>>4903762I would squish it, unfortunately dinner plate sized spiders is where I draw the line
>>4903770>dog?
>>4903783please be patient he has toxoplasmosis
>>4903762Well, I guess it's spider o' clock.
>>4903799arach o' clock
it's his house now
>>4904096Imagine if it's female and you wake up one day and it's hundreds of them.
>>4904127>I hope you take responsibility, Anon.
>>4903762one of these was on my bedroom wall last nighti haven’t caught it yet
>>4904133Do they ever crawl on you bed, and then you accidentally roll over them in your sleep?
>>4904307these things run away the moment they detect a humanthey can go from one side of the room to the other in a single second
>>4903762I'd tell spiderbro to keep killing all the bugs he finds.
>>4904127BECAUSE SHE HAD SEX (WITH YOU!)
>>4904445New fetish unlocked.
>>4904394Spiderbro shall eat ze bugs, and he will be happy.
>>4904338So they're terrifyingly quick, but at the same time quite polite? Were do these guise live?
>>4903762that clock. in 1980 it will cost you like 25 cents. that spider is the most expensive shit on that wall
>>4904307nope, accidentally swallow them though
>>4904652Australia
That's a huntsman, they are non-venomous and giant teddy bears. Very docile, don't carry any disease, and get rid of pests in your home.I would pick her up and take her outside. She did nothing wrong.
>>4903762probably ignore it until it disappears and then forget it ever existed
>>4904394forsen1
There's this lil jumping spider that lives in my bathroom and I love him so much. He looks at me curiously when I interact with him, one day I'll gain his trust enough for him to crawl on me...
>>4904796How do you accidentally swallow something the size of a wall clock? I'm not gay, so my experience is limited to accidentally getting flies in my mouth if I ride a bike.
>>4904827How do you pick up such a huge spider? Won't it resist and try to get away? I use a bit of toilet paper to gently pick up the small/normal sized spiders we get inside here, but they will fight me all the way to the door. Do you use a beach towel or something for those huge ones?
>>4905148Poster paper and leather welding gloves from work.
>>4904394most people seem to only like jumping spiders
>>4904827If they were in a high risk or traffic area, I would definitely try to handle them directly (rather than use objects that could injure it), to move them to some safer area, and honestly I would probably not even take them outdoors at first -- it's possible they came inside and found it better for them than outdoors. Huntsmans seem fast enought to get out of your way so I wouldn't mind them in the house
>>4904394zulul
>>4904977The spider watches you shit.
>>4903762Press clock against wall
>>4903762if you're big you die, simple as.
>>4907263Wait to you see one carrying thousands of baby's on their back and the babies scatter in every direction once you try and get rid of it.
>>4904307This was my fear too but considering how many spiders live in my room and that I found zero squished ones in my bed I'm sure that would be a freak accident.
>>4904394
>>4903762>huntsmanIgnore it. There was a small one about palm size on my ceiling recently
>>4907379Why does that man want to inject that horse with honey?
>>4903762Poke it. Give it a good scare and watch it gallop away.
>>4907433>Inject that horse? Honey?
>>4907437>seeing a huntsman moveYou poke it and it'll just blink out of existence and then you won't know where it is
>>4903762get a broom and scare it away from home?
