Previously on /jef/ >>5123497Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
jef is satanic
>>5126536he isn’t smart enough to be satanic
Hey, Jef. I visited cool town the other day. Everyone said they missed you and want you to visit again.
>>5126560This hurts the Jef :(
>>5126532You chose well for the tag pic, OP. Hides his true evil nature.
>>5126563O RLY?
>>5126567Yeah, God help anyone who finds him and tries to point at him…
sage
>>5126570>we can't stop here! This is BAT COUNTRY!
Jef appeared to me in a dream, he told me to go to walmart and steal pokemon cards, I had no choice but to obey him.
>>5126564HE LOVES IT!
>>5126531he seems upset about the new ID tag. he knows it'll make it much harder to escape now.
>>5126612Hey, if you don't mind, could you let me know if this holds up in court? I'm workshopping some new DUI defenses.
you should post a Jef video of you and your wife kissing on the lips hahaha gross that would be so nasty i would hate that lol
Did Jef catch the game last night?
>>5126649Dodgers v. Padres? Jef HATES the Dodgers.
>>5126650Wow.Jef with a respectable take for once. Impressive.
>>5126654once i heard Jef say "wow, all this money to buy a perfect team, and they still get their asses handed to them any time they face a team with REAL talent"
What's Shoey up to?
>>5126661Probably listening to NIN - Hurt, sitting on the edge of the apartment roof and watching the Chinese sunset.
>>5126673you ever huffed a shoe and watched the sunset? now THAT's freedom
>>5126675Shoey is the freest man in America
>>5126678Shoey is Chinese
>>5126682Every country in the world belongs to America
>>5126650I can confirm that Jef is a Padres fan
>>5126717WTFWhere did Jef go???
>>5126718
>>5126720Jef is back! Hi Jef!We're happy to see you again.*aggressively points finger at Jef*Don't you ever disappear like that again , you hear me?
>>5126723who scared jemf?
>>5126723>when you pat down your pants and realize your wallet isnt in the back pocket where it normally is
>>5126723Fish head jef
>>5126799Seal jef
>>5126801Kiss from a rose Seal, or the animal?
>>5126805
>>5126806That makes much more sense than the singer
Nothing like cracking open 3-4 beers and reading the Jef thread
>>5126824A jef thread - The Complete Works book is in the works
>>5126828Zesty cat
>>5126824
>>5126824Wasn’t it 1-2 last time? Soon it’ll be an entire 12-18 pack
>>5126830Jef is drunk again. Domestic violence will ensue
>>5126836Jef also engages in international violence.
Jef should beat your wife
in mahjong
and in real life
because the knockoffs are no good, it has to be the original from Hasbro
>>5126731A mosquito
>>5126870That's such a silly pose heheJef is a goofball
>>5126805BAAYYYBAAYYY YOUR LOVE TO IS LIKE A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GRAVEOOOOOOHHHH
>>5126832in a month he'll be saying"nothing like chopping up some rails and reading the Jef thread!"
>>5126873awake, but at what cost?
>>5126870Face downAss upThat's the way Jef likes to ZZZZZZZZ...
>>5126922Jef does not have an "ass"He has a cutie little kitty booty
>>5126799>Count Capula drinks Jef's blood and turns him into a creature of the night
Jef followed me on youtube~
is "dessert rice" a thing over there? i'm watching this dude make "cursed rice" and he said pilk rice is an amazing dessert. you ever add some sweet sauce to rice and serve it with a scoop of ice cream and fresh berries on top? or is my assumption too american?
>>5127045There’s definitely rice-based treats and treats with rice added to it but usually it’s not like some sweet gooey slop added on top of white rice or something. Maybe there’s something like that somewhere else in the country but I’ve never seen anyone eat dessert style rice in my neck of the woods.
>>5127113Stop! Children, what's that sound?Everybody look - what's going down?
>>5127114Jef hates that song
>>5127113he's waiting till the coast is clear to eat some of your wife's plants
