Previously on /jef/ >>5100095Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
hi jef bye jef >jefs away
>>5108105being jef is hard work
Does he like copybara as much as does capybara?
precious 4chan gremlin
>>5108152It registers with him visually, but upon approach he realizes it’s the non-canon version, and he then loses interest. He’s only emotionally attached to the real one.
>>5108290capy has been down since day one
which cat is ur wife's favouritewhich cat is ur favourite
>>5108290jef of discernment
>>5108290>signature look of superiority
>>5108299I like them all in different ways. Jef is my wife’s favorite though. Most people who come over like big orang because she’s super chill and friendly and only wants a hug from people
>>5108352let us come over and we'll see which cat we like the most. we'll have a jef party. we all take turns petting the cats, then we feed them a can of tuna, then we POINT at jef, then we grade each cat on a scale of 1-10
Great New photos! Thanks for keeping us updated!
>>5108411do not draw a dick on jef's face
>>5108099he licc
>>5108098Glad to see this threads going on well. Thank you anon, I'm going to get my GED and probably go to trade school soon and it's fun to have a thread that still goes on even with everything that's happening now.
>>5108732>doesnt even match the fur patternYou're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
>>5108358Sure, come on over>>5108703I remember you. Good luck with the GED>>5108374yw Anon
>>5108290he's so majestic. you should submit some of these pics to a cat magazine and see if he can make the front cover
>>5108786a gay cat magazine
>>5108732nice
>>5108778I'VE SAID MY PIECE
>>5108788Take that back right now
>>5108781he musta crawled on to her arm for warmth
>>5108290>CEO of Capybaras
What would jef do if he saw a real life capybara? Do you think he'd make the connection that it's the real version of his toy?
>>5109032No. Animals do not work that way.
>>5109032Probably wouldn’t register with him, they don’t look similar enough
>>5109132take him to the zoo in that cat carrier thing he loves so much, show him the baras.
>>5109166Yeah this. Put him in the catpack and show him the fuckin baras
>>5109034You didn't have to be so mean about it...
>>5109132>what's that, capy?>climb on the countertops?>genius plan, old chum
>>5109232>this person tried to unlock your phone
new jef shorthttps://youtu.be/_Hq0qlja5Ss
>>5109258correct way to pet a cat
>>5109258>wearing socksBOOOOOOO
>>5109258jef seems unbothered by this
>>5109250he's sucking that thing like he needs to pay rent tomorrow
wtf there was a new thread? why didn't you say so in the old one
>>5109304your lack of attentiveness is not Jef's fault.
>>5109258>Squish that cat
>>5109304Learn to use the cat-alog.
>>5109199
>>5109231>do you think you're in control?
>>5109252Big orang has had enough of Jef's unsanctioned buffoonery
>>5109401that’s old orang
big orang is big
tuna?
>>5109437You wanna buy him a can? I’m not gonna be supporting somebody’s crack habit. And all of them will need some if Jef gets it. That’s why I don’t want to do it. Once he gets a taste of that there’s no going back to kibble.
>>5109433he eepy
>>5109433Very nice
>>5109405Is old orange jealous of cuddles and would jef bully her away from cuddles?
>>5109433goodnight jefnut
>>5109450We could crowd fund three tins of tuna. How much could that possibly cost in China?
>>5109450You promised!
>>5108098Jefrey Epstein
>>5109504>>5109511I’ll think about it but I’m trying to balance giving them a good life without turning them into spoiled brats
>>5109606nigga you give them a can once and then never again. they're cats, what do you think they're going to do? tell you by name they want that pink meat again or else they'll claw all the furniture?
>>5109606I want tunajef NOW
I’m not gonna argue about it anymore, I’ll think about it and next time I’m at the grocery store, if I see cans of tuna there, y’all owe me for 3 cans of it payable in BTC
>>5109678TUNAUNA
>>5109678BTC stands for Buying Tuna Cans
>>5109504>How much could that possibly cost in China?I looked it up. Surprisingly, the same price as in the US because it has to be imported. Chinese don't eat tinned tuna. So 3 tins will cost about whatever $7US is in yuan or HKD.Unless OP lives in Taiwan. Tuna tins are pretty common there but not in mainland China or HK. idk about Macau.
>>5109712I don’t recall ever seeing them but then again I never looked for them before here
>>5109800Shoulda bought some in Thailand. Thais fuck hard with tinned fish. Sealect brand green curry tuna is the best shit, ever, and this other brand I can't remember make a really good can of fried clarias in chili sauce. Plain tuna stir fried with bamboo, eggs and pickled mustard is basically every Thai college student's lunch.
>>5109872Look at this silly little feet up in the air
>>5109697Kek
tuna tin will make jef stronger
>>5110060jef is ready to square up and throw hands
>>5110060behold a man
>>5110056Finally realised what animal jef reminds me of
>>5110168Makes sense. Owl is 猫头鹰 (mao tou ying) which literally translated character by character means "cat-headed eagle"
>>5110168uncanny
>>5110170Except Jef is a cat-headed dumbass
>>5110235this desu senpai baka
glad to know that dastardly Vac-Bot hasn't been bothering Jef lately
>>5110273Jef is too little
>>5110455what nutritious meal could Jef possibly eat that would give him the proper vitamins and protein to grow big and strong?
>>5110459
>>5110503It’s like one of those schizomobiles except on a dog food bag
>>5110503Holy schizophrenia, Batman! That makes my eyes bleed just looking at it.
>>5110503apparently burt ward and adam west were MENACES on the set of batman. they had a full-time guy whose entire job was to stop them from sneaking off and fucking groupies
jef if he was anime girl
>>5110648why is Capy a strawberry biblically accurate angel?
>>5110649anime sidekick capy
>>5110648needs more fingers pointing at the Jef and angry faces
>>5110651what kind of adventures to anime catgirl jef and guardian angel capy get into?
>>5110652
>>5110648>>5110651>>5110659Love it. I showed it to my wife and she also loved it.
>>5110660ty jef
>>5110651that's just Victim from Overlord
>>5110675Woah I haven’t seen that before but I was thinking of a fetus when I was drawing him. I tried watching overlord but turned it off after the first ep
>>5110648I like how the little shirt matches Jef's stripes
>>5110669you're very good with sketches
>>5110660does your wife like anime? which ones does she like aside from the GOATs (cowboy beebop)
>>5110700She said she likes Inuyasha
>>5110709ok got it>>5110669can you do Jef+Capy in an Inuyasha theme?
>>5110503>/fit/ Pre-workout
>>5110718jef FINGER RAGEpre workout powder
>>5110720someone should shoop a Jef pre-workout nightmare powder
We noticed this tuft of white hair growing from the top of his head today and it’s longer than the rest of his hair
>>5110727he's turning into an old karate master
>>5110727>aieeeee
>>5110723I couldn’t be bothered to get on the computer
>>5110747Fucking love it. Just needs to be slapped onto one of these tubs
new cat tree
Jef looks very cutethe cutest cat on this boardI want to pet him
>>5110754only the tallest cat gets treamts
>>5110756he's gonna knock that damn shit over
>>5110192kek
>>5110775>i can't SPOIL Jef with tuna can>shoves crack-laced kibble in front of Jef's gob all day
>>5110858tuna can will awaken jefs killer instinct,
WHY are his ears the way they are?
>>5110871he’s at least part Scottish Fold - a true haggisman
>>5110871He didn't get enough vitamins when he was a kitten. That's why he needs lots of tuna. It will make him grow big and strong
>>5110858That’s literally a supplement for his Scottish fold affliction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zn73jJYI4
is Jef based or cringe
>>5110891Why do you point when you know it hurts him so
>>5110747>MASSIVE Jef GAINS>13g catnip per serving>countertop creatine >WAR CRIMES>may or probably may contain HGH>Big Orang-Creamsickle flavor
>>5110895Extremely based
>>5110895Jef went from nothing to having his own empire. And he did it by himself. He's not a nepo-kitty.
>>5110891video evidence makes it clear he really hates it, it's very funny, in the photos you can imagine maybe he's reacting to the finger being moved quickly menacingly or something, but no, the video proves jef just spazzes out at a static finger
>>5110908Jef doesn't appreciate the hubris
>>5110900This is perfect>>5110908I didn’t know there was any doubt. Jef fucking HATES seeing a finger pointed at him.
>>5110895he's cringe, big orang is based
>>5110503Shit's the Dr Bronners of dog food.
>>5110883>a supplement for his Scottish fold afflictionnigga you ain't gonna fix his ears. they're floppy 4 life
Best thread on this trash heap of a board. Why can't they all be this comfy?
>>5111116>>5111117>>5111118Hehe
>>5111118do not withhold treats from the jef
>>5111106the board isn't jefpilled. very cringe. MANY such cases!
why was Jef even born
>>5111146so that he could get adopted and become an internet star
>>5111146In this world, is the destiny of jef controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the finger of God pointing from above? At least it is true, that jef has no control; even over his own will.
>>5111171>jef reads Tolstoy
Angry Jef needs to be shooped on the left side
>>5111199Very nice.Good lord I want a cuddle
>>5111207
>>5111229
>>5111238How do you make the connection between that Jef pic and an 11 year old tweet like that?
>>5111242Much like Jef, we all have crippling autism
>>5111226>mooooooooooooooom!
>>5111226>OP can you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>5111199Cheer up Jef, you have a better life than I do
>>5111226>Why is the cat screaming?
>>5111293You would too if you knew what was best for you
>>5111448WHO STOLE MY NUTS
>>5111425>*skritch*
>>5111425Is that a paper mache armadillo in the back
5 minutes of Jefrey suckling his capyhttps://youtu.be/Tsg0G096MFI
what does Jeff think of the political implications of the hike in the price of canned tuna?
>>5111630I asked him and he just stared at me like this
>>5111632Market forces and economic fluctuations are inconsequential to the jef
>>5111625I’m guessing the suckling is due to mommy issues? Jef must have had a sad backstory before you found him
>>5111736Most likely the runt of the litter and his mom abandoned him. Nature is cruel.
>>5111739She abandoned him because he was an UGLY BABY.
>>5111760You were an ugly baby too but your parents were too stupid to abandon you
>>5111760jef is handsyboy
>>5111632What are Jef's comments on the recent global unrest? Surely, it has affected his naptime? Does Jef think this economic upturn can be rectified, and WHAT will Secretary Capy do to secure future tuna reserves?
>>5111782Jef is the nephew of an Iranian general
>>5111760he really was and that's very hard to do as a kitten
>>5111786Are you confirming to the public that Jef's treats are paid for with BLOOD money?
>>5111790That wasn’t OP, I’m OP. Jef will release a statement tomorrow on the matter.
he wants tuna
>>5111801What about the rumors that Jef has been eating food out of Big Orang's bowl?
>>5111789Right? Like how does that happen?
>>5111789was not
>>5111820*barf*
>>5111822How bout I punch your entire face?
>>5111809Those are just tariffs
>>5111822
>>5111833>>5111835>>5111836such an unlovely kitten
>>5111837Get out of here, trole sicko
>>5110060wtf chat, is this real?
>>5111449Who sits like this honestly
>>5111915cool cats. you wouldn't know.
>>5111836>baby Jef>i am capy>smack big orang on the nose
>>5111915He has weak bones so he's doing yoga poses
>>5112050do you ever imprison him in the laundry basket?
>>5112061I would never
>>5112076Jef deserves to do hard time
>>5112076can we get an ASMR vid of some up close petting and purring? i wanna really hear the scratches against the fur
>>5112077this
>>5112086I think I can arrange that once the moment hits
>>5112050
>>5112102love it
>>5112140bonk
>>5112140talk shit get hit
>>5112140
>>5112140Why is she so mean to the poor Jef?
>>5112140>Pantera: Vulgar Display of Power
>>5112136jef has just about mcfucking had it
>>5112141wifebasher jef
>>5112140Damn it Jef, you've gotta learn the parry timing
>>5112353get off the table you little fuckrat
>>5112353he longs to become chinese food mashallah
>>5112421over there they just call it food
>>5112353>I AM ANGRY>ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING
>>5112373Dirty boy showing off his lack of therefore of.
>>5112444holy shit
>>5112348Is this his sleeping quarters? Do the other cats have a sleeping cubby of their own or do they all share that one
>>5112491Sometimes Big Orang sleeps there but if he wants to sleep there he will get his way no matter what
>>5112512Does jef get upset if someone else sleeps next to capy?
>>5112630Not that I can tell but I do recall a couple times Big Orang was sleeping next to Capy and Jef wanted to come take him, Big Orang thought he was coming to fuck with her and so a misunderstanding and slap fight ensued
>>5112669Jef is a very bad kitty
>>5112669Poor big orange. She cuddled him when he was young. And this is how he repays her!?
>>5112348Giving Jef his own opium den is a bit much
fuk u jefrry
>>5112348
>>5112732Cold, yes. Calculating? No way. Retarded? Perhaps.
Have I got a story for you guys. This morning I woke up early in the morning, and I noticed that Jef wasn’t there to greet me / scream at me to pick him up and hold him. I was like, well that’s weird, he’s probably sleeping with my wife still. I made my morning tea and my normal routine. Then my wife asked me if Jef is with me. Well, all hell broke loose as we tore up the house looking for him, to no avail. My wife went downstairs to check with the security office, and sure enough the little bastard escaped as my wife was putting a box outside our door. I went up and down 29 floors in this building looking for him and calling him. My wife went and made missing cat posters. Anyway, after a few hours of looking for him and assuming the worst, my wife called me and said she found him. He was chilling underneath a sofa in the hotel lobby directly above our floor. I went through there at least twice calling him and he didn’t respond. He was super nonchalant about the ordeal while we were thinking he might’ve jumped or trapped himself on a ledge a dozen or more stories up. Anyway, we got him back and we have the footage of his escape, and I might be posting that on his youtube channel.
>>5112874Is there no sort of like, radar collar of some sort you can use for situations like this? Something he can just wear permanently from now on
>>5112875He’s gonna wear this stupid pink collar from now on. It’s got his name and phone number on it. But the radar collar only lasts a few days on a charge and it’s clunky. It’s better for planned outings. Honestly the Airtag would be better as a long-term wear since the battery lasts many months.
Jef playing an April Fool’s prank on us
post missing jef poster
>>5112885
>>5112877>Honestly the Airtag would be better as a long-term wear since the battery lasts many months.time to shove it up his ass
>>5112880Nothing can tame Jef's faustian spirit
>>5112877Get him chipped. Very uninvasive. I think he modern ones can be tracked with an app
>>5112888Jef does look pretty chinese
>>5112888Hahahahaha fuck that rules dude. That's so like Jef to cause a ruckus. I'm glad he's home safe tho. At least now the security guards know who he is.
>>5112897little shit
>>5112898>house-arrest Jef
>>5112077I’m starting to agree with this comment
>>5112874Wait, so jef hid IN the box your wife was putting out? That's a fucking genius escape plot.
hate to say it OP but i think you need to put the collar on your wife too. she's been the catalyst of both times jefnut was missing. this cat is too valuable to let escape so easily.
>>5112902First she locks him in a drawer, then she puts him outside in a box. I think his wife is PLOTTING on the jef...
>>5112901No, she was tossing a box outside our the door, and I guess the timing was perfect where he ran and jumped over it as she was turning to come back in and close the door. The cleaning people take that stuff because they get money for recycling it.
>>5112902I was definitely not happy with her. She’s way too lackadaisical about him. I know what he’s capable of but she’s always like “I know him, he’s not going to run”. I think she understands now that I was right.
>>5112902jef manchurian candidated her
>>5112909>I think she understands nowFirst time interacting with a woman?
>>5112911She ain’t like that. She knows she fucked up, and that we were really lucky to get him back after 12 hours on the lam.
>>5112900Jef is a recidivist
>>5112898He doesn't even look sorry
>>5112915That’s because he’s not
>>5112915Nigga's a free spirit he don't give a flying fuck
>>5112900>...and I'd do it again
JEF WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS OF YOUR RECENT ESCAPE ATTEMPT?
>>5112919He was literally just laying comfy under a sofa in a hotel lobby even as we were walking around calling his name. He was completely unbothered.
>>5112922>unbothered>under the lobby couch>flourishing >moisturized >in his lane
>>5112880>I'VE BEEN LOCKED AWAY FOR ALL THESE YEARS>AND NOW I CAN THE LIGHT OF DAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZjO39GleYs
>>5112922He was just trying to greet all the hotel guests with a hearty 欢迎光临
Before I ripped it down
>>5112929I will translate, I speak mandarin>STOP >JEF IS MISSING! >floppy ears>balls are GONE (see picrel)>war hero>MUST BE RETURNED >very cute- DO NOT STEAL!
>>5112934>>balls are GONE (see picrel)very important detail
>>5112934kek
>>5112909>I know what he’s capable ofIs Jef a villain?
>>5112938If Jef was a human he’d be one of those kids who light shit on fire for fun
>>5112941Jef seems to be very high IQ. He plots, he schemes, and he calculates his next move. He also takes sadistic pleasure in smacking big orang on the nose. We're dealing with a full-blown sociopath. We've gotta take him down before he escapes again and gets his paws on the codes...
>>5112934
>>5112946Looks like those two years working at panda express paid off after all
This might be the best episode of /jef/ yet
>>5112909Don't be mad at your wife because Jef is a shit.
>>5112960Not mad at her (anymore)
new bread >>5112982
