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>>4906326I love videos of happy dogs!
>>4906319damn I wish I could do that>>4906323That's a neat trick
>>4906326me in the back
>>4906319It would take me years studying fluid mechanics to understand that shit.
>>4906318
>>4906318>>4906538
>>4906776What tf are those abominations?
>>4906783Stikly waddlers.
>>4906839
>>4906783footsie aminal
>>4906783The larval form of the dreaded footfag
>>4907133>twix>not a kitkat
>>4907188>Your best friends when you leave the call
>>4906783
>>4907207you zoomers are gay as hell
>>4906315abuse
>>4907480Yes...
>>4907490S-so are old dudes with veiny cocks allowed on the call?
>>4907491>"the call?">literal discord groomer turns up at the first mention of gay childrenCan't make this shit up lmao
>>4907625>thatsthejoke.jpgplease woman think before you post
>>4907626>haha i'm only joking! unless... owo>rages at imaginary women for clocking himIt keeps getting better
>>4907626>>4907639get a room, faggots.
>>4907639nta but if you can't see that he's joking you must be very autistic or a woman
>>4906322wholesome
>>4906429
>>4906315>blows you a kiss
>>4908435
>>4908435Hippos are surprisingly chill when raised outside the shitty neighborhood.
>>4908452yeah, when they don't have to compete for food or territory, they're pretty docile
>>4908453getting slapped on the whiskers must be very painful
>>4908461he's a big guy
>>4908462For you.
>>4908453>new darwin award>best way to lose your hand
>>4908524why are they like this
>>4908530they don't fly so good
>>4906783The abomination in the clip is the asphalt.These creatures are perfect for their locale, where some apes recently paved with asphalt
>>4909103Poor guy can't even eat the bugs.
>>4909100Based anti-coomer dog.
>>4909103worm behaviour
>>4909250did the person behind the bear shove it? at :02 it looks like the bear's rear is pushed hard by the person. if its the case, they deserve it.
>>4909251He kicked it. The guy survived too.
>>4909253what a dick move. without more context, i see a bear trusting enough to let a person walk behind it, only to be betrayed by that person
>>4909255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WWdE1_RW0He stalked it for a while just to kick it and acted shocked when he got bit.
>>4909256good
>>4909258anyone got that nice clip of the mama bear leaving her sleeping cubs with the dude leaning against the tree? she's so comfortable leaving her cubs with the human and goes off to find food. its very cute
This is a .mp4 thread now
>>4908798thank you anon, sometimes I wonder why I come back to this board, but your cute webm makes it worth it
>>4909287Imagine being such a soiboy that you can't close your mouth to eat ze bugs
>>4909287Birds are so damn dumb
>>4909316>>4909323It's a juvenile, aka still basically a baby.
>>4909325It's not so much the fact that it's a turtle on a skateboard that is funny. It's how naturally it takes to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8
>>4909287>GET IN MAH BELLEH
>>4907626who raped you
>>4909361
>>4909347The magpie that invented the wheel.
>>4909287wait wtfwhen could we upload mp4's???
>>4909426Since like yesterday, new features remember?
>>4909287>still no sound allowed outside the gif boards
>>4908635they're called pavement apes for a reason
>>4909325why does he like that cat so much?
>>4906326One must imagine Sisyphus happy
>>4909507Vp9 webms are still the highest quality video format, but it should be quicker to make MP4s so we’ll see what proliferates.
>>4909700the fuck is that and does it sting or something
>>4909700
>>4909774Is that florida? Rare sight if so.
>>4909774o fugggooger :-D
>>4909790Looks like sun spider (or camel spider if you prefer).
>>4909991Just how many time can they hold their breath? Looks like it could die stupidly in the process.
>>4910050snakes have a separate breathing hole where their tongue is
>>4909401why is there a dog there?
>>4909347the one magpie that isn't an asshole?
>>4910071Slipped and fell, I guess.
>>4910071Same reason why there is a camera.
>>4910131To record the skiing?
>>4910141Attention whoring.
>>4906319>mario 64 underwater air rings are realsheeeeeeeeiit
>>4909357It's like being granted a superpower.
>>4909473thats nuts
>>4909700I hate this so much but I also find it cute. Look at him go
>>4910265Why did they cut this together from two shots of two different frogs in two different places leaping?
>>4910303Because it's hard to get good continuous footage, and this is supposedly representative enough. At least it's not full on hollywood with made up storylines and characters.
>>4910332
>>4910341Cheeky motherfucker.
>>4910361
>>4910382
>>4910384>>4910382>>4910361Shitposting at it's finest.
>>4910384Imagine being a long noodles that's mostly digestive track who can only get one big meal you eat whole once in a while and you have to shit such a massive turd your jaw opens 180 degrees and you become a slingshot
>>4910389>l you eat whole once in a whileBased Intermittent Fasting snek.
>>4909473They are training for the uprising after what happened to peanuts
>>4910391I-I'm on your side, don't shoot.
>>4908470That hypoppotamous could rip his arm off eaay
>>4910382Even the lab isn’t touching that (but he thought about it)
>>4910401>(but he thought about it)kek
>>4910401A German shepherd definitely would
>>4909701KekIt's a little sad that the owner isn't playing with him tho
>>4906322>You can romance enemies
>>4906404It's a bubble
>>4906783Turbo chickens, from diemensia.
>>4910401The lab is a janny
>>4910452kek
>>4910454>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>4908453this seems like a bad idea for an enclosure. could that hippo not just climb over if it wanted?
>>4910518they have a dedicated on site hippo slapper to make sure that doesnt happen
>>4910452How much does the position of "designated gator bonker" pay?
>>4910454if you pee in its mouth will it attack?
>>4910454>now surely we both will die>lol, lmao
>>4910341I like how the staff, seeing the shit cloud, immediately knew what was comming and scrambled to get towels>>4910444why are animals so bad at having thumbs
>>4910452>you see Ivan, by putting small bit of flat metal on end of stick I become undisputed apex predator!
>>4910571This pleases the Nautilus
>>4910272What a magnificent being.
>>4910596That's not a lionfish.Anyone who hasn't seen it, "the bobbit worm chronicles" is fucking crazy. Tldr, dude gets one on accident in his aquarium, tries to kill it with increasingly Wile E. Coyote-like attempts that basically all fail, up to and including feeding it poisoned shrimp with shards of glass stuffed inside.
>>4909790https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifuge?useskin=vectorthey're cooler than spiders
>>4909700>been showing my daughter these threads since she was a baby>used to tell her what everything was or if I wasn't sure look it up >time goes on and I have to tell her fewer and fewer because she remembers>was stumped on this one>that's a sun spider daddy they like living undergroundproud of my /an/ obsessed 4 year old
>>4910693
>>4910698fucking coomer
>>4910709Actually, he's not fucking.
>>4910596>be fish>walk instead of swim>dieDumb fish
>>4910693wholesome
>>4910699>eats salps and makes a little boat from their hideIndustrious little shrimp nigga
>>4909325>>4909357Look at his moveshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/L22GfrT23mg
>>4910698And yet when I do this I get arrested.
>>4910708Why dont the sharks eat the bird?looks like a free meal to me, they should be way faster underwater and the bird has no defense mechanisms.
>>4910805Some scientists tried to teach reef sharks to eat invasive lionfishes, whish are much easier preys, it failed miserably, if it's not on their billion years old menu they don't hunt it.
>>4910813no, it worked too well, to the point that theyll point out lionfish for divers to spear for them, this is unironically normal behavior for a lot of predatory animals down there, eels and groupers normally hunt together and now theyre getting pissy at divers not giving up the goods
>>4910816Yes that's the point they never eat them on their own, at least last time I've heard.
>>4910698>hands free fapping
>>4910813Im assuming the bird is not invasive and thus the shark should not be confused wether it is prey or not as the shark would be with the lionfish which does get eaten by lots of predators in the pacific but not by the atlantic ones even tho in both oceans are the same species of predator.
>>4910942tony owl
>>4906323>NIGHT TIME! DAY TIME!
>>4908533>task failed successfully
>>4911090explain
>>4911108prostate examination
>>4911108Some animals realize that they can get away with some degenerate voyeurism and the humans watching will be thoroughly entertained.
>>4911108Fibers are good for (you).
>>4911108He didn't want to just imagine the smell
>>4911118
>>4911121
>>4911123
>>4906315he needs rehab
>>4911200I wish I had rets
>>4911230what're you waiting for
>>4911230Just leave pizza on the floor, you'll get retsOr roachesProbably both
>>4906315
>>4910698it's not that unusual that this turns me on, right? ...
>>4911230no you dont, theyre literal piss and shit vermin
>>4911281No it's not unusual it just means you are a zoophile like 90% of the people in this board
>>4910698>sees a female
>>4910642Good old story, shit return from dead like 3 times if I remember well
>>4910454an angry turd
>>4911108indian elephants
>>4911289Since when has 4chan accepted MP4? I thought it was just webms.
>>4911472New feature just last week. They are lower quality than VP9 Webms, but faster to make.
>>4910698>Ay bby u want sum fuk?
>>4906776DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4910804I mean, it's already in captivity
>>4911820FAT FUCK!
>>4911905FLAT FUCK!
>>4911820I wondered if it could fly
>>4911915CAT FUCK!
>>4911905He's faster than expected.
>>4911915Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity,He’s broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
>>4912013it's sped up to 10x, you can feel it in the audio
>>4911905>sunfishFun fact, it's called moonfish in French (poisson-lune).
>>4912067>The French getting things ass-backwards.Golly gee, I never saw that one comming.
>>4912095>Its common English name, sunfish, refers to the animal's habit of sunbathing at the surface of the sea.[citation needed]Its common names in Dutch, Portuguese, French, Spanish, Catalan, Italian, Russian, Greek, Hungarian, Norwegian, and German (maanvis,peixe lua,Poisson lune,pez luna,peix lluna,Pesce luna,pыбa-лyнa,φεγγαρόψαρο,holdhal,månefiskandMondfisch, respectively) mean "moon fish", in reference to its rounded shape.Anon I...
>>4912108>A bunch of europoors getting things ass-backwards.Golly gee, I never saw that one comming.
>>4906318>>4906538why tho??
>>4909401>filename I'm fucking dying
>>4912247My guess:The owners ignored barking and snarling through the gate, but yelled and punished if anything happened when the gate was open.
>>4910754>Hey, I was eating that!
>>4910265It bothers me a bit that something like a dragonfly that can do basically missile interception can be predated by so.ething as clumsy as a frog.
>>4912283ambush tactics can make anything dangerous
>>4912165>everyone is dumb but meI'll bet the englishman who named it was just a pissy contrarian
>>4910693nice
>>4911108Most animals don't fully digest their food the first time around (too difficult to), so there's still a lot of nutrients to get from giving it another go. Or in that case from your friend.
>>4912661>that one friend with 24% packet loss
>>4912661What happened to snek?
>>4912678Patchy internet
>>4912682Sounds painful.
>>4912678He thought those skateboarders were toddlers
>>4907655>I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL
>>4912832They are evolving.
>>4913052>allahu akbar>subhan allah
>>4913052It's like they've made the pilgrimage to Cow'owbah in Moocah
>>4913085In the high definition video you can clearly see a cube right in the middle.
>>4912247Cause neither side wants to actually fight. Animals are aware of the possible consequences of fighting, so the second the fence is gone and they'd have to back up, as it were, what they were posturing about, they stop. The fence let them be aggressive without having to actually back it up and fight.
>>4906538
>>4913085It's what Moohammed wanted.
>>4910693I'm so glad to hear this. I always feel like I'm being too loose of a dad to let my daughter browse /an/ with me solely because its on 4chan. I use a chan browsing app so I can just scroll through the uploaded pics and there's a preview bar at the bottom to avoid anything inappropriate.
>>4913052Oh (rein)deer
>>4913167when will they learn
>>4913170She's mad at him because he can't reach it. She's trying to put that ass in his face but he's being a weirdo.
>>4908530heavy, a lot of birds are like that too
>>4913167when his height starts with 5
>>4913167>5'11"
>>4911108probably hungry or just wants to graze being bored in a zoo
>>4913357Comfy...
>>4913365Animal frens are my favorite kind of weebums
>>4913365is that cow blind? Is the dog his guide?
>>4909347Yakubian magpie
>>4913366More like this
>>4908025what the 'walla doin
>>4913383Can't you see they're both blind?
>>4913814isnt that really hot
>>4913825Yes, but the cat is experienced in wax play and can endure high temperatures.
>>4913427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qIubJ4E6Y
>>4913895You just know.
>>4913825Hair doesn't have nerve endings
>>4913557No, I'm also blind.
>>4913933Fuck, they are devolving.
>>4913630The idea of a prey not acting like one is deploy disturbing to some animals. It makes sense, it basically an indicator that something is not right.
>>4913825Whatever floats your boat
>>4913895He's trying to pet the horse! He's seen the human doind it and he's trying to imitate. That's adorable!
>>4913052AI is getting better. I had to look at this for a while before I spotted any obvious fuckery with animals merging together or disappearing
>>4913052Alllaaahhh snackbar
>>4913298fishit spinner
>>4913298makes me laugh every time when the other fish turns up >bro wtf are you doin
>>4910452i love these kind of vids. reminds me of the small guy being a dick to huge doods on /fit/ and they just cry like bitches. or the goose vs herd of cows. ive been using this tech since child. it works on everything. everything. bullies get rekt, so do demons, or charging dogs, angry hobos, karens, my crazy mother, bears.. even police as ive done it. just get in their face and yell at them, victory is yours. its hilarious.
>>4914240That's just a Caterpie
>>4908432Any guesses to the breed of these little fellas? The coloring almost looks like what baby lions look like.
>>4914456abyssinian I guess
>>4910520the hippo is still there so the strategy seems foolproof
>>4908530god i wish that was me
>>4909347>when you don't steal anything shiny for a week
>>4910390That's why they're so thin
>>4913212https://youtu.be/1QWEPdgS3As
>>4914240why do they look so tasty
>>4914618Boy band lookin mf
>>4914559WEF hands typed this post.
>>4907133Super sweet because the cat knows this is a treat for humans. This cat loves his human
>>4912662lol
>>4914735Tard rage
>>4908453What a fucking idiot. He's lucky to still be alive.
>>4914754It's just an animal, anon, it doesn't understand the human is holding back.
>>4914980>yes, it's realhonestly, way more impressive than its table manners is its ability to spawn in a collar from thin air
>>4914980You can tell it's not real because the cat is eating a shitty onions- based broth. Real cats only like miso broth
/r/ing someone feeding the cow an eclaire and he goes all O.O
>>4915145I know exactly which one you're talking about, but I can't help you. Unless you remember a bit of the filename.
>>4915153It starts with 16. Does that help?
>>4915153Just keep posting videos. You'll eventually post the right one.
>>4915158No, it doesn't really.Doesn't seem to come up under "cow", either.>>4915161This is how I /an/.
>>4915158>wife swap
>>4915145
>>4915191chained up... how depressing
new:>>4915335>>4915335>>4915335
>>4915329I didn't know Mecca even had a ghetto.
>>4913489utterly impressive. I know why I prefer cats to dogs.
