>FIGURED OUT PREGNANCY LABOR HERBS MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE HUMAN WOMEN>CAN NATURALLY COMMUNICATE WITH OTHERS FROM MILES AWAY>STRONGEST AND BIGGEST THING ALIVE ON LAND>REMEMBERS FUCKING EVERYTHING>CAN FOLD A CAR>OUTSMARTS ELECTRIC FENCES>WALKS THROUGH HALF A COUNTRY WITHOUT DRINKING ONCE>CAN PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND DRAW PICTURES>INVENTS A TRADING SYSTEM WITH LOCAL WEAT TRUCKERS>CAN OUTMANEUVER RHINOS WHILE BEING MULTIPLE TIMES BIGGER AND HEAVIER>CAN SWIM FOR DAYS>CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMAN LANGUAGES>CAN MIMIC HUMAN VOICES>THROWS STICKS AT LIONS>PREVENTS PREDATORS FROM PROFANING THEIR GRAVES>ALTRUISTIC TO THOSE THEY LOVE>WILL NEVER LET YOU BEHINDELEPHANT SUPREMACISM WILL RISE
>>4909429>What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>4909429And yet they're the goofiest looking motherfuckers in all of natural history.
Nah, I'd win
>>4909432real life isn't a dark souls game fagboy
>>4909470Got hit by the booty curse
>>4909429you forgot>NATURAL CANCER RESISTANCE DESPITE HAVING 9.63x10^14 MORE CELLS THAN HUMANS
>>4909429blah blah blah and yet picrel
>>4909432It's much simpler. Elephants got a giant weak point. Grab the trunk and avoid kicks until the elephant suffocates.
>>4909601I'll pay you a ticket to Africa if you swear to film yourself trying to do this
