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uhhh guys?
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>>4921170
They're just in there to get milked. They like it.
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Tokamilk.
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the cow senate
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>>4921170
I really gotta switch to onions milk only desu
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>>4921192
Why? The cows go in there on their own volition, and the whole building is immaculately clean.
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>>4921193
yes where are the baby cows? cows don't just make milk on their own
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>>4921198
>cows don't just make milk on their own
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>>4921198
Dairy is a supply and demand, so as long as you keep milking they will keep producing. Unfortunately many dairy farms seperate the babies from their mothers, but not all.
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>>4921201
yes, I will choose to just bypass dairy. it's not like I do that just yet, I go through 2 gallons of milk each week and eat a fair amount of cheese
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>>4921198
>where are the baby cows
Aisle 23
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>>4921198
>baby
doesn't work like that
human females can lactate whole never being pregnant if stimulated the right way. this can be through hormones, or just constant suction if the nipples to trick the body to think milk is needed. this also works for male men
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>>4921204
If you do your research you can usually find local dairies that have practices you're ethically okay with. You'll probably pay more, but I bet the milk and cheese will be better. :D
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>>4921170
How long until we can just modify creatures without a brain so we can get meat and other stuff without torturing animals? The funny thing is people will think that this would be more disgusting than torturing an animal for their whole life because it would be "unnatural" or something
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>>4921258
That set up isn't torturing them. They go probably twice a day, get milked, and are let out.

Either raise your own meat or only buy animal products you're ethically okay with. Farmers markets are great places to find these sorts of animal products.
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>>4921174
Imagine having 4 dicks and an automated massage station
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>>4921170
Fun fact. When there are long term power outages, these cows can't get milked and will actually get sick from the pressure in the swelling utters and potentially die
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>>4921170
Industrial revolution and its consequences
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>>4921170

>...Now I know what you're thinking. "Did he milk 60 cows or only 50"? Truthfully in all this awful confusion I lost count myself, so I suppose now you ought to ask yourself just one question: "do I feel lucky"?

Well do ya PUNK?!
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>>4921246
yes you give them domperidone or massive injections of e2. you won't lactate beyond a drop if your just having your boobs sucked on
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>>4921246
>For male men
As opposed to female men?
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>>4921192
good luck with:
-bitch tits
-low libido
-patchy facial hair
-higher pitch voice
-less energy
-going trans
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>>4921263
And your nuts swell up to enormous and uncomfortable sizes every 12 hours, only to get relief by a strange machine that humans use on you.
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>>4921368
if onions milk could make my boobs bigger that would be a win for me
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>>4921385
they're gunna look like raw eggs nailed to a wall
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>>4921368
Patchy facial hair is genetic. The soi wojak meme is just a caricature of jewish men.
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>>4921198
they do, they've been bred to lactate without ever being pregnant. they're horribly inbred mutants and walking crimes against nature, but it's not inhumane in that particular way
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>>4921170
spin spin spin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWVXKMq_Vq0
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>>4921403
false, facial hair is dictated by testosterone. Hence why women only get it when their test is higher than normal.
s0 y boy fags try to grow facial hair to appear more manly, but their higher test makes it end up patchy and gross.
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>>4921441
lower test*
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>>4921394
I don't really know what you mean but I have nice a cup sized boobs rn
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I love factory mega dairies so damn much
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>>4921368
Unless you're guzzling literal gallons of soi milk a day absolutely none of that shit is going to happen.
There's Phytoestrogen in many vegetables, grains and fruits including hops the main ingredient in beer but there's no online broscience campaign pointing any of that out. It's just retards who hear SOI = BAD so they parrot complete horseshit without doing any research themselves.
You're more likely of getting bitchtits from drinking alcohol than plant milk.
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>>4921170
put them in the Milkatron 2000
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>>4921368
Cow milk contains tons of actual estrogen. Bet ypu feel pretty stupid right now
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Really? No one? Not one of you?

Cowrousel
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>>4921170
The bovine panopticon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon
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>>4921742
>Cow milk contains tons of actual estrogen
And...
Goat testicles contain plenty of natural testosterone.
YET
neither source of testosterone or estrogen has any effect because...
They aren't present in a form available to humans.
However fats, cholesterol, B complex vitamins, iorn, calcium etc ARE needed in the production and maintenance of muscle and nerve tissue.
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>>4921170
Wtf why is it full of gross ugly cows? This is the worst hentai I've ever seen.
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>>4921894
it's more of a dairy-go-round!
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>>4921941
Haha, classic dad pun.
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>>4921897
Lmao this faggot sissy doesnt eat goat balls
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>>4921170
cow circles
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>>4921383
>could you imagine? Living all day just to get milked twice a day
The government does this to me every day.
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>>4921514
are there any actual benefits to drinking s oyy milk over regular good ol' milk at all?
>inb4 lactose intolerance
go die, genetic reject



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