A spider has entered my body against my consent what do I do? I was at my ex's house this morning and she's like you people obsessed with bugs and shit and has fish tanks with spiders and crickets and all that weird shit so I was hanging out with her like usual and we sleep together and nap before I go do whatever for the rest of my day and I wake up to her letting a spider like this one but super tiny into my cockhole. I freaked out and kicked her off the bed and squeezed my cock but idk if it's still in there I said what the fuck and she said she wanted me to cum the spider in her vagina so she can be a spider queen and so I left her house and she spammed text messages saying don't call the police she'll kill herself she'll get raped in prison etc so i blocked her but i don't want her to harm herself so im at home with an ice pack on my cock drinking lemonade so I can piss it out hopefully do spiders like cold? What can I do? I have no insurance so no hospital for me thanks keep me posted
>>4896631How much thalidomide did you mother take while pregnant with you? I'm guessing quite a bit
>>4896649The real question is "why didn't she take more?".The nerve of stupid broad foisting this retard upon us.
That little spider is gonna lay eggs in your nutsack and she's gonna use your sperm to impregnate themAre you ready to be a father?
>>4896631>>4896631>A spider has entered my body against my consent what do I do? I was at my ex's house this morning and she's like you people obsessed with bugs and shit and has fish tanks with spiders and crickets and all that weird shit so I was hanging out with her like usual and we sleep together and nap before I go do whatever for the rest of my day and I wake up to her letting a spider like this one but super tiny into my cockhole. I freaked out and kicked her off the bed and squeezed my cock but idk if it's still in there I said what the fuck and she said she wanted me to cum the spider in her vagina so she can be a spider queen and so I left her house and she spammed text messages saying don't call the police she'll kill herself she'll get raped in prison etc so i blocked her but i don't want her to harm herself so im at home with an ice pack on my cock drinking lemonade so I can piss it out hopefully do spiders like cold? What can I do? I have no insurance so no hospital for me thanks keep me posted
>>4896736Delicious spider cunny.....
>>4896631don't care if not real gave me a good laugh
>>4896631It can't survive for long in there, assuming it's still there. It should come out on its own along with urine.
>>4896631Anon wtf are you doing we could have hot half human half spider monster girls if you didn't pussy out
>>4896631>>4896857One job, OP.
>>4896790>new copypasta unlocked
What the actual fuck did I just read. Seriously.
>>4896631You should have cummed that spider up her butt, op
>>4896631spider I found in a cave, any IDs? it was kinda big
>>4900201brown recluse
>>4896631Pls be realPost proof
>>4900201?
>>4900878That's the one, thanks.
>>4900251it's real I was the spider
>>4903046why did you bump this thread?
>>4903047he wanted proof
>>4896631hot
>>4896631Dear op, never post here again, sincerely - the human race
>>4904779return whence you came
>>4896736wish there was an intelligent spider big enough to demand i stick it in her epigyne or she'll eat me
>>4896631A spider has entered my body as a body my same size
>>4896631brown recluse
>>4896631Your body the spider's choice.
>>4901025wolf
>>4896631After you piss you should also jack off to make sure it didnt go down the other pipe either.
>>4907299the picture was taken from a big distance using zoom and the phone flashlight alone deep in a cave in Thailand before I went back due to not knowing whether I'd die if it bit me, and it looked exactly like >>4900878
