Thoughts on eating your companion after he dies? Think about it, that'll make you two inseparable. "This feast was unquestioningly given to us as the most undoubted evidence they could give of their friendship. Knowing the spirit in which it was given, we could not but treat it respectfully, and receive it as anything but a high and marked compliment. The dog feast is truly a religious ceremony. The Indian sees fit to sacrifice his faithful companion to bear testimony to the sacredness of his vows of friendship." - George Catlin
>>4905965Having your pet literally become part of you after a long relationship of love and cooperation is pretty based. I don't know about sacrificing it though. However if it dies of old age or disease I guess it might not be safe to eat anymore.At the very least it's more respectful to the meat than a slaughterhouse.
>>4905995no sacrificing. that'd be betrayal.
>>4905965It seems the bait threads have evolved after the elections, they are now a bit more creative. I'm betting the bait ideas are being generated via AI now, instead of being generic console war + pitbull threads.
See, I always thought my turtle would outlive me.
>>4906151Too bad turtles don't eat meat
>>4906155They make for pretty good soup though!
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>>4906106This is an interesting thread shut up schizo.
>>4906155 Tell that to my turtle. You'll probably get bit.
>>4905965>>4905995Imagine cramming your best friend and shitting them out later. What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>4908468Well he's dead, I'm sure he doesn't mind.
>>4905965Thats just iron age white men coping with the odd behaviors of stone age asians.
>>4908468shit in the garden. he'll live on in you and as flowers.
>brown people doing brown people thingsI am not brown so I shall pass
>>4908509Louis and Clark did it
>>4908510Well I don't see any lewis n' clarks around, do you?
>>4908515Yeah because white people thought their statues where offensive.
