>>4922968>roll it around in the dirt full of bacteria, feces, trash and other stuff>can live up 40 years or longerDamn, humans are really weak. One grain of dirt and you might end up with toxoplasmosis, rabies or worm-like parasites.
>>4923023Yeah, our immune system isn't very strong.
>>4922969>that last smack of disgust
>>4922975the proverbial patience of cats
>>4923023Crocodile blood kills almost any infection immediately. It's why you hear about diseases being transmitted by mammals and birds but never anything that infects crocodiles.
>>4922968I always thought the horn was just for defense against predators but now I see they use it as a tool, that's pretty cool and now I feel sad that park rangers have to cut their horns so poachers don't try to kill them for it.
>>4922977manul are the best cats, you may not like it, but this is what peak feline performance looks like
>>4923033There's also the issue of body temperature, a lot of viruses and bacteria need really specific conditions to thrive, even opossums are immune to rabies simply because their bodies are a few degrees colder.
>>4922969>that slap"Fuck you for not being tasty!">>4922972Lovely plumage
>>4923023humans can also live to 70 or more even without modern medicinethere's just more people who die earlier
>>4922971good example of sloths being able to fight
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>>4923448me drinking from a well in dayz
>>4923452collies are such weirdos
>>4923744"You can say those collies are border(line)!"
>>4923750goddammit Carlos
>>4923451>Yeah, that's real neat and all, but can you get in the fucking sack?
>>4923815>ah yes everybody loves me
>>4923452Herders are so autistic, I love them.
>>4923456kek
>>4923452I love border collies and Australian shepherds but I never considered how similar they are until this webm
>>4923668Funny splice but it's still weird that a whole different species of penguin would protect chicks. Ones bigger than it is, even.
>>4923049i agree
>>4923956based deer
>>4924061>deer
>>4924062hehe funny deert
>>4924061>>4924063that's a cow, dumbass
Then what's this
>>4924065Weird looking dog.
>>4924062>practicing a conversation without a mirror
>>4923948kek
>>4923183>bonk
>>4924154aww
>>4923815PUSSY GETS DESTROYED BY MULTIPLE COCKS.webm
>>4923183what insect is this?
>>4924210ur mom lol
>>4922971reminds me of one of those eco protesters
>>4924207
>>4924012I've seen a webm before of ducks rescuing another bird from some hawks on a beach, its not wholly uncommon. I've seen a bit of the special the second part of the clip is from, iirc alot more showed up and they're kinda rowdy little hellions, and some ended up chasing/bullying some of those same emperor penguin chicks.
>>4923633RULES OF NATURE
>>4924525that's kinda hot
>>4923928>you, the slack-jawed soi grimace>me, the chad greyscale giga-jawline in profile>>4924154Frens :)>>4924156>did you see the size of that thing? Jesus!
>>4923023>Damn, humans are really weakNot at all. Living in urban environment with modern medicine results in weak immune systems. Capacity for hardiness is still there, there is no genetic defect. Human raised in the bush, even of a race that hasn't lived like that in centuries, will be adequately resistant to pathogens and bacteria.
>>4924210blue death feigning beetlethey're popular pets because they're hardy and live a really long time
>>4924536Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>49245254chan accepts mp4 now?
>>4924575yup, been that way for like a month or 2 now
>>4924602well I'll be
>>4924151Gators are ticklish?That's hilarious.
>>4924563Huh, maybe dogs really can't look up.Also, Merry Christmas, ya filthy /an/imals!
>>4924612They can, this one is just so dumb it can't even smell the cat.
>>4924567that linx looks strong enough to kill me
>>4924688>lion vs. hippoThat's a dog and a beaver though
>>4924689Beaver are the ones with wide, "round" snouts, the ones with thin, "triangular" snouts are otters.
>>4923668>I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it.
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>>4924782Hello there
>>4924782
>>4924525Me eating the pussy
>>4924812Silly hawk.
>>4923452we put the low in hello
>>4924536>>4924556Doing shrooms.
>>4924844They love going downhill for some reason
>>4924844>>4924862Downward dog
>>4923452it looks like both dogs knew both humans, they weren't bellying up to each other but continued past the other dog until they acknowledged the other human behind it, and only then began to play with each other. I'd also bet the dogs were related to each other.
>>4924525what's up with its tail?
>>4924891they (jirds) store fat in their tails
>>4923136>"Fuck you for not being tasty!"I've touched one of those shits, hurts like turbo-charged stinging nettles.
>>4924916>saving_nutriaFrom what? Water?They're an aquatic rodent.
>>4924920its a pool, the water isnt high enough for them to get out on their own, this is the thing that people dont tell you about below ground pools, theyre death traps because small animals are not big enough to get over the rim
>>4924920depression
>>4924934Ohh, okay.
>>4924065Is that how they're supposed to run? What the fuck?
>>4924916I want a pet nutria. Can I get a pet nutria?I don't have a pool
>>4924911in the first segment they look like giant bears bigger than trees
>>4924947i think its because of slipping, a bad fall is going to fuck you up real good and i wouldnt want to gallop in the snow
>>4924865Very eldritch, much lovecraftian.I fucking love marine life forms man.
>>4924153
>>4924911if that wolf isn’t named Goldilocks…
>>4924848underrated
>>4923047Stop being racist black market horn dealers need to eat too.
>>4924958What a dumbass
>>4924760Asian milf gets the BWC
>>4923668A HERO WILL SAVE ME JUST IN TIME
>>4924565Holy nice...
>>4925110how is this even legal?
>>4925220
>>4925223fucking jumpscare
>>4922971>so long fellas, I'm outa this shithole
>>4925234>if only you knew how bad things reslly are
>>4925305>switches to victory lap modecocky bastard...
>>4925307He most likely got a cramp or something like that since he falls down for a fraction of a second right before jumping
>>4925299
>>4923023It's cause we live in urban environments with modern medicine.You can go to india where people live to 70 while living knee deep in literal shit and piss. The average european would die in 2 weeks if they put their immune systems through the same stuff that the locals are constantly exposed to.
>>4923451>this hole was made for me
>>4923023you should see our gypsies over in eastern europe manthey spend their mornings diving into garbage cans, evenings getting cut by rusty rebar they try to pull out of concrete and evenings doing heroin and they can easily outlive your average rhinoceros
>>4925234>Don talk to me o mah keed eva again nigguh
>>4925337Bojler eladó?
>>4925234
>>4925340black people are such a meme hahaha
>>4925283around the world
>>4925336Oh sure, that's a fun reference on this Albanian sewing-machine refurbishing forum, but when I try and work it into my wedding vows suddenly I'm the bad guy.
>>4925340Jesus fucking Christ, they are multiplying.
>>4925340Based Bloods dogs about to kill shitty Crips cats.
