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>>4915341Awww he's smiling :)
>>4915341Based nanny dog.
>>4915341Why not drive away
>>4915420You can see she(?) isn't even slapping its nose to try to get it to stop or anything. Probably wanted the viral video engagement more than an undamaged car.
>>4915341Why not stab it to death?
>>4915341based pittie
>>4915335
>>4915341
wow
>>4915341Awww it just wants to play
>>4915572>be weird ocean monster>get raped
>>4915568 gorgeous
>>4915593It's AI shit.
>>4915623Technically, since all modern smartphones apply AI edits to photos and videos, but its a real cat being posted by a real zoophile
>>4915434hes literally me
>>4915568russian blues are cuties
>>4915568Dapper!>>4915572>CLEAN IT UP JANNY
>>4915623it doesn't look like it, AI generated videos tend to "forget" details that come in and out of view, and that door that moves behind the cat as the camera turns looks the same all throughout. take this webm for comparison, the cat suddenly gains a collar as it moves its head down and back up
>>4915783Why'd he do it?
>>4915565Lost
>>4915834Counting coup.
>>4915337Is that Adolf Kittler??
>>4915783>counted coup and u stood there like a bitchLol
>>4915782I know it's just instinct but I think it's cool how it only puts it's back paws on the spikes its front paws were just on.
>>4915914It doesn't, see 0:14.
>>4915919that's just when stopping to look around. While walking he does so all the time
>>4915932>this totally happened by coincidence with no outside influence whatsoever!
>>4915965The outside influence is all the previous generations individuals that didn't slightly resemble leaves getting eaten and not reproducing
>>4915965Praise be the lord for giving them the influence and power of evolution to camouflage themselves
>>4916038what the actual fuck thats incredible! reminds me of someone
>>4915506
>>4915341Why are there so many videos of this happening?Is there something in the paint or whatever that makes the car smell like food to dogs?I know a lot of wires and cords smell delicious to rabbits and hedgehogs and you have to make sure they can't get to them. I had to hedgehogproof everything in the house because of that.
>>4915965>coincidence I mean, not really. the ones that just looked more like leaves all survived long enough to fuck and make their babies look even more like leaves
>>4916088Most dog chew toys are brightly colored plasticMost car exteriors are brightly colored plasticMost dogs are very stupid
>>4915893>counting coupWhat the fuck how do you know this
>>4916166>the dog is stupid because it chewed on my carNo, it just doesnt respect an impotent that hides in a box as much as it wants to bite things (being a pitbull). It is the nature of the pibble to oppress the weak.
>>4916193You're getting cause and effect mixed upAnon did not say it's stupid because it bites the careHe said it bites the car because it's stupid (which is true)
>>4915834the true human form
>>4915341wtf i love shitbulls now
>>4916224
>>4915341wtf i love nanny dogs now
>>4916197>shadgull
>>4915341>>4915565the owner trained them to do this
>>4915381Nice sheep dog, lol
>>4916865
>>4916872>>4916865When crows and dolphins do it its proof of sapience but where are the pop sci praises of dogs?I’ve done audio analysis of zeuss the stubborn husky’a vocalizations and found repeating, combinatorial and context dependent sounds btwThese are also present in pigeon vocalizationsAnd yet dolphins alone might have language? Something is fucky with the science cult.
>>4916214it bites the car because it is smart enough to know that the car is property of a stuck up liberalnotice they target teslas
>>4916638>yet somehow survives for a gorillion years
>>4916886it's that high pitched motor squealing that they hate
>>4915335I want to share one but its better with sound so here>>>/wsg/5754102
>>4916886You're an actual retard if you believe this
>>4917002bobr so fat
>>4915834>"lemur" in the filenamethose are galagos/bushbabies. much closer relatives of us than lemurs.
>>4916969Cool alien>>4917002KURWA BOBER
>>4915341you just know
>>4917102>video of a dog attacking a car>"you just know"Nigga is so far gone he cannot see a dog without becoming sexually aroused.
>>4917002I was really expecting bober to bite that screeching retard at the end
>>4917111Can they even turn aggressive unless you actually hurt them? In every video I saw beavers just don't give a damn about humans even when carried or dragged around.
>>4917111He seemed to be fine with it seeing as how he wasn't trying to escape.
/r/ing that webm of the cow escaping from the pens using her tongue while her sisters are still locked inside.
I just took this 5 mins ago. Thoughts?
>>4915568Who is she>>4915781please post more monke they are so cool
>>4917200I hope it's named Sir Chonkington :3
>>4916074shits gettin weird
>>4916942>crab NTR
>>4917298water bnnuy?
>>4916942>kazak bride kidnappings
>>4915432>What happened to your carA dog attacked it.>we don't believe you, we're not going to process your claimI have video evidence.>well shit
>>4915826When the noodles so good you change breeds halfway through.
>>4917566
How can snakes compete?
>>4917566>how lucky is man, an animal that likes to pet>to be born into a world filled with animals, who like to be pet
>>4917200Curious markings for a bear>>4917201Whip it good
>>4917566>>4917571
>>4917571>filenamereminds me of this
>>4917566That's a moray
>>4917686>That's a moray
>>4917681>lol said the frog lmao
>>4915337He's a gud ol' cornfed lad.
>>4916088Elon consecrates each component of each Tesla in infant blood as a gesture of veneration to Baal.
>>4915893> Counted coupHOW WOULD THOU KNOW THIS!!!
>>4916942I petition that we change the idiom 'pick up chicks' to 'pick up crabs'.
>>4917686I thought that was when the moon hits-a your eye like a pizza-pie?
>>4917787They are related, certainly.
>>4917732So gross, old bathroom rugs really *do* come to life if you leave them long enough!
>>4916074that's impressive
>>4917732What's wrong with your garloids
>>4915506me in the morning
>>4917982man these guys fight like shit but those fangs could do some serious damage if they ever bit each other
>>4918138they aren't trying to hurt each other. slap fighting/intimidating for dominance is good for the group, maiming each other isn't
>>4917982I like the fella in the top right about the 9-10 second mark, just trying to be the chill guy breaking up two loud drunks.
>>4917982>when you say “all lives matter”
>>4916942>>4916946more box crab autism, please
>>4918240
>>4918241lol
>>4918452and people call arthropods stupid
>>4918452:(
>>4918452>this kills the bird
>>4915834Popcorn looking fucker
>>4918452>oh I know this one, the bird is pretending to be injured to lure predators away from its nest!>any second now...>...oh.
>>4918611chill donkey
>>4918452did it died?
>>4918699Didn't their cat get eaten (presumably) 2 weeks later?
>>4918720It's fine, it's just living on a farm upstate now.
Behold!
>>4918846WTF is this real!?!?!?!?
>>4918861The future is now.Afraid, mammal?
>>4916638>Fuck you Craig
>>4917787That may have some very negative connotations, depending on the health of the crab in question.
>>4918724I think I remember something about the neihgbour's dog getting him, yes.The cat and owl were actually friends.
>>4918452Oh :(I thought maybe the bird was faking it. Some birds do that to lure you away from their young.
>>4917201Have a longer video?
>>4917002original audio is from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHpYXQyQO4
>>4919201>no, manatee! It's illegal to touch you!
>>4918241why does he do it
>>4919303this seems like a great way to get gored but also insanely fun
>>4919201pet meee
>>4915345poor fucker is never gonna know why he has a primal phobia of dogs
>>4919201>LastUnmarriedBridesmaid.webm
>>4916886liberals don't give money to elon musk companies
>>4919303Red light green light certain death edition
>>4919478steve irwin died and they learned nothing
>>4919478why would you do this...
>>4919478>do something>come on, you dumb cuck>you fucking cuck>do some-ack
>>4919662What's that thing the guy gives to the tard fish?
>>4919678It looked like some sort of bivalve, which is why the fish knew it was food
>>4919640lol
>>4919645wtf?
>>4919678stfu anon, tard fish are people too!
>>4919712nerve gas
>>4919712It has rabies
>>>/wsg/5759429sound required
>>4919781Fuck that shit
>>4916885It's much more likely a dog has been trained for social media memes than them showing true feats of intelligence. Dogs are dumb as bricks.Crows and dolphins are more impressive because they don't need human conditioning to learn impressive skills.
>>4919781You can tell it was getting pissed off towards the end of it.
>>4919598what divorce does to a child
>>4915337eatimg corm
>>4916865could watch this for eternity
>>4920259>ThirstyBrother?.webm
>>4920319Needs a mario jump and pipe enter sound
>>4916885>When crows and dolphins do it its proof of sapience but where are the pop sci praises of dogs?Are dogs good boys? The results of our survey may surprise you!
>>4919638Modern problems demand modern solutions.
>>4920261So what's the problem? No dwarves to hunt in the vicinity?
>>4916166>>4919904no, you are dumb as bricks, nigger
>>4920442>t. dogfucker
>>4920259That's a lot more hurt juice than I expected>>4920429lol
>>4919904the dog has not been trained. they teach themselves this shit all the time. dogs are insanely intelligent and have learned GRAMMAR. they only appear dumb when owned by conservacucks that literally torture the personality out of them (a smart acting dog interrupts their tv time)
>>4920499>citt slickers filtered by good old fashioned dog torture and kitten drowning>rural poors filtered by dialysis machinessuch is life
>>4920259are those bracelets something useful for handling snakes?
please stay in one of the 20 console war threads i have already hidden, at least let me enjoy webms in peace
Watching those webm, I gotta say, nature might be extremely fucking weird, but man if it's not incredibly to look at.
>>4920499>Enjoys being a slave for master.>Intelligent.Dogs are trash.
>>4920532>free food>free safe place to sleep>free attention>if you're lucky, free fuck (white woman)The exact same reason cats came to us.
>>4919908The problem with cobras is their threat display is so ingrained into them doing anything it's like the equivalent of "force your to smile and you'll be happy". Except it's anger and aggressive movment. Even when they're not angry they'll do it and work themselves towards it.
>>4920525>Imagine liking a animal with a slave mentality (dogs enjoy being slaves to their master).Call it what you will but their strong loyalty and affection is exactly what makes dogs so endearing over other emotionally inferior pets. Dogs spot as man's best friend is well earned and cannot be denied no matter how much you seethe about it. >>4920532more intelligent than any cat
>>4920535>"...b-but cats!"you've already shitted up countless threads on here, let's not bring it here in the webm one too dogfucker.
>>4920608Dogs have amazing powers of fts0jrriendship.
>>4920627*FriendshipGod fucking damn it.
>>4920532>Dogs do things FOR REWARDS!? DISGUSTING!r/antiwork and r/marx are over there>>4920625Behold how it shrieks and cringes>ive been found out
>>4920631>n-no u!dogfucker amazes once again with her predictable retorts
>whats going on?Some retard is being aggressive because someone said dogs are smart (which is a well proven fact)https://www.nature.com/articles/s41537-022-00292-2https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29068607/
>>whats going on?no one asked. you're having conversations in your head again lass.
>>4920656This really sums it up
>>4920625Meds, now
>>4920761>Bread Cat is currently on trial for running over thousands of black people with his truck during his career>According to a source on the inside, when told that his actions were illegal, he responded "Why dough?"
>>4920767>look i'm being racist i fucking love 4chan dude!first day here huh?
>>4920790I heard reddit permabanned and deleted like 20,000 accounts for expressing support for luigi or reposting his manifestoThats why we got a dozen cat threads all at once
>>4915411eeeww why are they so skittery
>>4916074what kind of bird is that please?
>>4920891Looks very similar to a Cock-of-the-rock but it'd have to be some weird plumage as a fledgling or some similar reason it's more puffed out
>>4920891Cinereous mourner
>>4920905>>4920906>>4920907ty!
>>4920790you must be fun at parties
>>4919638Maybe they should just raise their cat better.
>>4920823Me when I'm stuck in a puzzle game with a clear solution but I have tunnel vision.
>>4920783>even gorillas can't stand bug people
>>4920947imagine the freshness
just found out that birds eat baby poop
>>4921109probably something gross like the chicks are to small to process what they at fully so theres a good amount of nutrition left in the shit
>>4920976>bug peoplethat's a chimp
>>4920909>resets millions of years apex predator evolutionary perfection with a doinky shovel
>>4920947I bet the pothos will survive that like nothing ever happened.
>>4918719Gottem.
>>4920848Never has it been more obvious
>>4920911My friend has a cat who fetches a tiny ball and puts it in a tiny basketball hoop he made for him. He's fat as fuck so it's extra funny seeing him do it.
>>4920259If you drank that would you die?
>>4921386we don't deserve wombats
>>4921376Maybe. Usually venoms aren't poisonous, so if you don't have cuts or ulcers you could be unharmed
>>4921470>Ukraine border guard watching Russian forces march over the border
>>4919478It was incredibly patient with him, genuinely impressed it took that much fucking around for him to find out.
>>4921493can someone arrest this little PRROOOOHHHH
>>4921519Never!Legalize PRRROOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!
>>4920803You could even say that they're going... bananas
>>4921481mostly animals let you get away with a lot of shit because they dont know if youre just passing by and they trust their camouflage, so theyd rather just sit there than reveal themselves, how snake bites happen
>>4921470>Little pig! Little pig! Let me in! Let me in!
>>4921630I wonder if they're intelligent enough to realize this day will suck.
>>4921630why don't they nest during summer?
>>4921708>no helmetDumb cats.
>>4921646Because they need the longer time with more prey to feed the babies. So egg time when they need less food is for when there is less food.
>>4921306Makes sense, if he's fat he's probably highly food-motivated, which are usually the most trainable animals.
>>4921721this is some bugs bunny elmer fudd bullshit>I wanna>well I wanna>well I wanna>well you wanna?>no you wanna>no you wanna
>>4921735He's a strange cat, very needy. I had to take care of him for a few months when his owner was working abroad, according to my neighbour he'd meow for almost an hour after I left. When I got home he'd also meow at me until I rubbed his stomach, he'd lie on his back and look at me expectantly. I put this fucker on a diet for 4 months and he only lost 200g overall. Just a fat, cranky, needy cat, who does tricks.
>>4921470
>>4921792oh my god look at that lil cutie
>>4920790>get so upset he missed the actual joke
>learn about new animal>find out they're on the brink of extinction>every single time the main reason are asians mass hunting/fishing/taking their eggsWhat's the fuck is wrong with asians
>>4921630Snow is a decent insulator, so combined with feather layer it's probably not too bad for the eagle.
>>4918452There is just something decidedly unwholesome about crabs.
>>4921892
>>4921924What a great counterexampleI'd like to have a pom-pom crab as a pet cheering me on every day
>>4921721that's a cute reverse effect
>>4921708that second one is too cute, the skeptic in me immediately thought ai edit but i think not
>>4921470This is like Napoleon come-to-life from Orwell's Animal Farm
>>4921386but i wike you, that's what we wombats do
>>4922020run, pige, run
>>4915826CHAT IS THAT REAL?
>>4918138Jamie pull that up
>>4920783I can save her bros
>>4921990the irony is that those crabs enslave anemones to catch food and steal from them, crabs probably the second or third type of animal that commits the most slaverly, after ants and maybe termites
>>4922129they don't just steal food, if they lose one they'll tear the remaining pom pom in half to clone itI also vaguely remember hearing they starve the anemone in order to stunt it to the proper pom pom size as well but I can't find info on that anywhere so it might have been revealed to me in a dreammuch nicer are the anemone hermit crabs, they just slap a fucker on their shell for defense and takes them on adventures
>>4921721what
>>4922151oh i just spotted it
>>4922132>I also vaguely remember hearing they starve the anemone in order to stunt it to the proper pom pom size as well but I can't find info on that anywhere so it might have been revealed to me in a dreamhttps://youtu.be/i9qt_owkE-E?si=QJlttnbqfbhnucsZ
>>4921868>asianschinese*
>>4921761I thought of pic related.
>>4922204Same difference
>>4917629>The T.A.L.O.S. Principle Gameplay Footage.webm
>>4920627>>4920629That's because dogs are domesticated by us humans, and to have a normally wild animal around humans, one of the more popular tactics is to raise the wild animal alongside a dog who responds well to humans so that by proxy the wild animal will respond well to humans, too.
>>4922355
>>4921869it's right hand is stuck between the boards... and you're laughing??
>>4922368>shouldn't we build a higher wall?>no, we hired a dedicated hippo slapper
>>4921109I'm guessing those are freshly hatched, and that's not normal bird poop. Like a gloop of internal egg fluids.
>>4915337Slob on the cob
>>4922649poor kitty wants to go for a walk. one time when my friend wanted to take his dog for a walk at 2am, his roommates cat was sleeping on my lap so i drunkely called him to come for the walk with us and he followed the whole way, we started bringing him with us every time after that
>>4922649The ol' soft shoe.
>>4923194
>>4923198What to heck!?
>>4923201Scared, dogsister?
>>4920947The tragedy of the commons.
>>4923364He's an adventurous little guy!
>>4923097The fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch
>>4923364Parkour dog is too based for your little wall.
fyi we've migrated to this thread>>4922968>>4922968>>4922968
>>4923694barkour
