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its simple really, if its 3/4th of my weight or less I have a good chance to beat it up, if its more then 5/4th heavier then me, I have a bad chance to beat it up, if its roughly my same weight class, odds could go either way.

simple as.
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>>4907310
That's not how it works. Interspecies can't be weightclassed vs humans, their muscle fibres are significantly different

A small primate can have grip strength on par with a NFL offensive lineman playing for the Packers

A small black bear can generate enough power in one swing to fracture a grown man's skull and leave him to bleed out in his brain

Humans are NOT capable of defeating most animals without their cheating sticks
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>>4907322

I'd kick a bear right in the nuts
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>>4907322
>Interspecies can't be weightclassed vs humans, their muscle fibres are significantly different
it doesn't matter all that much, its mostly an issue of shear mass. idg a fuck if a monkey can hold me real good if he is the weight of a backpack. And IDG a fuck if an hippo doesnt have the manual dexterity of a surgeon if its the weight of a dump truck.

Its more an issue of macro physics instead of (relitively) minor factors.
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>>4907310
>8% think they can beat an elephant
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>>4907358
I don't even know how you can imagine yourself killing an elephant. Even if the elephant is sleeping there's no punch kick or choke position possible for a human to kill a fucking elephant
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>>4907358
>>4907364
My superior agility will surely let me prevail. I'll simply move behind the elephant and go to town on its hind legs.
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>>4907310
>30% think they will lose to a rat
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>>4908397
idk man have you seen how big the rats in nyc can get
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>>4907310
>more people think they could take a cobra than a wolf
The fuck?
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>>4908397
I've never encountered one so I couldn't tell you
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>>4907358
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>>4907345
You're an idiot.
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>>4907358
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
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>>4908880
This
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>>4908880
was waiting patiently
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>>4908880
Surprised it took this long



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