How would you describe Squirrels.
>>4911641cute and funny
>>4911641Imagine a lizard covered in fur, very fast and agile, warm to the touch, flexible, with a flexible tail
Acceptable rats
>>4911641Hairy bipeds
>>4911641they're nuts
>>4911641nutty niggas
>>4911646
fluffyfast
>>4911641>>4911646>>4911648this thread is nuts
squirrelly
>>4911641Timeless, thoughtful, visionary.
>>4911641fuzzy little rascals
>>4911641lil guys
The squirrel launcher was funny, go fuck yourself.
>>4911642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EltoaN4U4Oc
>>4911641Scruffy rat tree ballerinas
>>4911641> How would you describe Squirrels.dendrophilic rats with a crack habit
>>4911641Annoying, cute. In the way when I don't want them to be and out of the way when I do.
>>4911641If you love squirrels, check out this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xaPowoizWQ
>>4911646nigga
>>4913138Nigga that's what I call NUTS!
>>4913138People who film nature documentaries are secret psychopaths
>>4913266Psychopathy doesnt include animal empathy. BUT, having more empathy for animals does correlate with disorders like NPD and ASD, hence famous aspies include einstein (preferred animals to people, fucked his cousin) and hitler (animal rights pioneer, executioner of innocent europeans)
>>4913138>>4913266Why? That's just how nature is. A documentary is supposed to reflect reality.
>>4913138Why do people get mad when you show them the many parts of Nature that aren't wholesome chungus like a Disney cartoon?
squirrel stories time. i feed them so they are around the house alot. if they get next to the window im sitting near i like to thwap it. one time the niggaanother time he saw me and ran up to the window and thwapped it back lel. he thwapped it another time when i forgot to feed them. and not to forget one time he got in the house via open door for the dogs and it was just chaos. likje cat thrown into a bathtub sheit. also love their ninja moves if i approach them while they are eating my nuts.
>>4911641A squirrel is a small, fluffy creature about the size of a bottle of water or maybe a little smaller. Its body is soft and covered in fur, which feels smooth like a cozy blanket. Its tail is big and bushy, like a soft feather duster, and it often flicks and waves around, kind of like how you might wag your hand when you're excited.It has tiny hands with sharp little claws, perfect for gripping onto things like tree bark or nuts. Its hands might remind you of when you hold onto something tightly with just your fingertips. Its legs are springy and strong, like a tiny superhero that can leap from branch to branch as if it’s bouncing on a trampoline.On its face, a squirrel has a tiny, twitchy nose that it uses to sniff out food, and its whiskers might remind you of the soft bristles of a paintbrush. Its ears are small and perky, like little folded paper cones. When it moves, it's quick and jumpy, like how you might feel when you're really excited and just can’t sit still.A squirrel loves to explore and gather food, often clutching nuts or seeds in its tiny hands, which you might imagine as holding a marble in your palm. It’s a lively and curious little creature, always on the move, full of energy and life
squiggers
Redchuds... what the fuck is going on, I thought we were so back....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGQWGyI8vCc
Appreciated.
Me and my friend fed this little nigga almonds on Sunday in a park and he stood up straight looking down on us for 10 seconds after climbing up the tree
>>4915020>You aight, white niggas
>>4915020>fedI am not a fan of them hurting me. They abuse me.
>>4915020That's a fox squirrel.The fat retarded NEETs of the squirrel world.
NIGGA THOSE WEREN'T NUTS
>>4913138Why do people with brown skintones enjoy the suffering of animals? It's messed up.
>>4912880
>>4915830They see other animals as competition
>>4914648No more brother wars
It's over
>>4913274>executioner>innocent >EuropeansWew
>>4915830the guy who recorded the video is East Asian
>>4913274Hitler was an inbred half-jew
>>4911641tasty
>>4916296I've heard squirrel was tasty, always wanted to try it, but I don't have the heart to kill one just to sate my curiosity.
>>4917342Not a lot on them, we used to shoot them because they were pests and would eat the nuts off our trees. You get like the equivalent of a couple chicken wings from them, plus some meat you have to struggle to pick off the ribs.Granted, maybe you'd get more if you got them at the exact right time of the year instead of just when they ate your nuts.
>>4911679this thread is the tits
>>4917367>You get like the equivalent of a couple chicken wings from themThat explains why I thought that pic was a plate of tendies
>>4916248this shit is lagging my browser you faggot :d
