Raccy get snaccy
>>4922349
>>4922349Look at this fat fuck
>>4923113he's not fat he's fuzzy!
>>4922349PAWS OFF
They are neat
>>4923321
Why don’t people appreciate these cute little guys more?
>>4924179who knows
>>4924498literally 1984Merry Christmas to all scittering critters !
Merry Christmas coons
Saw this on /adv/
>>4922349>about to leave this morning>see a raccy in the front yard rolling around in the snow>get close and he doesn't do anything, just trying to push himself up then plopping back down>bring him a little plate of apples, baby carrots and baloney>doesn't seem to care, still circling around and collapsing>call /an/ control>goes crazy when they grab him wtf I thought he was cool>they haul him off>look it up>apparently it's fatal distemperh-he's gonna be okay though...right...
>>4925022I'm sorry anon. you have a good heart for trying to help the raccy.
>>4924179For me, it's the same reason why I feel sad about opossums: short life spans.
>>4924328From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of PVC…
>>4923669>>4922349Dough looks severely under cooked. No wonder you're letting the raccoon eat it. It's not fit for human consumption.
>>4925022>Randomly going to pick up a wild animal acting strangeUnironically kill yourself before you become a disease vector, retard. Did you learn nothing when they say respect wildlife?
>>4925319cope
>>4925022Distemper causes MS in humans lol you’re fucked
>>4925530NO FUCK NOI didn't touch him, I just gave the guy some food>>4925043poor lil guy...I feel bad for all the animals stuck with diseases they can't do anything about.
it has often been said that a baby raccoon is about the size of a small eggplant
>>4926360can anyone confirm this
>>4926374no one's been able to catch the elusive baby racc to confirm, so no
How many eggplants do you think this fella measures? I'm going with 2 or 3
>>4925022>they haul him offThey probably tested for rabies, which requires, uhh...No, he's not gonna be okay
>>4926422Customary to use a banana for scale, how to convert banana units to eggplant units is out of my league.
>>4926422hard to tell length wise yes from nose to tail but mass wise an adult eggplant is only .5-2ish pounds and raccys are like 20 if they are full grown and well fed but they can enbiggen more for winter like picrel who is about 9-12 eggplants
>>4926462That guy is not 9-12 eggplants he is the whole produce aisle
>tfw can't have a raccoon as a petWhy live
>>4928053The elites do not want you to know this, but raccoons in the street are free, you can take them home
>>4928091Where I live there are no raccoons just hanging around, and it's highly illegal to have them.
>>4928091I heard they have rabies and are trashy though
>>4928095When law is unjust, rebellion becomes duty
>>4922349om nom nom
>>4925184Possums are pretty disgusting, though. They look like oversized rats.
>>4925242No body asking your opinion woman, they just taking from life what they need.>>4928091They are naturally free and resist control.>>4929010You got it right. They became thieves in law like Robin Hood in his time.
>>4929010>pic I have seen multiple photos of them doing this shit. What are they even trying to accomplish
>>4922349Raccy lose snaccy
>>4932378>>4929010Look at this shit
Is it possible to have domesticated raccys one day?
>>4932699They're already turning into human children.
>>4925242it's called pastry not dough, and you can eat it raw just fine (which is lucky for OP)
