its simple really, if its 3/4th of my weight or less I have a good chance to beat it up, if its more then 5/4th heavier then me, I have a bad chance to beat it up, if its roughly my same weight class, odds could go either way.simple as.
>>4907310That's not how it works. Interspecies can't be weightclassed vs humans, their muscle fibres are significantly differentA small primate can have grip strength on par with a NFL offensive lineman playing for the Packers A small black bear can generate enough power in one swing to fracture a grown man's skull and leave him to bleed out in his brainHumans are NOT capable of defeating most animals without their cheating sticks
>>4907322I'd kick a bear right in the nuts
>>4907322>Interspecies can't be weightclassed vs humans, their muscle fibres are significantly differentit doesn't matter all that much, its mostly an issue of shear mass. idg a fuck if a monkey can hold me real good if he is the weight of a backpack. And IDG a fuck if an hippo doesnt have the manual dexterity of a surgeon if its the weight of a dump truck.Its more an issue of macro physics instead of (relitively) minor factors.
>>4907310>8% think they can beat an elephant
>>4907358I don't even know how you can imagine yourself killing an elephant. Even if the elephant is sleeping there's no punch kick or choke position possible for a human to kill a fucking elephant
>>4907358>>4907364My superior agility will surely let me prevail. I'll simply move behind the elephant and go to town on its hind legs.
>>4907310>30% think they will lose to a rat
>>4908397idk man have you seen how big the rats in nyc can get
>>4907310>more people think they could take a cobra than a wolfThe fuck?
>>4908397I've never encountered one so I couldn't tell you
>>4907358
>>4907345You're an idiot.
>>4907358What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>4908880This
>>4908880was waiting patiently
>>4908880Surprised it took this long
>>4908880A human would not be able to harm an adult elephant without the use of weapons
>>4910345He very clearly explained how you could harm an elephant barehanded
>>4910436A human punch would not phase an elephant, dumbass. It's like punching a tree trunk.
>>4910437Not if you keep hitting it
>>4908867Imagine the drugs
>>4907310>28% think they couldn't beat a rat in a fightWhat the fuck?
>>4910605Don't forget how many women probably answered.
>>4908880How do you even damage an elephant bare handed though? Maybe they're not as fast as a human, but... They literally weigh tons. How do you damage an elephant.>>4910450Unless you did damage to the ass of the elephant or the trunk or eyes, I don't see how punching and clawing at a fucking titanic animal could do it harm. I mean, even lions struggle with elephants and hippos, and don't mess with them regularly.
>>4910612if you got it on the ground maybe you could strangle it with a leg lock
>>4910612Just beat the shit out of it from behind. They don’t have thick skin like rhinos, you’ll eventually start doing damage
>>4908397>>4910605It depends, if a rat is going to try to evade and escape me, I'd say I'd probably lose, only because I think a rat could probably evade me.But I think these are meant to read as >the animal totally wants to kick your ass, and won't back down
>>4907358Me and the boys poking the woolies with sharp sticks
>>4910615>strangle it with a leg lockTo leg lock the average adult elephant, you would need >10 ft legs. Not joking. Circumference is ~245 inches on average. You wouldn't even be able to leg lock a baby elephant's neck.
>>4910680You assume your fists will hold out. An elephant's skin is tougher than a punching bag. See what happens if you punch a punching bag for 10 hours bare handed.
>>4911139"unarmed", niggagive me a pointy stick and I'll conquer the world
>>4911142A punching bag can’t fight back, why would anyone be scared of punching one? That would just be punching it for a long time instead of a short time
>>4910680It'll drop a literal mountain of shit on you if you stand behind it
>>4910680have you ever seen an elephant in person?
>>4910680You should try that strategy and let us know how it goes
>>4907310This question doesn't specify if you can wear armor or protective gears, only that you can't use any weapons. If he wore gear that protected you from bites, a strong adult human male could probably take a solo wolf. No chance against a lion or grizzly bear though.
>>4907310At 80kg I could win a fight with a 200kg yearling easily.Something happens to cattle at about 230kg and they suddenly become strong enough to roll a car, don't fuck with those.Anyway the point is, size is deceptive
>>4907310Video response to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSEJndiSWQc
>>4911457Then try it. 10 hours. Punching bag. Go.
>>4916660he just gave away the whole game in the thumbnail, why would I bother watching it now?
>>4907310Only 72% thought they could beat a rat?
>>4917365you have to catch it first
>>4907322Nah, I'd win
>>4907310>29% think they would lose to a goose
>>4916372Funnily enough there has been (one or) two cases of a man miraculously killing a grizzly by ripping its jugular/carotid bear handed
>>4907310I can beat up everything but the chimp, gorilla, elephant, lion, and bear. >>4908709Cobras are easy, just get a stick.
>>4917572Proof?
>>4917615You think you can beat a crocodile? They're much stronger than alligators.
>>4920591I just need to grab the duct tape in my semi
>>4908880I'm assuming this isn't meant to be taken 100% seriously, but this would only ever (possibly, maybe not) work on a blind elephant. Literally no one is going to run circles around an elephant who can quite easily turn on the spot and use every one of their limbs connected to their several tonne mass. Only takes a split second to ever so slightly change the angle of attack, it's complete fantasy.
>>4917615>>4920831>if you were unarmednice reading comprehension
After seeing a chimp struggle slightly to lift a ~30ish lb colobus monkey each time it lifted it to slam its body on the ground, I feel like more adult men could beat them than not.
>>4922057Where the fuck does it say that fucknutt
>>4922057I'll just grab it's tail then, drag it way out onto land then grab a stick or rock and beat it.
>>4922091>Where the fuck does it say that fucknuttReading comprehension. Look again, retard.
>>4922231https://youtu.be/zfZCWnzvN0E?si=_Xyb6FQeD3Jags_T&t=186That's Robert Oberst, who has competed in the world's strongest man competition eight times (just to qualify you need to win other stuff). He's 410 lbs and 6'7". He has lifted a 465 lbs log above his head and deadlifted 793 lbs, both in competition. He had trouble controlling an alligator's tail. You have no chance. Also, crocs/alligators don't suddenly lose strength on land. They can and will jump and thrash and destroy you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAozf7pb4iY
>>4922246Only the Cuban crocs look like they're moving in any decently sustainable manner.I love them so much, I really want us to get them breeding more.
>>4922246fair enough. I'd lose to a croc unless it was like 100 feet from the water. btw those lizards in that video don't move fast, and stopped after 6 feet.
>>4907310One of my friends who hunts says he can kill a wolf, but can't kill a dear, with his bare hands.
>>4922280A deer's a big animal, but a decently fit man should be able to handle it. If you let it stab you, it might be over.The issue that a lot of people need to train their mind for to prepare for this situations, is the understanding that you WILL get hurt. The wolf will bite you, the mountain lion will bite you, the deer will try to stab you. How you react to that determines whether you can beat it or not.
>>4907364Crawl up its asshole and chew your way out, dumbass
>>4907310I’m confident that I can take on a Kangaroo and no one can convince me otherwise
>>4922532it would be easy to choke it from behind but one slip up and it will kick your belly open
>>4922537Yeah, their claws are pretty dangerous. I don’t think I’d make it out necessarily unscathed, but if it came down to life or death, I think I’d take it out even if I sustained injuries. What’s crazy to me, is that more people are confident that they can take on a chimp than a kangaroo.
>>4922345Don't most deer just try to smack the shit out of you with their forelimbs? Horn stabs are a bovine thing.
>>4922537>>4922543Speaking as an australian, their toes really aren't that dangerous (and that's literally all they are, a big toe). The biggest risk you'll face if they try to kick you is if you cop one in the nuts. Their toes may otherwise leave minor grazing if your clothing isn't very thick, and their arms are of course useless against people, so they can't to anything there. They're more intimidating than dangerous.
>>4922550Nah, they will definitely try to gore you too.Good thing is, a decently fit man should be able to control them enough to keep the antlers off. Ideal situation would be getting it around the neck, so that your body is behind the antlers and then just choking it out.
>>4922550>>4922843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMmmq77qahs
>>4922246Why are crocs so cute when they gallop?
>>4922837>The biggest risk you'll face if they try to kick you is if you cop one in the nutsCould a woman take down a kangaroo?
>>4907322If the bear wants to pick up a stick to fight me with it should feel free.
>>4917570geese are nasty creatures
>>4908880Video games have polluted this young man's mind.
>>4907310Do pibulls count as large or medium-sized dogs?
>>4926488Yes.
>>4908880
>>4926603Perfect
>>4908880You should test this out IRL
>>4908880>What can an elephant actually do though?An elephant can outrun you"According to a recent study published in Nature magazine, Asian elephants run at 25 km/h (15 mph). African elephants are much larger and can run at 40 km/h (25 mph)"https://africafreak.com/how-fast-can-an-elephant-runAnd an elephant can kill you like it's nothing. Elephants kill over 500 people every year in India alone -https://www.dw.com/en/india-sees-more-deadly-elephant-attacks-as-habitats-shrink/
>>4928572>Elephants kill over 500 people every year in India alone -Are elephants like trains to them?
>>4930157>Are elephants like trains to them?Probably, judging by how careless they are about everything that else kills them.However Indians don't really hunt elephants.And the Indian population is huge.Elephants don't have great eyesight, so like dogs they might not like dark-skinned people simply because it's harder for them to see if they are angry or a threat. Elephants can only see things clearly from 20 meters away. Their smell and hearing compensate for their poor sight.
>>4908880https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/deadliest-animals-to-humans>Groups of elephants have been known to raid farms and villages, and will gore or trample any humans that get in the way. One blow from an elephant is enough to kill, and around 500 deaths a year are caused in this way.
>>4907310I can fuck up a hippo brah
>>4930188>Their smellWell that explains it. Elephants are literally tired of their shit (odor).
>ITT: newfags
>>4907310I can only repeat myself. Where do Americans get so much confidence so ? Just like that cop vs Kimbo Slice https://youtu.be/e9vgyvUZugs?si=RASV55MewM6cizmQThe lesson should be: don't piss against wind.
>>4922837is Kangaroo Boxing a thing in Australia like Alligator Wrestling in Florida?
>>4907310>Rat, cat, goose, cobraNot too hard, you can just kick and stomp them to death with minimal risk>EagleStalemate? If you can grab one it's an easy kill, but they won't fight you and just fly away>Medium dog and kangarooDoable with some injuries>Large dog and wolfDoable with injuries but could also lose>Everything elseNo way
