, no animal in the world has the lifeless look of a shark. They're like murder machines.
>>4891184Just stop swimming in the ocean if you’re not a professional underwater welder
>>4894100Cars are machines. Are pothead teenagers driving sharks while texting and going too fast to make their loud exhaust sound cooler?
>>4891184Sharks don't eat people
>>4892484Admit it, your goal was to get someone to post it.
>>4891184Sharks and bears both should be semi-domesticated with food. Orangutangs should be employed as cashiers and paid in snack tokens.
>>4891184They are like the black people of the ocean. They can kill who ever they want and just get away with it
>>4892398Blues are biters too.
You guys are lame, sharks are cool as fuck. We swim and bite and aren't afraid of anything. Maybe if you actually swam in the ocean for once instead of sitting out on Pussy Point, you'd realize how safe the ocean actually is.
>>4891184If anything we should be making use of sharks to curb human overpopulation, feed 9/10ths of Africa, India and china to the sea
>>4899878Which of those countries were responsible for creating modern industry
>>4900753none of them
Sharks are nothing. The other day I was out on a boat and I wanked right into the ocean none of them even tried to stop me.Bunch of fuckin jizz eaters lmao
>>4897457Gordon Ramsay said it tasted like absolutely nothing, if you care about whatever he has to say. Worth considering that large predatory fish are not really great for long-term human consumption either, due to their high mercury content.
>>4891184damn when did /his/ become on the same intellectual level as / tv/?
>>4892398>tiger sharksA what?
>>4901530probably about a month after it was founded and got co-opted by /pol/yp posters. that board is nothing but religion console warring, hitler fellating and arguing over which european country is/isn't white
>>4899740>Orangutangs should be employed as cashiers and paid in snack tokens.I fully support this idea.
>>4899740Orangutans have been known to rape human women
>>4904446I fully support this idea.
>>4892484>100,000,000 sharks are killed by humans every yearSee? It's impossible to exterminate these fuckers, the menace is real for US.
>>4899855If you manage to get eaten by a blue shark then you deserve it
>>4901469based ocean jizzer making fishes his bitches
>>4905213No one tell this motherfucker about ants
>>4891184brainless retard moron piece of shit idiot son of a fucking smelly hateful whore asshole dickhead faggot
only if we let the cool and gentle ones alone
>>4906231that whale shark is a baby
>>4891184Are you fucking stupid nigger? Sharks kill only 5 people per yearYour post sounds worst than some ragebait in /pol/
>>4906284>Report for bullyingIs this a thing on 4chan?
>>4907704Yes, gotta keep the site clean
>>4907987>He either got reported for being a fag or he deleted the postKekekekek
>>4908326tickle my balls faggot
>>4907672same
