Tips for raising garloids?
retarded spam plebbit maymay
Haha pig innards so funi
>>4903258Only add radioactive ores to their substrate late in the season. It has the same effect on milk taste and mouthfeel as raising them in radium all year round without the accompanying temperament issues.
>>4903259>meme originating on 4chan is redditNewfags like you are what ruined this site
>>4903275retarded plebbit frog
Looks like a big uncut penis
>>4903288Why do people mix up uncut with phimosis all the time
>>4903301Probably because uncut chuds all have phimosis
>>4903301Because cutfags will blow up any small excuse as to why they're not less of a man for being cut.
>>4903276What are these actually?
>>4903301I just didn't realize that my phimosis penis looked different from a regular uncut cockI reported on myself by accident
>>4903259>>4903260t.reddit
>>4903361Wild garloids. Not as big as the domestic variety, but most connoisseurs say they taste better.
>>4903361Peanut worm
>>4903381It not only looks different, it also works differently. This can be fixed though with a lot of patience and time but you also need a lot of soap for multiple reasons.
>>4903361Have you seen Tremors?
>>4903258Natty? My garloid is on a regular diet of garum and sunflower seeds and his pholpum doesn't look half this swole.
>>4903596No it's fucking not, that's inflammation caused by tap-water. Some fluoridation is good for production, but too much causes the garloid to sour prematurely.
Anyone know where to find baby garloids?
>>4903361they’re literally called penis fish, not joking.
>>4903611Fresh garloid milk, obviously, keep them clean by washing them in lukewarm distilled water every evening.
>>4903276NOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU DOING THATTHAT'S THEIR HABITAT SHITLORD
>>4903258Stop feeding your garloids tapwater
The garloids at the beach are free.
How many times in life can you learn about an animal that apparently is super common but it looks like they're fake videos, or from an alien planet? I enjoy this feeling. There's just penises hiding around in the beach mud, and people eat them, or keep them as pets. They use them as steeds for all I fucking know.
>>4904868correct your mom loves riding my penis worm lole
>>4903361
>>4903276I bet tons of women use these to fuck themselves
is this a garloid?
haha benis
>>4903276How do I know this is a Chinese dude with 100% certainty after only seeing this video of his feet? This is a serious question. Is it the hazmat suit at the beach that's telling me this subconsciously?
>>4907169>walkable bbc
>>4906449yjk
>>4903361western saltwater garloid
>>4903275peak reddit is reposting a 4chan thing 6 years after the fact retard.
>>4907311looks like someone didnt know how to properly care for his childhood garloid and it died. skill issue.
>>4907344I did, but I did it 6 years ago.Seems like you are the one late on the care.
Help how to i stop my garloids from snapping at me when i get close
>>4907595grab them by the stalk and swing them against a wallneed to show them who's the alpha
>edit made on june 19th of this yearalright which one of you was this
>>4903276So do these things live beneath the beaches that people go to?
