>eats rats>eats flying rats>gives you meat presents to show love>main character of funny shorts
>attracts more rats>eats fewer rats than the rats are making
>pukes everywhere>shits in a box of dirt in your house>tracks litter all over your carpet>is easy reddit upvotes>cleans up your corpse asap
>>4897924Our cats never caught a pigeon. The tomcat did kill a couple of rats though, that was one of the few animals he always brought dead instead of keeping it alive/half alive
>>4897924Nah, tortoises are better
>>4897929>>shits in a box of dirt in your housein the kitchen or dining room no less
>>4899775That's not the cat's fault, the owner chooses to put where the litter box is
>>4899777i put mine in my butthole
