About Jefrey (with one F): Possible half-Scottish Fold, male, found abandoned in some bushes, dirty, covered in fleas in mid-July. He’s growing up fast, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, fetching his ball, playgrounds, and capybaras. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Originally posted him here back in July seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears.DOB: Probably 2nd half of June 2024Back by popular demand (or at least the demand of a few anons), you can watch him grow up from infant to big boi here.
Jefrey at the playgroundhttps://files.catbox.moe/80aiya.mov
First for peanut
>>4905319he ponders his domain
>>4905322he sees things that we cannot even begin to imagine
>>4905312>>4905322Kino shots
gay ass collar, poor peanut
>>4905347Festively gay
Flashback to July
>>4905362What a gremlin holy shit How did Jefy react to the festive apparel that your wife lovingly chose ?
>>4905351>>4905360He looks so done with that collar (it's cute though).
>>4905322You need to be very careful with him outdoors like this. You never know when some feral mutt will wonder in out of nowhere.
>>4905531It’s a walled community, so there aren’t any. If there happened to be any though, he’s already scared of dogs naturally and would just run up one of the many trees nearby. But there are cats that live perpetually outdoors there for years and nothing has happened like that.
>>4905529I’m done with it too, it’s a hanging hazard so I’m gonna take it off
>>4905524Not much reaction to it at all actually, he doesn’t care
Hello again Jefrey with one F
>>4905322Have other people ever commented on Jef going ham outside?
>>4905307>Back by popular demand (or at least the demand of a few anons),it's just me, 4 other schizos, and a few bots in this board, as long as 3 posters ask for something it's already majorityglad to see jefrey still doing well
>>4905556NIGGA ICE COLD
>>4905531>some feral muttIt's China bro, I'm surprised all these cats are OK and not on the BBQ
>>4905715Not in particular but people walking by often comment about how cute he is and kids will try to approach him but he doesn’t like that much>>4905731It’s a slow board I know, but I doubt there are any bots, why would a bot be interested in a cat thread? To what end?>>4905740He really is
I got some good news and bad news. The good news is that my wife bought him a collar the uses GPS tracking instead of the airtag. The bad news is that it’s even gayer. But Jef doesn’t seem to mind.
>>4905764bruh
>>4905774that’s what I said
>>4905764>But Jef doesn’t seem to mind.Uh, based??>Captcha: GPSS4
jefrey coming out as gay, i'm not sure i can recover
>>4905784He’s not gay, he’s just metro
>>4905764This lil nigga is looking ZESTY
>>4905785At least the new collar goes well with his nose ?
>>4905798I didn’t even think of that, that’s a good point
>>4905841throw the little faggot in
>>4905764lmao
>>4905785There is nothing wrong with a straight man wearing pink or purple, just not at the same time (they clash horribly).
>>4905841I saw the vague shape of the fish on the left first and thought Jef was out diving for some reason
>>4905362jefffrey
>>4905779I understand the collar but it's ridiculously big for him, the other cats will start to think he might be a glowie agent
what's my name? Bumpaccino
>>4905307So do you have a job or are you just a trust fund richfag
>>4906062I have a job
>>4906063Do tell
>>4906065No, I'm not gonna reveal personal details here
>>4905812It's kind of a gay collar but it does go with his colors pretty good so it's alright.
>>4906076it's kind of a gay collar but it's kind of a gay cat so it's alright.
>>4905785it looks like a flotation device
>>4906076>>4906080I wish Jefrey was gay for me, though.
lol jefrey is gay
Nothing new to report. He stayed home today because the weather ain’t great. He had a bath. That’s about all… Peace Out.
>>4906217Wetfrey
>>4906217did he like the bath
>>4906217we want his bathing pics
>>4905362aliem
>>4906245No he hates it. He doesn’t scream or scratch or bite, but he constantly struggles to get away.>>4906257He’s way too difficult to contain one-handed, maybe next time if my wife helps
>>4906020Before Brooklyn gentrified, I saw a very trashy looking bitch coming out of a Dunkin Donuts in... I wanna say Green Point... and as she was doing so, a male voice yelled out from above me, some fourth storey window or higher (I don't recall how high the buildings were in that particular area nor even why the hell I was in Brooklyn at the time to begin with)>HEY SLUTFACE! WHERE'S MY DUNKACCINO?!The woman, looking quite dejected, turned around and went back into the Dunkin Donuts, presumably to order said Dunkaccino.>>4905746>To what end?The bitter end.>>4905902The fish should get its own thread. This is a Jefrey thread.
>>4906447jacketrey
>>4906448Was it with a thick Italian guy New York accent?
>>4905553You're lucky you live in such a safe neighbourhood. Bastet protect your kid.
>>4906517Well, technically I don't live there, my wife's office is in there. We live in a shitty area with shitty people, so we don't let him outside around where we actually live.
>>4905362weird looking
>>4906516nta but that's how I read it and how I choose it to be.
Any cat dentalfags out there? What’s going on with Jefrey’s teeth? does he need braces? I noticed twice today he was licking the air like he hurt his mouth. I opened it up and noticed some weird shit going on. Super hard to get a good pic because he doesn’t like his mouth being forced open but it looks like he has 2 front right incisors.
Ah according to Google he might just be in transition from baby teeth to adult teeth
>>4906562Regular non-vet anon, armed with the power of a quick Google search here.Given his young age, looks like Jeffy still hasn't lost his baby teeth. Look up "Retained Deciduous Teeth". As a first step, keep giving him things to chew, maybe it will dislodge the old tooth naturally (Maybe a tougher capybara?).If it still bothers you, you can try and ask for removal by the vet, when you'll go for neutering? Thanks again for the pics, OP!
>>4906567Thanks, I’ll give him some chew toys
>>4906567
>>4906570God, he looks so cute.Maybe it's a parasocial thing ? He's a cat, and I know part of his story ? Doesn't matter. Kot is cute, thread is wholesome, pics look great.
>>4906571I grew up with a ton of cats. Too many to even count, because my mom was a crazy cat lady. But Jefrey is one of a kind in that he’s always down to go on an adventure like a dog. Also never had a cat with folded ears or creamy orange fur. Every morning I open my door to get up, he comes running up to me and expects me to pick him up so he can lick my face and purr. He’s just a great little dude.
Still biting his capybara so probably needs to sooth his mouth
>>4906573Do you think finding a (trustworthy?) vet will be a challenge, given your location and all ?
>>4906577I used to go to one for my other cats, she was trustworthy but she went out of business. There’s one down the street I went to a few times for minor stuff and he seemed really legit, my impression was he was a quiet guy who really loved animals. Like 10 cats living in his little hospital, just roaming around freely inside. Might take him there.
>>4906516>Italian guy New York accent?No, Green Point is a heavily Polish area and I seem to remember hearing Polish all over the place before the dunkaccino incident. Heavy NY accent, but not likely greasy wop dego.>>4906530You're not too far off. The NY accent is mostly dead in Brooklyn and Queens now but it was still alive and kicking back then, though on the decline.
>>4906573Poor capybara
GOOD MORNING
>>4906802why is he naked?
>>4906811Staying home past couple days
>>4906811anon...i don't know how to tell you this but...animals don't wear clothes.
wish my cat had ears like that
>>4906850I bet you feel pretty stupid now, uh?
lil Jefy in a bag, July 17th
Jefy with a ball in his mouth
>>4906802Highlight of the morning
>>4906951Here’s a few just for you
>>4906951
>>4906951here u go
>>4906951and one more for good measure
>>4906943alien goblin
>>4906970>"sir are you aware you're a cat?">>4906971>
>>4906965much obliged. Thanks for the blessing.Keep us posted on the teeth situation
>>4906949it looks like he made the floor collapse
>>4907160Still has the extra fang. I guess we'll bring it up to the vet once we take him in to get neutered, if it doesn't fall out by then
>>4907410Clearly compensating for Ear-ectile dysfunction. Sickening.
>>4907426Ear-ectile dysfunction OK I gotta give you credit for that, that’s the best thing anyone’s ever said about his condition
btw looks like his extra fang fell out
>>4907432cute paws>>4907436happy for him
>>4907432Thanks OP looks like the pun was so good it kicked his fang out. Careful if you tread barefoot in the house.If you ever find it, keep it as a relic, symbol of hope and wholesome happenings.
>>4907729peanut's saying he doesn't like it
>>4907732He’s flourishing
he needs more faggy collars
>>4907436Happy to hear it.>>4907729>>4907733>>4907734I love this random stranger internet cat so much.
>>4907764
>>4907780rude
>>4907731Pokemon encounter in tall grass
>>4907780Why did you censor his peanuts?
>>4907785Peafrey! I choose you!
>>4907786It was too lewd
One of these days he’s probably gonna fall and learn a hard lesson
Jefrey found a frog today and wanted to play with it to death, but I grabbed him and walked him back toward my wife’s office. As I was nearing it, he got really pissed and bit my hand, and in turn I got pissed at him. He acted like an alcoholic whose liquor bottles I poured down the drain.
>>4907807jefrey is being a rebellious teenagerlets hope it's just a phase.
>>4907806curious, how do you get him once playtime is over? does he come to you like a dog? do you ever have to run after him? he doesn't wonder too far does he?
>>4907811>he doesn't wonder too far does he?pondering jefrey
>>4907811I usually snatch him up when he's not looking. He does not willingly cut playtime short. If I openly even approach him too close he darts away, so I just wait patiently for an opportunity to grab him.>>4907810Gotta cut his balls off soon and hopefully he'll be more tame
>>4907811Also he doesn't wander too far from me even if that means keeping enough distance for me to not snatch him up. But he lets his guard down and that's the opportunity for me to grab him
>>4908028he looks so sad
>>4908065he heard they're cutting his balls
>>4908028he is possessed by his master beelzebub
Looking at some of his pics from around September, his ears looked normal. I find it weird that he went from folded, to normalish, then back to folded.
Everytime I see "Jefrey" my mind reads it as "Jeffrey" and then autocompletes it to "Jeffrey Epstein".
>>4908128I think "Geoffrey-frey-free-ree" from Fesh Pince
>>4908122normal ears = goblin jeffolded ears = gay jef
>>4908028Free him of his chains.
Jefy playing with a red dothttps://files.catbox.moe/7z4g1i.mov
>>4908190he attak
>>4908190Jaws
>>4908122that's his alter ego, peanut.
>>4908128That guy gave that name a bad connotation, which is just another reason why it’s Jefrey with one F only
>>4907807>as soon as his jaw got rid of the milk tooth, he starts bitingLittle shid. But you were the stronger one, so hopefully he didn't get the impression that biting will let him have his way.>captcha: MVP2PYou and your cat are the MVP.
Guys, Jefrey's breath is fucking god awful. I mean, the other two cats we have, their breath is bad too, but Jefrey's breath is worse than both of theirs put together. Is there something I can do to fix it? He's not eating anything different than they are.
>>4908405Also just to give you an example of what I'm talking about, I'm sitting here on my laptop, and he's laying on my lap. He just yawned, and the smell immediately went straight into my nose like pic related. Fucking horrible, worst breath from a cat of all time. And the bad part is that he often tries to get up close to my face to lick me like a dog and I can't stand the smell.
>>4908405>>4908408not a vet so no idea, but could maybe be a result of the tooth that was stuck? it maybe infected the gum around and caused the stench?
>>4905307Beautiful cat. These photos are good enough to have been taken with a camera. Did you take them with a phone?
>>4908415I've noticed his breath has been horrible for a long time but it's getting even worse. Might have to address it with a vet. Wonder if it's his gut biome or something.>>4908418Thanks! Just taken with my iPhone. They're also screenshotted so the quality isn't as good, just to crop them and make them small enough to post on 4chan.
>>4908207"this nigga so retarded" aah face
Jefy fetching up and down the stairshttps://files.catbox.moe/dffi5p.movhttps://files.catbox.moe/t25dkl.movhttps://files.catbox.moe/gbaq9y.mov
>>4908065He’s not sad, he lives a dope life. Right now he’s bored because he’s been stuck at home for a couple days.
>>4908596You could use his head as a spirit level
>>4908718took me a few seconds but then i lol’dI’m gonna be heading out for a 2 week vacation on Saturday. My wife will be in charge of Jefy while I’m gone, so I’ll probably end up posting whatever she sends me.Also I took pics of his teeth and sent them to my old vet who works in a different city now. She said his teeth don’t look that bad. I gave him some weird plant based chew snack things and so far they cleaned his breath up a bit. Pic related, he’s laying on me in bed rn
One other thing of note, today I walked by the place where my wife found him, and noticed that there would’ve been no way he could’ve gotten there by himself as a tiny kitten, someone would’ve had to have put him there deliberately. It was in a planter right outside of an animal hospital. My guess is that somebody else found him somewhere else, tried to take him to the hospital, it was closed, and then just decided to dump him there.
>>4908964bruh, you stole someone's cat. also take a pic of the place where you found him
>>4908994this, I'm contacting the proper authorities.Enjoy your jailtime.
>>4908994>>4908995SHIT
>>4908207Sir, your cat has weird ears.
>>4909266Head too small or body too big ?
>>4909266Look at this fucking gremlin.I mean ponder this damned rascal.Yo, check out this hellish spawn.Watch out for this furry goblin.I mean, you should be warned about this devilish menace Be aware of this whiskered maniac.By god, run from this fiendish hellion.
>>4909266look at that little bastard. he knows he shouldn't be doing that.
>>4905362>I barfed a lil
>>4909266hes evil
>>4909270Yes sir we already established that early on>>4909271a bit of both>>4909289>>4909294>>4909315>>4909270Yes he does>>4909271A little bit of both>>4909289>>4909294You have no idea. He makes so much trouble, but I love him anyway.
>>4909620Is it just me or is he mocking the bipedal posture ? He really is developing an attitude, time to snip.
>>4909620EL GOBLINO
>>4909620I hear jake Paul is looking for his next opponent
>>4909620>Wh-what's happening
>>4909644Best part of wakin’ upIs Jefy in yer cup
does he still smell bad
jefrey is nice but should always be inside
>>4909666Yes he does, Satan. His breath smells like diarrhea and rotting fish. Gonna address it once he goes in to get neutered.
>>4909672We want him to be a fun adventure cat. One we can take places. But since it’s heading into winter he’s not gonna spend a lot of time outdoors anyway. If my wife takes him to her office, I’m gonna reiterate to her to lock him in unless she supervises him. Heading on vacation day after tomorrow for 2 weeks, wife will be in charge of him. I’ll post whatever she sends me during that time.
>>4909662Yo, he plays the shamisen ? Does Jefery break things, by the way ?
>>4909620He looks like he bout to slap a bitch
>>4909662>>4909664That's a gremlin.
>>4909688That’s a pipaNah he doesn’t break anything really but he just makes a lot of trouble by wrestling the other cars and chasing them and jumping up on the counters and table no matter how often I throw him down or tell him to get down, he just does it anyway
>>4909794>and jumping up on the counters and table no matter how often I throw him down or tell him to get down, he just does it anywaysounds like it's time for the spray bottle of water with a few drops of lemon mixed inspray him when he does that shit, and spray the surfaces themselves so they smell unappealing to him
>>4905318Damn, that tree's got a massive cock.
>>4909794>Jefrey plays the pipa Neat.
>>4906948Zesty ass homo with mouth full of balls
jefrey likes men
>>4910031i will never recover
>>4910031your mom likes men
I have my own jefrey but he's ugly and hates me if I'm not directly giving him food.
>>4910067what do you mean
Last pic of Jefy before I head to the airport and leave for 2 weeks
Fun Fact, my iphone automatically detects Jefrey as being a Scottish Fold
Have a fun trip, we look forward to more Jefery when you get back.
>>4910774creature
>>4909949Much improved without that humiliation ritual of a collar
Enjoy your vacation, OP. (No, not in the 4chan sense of the phrase.)
>>4911228>>4910818oh I will
/an/ is an small board, how many people aré actually Jeffreystalking?
>>4911253My guess is like 2 or 3
>>4911254My guess is that the peak was at the second thread, where Jefrey's origins were the center of the debate.Now, maybe it's half a dozen anons?Speaking of origin, care to explain the accent you carelessly left in your post, anon ? Would Jefrey be more popular in Europe, US or Asia? Place your bets, ladies /an/d gentlemen !
>>4911254My bad, was talking about the accent from this post >>4911253
>>4911272Probably just an artifact from phoneposting, hold a keyboard button for a second and extra options pop up.
>>4911253I'm one such person and I don't even like cats.
>>4911253I barely use /an/. Jefrey makes me check in on this board more often.
>>4911253i'm peanutstalking
>>4911253+1
>>4911253I hate this faggot shit I just check in hoping it died
>>4911455Stop being so tsundere Anon
>>4911455this desu senpai
>>4911253hi
>>4911367I got news for you, you like cats, you just don’t want to admit it>>4911561hi
What's the news on Jefrey back at home ? any shenanigans? Do you plan to bring him (or the other cats) special treats/gifts from your trip ? There's still a lot of remaining space on that gremlin for additional apparel of the gay variety.
>>4911623Not much really, he isn’t going out lately because the weather is getting cold and my wife is too busy to keep a close eye on him. As for apparel, I’m open to suggestions as long as it’s something I can source. I’m in Thailand for about the next week and a half, I’ll have her send more photos and I’ll poast em’ here.
>>4911253I just leave this tab open so I can get my daily dose of Jefrey every morning.
>>4911253more than you expect, most likely, for every active poster there's at least 5 lurkers
>>4911651A lil smooch for the Jefrey
he needs more gay accessories
>>4911253i just learned of jefrey's existence and i love him with all my heart. such a gay little goober.
>>4911675Jefrey loves you too
>>4912024long
>>4912024His proportions are so wrong. Take It back and demand a better cat.
>>4912051but that's what makes him unique. long long cat
>>4911253there are dozens of us, PeanutAnon.
Found his brother
>>4912334Who's the slampiggy?
>>4912215why does he look like that
>>4912350Like what?>>4912334I don’t see any resemblance, Anon
>>4912352Distant brother?
>>4911253who the fuck is jeffery?>>4912334she looks like my ex 7 years ago :(
>>4912344>>4912358Sum random (underage) girl I saw walking past a cat cafe the other day
>>4912359it's cool, i was underage 7 years ago. we never even got to second base. even now i feel the regret of letting her go in my chest moreso than my penis.
>>4912359did you get her number?
>>4912361Do you need to vent some more about the past, anon ? I don't know if it's the appropriate thread/board/website/reality to do it, but feel free to try.
>>4912381nope. this is jefery's thread
Video chatting with Jefrey. The only one of the three who react to hearing my voice over the phone speaker.
>>4912359statuatory rape is a meme law put into existence by jealous post-wall roasties anyway
>>4912390It’s “Jefrey”
A bit old but never posted this one
>>4912403Mufasa, Simba, and Scar.
>>4912407All 3 of the cats thrust upon me have been orange. I’m not sure what the odds are. And two are female.
An even older one
>>4912391Bless his soul and his cute lil face. It's always nice to know that your pets notice you, especially cats.
It’s Thanksgiving, so I’m going through and looking for unseen Jefreys to post for you guys. If he didn’t get so popular I may have been more cavalier about finding him a home with someone else. I’m glad I changed my mind. 3 cats is a lot, but luckily we’re moving into a much bigger place in a few months.
>>4905307Put that little shit in a blender
The first photo I took of him, the middle of the night after my wife woke me up telling me she found him, and right after we had washed him.
Before I went to the airport on Saturday
There should be a cigarette shopped onto this
>>4912403>>4912413he does look weird
>>4912425he's devastated that you're leaving. Is he also a hyperactive gremlin with your waifu?
>>4912422why is he so smug here
>>4912421I was the one who played with him all day every day, he’s probably bored out of his mind right now >>4912428Scottish Fold, of course he looks weird, but that’s why he’s special >>4912431I haven’t really asked, but since my wife works outside the home, we have no way of knowing what he does during the day.>>4912432“Ain’t nobody dope as me, I’m just so fresh and clean”
>>4912427
Another screengrab from the video chat>>4912436I have an even better one but I can’t find it, it’s like a needle in a haystack
>>4912363I got her insta, We (including her dad) had a quick chat and they seemed kewl so told them him me up if we're ever in the same country again.
>>4912424>it's only begun
>>4912444why'd you just post a picture of grass?
>>4912564Look closer
>>4912615i-i just see some leaves...
>>4912444weird snake, ID anyone?
Just thought you guys might like to know that Jefrey ate a piece of an orange… and actually liked it.
>>4912779your chair is filthy
>>4912781
>>4912422His ears are normal here so this must have been before you took his F away
>>4912795Yeah I brought it up before, he went from folded ear, to normal, back to folded
>>4912630it's already too late, you're prey now
One day Peanut will be no more
>>4913173OK Buzzkillington
>>4913173And one day neither will you, and that gives all of us something to look forwards to
>>4913179he has seen some shit
OP here. I don’t have any Jefrey news, but while I was out exploring the area of Thailand I’m in, I found this mama cat and her babies in an abandoned building on a beach. I went to a grocery store and bought a big ass can of cat food, drove back and plopped it down for them. I contacted a nearby animal welfare center who will come out and try to capture them, spay/vaccinate the mother and provide them all with medical treatment. Fingers crossed they pull through. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>4913514more goblins
>>4913517I’m just a goblin magnet, aren’t I?
>>4913514Good job, Jefrey's human, you did right by themwhat beautiful little babies and he mother is pretty I bet they get adopted out fairly quickly once they're captured
>>4913523you've never been to Thailand have you
>>4913523Quite a sad situation but I hope they get brought in and taken care of.
>>4913524Actually that welfare center does adopt out about 5% of the animals, the rest are put back where they found them after spaying and vaccinating. Lots of tourists visit that place and then bring home an animal. So there’s a chance for the kittens at least, maybe the mom too.
>>4913528gonna guess you're in a big city but usually these strays survive begging for scraps and pets and extremely rarely get picked up as a pet, which means they put a collar on it and regularly feed it but still outdoors. their life is not too bad anyway
>>4913531Not a big city actually. But anyway, i took a tour of this place last week and saw the inner workings of it. If an animal is adoptable, they try to find it a home, even internationally. They even have volunteers who will fly the animal back with them to certain countries to home them with people who want the pet. And they even take care of all the paperwork for them. It’s pretty neat but runs entirely on donations.
Look at this dude
>>4913535kinda cool, then. quite the unicorn of an organisation
>>4913536he cute
gonna make a new thread since this one is gonna die soon
>>4911455>>4911496Cat website newfaggotsGo the fuck back
>>4913173Peanut already is no more. He is gone. Only Jefery remains.
hisnameisPEANUT
>>4913607stfu console war nigger
