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Previously on /jef/ >>5115477

Who is Jefrey (with one F)?

He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.

Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.

Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
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>>5119038
Old Orange is entirely done with Jef's bullshit
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>>5119040
she hates his guts
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Take him out for a walk for fucks sake
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>>5119038
the war crimes must CEASE. we have LAWS in place for this exact kind of thing, JEF
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>>5119041
you don't really mean that! :(
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>>5119042
The sun beam is his only weakness. Observe how it paralyzed him immediately in his tracks
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gremling
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>>5119210
>pathetic…
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>>5119214
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>>5119210
he's a bad cat. i can see it in his aura. big orang and old orang are right to keep him in check
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>>5119216
He’s bad in the sense that Bart Simpson and Dennis the Menace are bad
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>>5119248
i've done enough coke tonight to say FUCK JEF. he didn't' earn SHIT
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>spread the qr code all across binxcord

lowkey one of the worst things I've ever heard
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>>5119256
What?
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>>5119260
wrong thread, I wondered where I put that
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>>5119256
get out of here freak discorder
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>>5119264
Let's be honest. Is Jef a BAD CAT? yes or no?
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>>5119265
coy jef
nigger jef
baby jef
fool jef
obsequious jef
prideful jef
leisured jef
The Facets of jef
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>>5119267
Jef is NOT obsequious
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>>5119268
it is to be seen
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>>5119269
>cat-headed eagle
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>>5119039
Cute
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Best thread
long live Jef
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>>5119333
>whats this

>>5119334
>whats that
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>>5119332
why is he always screaming
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>>5119406
He lives in a society
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>>5119333
>>5119334
rare wondrous marvelling jef
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>>5119334
why does he look so derpy?
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So when can we expect our copies of jef in the mail?
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>>5119036
Jefrey “Ching Chong” Fourchannington
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>>5119449
3-5 business weeks. Send check or money order.
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>>5119517
But I already sent jef $1200 in crypto…
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>>5119523
Jefcoin is tanking. If you were smart, you would have bought some jef NFT's. Their value remains consistent
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>>5119333
>shrimp could be here...
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I've been collecting Jef comics lately

Jef: Maximum DUMBASS
Ultimate JEF: Escape from home
ORANG CHRONICLES: life was good till that retard showed up
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>>5119543
murderous intent jef
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>>5119549
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>>5119551
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>>5119543
war of the worlds vibes
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>>5119543
at long last, a worthy recipient for taking up the LONGCAT mantle has been found...
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>>5119551
>>5119554
Alternatively
>Tonight... you
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Oh look, it's the same old pics of a dumb cat by a toxo brained faggot who had to move to china to get laid because no white woman would sleep with him
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silence thyself dogfucker and go back to tending to your favela
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what an odd thing to say
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>>5119543
would have been even funnier if you censored jef's feet as well
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>>5119621
Loser yes but that’s the original 4chan species

Original 4chan userbase = Socially inept, physically weak, bad at sports, somewhat schizophrenic, prefers atheist societies, preference for small thin flat chested women, hates furries loves loli, stingy with money, prefers cats to dogs, curly hair, nasally voice
New 4chan userbase = Socially inept, physically average, dislikes sports due to all the black people, somewhat autistic, likes christianity but their own sort of gnostic or deist interpretation, preference for big tits, tolerates/is a furry, disdain for money, prefers dogs to cats, straight hair, deep voice
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>>5119621
4chan has always been a cat board, retard
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Can we get a nice up close of the "M" on his forehead? It's like a fingerprint for cats
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>>5119746
Is this good enough?
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>>5119793
no cause i can't even see the m
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>>5119794
I’ll try to post a better one tonight
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>>5119793
>bro, you got any nip?
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what happens when you boop his nose?
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>>5119812
It would be very painful
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How many shrimp do you think jef could eat in one sitting?
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>>5119843
1 shramp
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>>5119794
here u go

>>5119843
At least 4 but I think 10 is possible
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what does jef think of my new book?
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>>5119884
jef hates it
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>>5119884
Bretty gud, you mean you drew it, or it’s just a book you bought or borrowed from your local library?
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>>5119890
As expected

>>5119894
I wish I could draw half as good as Gustav Doré. Then I could draw jef touring through the nine circles of hell
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>>5119884
needs more shrimp
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>>5119921
A tense moment of ceasefire permeates the air...
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>>5119922
>DAMN. THEY'VE FOUND THE SECRET ENTRANCE TO MY EVIL LAIR
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>>5119998
Jef is not evil. He's just misunderstood. He once stood on his back legs and whistled to the moon and even the sparrows joined the chorus.
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>>5119921
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>>5119882
very well defined M pattern
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>>5119543
If you're going to do that to a cat, please support him by putting your hands under his forelegs. Your wife is grabbing him by his scruff enough to lift him off the ground. That's not comfortable for the cat hence his annoyed expression.
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The wife is so mean to Jef
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Evil lady!
Evil lady!
Evil lady!
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>>5120025
No, she spoils him.
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>>5120021
>That's [why] the cat… [has an] annoyed expression.
No. Cats almost always look annoyed. Resting bitch face.
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>>5120021
Nah she wasn’t grabbing him by the scruff, she had her hands in his armpits. She always does annoying shit to Hef before rewarding him with a treat, so he’s learned to tolerate all kinds of humiliation rituals
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>>5119882
Jefs pattern looks like an hourglass
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>>5120100
ahhhhh yesssshhhhh
>>5120101
derp
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>>5120100
Jef deserves this
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We need
>jef petting up close amsr
>jef + catnip
>night vision jef
Videos

>YEO YOU'RE WATCHING JEF-ASS. THIS IS GIVE JEF SOME NIP AND SET HIM LOOSE ON PHIL
>*guitar lick*
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Why does this one reddit cat have it's own general?
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>>5120128
He has joie de vivre
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>>5120099
>stupid human has no idea I'm plotting another escape....
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>>5119586
Underrated
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>>5120100
:3
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>>5120125
need jef pur closeup
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>>5120125
I can probably do these except night vision, I don’t have a camera that has it
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>>5120169
You just have to believe!
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>>5120128
I didn’t plan on it happening, it just happened to happen that way.
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>blurry cats: the thread
Please buy a real camera like an om system, a sony or a fujifilm to unblur your cat
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>>5120214
>>5120213
This is Jef if Jef was a cute anime girl
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does he stink good
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>>5120209
>mrow lookin ass nigga
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>>5120210
literally my favorite idiot of all time
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>>5120201
wow jef is so weak
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>>5120417
Jef and Capy have been blasting tren and synthol for the last 6 weeks.
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>>5120169
Have you been giving jef enough water? He needs it! Don't let him down
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>>5120429
damn jef is a freak
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>>5120432
he looks dry and dusty as hell in that pic
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>>5120442
OP has NOT been giving Jef enough water. Jef will get kidney stones! Jef only tried to escape to find water
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op give jef a tall glass of water right now or I’m calling the chinese government
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OP if you don't water Jef right now, I'm gonna water YOU.
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>>5120128
You'll never revise history, anti cat schizo
Dogs = reddit Cats = 4chan
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I like both cats and dogs but I’ve been on this website long enough to know that it’s a cat website.
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Is this the cat general?
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>>5120496
This is the tranny faggot general
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>>5120495
And he's chill on car rides? OP, you lucked out
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>>5120508
He always has been
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this is the based jef general, take your candy ass back to the strawberry patch
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jef is stupid
jk I love him
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jk about jk
jef is a dummy
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>>5120517
make up your mind
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>>5120519
And why should I? What has Jef ever done for me, huh? I get home from a long day of work in the factory and guess what? Dinner's not ready, the kids are running around screaming, the laundry's piling up, the trash hasn't been taken out, and there he is lazing around like it's MY problem and not his.
I can't keep putting up with this. One of these days I'm just gonna snap and not come home.
Goodbye, Jef, you villain, you did this to me!
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>>5120521
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>>5120523
Grab the tail and wiggle it around like you're trying to adjust the antenna on a TV.
If you want.
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>>5120530
I wish my cat let me hold him like you hold Jef
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Jef's Chinese name is 脇臭
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Jef's Chinese name is 齊天大聖杰弗
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Actually his name is Jefe and he's a proud Mexican keeping law and order out in Coahuila.
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>>5120537
He’s hit or miss when it comes to being held. He’s most tolerant of wearing him like a scarf instead, and first thing in the morning. But he’s cool with being held for short durations.
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>>5120522
he looks like all the mistakes in his life led him to that box
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>>5120537
i wish OP would hold me the way he holds Jef
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>>5120554
Not OP, but I'll hold my cat the way you want OP to hold you like the way OP holds his cat, if that works?
Let me know down in the comments.
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>>5120508
Jef fuckin LOVES car rides
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jef wants to go outside
jef wants to climb trees
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jef wants to go bouldering
jef wants to trek the Empty Quarter
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>>5120583
>He loves it!
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>>5120594
Pic got a genuine kek out of me
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>>5120523
At least now you're adequately packaging Jef orders. Last one I got must have got knocked around too much during shipping, cause he's basically retarded. Is this normal?
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>>5120505
But enough about /dog/
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Jef reminds me of Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-asn6riizg
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>>5120528
>the subtle art of not giving a fuck
Jef was never subtle
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>>5120627
This was really funny
Thanks for sharing
Mind if I send it to my mom?
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>>5120530
big and healthy newborn jef beautiful
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can Jefrey’s middle name be Beautiful?
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>>5120686
Jef's middle name is Danger
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>>5120703
Jef's Chinese middle name is 泥豚
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>>5120710
Jef's Chinese name translates to "soft-eared trickster". OP, ask your wife how to say and get us a translation asap
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>>5120731
I’ll ask her later when she comes home, but there is a phrase in certain parts of China called 耙耳朵 which means “raked ears”, implying that their ears bend easily. It’s used to describe a man who’s whipped by his wife and does everything she tells him to.
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>>5120732
The only person he obeys is cappy. Everyone else is collateral damage.
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>>5120733
Actually it looks like Cappy’s got a bad case of 耙耳朵
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>>5120735
Capy is high up in the pet-mafia underworld, but he's still beholden to those above him.
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>>5120495
Either that car is HUGE, or your wife is 3' tall
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>>5120128
Jef is the antithesis of reddit. He's 4chan through and through
>unruly
>politically incorrect (gets on the countertops)
>ragebaits everyone
>disrespects authority
>can't be censored
>says the n-word
>eats shrimp
>influences culture
>bites the hand that feeds (if the hand points)
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>>5120522
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>>5120759
lmao
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Do you think Tay Tay lurks these threads? She’s a big fan of Scottish Folds.
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>>5120775
untalented uninteresting dumb old woman
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>>5120776
Tay Tay if you’re lurking here even though I don’t like your music, I don’t agree with this Anons sentiment
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>>5120780
Hiiiii it’s me Tay Tay buy my new album!!!
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>>5120793
Jef wake up I need to borrow some money
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>>5120731
耙耳朵的捣蛋鬼

>>5120752
Neither, just the camera angle I guess
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>>5120856
Jef only wants to be in the bowl because Orang is in it
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How do big orange and old orange get along?
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>>5120857
Make a 30 second vid of jef doing naughty things and your wife telling at him in Chinese. Lots of smash cuts and meme-style editing. It'll get 5k views at minimum
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>>5120993
pepper in some still-frame-to-dissolve of jef memes with Chinese gong sfx too
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>>5121010
What is Chinese for
>BRUH
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>>5120904
Mostly fine but sometimes they don’t get along. Old Orang doesn’t like when other cats touch her, even harmless touches. She can’t stand Jefrey but Big Orang is more neutral to her.
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>>5121024
Have you made preparations for when old Orang passes on? ):
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>>5121024
its interesting because you seem to adopt cats. what are each of their origin stories? you found them all as abandoned kittens?
if they dont grow up with their litter it probably makes sense they have social problems
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Jefrey schnitzel
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>>5121037
She’s only 9, she hopefully has at least a few more years left. Her joints are doing MUCH better since we started giving her better supplements.

>>5121047
Jef: My wife found him in a planter outside an animal hospital while walking by late one night. I think you know the story.

Big Orang: One of my wife’s old coworkers found her as a tiny kitten in a parking garage, she just walked right up to (him/her? can’t remember who it was). We ended up taking her in because we were about to upgrade our apartment at the time and had the room for her, and we liked her personality.

Old Orang: We were in a small city outside the one we live in during Chinese new year. This was early 2017. One night we were walking outside together and a janitor lady outside a mall was walking around looking for someone to take this little kitten she found. We stopped to look at it, and she just plopped it into my hands and walked away. Welp, guess I’m a cat owner now.
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>>5121053
Excellent lore. The best cats are the ones you just end up with
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>>5121053
>>5121054
all orphans :(

its also moderately interesting because most gingers are male, but you ended up with two
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>>5121055
*two females
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>>5121055
>>5121056
When I forst got Old Orang, I mistakenly thought all gingers were male, and ended up giving her a male name. So she’s got an unmistakably male name despite being female lol.
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Perhaps you give old orang a bowl of heavy cream? It would be very good for her
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>>5121083
No, but you can give her a teaspoon of natural greek yoghurt if they even sell that in china
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>>5121100
They have it, we eat it from time to time
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>>5121058
tell us their real names you coward
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>>5120759
Last bastion of good OC on /an/

>>5121200
Toasty Jef
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>>5121300
/Jef/ is the only thing keeping this shitty board alive. no joke. and jannies wanna bury the bumps? fuck them. Jef RULES /an/
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>>5121200
sup my silly owl nigga
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>>5121351
I would not be able to resist putting my finger on that paw. and I expect I would be rewarded with a flurry of swipes and bites
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>>5121353
Do you have a laser pointer?
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>>5121372
Yeah I do, but I wasn’t using it at the moment
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>>5121380
How bout jef vs. Laser pointer?
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>>5121394
jef would defeat laser pointer easily
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>>5121397
Jef would be defeated by the laser pointer
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>>5121351
If you put a coin under his paw, will it bring good luck?
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Gonna be traveling for a few days, so I probably won’t get any new Jef pics to post during that time
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>>5121404
toadmaxxed jef
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>>5121415
goblin posture
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Starting tomorrow I’ll be away for the Pixies concert until Friday
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>>5121464
You can't leave Jef all alone! He's gonna be so scared ):
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So OP is some american soi boy with an ugly chink wife living in communist china.
Is in his late 20s, early 30s max.
Goes away "travelling" every month or so.
Has enough money to buy a chinkbox in a highrise in Beijing.

Guess what his job is
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>>5121495
why you so butthurt about it, faggot? gonna cry?
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>>5121404
billions must comfy
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>>5121495
>communist
you incels need to update your worldviews. china is more capitalist than america in many ways.
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>>5120775
Nasim is here in spirit
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/166531964/
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>>5121464
HEY
BEEN TRYIN TO MEET YOU
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>>5121495
And what does that make you? Jef’s breakfast?
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>>5121495
OP is epstein and named his cat after himself?
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Not giving him a (You) but wrong on multiple accounts
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>>5121404
ALL I'M SAYIN, PRETTY CAPY
LA LA LOVE YOU, STILL GOTTA NAPPY
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>>5121673
Family photo uwu
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>>5121673
the condition of his capy reminds me of this
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>>5121751
cappy has been sucked in places i dare not even mention..
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I feel the compulsion to call jef nigger
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>>5121754
Jef says the n word pretty often
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>>5121754
it does seem like the other cats dont relax around him
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It'd be pretty funny if you put some peanut butter on jef's nose
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Will your wife be taking over jef posting duties while you're away? We promise not to trick her into posting feet pics
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>>5121776
I will trick her
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>>5121776
She’s with me, mother in law is watching Jef
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>>5121792
Does mother in law Jef is a troublemaker who reacts negatively to pointy fingers?
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Jef is the Evangelion of the cat genre
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>>5121811
I don’t think she knows, but she’s the type who will probably do it once she sees him making trouble, and she’ll find out
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I’m curious to know which city or province you think Jef is from. I want to know if any of you are onto us.
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>>5121822
Is Jef pretending to be IRON lol he's got the infnity gem on his chest
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>>5121825
That’s his dumbfuck GPS medallion he has to wear in case he escapes again while we’re out of town.
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>>5121827
Oh, neat. What's the precision like on it?
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>>5121828
I’m not sure but the app for it shows him at our house right now so I assume it works well enough. Plus the collar has his name and phone number on it which is super important, especially if someone finds him wandering the hallways of a highrise apartment building
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Is Jef gay?
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>>5121495
First good post ITT
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>>5121831
The Rumor Come Out: Does Jef is Gay?
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>>5121830
That's pretty cool. Hopefully he'll stay put and not get himself into any trouble.
Unless he needs a change of pace, then maybe he can meander over the the pond and watch the ducks : )
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JPS - Jef Positioning System
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>>5121751
That thing is built to be put on the outside of a car, so I’m hoping it’ll last him. Might have to end up patching it up if it ever gets too tattered
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>>5121824
I'm on to you cunt
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>>5121824
Shanghai. All foreigners live in Shanghai.
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>>5121839
just get him chipped bro. it's pretty cheap these days.
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>>5121905
That relies on someone bringing Jef to the jefvet to get jefscanned.
With a JPS (Jef Positioning System) Jef can be jeflocated at any time.
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>>5121905
Few years ago we caught a really friendly cat, took him to the vet to get him checked out.
Their chip reading machine had a dead battery because they basically never use it.
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>>5121907
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>>5121824
>Expansive enough to have a job market, foreign work and good infrastructure but not congested or expensive enough for OP to hate living there
Tianjin
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>>5121824
Jef is from Shenzhen. I can tell by his accent when he meows.
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>>5121495
>>5121832
Samefagging anti cat schizo
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>>5121856
>>5121958
>>5121973
Interesting choices but I won’t confirm or deny them.

>>5121905
Like the other Anon said, that relies on someone bringing him to a vet, which I just can’t imagine anyone bothering to do.
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>>5121976
you brought him to the vet like two weeks ago, you dick
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Anyone else up for fucking OP's wife? Heard she's free-use
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>>5121988
are you the faggot that's all butthurt that OP posts pics of his cat?
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>>5121989
OP's wife is a dude?
what a shame
Guess I'll rape 'em both then
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>>5121978
No, I’m saying someone who found him would have to bring him to the vet, which is less likely to happen than not. Of course I’d do it if I had faith in someone else to bother with that. But a collar with a phone number on it is probably much more reliable.
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>>5121994
There's some good info in the SaveJef discord
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>>5121989
Ignore the anti cat schizo
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>>5121997
can I get a link?
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>>5122025
social.mtdv.me/blog/posts/SaveJefDiscord
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>>5122030
I had no idea there was such a big active community for Jef
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Gonna post some oldies since I ain’t home to get new ones
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I ordered him a harness, so I’ll be taking him out more once I’m back, as long as he tolerates it
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>>5122054
Jef longs to play with the other children. But alas, he is a cat.
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>>5122060
Also like most of the world China isn't making babies
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>>5122045
>I have once again been betrayed by my faustian spirit
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>>5122058
Point it at him instead
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>>5122047
Jef! The water is too deep to swim!
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what if you were to coat your pointing finger in baby oil and insert it into Jef's rectum?
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I'm hacking into the Jef Positioning System (JPS) as we speak and mapping his pacing routes.
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>>5122049
Jef! The water is too deep to swim!
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>>5122131
i need you to map the shortest route from Jef to the shrimp store.
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>>5120594
yup, this one's going in my based compilation
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>>5122150
No it's not. Not for Jef.
Jef is a trained SCUJA diver.
Self Contained Underwater Jef Apparatus
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>>5122131
i need the position of EVERY can of tuna in a 50 km radius
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>>5122053
your wife got drip
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>>5122286
She’s an artsy person, and I dress like a slob most of the time
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>>5122292
I think jef must hold a lot of fingerrage resentment untowards big orang for her lovely, pointed ears.
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>>5122060
the police says Jef is not allowed near children
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>>5122300
OP, would jef be nice to children?
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>>5122301
How small of a child are we talking about? He was afraid of somebody’s toddler that came over, but was OK with a 9 year old.
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>>5122305
I'm not sure thats the question. if he's afraid does he run or fight, same with OK'ness
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Can Jef outrun a small human or are they too swift for his dullard's paws?
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>>5122307
With the toddler his hair went up all over and took cover and kept a watchful eye on them. The older kid he was fine with.
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>>5122310
>what the fuck is that thing
vs
>oh this is just a tiny human
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>>5122053
it's like The Transporter, but your wife is Jason Statham, and Jef is the asian girl
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JEFREY!
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>>5122299
lol I'd believe it
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>>5122299
Big Orang really does have lovely, symmetrical, pointy ears.
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>>5122305
When are you and your wife gonna have some kids? Jef would LOVE to smack them on the nose.
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>>5122325
That’s actually a really solid comparison

>>5122337
We’re millennials, so we’re not having any. Unless an accident happens.
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>>5122341
Oh stop being a fag and have some kids, bitch.
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>>5122342
How many do you have?
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>>5122345
Quit deflecting. Why no kids? You guys don't like to bang or something? What are you some kinda poof?
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not OP but...

>>5122347
>retard who doesnt understand demographics in the world and especially what's going on in china
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>>5122348
China is in the middle of an economic boom. Op and his wife can probably get a shit ton of money in tax credits if they have 5 sons
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jef is afraid of little baby children (cringe)
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>>5122349
Yeah, your assumptions there are wrong on multiple levels
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>>5122350
Jef is a little baby (big and healthy)
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I’ll make a new Jef thread on Friday or Saturday unless someone else wants to make the next one sooner
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>>5122373
The Jef is yours to bare
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>>5122394
Jef is a cat
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An old b-side of Jef pretending the couch cover is hot lava

https://youtu.be/USPopcs569w?si=T5rd1hQ-h7DR_vVw
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>>5122421
forgot pic related
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>>5122422
Jef risks live and limb for just a crumb of a snack.
One wrong move and he'd be singed by the lava.
Like that time Bilbo took the ring to Mount Mordor.
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>>5122426
Jef would run down the side of an erupting volcano if Capy was in trapped inside with a bag of snacks
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>>5122428
"If it's between choosing the save the world and save Capy, I choose to save both!" - Jef
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>>5122428
sorry but no he wouldn't
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>>5122438
Umm, where's the evidence? The video showing this. No, you can't make inferences based on his personality or past behavior. I need proof of this exact scenario happening and what Jef's actions were.
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>>5122422
to be fair, that couch cover DOES look like hot lava
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>>5122395
Wtf since when?
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>>5122438
Jef would die trying to save Capy from the lava.
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>>5122479
August 6, 1998
In an event called The Jefening.
The world has largely been the same since.
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what are the Jef updates?
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>>5122421
Mirin' dat pipa, bruh.
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>>5122421
stupid gay-ass youtube unsubbed me from your channel. had to re-subscribe. i hate jewtube.
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>>5122860
OP here. I’ll make a new thread either later today or tomorrow. I just don’t have anymore new material to make one with, as I’m in the middle of traveling. But I’m heading home tonight.

>>5122864
ty

>>5122867
Jef’s getting shadow banned for saying the n word too often
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>>5122868
how were Pixies? did ur wife like it? did they play the jef song?
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>>5122869
It was an awesome show but unfortunately no Jef song :( and yeah she loved it as did I
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>>5122872
is frank still skinny or his he getting fat again? kim deal still in the band? i loved kim. she was so cute.
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>>5122873
Frank is fat af, Kim hasn’t been in the band in over a decade, it’s some British lady with a pompadour now
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>>5122879
well now i'm sad
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>>5122880
I’m pretty sure that’s Kim’s decision, Frank has always said she’s welcome back at any time, but since he’s a control freak, she wants some creative control that he won’t give to her.
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>>5122881
Burden of being a musical genius. Did he play Los Angeles?
>I WANNA LIVE IN LOS ANGELES
>BUT NOT THE ONE IN LOS ANGELES
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>>5122882
Nah I think that was one of Frank’s solo songs, not Pixies technically. I was a bit bummed because Velouria is one of my favorite songs, and in the middle of it he fucked up his own lyrics, stopped the band and just told everyone to skip straight to Havalina instead of just restarting.

All in all though they sound really good live, but no Caribou, no Jef song, no Wave of Mutilation, it was like PB with no J
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>>5122883
To be fair, they played a show in China. They can't really expect all the Chinese kids to know pixies deep cuts. I'm sure they played the hits and the crowd loved it.
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>>5122886
You’d be surprised, even though they’re not HUGE here, the people who love them REALLY love them. I even saw a 70+ year old crusty ass old lady waiting to get in, she arrived early and was one of the first people in line. The show sold out in less than a minute after it went on sale.
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>>5122888
She was probably 40 when she first started listening to pixies lol
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>>5122894
Older probably, trends used to arrive at least 10 years later than other places
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>>5122899
Glad to see China showing love to pixies. I've loved them since I was like 13
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Now that you and your wife are back at the hotel room, are you gonna do the ol' hehehehehe you know what I'm saying gonna give her the premium pork roast if you catch my drift haha you dig? You two gonna "make a baby kitten"? You guys gonna order ulong-dong? You gonna get bricked up like the great wall? You gonna make her jack your chan?
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>>5122905
Nah we got a long travel day ahead of us
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nigger jefery
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>>5122952
what the h*ck?!
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I've come to a realization about Jef.
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>>5122963
And that is?
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>>5122989
Ah, shoot, I was gonna do a bit but it's been too long and I already forgot what it was.
Sorry, guys, I know I've been letting you down a lot lately. I gotta get my head in the game.
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>>5122998
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I FUCKING LOVE JEFREY
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>>5122983
>my capykmin edit is getting around
waow
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>>5123088
you should make jef one of the pikmin. (jef LOVES capybaras btw)
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>>5123113
I made that in cracked photoshop last year but I dont have the drive to sit at computer anymore so have phone approximation. Yeah I’m drawfag broh. I was surprised to see my capy in the thread randomly
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>>5123150
>>5123150
I need to see copies of this mass printed and taped to walls and telegraph poles all over China, OP.
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>>5123190
I’ll consider something like that but probably not on public areas, the chances of getting in trouble are low but I’ve got too much to lose.

btw guys I’m home but I’m coming down with the flu, full on body aches and shit so once I feel up to it I’ll make the new thread. Jef is fine though and making trouble as always
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>>5123194
omg you have covid and are about to be disappeared
>no of course not, that only happened the first time, and then a couple of times after, but not now
oh right feel better OP
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>>5123150
I immediately thought of jef when I saw your capy/pikmin shoop. You are very talented. Stop denying your talent and create greatness. I'm sick of you doubting yourself.
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>>5123194
U got AIDS at the pixies concert :(
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hentaivirus. OP is kill.
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Where new thread?
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>>5123286
Jef is holding it hostage pending stat shrimp delivery.
We should just do as he says... I don't want anyone to get hurt.
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>>5123497
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