Previously on /jef/ >>5108098Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
Upon his safe return home, I noticed that he was straining to pee in places he shouldn’t be trying to pee in - like a cardboard box. We took him to the vet and it turns out he has some kidney stones.
Ultrasound
>>5112990instant karma for his escape. the punishment has been meted, here's hoping he heals now
What a stressful few days for our boy
>>5112993Jefrey mpreg
We need to get jefreys cortisol levels down immediatelyPerhaps a can of tuna
>>5112994They stole my balls AGAIN
>>5113024you think he's gonna get a delicious can of tuna after that stunt he pulled yesterday?
give him tuna already
He does not deserve tuna
>>5113036Only good cats get a can of tuna. Jef is a very BAD kitty
>>5112990>We took him to the vet and it turns out he has some kidney stones.Noooo :(Those are so painful
>>5112988Nigga didn't even look back
>>5113060he will stop misbehaving once he gets his tuna
>>5113065The first the pics you can tell he's on a MISSION. once he's halfway down the hall, you see him relax and start casually walking away.
>>5113061Perhaps he wouldn't have kidney stones if he had a can of tuna. Fish oil is very healthy for the liver and kidneys
>>5112990aw he looks so defeated. He deserves tuna can after this horrible ordeal
>Polycystic kidney disease (PKD) is prevalent in the Scottish Fold.[14] A study in Japan of cats suspected to have kidney problems found that 54% of tested Scottish Fold cats had the PKD1 mutation, which is responsible for PKD:(
>>5113124JEF NO :'(
>>5113124scottish cat maker idiots
>>5113124>we've got a cat with possible PKD and a penchant for escapism>2.5-3 years old>has all standard inoculations>2 cat roommates, 2 human roomates>on medication for his scottish fold (in the form of small brown treats)>i want all the usual tests run>13, handle bloodwork>black doctor, handle mouse-bites>report back to me before first commercial break
>>5113139Funny you mention it, but his bloodwork came back fine. He’s just got a few kidney stones. We need to get him to drink more water.
>>5113141>i'm not taking any chances with this one>i want a full PKD screening >mri, ultrasound, the works. >pay special attention to lipids in the urine>black doctor, go do black stuff
>>5113141No wonder he goes on the counters you taught him that treats might be hidden there
>>5113148>"treats could be anywhere" Jef thought to himself out loud
>>5113141commence Operation Jef Hydration
>>5113187Fill up a squirt bottle and spray Jef in the face
>>5113187>so we found that Jefrey is a certain breed of cat called a Scottish Fold, ok?>this breed of cat is very susceptible to PKD, which basically means he will get a LOT OF KIDNEY STONES, okay?>so what we need to do is work on replacing the KIDNEY STONE in his belly with lots of water, right …. here, okay?>any question?
>>5113193>how do we get water into jef?
>>5113194I wrote a jiangtext about how we use the power of deception like the Greeks using the Trojan Horse but my browser crashed and I can’t be bothered to rewrite
Isn't tuna usually packed in water when you buy the cans?
>>5113199yes, at least in the states. i've never bought the kind with oil.
>>5113193I’ve never clicked on a single one of that guy’s videos, and probably never will
>>5113201I've clicked on multiple jefrey videos and I will probably click on more
>>5113201POV: ur a can of tuna
>>5113201How can we trick jef into drinking more water? Can you put fish oil in the water? Would a cat like that? Is there water in milk? Cats love milk. What if you freeze treats in ice cubes so he has to lick it to get the treat?
>>5113218>tricklol, he’s drinking more water whether he likes it or not
Jefrey’s Great Escapehttps://youtu.be/v49GTYC2scM
Big Orang and Old Orang
>>5113292they too want tuna
>>5113265>jef in his evil lair plotting revenge
>>5113234W-where is that gonna go?
The wife needs correction
>>5113139>A cat escaped from his owners' home. This is what happened to his organs.>J is an eighteen-month old male scottish fold, presenting to the veterinarian with difficulty passing urine.>The previous morning, he had escaped from his owners' home, causing property damage, and at least one reported missing persons case.>Following his eventual recovery, he found he was having difficulty passing urine. He constantly had the urge to urinate, yet could not get anything to come out. His owners brought him to the vet, leading to where we are now.>While blood tests did not identify any other underlying conditions, an ultrasound scan discovered that J had contracted nephrolithiasis, "nephro-" pertaining to to the kidneys, "lith" meaning stone, and "-iasis" meaning a pathological condition: a pathological condition of stones present in the kidney.>The vet prescribed an increase in his water intake, following which he was able to make a full recovery.
>>5113288kek how the fuck did your wife miss that?
>>5113331jef planned that escape for months. perfectly executed. the moment she turned around to close the door, he snuck behind her heels and jumped out
>>5112982In which war was he a hero?
>>5113334General Capy will be fielding all questions on the matter.
>>5112982kek based edit
>>5113359it's a 1:1 translation
>>5112982>Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”Lies. He was named after the infamous New York investor
>>5113361Jef slander will not be tolerated. Jef is a bad kitty, but he's not a billionare pedophile. Say another unkind word about Jef and i'll come to your house and shove grapes up your butt till you piss wine.
>>5112982Jefrey Epstein
>>5113362The Epstein obsession these people have is nuts. Theres one person at my uni who literally keeps a big photo of Epstein hanging from their rearview mirror. Its nuts. Batshit ass nuts.
>>5113364people should be aware of him. he kinda does need to be shoved down the public's throat until they acknowledge this is the world we live in. but throwing strays at jefrey because of a jewish billionare ex-mossad blackmailing sex trafficking pedophile is a bridge too far.
>>5113365Everyone is aware already. What do you think the obsession is accomplishing? Is anyone going to jail? No. Is any justice being done? No. Are any kids being rescued? No. Is anything happening at all? No. This is used PURELY as a political manuever. People screech "pedophile" at anyone and anything they disagree with ideologically. It doesnt exist for any other reason than to be wielded. It's guilty until proven innocent. Thats all it is. An ideological weapon. None of you give a shit about any of it beyond that and you are a liar if you claim otherwise.
>>5113368>>>/pol/ is that way, doofythis is /jef/
>>5113369Yeah, cuz Im the one that brought it up.Fuck you, you dumb asshole. You get scared by the sight of more than one sentence?
>>5113370jef just texted me and said ur a faget
Jef is zesty
when does the jef videogame and action figure come out
jef plushie
>>5113378>cat-headed dumbass
>>5113331I asked her the same thing >>5113334All of them
>>5113404Damn look at those high cheekbones jef
>>5113404Are you client in mandarin? You remind me of des bishop but with a crazy cathttps://youtu.be/MeVoMgN4JEc
>>5113412Fluent*
>>5113412No I’m basic to intermediate
>>5113422You've been living there for like five years. You should be way higher level
>>5113423I know enough for my daily life but I’m not fluent. When I first came here I studied it in a university for two semesters. Since then it’s been slow going. I just haven’t had the time to devote myself to it, but I will be able to again soon.
>>5113360Not even close. >Notice of looking for cat >My beloved cat is lost!>Coat/Characteristics: Folded ears, [orange?], little two-year-old cat, mischievous personality.>If you have information, a reward will be given!>Contact number: ________Or something like that.>>5113423More difficult to learn a language so thoroughly dissimilar to your native tongue at a later age so I don't blame OP for not being fluent. I lived in SG as a kid and I can't speak Chinese terribly well. My tones are often off. My native language is a "pitch-accent language" meaning it's semi-tonal. We mostly use tone for conjugation and to differentiate words that would otherwise be homophones but we only have three tones, rising, falling and neutral. Mandarin adds high (which has no rising; it just starts high), low (starts and stays low, no falling) and falling-rising. Falling-rising starts neutral, drops then rises. BUT! Sometimes it just falls. Or just rises. Example, 你好 technically uses the same tone for both parts, falling-rising. Ni. Hao. But the ni actually just rises. And the hao? Well, it's properly pronounced with falling-rising but often gets flattened to just falling. And it gets more complex with larger strings, like 我很好 ("I'm fine/good", wohenhao). All three are supposed to be falling-rising but wo is pronounced as a low tone (again, no falling; just starts low and stays there), hen is pronounced falling-rising and hao is falling. And yes, using the wrong tone can change the meaning entirely. Usually, someone will understand you're not a native speaker and get what you mean from context but not always. To exemplify: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLcSq8bO20wAnd it's board relevant cuz it's about lions!
>>5113432Become a welcome guy at a restaurant
>>5113433It’s a screenshot from google translate app, idiot. It’s 100% word to your mother truth
>>5113433Yeah, you get it. I’m a native English speaker and didn’t learn a word of Mandarin until my mid 20’s. If you don’t learn this shit as a kid it’s really difficult to learn it. I know guys who have lived here longer than I have and speak little to none at all. I’m hardly an edge case.
>>5113436Yelling at Jef in mandarin seems so much funnier than English
>>5113437Jef only knows English
>>5113438maybe that's why he doesn't listen. he was born in China. why tf would he know english? he grew up on the streets.
>>5113443It’s fucking hilarious when my wife’s fanily comes over and tries to tell him to come or not to do something, it’s like dude he doesn’t understand Chinese, and 2nd even if he did, he doesn’t care. He won’t even jump down off the counter until he sees me coming to get him.
>>5113444Jef is a bad kitty.>doesn't work hard>can't speak chinese >jumps on the counter>escapes>fights the other cats>meow too loud
>>5113444Operation Chinese Jef
>>5113445Much like real life, it's good that he's cute
>>5113124People are realizing that SuriNoel put that warning on every video for a reason
>>5113448you spoil jef. you let him get away with anything. your wife is always the one who has to be the bad guy and say "NO JEF"
>>5113452I'm not op, but thanks for playing
>>5113404has jef drank enough water today?
>>5113361Actually speaking of this, the Pixies are playing in Shanghai next month. The wife and I just scored tickets to go (we both like them). I will let you know if they play Jef’s song.Note: I am not saying I live in Shanghai. I’m keeping it ambiguous. I could be traveling for this, or maybe I’m not. Who knows?
>>5113473>why is the cat screaming?
>>5113459He’s getting an extra 5ml of water via syringe several times a day
>>5113485ok but what about the tuna
>>5113473HERE COMES YOUR JEF
>>5113485jef flouridated stare
>>5113473>ShanghaiYou've almost certainly eaten at my cousins' restaurant lmao
>>5113544There's like 100,000 restaurants in Shanghai
>>5113568his cousin owns them all
>>5113590Cousins. Two of them. And they actually do own a few. Also some in Beijing, I think?
>>5113478Why aren't YOU screaming?
>>5113544Who is your cousin and what restaurant does he/she own? I’ll go eat there during that time. I expect my meal to be COMP’D once I pull out my phone and show my collection of never before seen Jef pictures proving that I’m OP.
>>5113649>trading rare Jef NFTs for foodwhat a world we live in
Jef x McDonalds collaboration
>>5113654JEF MEAL:>1 tin of tuna>13g catnip>McFish sandwich (no bun, no lettuce)>4 treats
>>5113655and a large cup of water (no ice)
>>5113676+Orang milkshake (used only to hit big orang over the head with)
>>5113292Two well-behaved cats that never commit war crimes or try to escape. Why isn't it /orang/?
>>5113779Very stylish jef>>5113781Oh wow
>>5113701They’re just supporting characters in this
>>5113781STOP EATING THE PLANT JEF
