/jg/ - Jefrey General #4 - Great Outdoors Edition About Jefrey: Possible half-Scottish Fold, male, found abandoned crying in some bushes covered in fleas in mid-JulyDOB: Probably 2nd half of June 2024Back by popular demand (or at least the demand of a few anons), you can watch him grow up from infant to big boi here
Additional info for newcomers to the threads :Jefrey only has one f, the other was stolen.Jefrey is very symmetrical.Jefrey may or may not live in China. We're waiting on an audio sample to determine the origin of his accent.He is quite the gremlin.He likes underwear. He climbs trees, which may indicate that he is Vietnamese.He specializes in capybara hunting.Jefrey is currently closing in on your location.You cannot escape.That is all, thanks OP for the blessed bread.
>>4897336Jefy cannot confirm or deny
First known photo of Jefrey
Jeffery (no I'm not spelling his name wrong) is WEIRD LOOKING.
>>4897368Why?
I will never understand why people choose to live in dirty little apartments filled with cats
>>4897327$250 for Jefery. Via Paypal. You'd be a fool not to take this deal. Give me that cat.
>>4897376Living in a little apartment with a dog is arguably worse because the smell of dog is powerful, my cats use the litter box, I keep the house clean and ventilated. Dont need to defend myself, just love kitties. >>4897378How about tree fiddy for a Jefrey autograph instead
This cat is a gay lmao
>>4897364I am filled with dread.The idea of his needle fangs digging into that bara's soft flesh. It scares me.
>>4897390
>>4897357He has yet to know the joys of the world
>>4897341aircraft tucked away for efficient storage
>>4897336You forgot>Jefrey's real name is Peanut
good work jerfy i hope you had fun :)
>>4897327peanus
JEFERERY :3
>>4897383He will reach maximum size in a year, right?
>>4897618If you mean his skeleton, yes, but he’ll get fatter and fatter as he ages
Love you JefryJefry's owner did you ever find out if he was part Scottish Fold?I love his little triangle earsHe's growing up so handsome!
>>4897781I don’t know for sure but I assume he is, either a parent or grandparent
>>4897768The Peanutus Vulgaris can easily swing along branches using his powerful prehensile tail, as pictured here.
In the office
Here's a video of Jefy climbing a tree. I cut out most of the sound because there was somebody's full-blown phone conversation in the background and didn't want that included. But there is sound on about 3 meows because someone wanted to hear his voice.https://files.catbox.moe/xfs64b.mp4
>>4897833Half Scottish Fold, Half Domestic Short Hair, and Half New World Monkey
It’s getting cold
Peanut remember peanut
>>4897765Weird bird
Does Jefrey meow or is he silent?
>>4897892see>>4897866
>>4897866He got a big voice.
beanus has friends
>>4897866I'm an audio expert and you can tell they brought a cuter sounding cat to do ADR later
>>4897330I'd buy a calendar with this one
>>4898197look at those ears
>>4897881god i wish that were me
>>4898242same
I saw this cat posted on /tv/
>>4898260Really? Got a link to the thread?
>>4898262https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204796569/#204796569
>>4898263Thanks, that's pretty cool seeing him pop up somewhere else
>>4898197Pretty
Young Jef
>>4897336My guess is Taiwan, but only by elimination as one of the countries I struggle with on Geoguessr.
>>4898292Nah he was right
>>4897336Can we get a wiki or something
>>4898311What is wrong with catfaggots?
>>4898311Basically I came here and posted him when we found him because I wanted advice about his floppy ears and health problems. I just kept posting his progress here because people wanted to see more of him.
>>4898316Its chinese bots
>>4898265He was payed on /ck/ weeks ago. Lemme see if I can find it.
>>4898265>>4898330https://warosu.org/ck/thread/20835726#p20835745
>>4898330>>4898331OP here. Didn’t know he was so controversial. That’s cool though, didn’t expect anyone outside of this board to know about him since this is such a slow board.Why does his name only have one F? I mentioned it before, I was listening to the Trompe le Monde album by the Pixies a lot over the summer, and there’s a song on there called “Space (I Believe In)” about a guy named Jefrey (with one F) and that’s what I decided to go with
>>4898336people like to butch about situations that will never happen to them. you have a cute new kot that climbs trees, and we're here to celebrate that simple but oh so beautiful fact.
>>4898319cryptid
You do know Peanut is now our property, right? We practically raised him since he was a young little kitten, so by law he's our cat.
>>4898443deranged peanutfag post, proving the superiority of jefrey
>>4898443Actually wanted to let you guys know that even my wife calls him Jefrey now about 75% of the time. It’s Joever for Peanut.
Jefrey the peanut
>>4898510peanut gang will rep the colors until we diewe don't care about turncoat bitches
>>4898544I'm cool with it, Peanut is grandfathered in
Jefrey is so cute I want to give him one of my fs, was it the first f or the second f that was stolen so I know which one to send.
>>4898561You’d probably think it was the 2nd F because that’s the one most people think is the least necessary. You’d be wrong though. It was the 1st F.
>>4898561Don’t listen to OP, due to his birth condition Jefrey/Peanut/Jefnut/Peafrey/Peanus has a medical f deficiency. Since this is such a rare diagnosis, we have yet to know how it affects him.
>>4898600Yeah that’s what I meant, the missing F is what causes his ears to only stand halfway erect
does he like getting ear scratches?
>>4898618Yes he does, but only when he’s in relax mode
>>4898510peanut is his online persona, it would be weird to call him that irlhe's peanut here
>>4898687That’s fair enough
>>4898412>>4898336That was actually my post.I was jokingly bitching. Why would I continue to come into these threads if I didn't like Jefrey?I don't even like cats but I like this one
>>4898747No worries. There were trolls so I assumed it was one of those who migrated to /ck/ or something
>>4898695hey is that a jar of some nuts in the background
>>4898771It sure is, bud. You want some?
>>4898695>he has now acquired a taste for human fleshMay God help us all.
A month ago
>>4898256>>4898218>>4897866>>4898759>>4898760you're playing with fire by allowing him to go up trees. one day he's going to go up too high to be reached by climbing, you won't notice until it's too late, he'll be too stupid/scared to get down, then you'll have to get a ladder or actually call the fire dept. i've seen it happen.
>>4898799Yeah, OP should definitely have Jefrey sign a statement limiting his own access to trees. Maybe add a paragraph about gambling, use of synthetic drugs, whale hunting and overuse of /fit/.
>>4898799>but that is...le UNSAFEnigga stfu and let peanut have fun, life is unsafe and if the worst that happens is OP has to get a ladder then let the kot have his trees
>>4898894>life is unsa->eagle: SCREEE! (Thanks for the peanut)Imagine endangering your cat child for internet shitposts. Get a cat tree.
HISNAMEISPEANUT
>>4899035It was decided even before OP and his wife chose to keep him that Peanut was a stupid name and OP would only refer to him as Jefery going forward. Since even the wife is using that name more than half the time that's what it is.
>>4898896>>4898799He already got stuck once but my wife just brought a ladder to get him down. It's not a big deal.He loves climbing trees, it's his favorite thing to do in life, so I'm not going to deny him. Sure it's not the safest thing in the world, but he needs to live a little. Exposing him to the outside world has made him a more fun cat.Also there are no eagles around where we live, lol
>>4898896>your cat childyikes
>>4898197very polite
>>4899245aww look at him
the airtag is so ugly
>>4899301Well potentially losing him forever is uglier
>>4899305dont let him outside dumbass
>>4899318Not going to deny him the joys of the outside world because some guy on 4chan thinks his Airtag looks ugly.
cute
>>4899319you can walk him with a leash
>>4899330No, I'm going to let him run around and climb trees
>>4899333He can do that while he's on a leash fuckface.
>>4899334Leave my thread
>>4899333bird of prey is gonna eat him
>>4899384There are none big enough around here
>>4899364Pictures taken moments before disaster
peanffrey is in mortal danger
>>4899319>>4899333based OP letting Jefree live free
>>4899782he's listening to us post about him
>>4899793lol
>>4899783>Hey you, stop shitposting.
>>4899782this picture made me realize that Peanut really does look like nicely broiled mozzarella
Jefrey totally needs his own island, he can then invite Hollywood celebrities for parties and stuff.
>>4899959Anon, what exactly kind of a cat do you think Peanut is?
>>4899968the best?
>>4899816Look at those eyes
>>4899816he's teasing his toe beanscan we have some please
>>4899959He has his own island, he’s the sovereign of Taiwan>>4900262Begone freak
>>4900273Heh I hate to break it to you but no, he’s not on TW
>>4900262
>>4900296itsy bitsy lil pink beans :3
>>4900311>>4900312He went from mozzarella to cheddar.
>>4900318Just the lighting
>>4900377I know mate
>>4900293looks like a 90s magazine photoshoot
>>4900582he's recharging
>>4900748he has now recharged to 100%
make more webms moran
halloween peanut pls
>>4900977>>4900978peanoween
>>4901055He wants something from you. You better give it fast.
>>4901102He seems content now
I need your guys advice, because Ive dealt with girl cats mainly before Jefrey. He’s kind of an asshole, he doesn’t respect the house rules (i.e jumps up on the counter, table, etc). He understands the command to get down but he just does it again 5 seconds later. He also attacks the other two cats for no reason sometimes. Will he change once we get him neutered and/or he grows up?When he’s in a good mood he’s a perfect cat, but he’s got some behavioral issues going on sometimes.
JEFFREY IS WEIRD LOOKINGHE LOOKS WEIRDWEIRDEIRD
>>4897327I remember the very first Jeffery thread. It's great to see that he is thriving now, and I love the updates. You did a really good thing, Anon.
>>4901151the airtag is making him aggressive
>>4901151you are turning him into a little jewish demon by exposing him to semitic radiation waves through the (((airtag)))
>>4901151airtag beams advertisements into his peanut brain all day every day
>>4901151Buy an E-collar. Seriously.You will most likely start reacting after reading the words E-collar. E-collars get a bad rep because they're mostly used by german shepherd owners who shouldn't be allowed near dogs, and yet get dogs anyways. Dogs are more like men and respond to aversive stimuli by fighting what they think causes them. Since e-collars "come from nowhere", that something ends up being their environment, as if it is a haunted and cursed place. Being dogs that environment is normally somewhere around dogs or people, so these german shepherds owners essentially train their dogs to attack other dogs and people. Then everyone says "thats it, e-collars are abusive and turn pets mean". But that isn't true for all pets! Cats, on the other hand, respond to aversive stimuli by avoiding them, like women, so you're basically teaching your cat the countertop is a haunted, cursed place and that they should avoid it.E-collars are basically the only way you can train a cat NOT to do things. They do not have the reasoning skills and thoughtful desire to get along with others that you'd get out of a pig, horse, or dog so positive reinforcement+negative punishment will have minimal effect.I trained all 3 of my cats to stay off tables and counters like this. After a few very gentle, almost imperceptible buzzes (but to the cat, it's experienced like a horror movie where the protagonist gets ringing and throbbing in their ears near a haunted spot) they never did it again.
>>4901247>>4901240Oh man, this would be a plausible explanation but he was acting this way long before we got the airtag. >>4901257Isn't this "cruel" or some shit? I have no problem giving him a little zap whenever he jumps up on the table if that would train him to never do it again.
>>4900977Cat with strange ears
>>4901151>defiant, randomly violent assholeThat's just how orange / blonde cats are. They cannot be trained or changed, and instead of mellowing, they just get loud and obnoxious as they age.As a bonus, the males will just piss anywhere they like even if the boxes are clean.>t. former owner of 3 orange cats, 1 female 2 male
>>4901479>>4901481>mexicanstandoff.mp3
>>4901540My wife’s office neighborhood is a pretty wholesome environment from him, the people there are friendly and there are lots of other neighborhood cats for him to play with. There’s also a cafe there that he can go to and get lots of attention from people. Outside there is grass and trees to climb. He sleeps on my wife’s lap on the drive home or sometimes in the back window of the car, he’s not afraid at all.
>>4901551I hereby request the legendary picture of sir Jefrey with his head out the car window.Also, sorry about the gremlin being a menace, but they sometimes just have their own personalities? This one's a hyperactive mischief maker. Apart from doing what you already do - calmly but firmly enforce boundaries - you can't imprint your will in a cat... It is what it is, I guess ?
>>4901377>>4901257What about a strong water spray? I have a BUNCH of IKEA spray bottles because they were on clearance for 10¢ each so I bought twenty of them and they have an extremely strong steam when you set it that way. My kid and his friend used two over the summer instead of waterguns to spray at each other. They can shoot far.
>>4901551Peanut is a lucky cat, and you make it that way OP. Good on you.Also what >>4901558 said, we want kot in car window.
>>4901558>>4901721Might be hard to get since my wife is usually driving alone when it happens, and she’s… driving. If the opportunity presents itself though>>4901599This is a good idea
She was parked when this was taken, don’t worry
>>4901820SG or HK?
>>4901840Neither, why?
Jefrey and his friend
>>4901966hes all grown up
Jefrey on patrol in the Vietnam jungle, circa 1968
Moments before disaster
OH SHIT OH FUCK(last photo as he lost his grip and fell out of the tree, he’s OK tho)
>>4901985NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIP PEANUT
>>4901994look at the nuts on this lad
>>4901996He’s got quite the set of peanuts
>>4901151>jumps up on countersAnon you really best just accept that because cats will go where they want toIf you think cats aren't jumping up on counters when you aren't looking you're wrongGetting him fixed will mellow him out and stop him from spraying, though
>>4901151Aluminum foil on the counters, they hate the sound.
>>4902015I’m fully aware that they do when I’m not looking, I can see the paw prints on the stove, but Jefrey just literally jumps right back up 5 seconds after I command him to get down or I throw him down. The other two at least respect the rules when I’m watching.
Dirty feet
>>4902023
>>4901820roadcat
>>4901855Thought the steering was on the right side but >>4901994 send to show it's on the left so it can't be SG or HK (not Indonesia or Malaysia, either). What's Taipei like?
>>4902091If you didn't suck ass you would have already narrowed down to which province of China peanut is from but since you do suck ass I ain't telling. No intention to help dox the only good catposter even if I could already with the existing info. Even OP himself admits it's China.
>>4902175>Even OP himself admits it's China.Oh >If you didn't suck assWhy would you say such a thing? You're mean. You don't deserve to be in these threads. They are for love. Kindly remove yourself and never return.
>>4902024jefrey the exploreralso about him jumping on counters and being a menace - don't they sell some cat-repellant sprays, I believe it's a scent that cats dislike and will avoid
>>4901985holy fuck this is peak, thisnis why I subscribe to this blogJEFREY NOOOOOO HANG OOON
>>4902175you will be Peanut's first victim when he's fully grown
>>4902175>>4902177No need to get testy over something that inconsequential.
I am working on research that seeks to prove that Jefrey's ears are a consequence of his stolen F
Oh my god turn on the news! They said Peanut was killed!
>>4902532F for peanut, he lived a great life
>>4901985New reaction image
>>4902532>>4902533He not ded yet
>>4902538ah he's like a pokemon, merely fainted
>>4900292He’s not IN Taiwan yes, but he is its rightful leader, unless of course…
>>4902538>>4902539OP delivers once again ! I had in mind a picture a la Joker in the police car from The Dark Knight, but this is fine too.By the way, does Lil Jeffy stay put during the drive? A cat is even more mobile than a dog, I'd worry that he'll just want to jump on the dashboard and cause a swerve.
>>4902574He usually takes a nap in the car actually, sometimes on my wife’s lap or in the seat next to her. He’s never done anything dangerous.
>>4902574If the opportunity presents itself I’ll try to get one of him looking out the window from the front, could be hard though because he likes to lay on laps during the ride, not look out the windows like a dog
>>4902538I know I was just making a joke about the squirrel.
>>4902580get some more pics of your wife's tits like here >>4902539
>>4902621Best I can do are Jefrey’s tits
>>4902541>hmmm
>>4902541whats he thinking about
>>4903114Jefrey has a capybara for every occasion
>>4903115Not even our car either lol
>>4903114>asian>weird looking cat>bloggingbetween this and dog vlogs, you have about half the internet
>>4903117Do you deny that you're asian living in asialand? You better not be Chinese or this whole thing stops being cute really fucking fast
>>4903132Am I Chinese? No. Do I live here? Yes. If that bothers you go find another thread.
>>4903132Just kidding. I am chinese. Most of us don’t eat cats or dogs, but endangered giant salamander is delicious and the rhino horn powder actually works just fyi. Big pharma doesn’t want you to know.
>>4903053I reiterate my comment from the previous thread. OP really has a knack for taking cool cat pictures.Is Jefrey popular with your friends ? Or did he get access to this other car through sheer intimidation and coercion? Is Jefrey shyzwith strangers ?
>>4903172My wife took that one, but thanks. That was just in her carpool to the office. Jefrey is popular with everybody, he’s not shy around people but he still does get skiddish if someone starts running or doing something sudden. Everybody likes him, he’s pretty well socialized because we started him early by taking him places when he was young.
>>4903144do you read chinese? does your wife ever look at the alphabet and say "wow thats a way better idea"?
>>4903174Getting off topic here but I speak and read basic Chinese but I’m not fluent. The alphabet is used in typing it on keyboards, but ultimately you can’t replace characters entirely because so many words are pronounced the exact same way as many others, but the written character + the context is what distinguishes it.
Neighborhood cat named Taco
>>4903191his tail is like an antennaanyway wow that must be an impressively safe neighborhood, that other cat looks like an expensive breed
>>4903197It’s pretty safe.
