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I'd like to see any of your pussy ass "big cats" go up against this team. At what point did you realize it's really a herbivores world?
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>>5041145
Human here i can kill anything in africa from a mile away and condemn the survivors to generational slavery
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>>5041145
The anti-catbot won't take kindly to this thread. It IS suspicious that the faggot mods took away the number of posters indicator from threads.
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>>5041152
Angry deer here: you're going to be extinct soon, then burning in Hell for eternity, while life on Earth goes on without you.
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>>5041152
Civilized humans are progressing beyond carnivory. Soon you'll be eating lab processed and you'll like it.
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>>5041163
>>5041158
>>5041157
Go be a gay jewish WEF furry somewhere else
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>>5041158
we dont care about your fursona.
>>>/trash/
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>>5041173
Nothing can stop your demise now.
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>>5041175
>a gay furry larper
is this the one whose boyfriend has a starving husky?
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>>5041177
Fool! He is the broken buck! That into which seeds are planted by the tallest and thickest trees! The embodiment of the earth!

Heed his warning, or he will forget to take his AIDS meds while arguing and perish!
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>>5041183
Be quiet, Eljee.
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>>5041158
Satan here. Your fursona is gay and you are a tool for my much higher purpose
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>>5041196
Sass all you want. The future is written for both glownigger and glownigger bot alike.
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>>5041158
>>5041175
You have never sounded more like an impotent parody of yourself, schizo furfag anon. It's time to quit the internet... and feed your husky. He's fucking starving.

>>5041145
They don't work as a team. They compete. Wild vertebrates live in a perfect balance between life and death without any awareness that they're just cogs in a machine
>Herbivores disperse the plants seeds
>Carnivores kill them before they can eat all the plants
>Carnivores get sick/starve/kill each other
>Herbivores also get sick/starve/kill each other just to be extra sure
>repeat
>winners: plants, fungi, bugs
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Meanwhile in an alternate universe where the schizo actually gives his dog enough food
>YOU'RE GOING TO BE FED SOON, AND THEN SLEEPING ON THE COUCH FOR ETERNITY, WHILE THE DOG PARK PLAYS ON WITHOUT YOU
>CIVILIZED DOGS ARE PROGRESSING BEYOND BEING BONY FUCKS. SOON YOU'LL BE EATING STEAK AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!
>THE MALNUTRITION WILL END
>DINNER WILL BE SERVED
>NOTHING CAN STOP THIS DOGS NOURISHMENT NOW
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>>5041199
now it makes sense
>fed bot
>food bot
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>>5041198
Run your mouth as much as you're able, friend. Get it all out of your circuits now, because you're running out of time.
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>>5041203
Aren't we all?
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>>5041163
youd sooner create a perpetual motion machine before youd make lab meat viable on any scale beyond multimillionaires
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>>5041203
speaking of time, time to feed the dog. meat. not tofu.

>>5041209
there are already meat vats. they’re called cows. we just need to CRISPR out the prefrontal cortex and hook up some electrodes and tubes. >>5041209


there you go, lab meat with lab bone, lab offal, and lab leather.
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>>5041199
Someone needs to call animal welfare
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>>5041213
>MUH CRISPR
thats not how that works, genes arent some dip switch you can flip in a arcade machine, you will easily fuck it up because animals are a house of cards, even if you could it doesnt change what i said
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>>5041158
Deer aren't going to last too long on earth as well
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>>5041239
Its funny because his schizophrenia mirrors CWD. That is one dedicated furry!
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>>5041145
There is no such thing as a "vegan" animal, that is a fairy tale. All of them would opportunistically take a bite out of a steak if handed to them on a silver platter. Even slow ass tortoises are known to kill flightless birds if given a chance.
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>>5041158
Human here. When we get off the Earth we're going to blow it up and reduce it cosmic rubble orbiting around the sun. Nothing personal.
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>>5041271
all animals were vegan in the historically proven garden of eden
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>>5041271
There is no such thing as a carnivore. Even cats eat melons.
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>>5041578
>>5041344
The doctor is in. I prescribe you: meds.
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>>5041145
Catfags have no response to this
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>>5041145
Nah, man. Carnivores win.
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anyone who is genuinely anti-human is going to need to be dealt with but for the time being we can use them to get rid of the nigger people and the streetshitting hindus, we should embrace their messaging but then steal and tailor it because they're all weak vegan retards so it shouldn't be difficult to trick them into crying and shitting their pants in support of a global genocide of about 4 billion people. It's for the planet, it's for the animals.
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>>5044752
Elephants alone destroy every carnivore
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>>5041163
>>"Civilized humans are progressing beyond carnivory"
>Did you ever hear the trajedy of Darth Omnivorous the Wise?
>...
>I thought not. It’s not a story the Vegi would tell you. It’s a Omnivore legend. Darth Omnivorous the Wise was a proto-human, so adaptable and so wise he could use evolution to influence the bacteria in his gut to process meat as well vegetation…
>He had such a knowledge of adaptive evolution that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying of malnutrion. The omnivorous side of evolution is a pathway to many frontal lobe cognitive abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>He became so adaptable… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his adaptive diet, which eventually, of course, he did with the cultivation of grain.
>Unfortunately, he taught his children everything he knew, then his pet wildcat killed him in his sleep.
>Ironic. He could save others from malnutrion, but not himself from becoming nutrion to another.
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>>5041344
>And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
>And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
Why do you lie?
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>>5041145
Man killed all the real predators or outcompeted them so they starved to death. There used to be wolves the size of trees and bear as big as mountains.
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>>5046180
More proof that it's better to be a herbivore
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>>5041145
Do they reject a chicken nugget?
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What's stopping carnivores from evolving into similar sizes?



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