Previously on /jef/ >>5132116Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
On this day 1 year agoAlso, Jefrey’s 2nd birthday is tomorrow. Say something nice about him.
>>5137771I like Jef, we are so much alike, we both started our life in the streets and we both have no balls.
>>5137779What happened to your balls? Were you “experimenting” with a Jack Lalanne’s Power Juicer?
>>5137768I want to touch jef's fat belly
>>5137771Happy pre birthday to that furry little man (he's still a man I think) hope ur doing something kewl for his day
>>5137952man cats can look so judgmental and smug it almost makes you yearn for the simple low confidence of an old orange
>>5137758is jef died?
>>5137771jef is a lovely idiot
>>5137962old orang isn't smug. he's just confident in his abilities.
>>5137974well that smug cat is jef.and old orange is a girl cat with wide eyes.so thanks for your comment
>>5137985give jef a little bit of milk in a bowl
>>5137768jes
>>5137768uncanny jef
>>5138040whoa
happy birthday Jef!
jef is cutehappy birthday jef <3
I love this cat like you wouldn't believe. I hope he's doing good anon.My fold is also doing well. She gets monthly injections to keep her running around without pain. It's sad that what makes them cute also dooms them to pain in later life.
>>5137771something nice about him
OH SHIT IT'S JEF'S MOTHERFUCKIN BIRTHDAY
>>5137771i like your wife's sexy feet. does that count?
>>5138090hi Paul
>>5138078TY Anon>>5138090TY as well Anon>>5138164How old is your fold? When did you start noticing issues? I’m trying to load Jef up with supplements every day just to try and delay that as much as possible. When we got him neutered the vet said his joints were healthy, but that was over a year ago. He’s got no problem running around and jumping like a maniac, but he does NOT like jumping down from stuff. He never has though.>>5138196That counts
>>5138211do you think he doesnt like jumping down because it hurts or hes just spoiled and takes it as an offense that hes allowed on the kitchen table?
>>5138216*not allowed on the kitchen table
>>5138216I’m pretty sure it hurts, because he’s always been weird about jumping down from places he has no problem jumping up to.For ecample, if I catch him on the kitchen counter, I’ll yell at him to get down, he’ll run and jump onto the island, then onto the kitchen table, then onto the chair, then onto the floor. He always takes the easiest route rather than the quickest.
>>5138218maybe he's just a very bad kitty...
>>5138243He is but that’s not the reason
>>5138290belly full of kidney stones
>>5138218Yeah, that's classic Scottish Fold Osteochondrodysplasia behaviour. It's often called staircasing and is highly indicative that he is indeed experiencing SFOCD-related cartilage/joint breakdown. Ask the vet for monthly frunevetmab injections. I don't know what the brand name would be in China. It's a monoclonal antibody specifically designed for feline osteoarthritis. It's not even used for osteochondritis because it's specifically geared towards joint pain rather than floating bits of joint stuff. It acts like natural antibodies to target and neutralize Nerve Growth Factor (NGF), which triggers joint pain. Super safe for long-term use because it gets processed like a protein rather than getting metabolised by the liver and kidneys. Otherwise, the vet might use pentosan polysulfate or polysulfated glycosaminoglycan, which are harsher and metabolised in the organs mentioned as well as the spleen.If the cat develops osteochondritis and needs surgeries to remove detached, floating bone chips and cartilage gunk, frunevetmab might be prescribed as an off-label, preventative medication because those surgeries can lead to accelerated development of arthritis.Anyway, because SFOCD typically requires a multimodal treatment plan, your vet might also suggest gabapentin and/or any of various nsaids, as well as the injections.If he develops exostoses (bone spurs around the ankles), he's going to need surgery to shave them down but the better course of action is to stem it to begin with. Ounce of prevention and all that. Advanced hospital facilities can help prevent them using low-dose palliative radiation therapy. Again, idk about China, but in the western world, LD-PR is expensive. But it works.Happy birthday, Jef. Hope you get some of those treatments. And tuna.
>>5138328Thanks, that’s all good info, but I don’t think he’s at that point yet. He’s always been hesitant to jump down from stuff and always staircases even when he was young. He has no problem jumping up but he sucks at jumping down. His tail is still erect and moves fine, and he still gets the zoomies almost daily. I really hope that he doesn’t get it very bad, but I’ll be keeping my eye out for any signs of pain. I think a vet checkup is in order soon just to be safe. I’m not noticing anything new or different about him but I am impressed with how much energy he still has.
Jef is a slimy Jew
>>5138357please do not to insulting the Jef, de nankius
>>5138357jef would like a word with you
Your cat is not specialThis is obnoxious
Also only a fucking idiot puts this fucking tranny shit on a indoor fucking cat
>>5138397>>5138395Go fuck yourself dave
Based Dave
>>5138395lick my ass and balls, dave. go post in a different thread, faggot.
>>5138350No worries. I'm sorry if I was a bit verbose. Just want to make sure there's no room for misinterpretation. The 2 year mark is right around when a non-mixed fold will develop symptoms and the mutations can progress quite rapidly. He doesn't look non-mixed but ya never know. >>5138401>>5138413>>5138414I was confused for a minute because my name actually is Dave and I was wondering what the hell I did lolI was thinking "Did I make a mistake in my post? Was I too technical? Did I come off like a know-it-all cunt?"
>>5138444I’m pretty sure he’s mixed with a DSH
>>5138500he's mixed with "little dickhead shitfuck syndrome" cause he's such an asshole
>>5138502nah jef’s a nice guy
>>5138505BAD KITTY
Why does this faggot cat have its own general? holy mental illness
>>5138509/an/ is pretty slow. and a lot of the threads are low quality anyway.if you think you can make a better thread do it, or you can just let people enjoy themselves
>>5138509Something about a guy getting enraged at seeing a cat get posted on one of the slowest boards on 4chan and calling it mental illness is hilarious to me. That’s some elite-tier projection, buddy.
>>5138509what thread are you contributing do this dying board?
Jef owes me 5 bucks
>>5138523Jef said he already paid you back
can you bring him to parks instead of post modern chinese brutalism skyscraper construction zones
>>5138547Yeah, I will, but that requires a bit of walking from my place, I’ll have to cram him in the LIVE TOGETHER backpack and walk a bit, and he doesn’t like that thing. These photos were just the roof of the building.
>>5138523that little fuck sold me a bag of shitty weed
>>5138535i kinda wanna hit a sick tail slide on that little quarter pipe over the drain
>>5138540this is actually a really beautiful picture
>>5138554Jef actually did but I didn’t get a picture of it :(
>>5138585A E S T H E T I C
>>5138510>>5138513>>5138521there is an entire other cat general to spam your obsession, this is lunacy compared to how any other board functions. dogfags aren't even this bad here
>>5138090hi paul
>>5138090hi Paul>>5137757Happy late birthday Jef!
>>5138626I already went over this in a past thread. After Jefrey grew up, I asked the thread if I should sunset the threads or move them to the kot general. Almost nobody wanted me to do that. I also dont want to flood the kot general either, that wouldn’t be fair to them, so you’re going to have to deal with Jefrey killing the occasional crustacean thread that nobody has replied to in 3 months. Oh fucking well, you absolute spastic.
>>5138637We love your cast of weird cats, you lovely white pig
>>5138626Be gone from here dogredditor. This is not your land
>>5138640
>>5138626who the fuck asked you?
>>5138645>thoughts inside head: 0
>>5138644>>5138626This is super inorganic and forced. He even tried twice. >>5138397>>5138395>>5138397I have a feeling this is a falseflag so cat schizo can go around shitposting about how “dogredditor” (him) shit up the jef thread that literally everyone leaves alone. We are, of course, speaking of the same console warrior who larped as a zoophile and invited real zoophiles to /an/ to bolster his pet console wars. It’s an incomprehensible indian “izzat” thing. His behavior makes no sense to the triple digit IQ mind. Console war schizo = cat schizo = “dogredditor” = some indian guy who works for sony tech support
>>5138659I think they're all you. >>5138500Yeah, probably. Anyway, it's probably not a bad idea to get a second opinion on his joint health sooner rather than later, just for your own peace of mind. There's really not much of anything OTC you can do for SFOCD-related joint pain so catching it early will maintain a happy, healthy, pain-free Jef.>>5138196idky he bothers to still censor her feet in pics when they're visible in the videos. And now that I've pointed that out, this videos will be erased. Get em while ya can, you freaks.
>>5138676>actually the people who notice its all one guy are all one guySorry raj your attempt at trolling has failed once more. All pet console wars are just one indian.
Ignore dogredditor. Wait for OP to wake to post more Jefnut pics.
>>5138676desu she has weird little sausage toes. 0/10. couldn't fap to that shit if i TRIED
>>5138676Uh oh, brb deleting the jef youtube channel >>5138729I’m gonna tell her you said that
>>5138731urban jef (not street smart))
is this Jef's dad?
>>5138778is that a lynx?
>>5138778That's jef's dad
>>5138778that cat is.... drunk?
>>5138790dead drunk
>>5138778What an absolute unit
New JefThis one’s meant to be viewed as a short though https://youtube.com/shorts/c8liEQawPpA?is=QimovuYd-1Za4tzg
>>5138800Looks like I botched that URL my badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8liEQawPpA
>>5138626>t. gurpreet shitdeep, one man dogcat consolewar
capybara overdose
Is it weird i should tell people that they don't need to masturbate all of the time to the feet of women
>>5138829It’s weird in real life. But on 4chan it isn’t.
Was walking downstairs through the plaza of my old apartment building and I saw this scene. It looks like somebody is really caring for the stray cats.
>>5138849cute!
>>5138078cats can’t have chocolate
>>5138645>Please sir, can I have some more
>>5138918Not with that cattitude.
>>5138849KMITY! :)
>>5138843his little tail looks so elegant and fluffy
>one specific cat requires an entire general to itself because 5 people are obsessed with it notice how not a single other famous pet got this treatment on this board, go to >>5136334
How many of you still enjoy the Jef threads? Reply to this post once if you still want me to continue. That means you too, lurkers.
>>5139030I enjoy them
>>5139030me like jef
>>5139030Me and my wife are fans, but we want more Oranges too. Do the jefposting as long you are enjoying it.
>>5139058More Oranges you say
>>5139030J'aime le Jef.>>5139018Ti veramente odio.
>>5139030I too would like to express my fondness for this particular cat
>>5139030Jef it's the only reason I come here
>>5139018this. buy an ad and go to instagram faggot
>>5139094samefag
>>5139099not everyone is indoctrinated into your cult
>>5139030I've been here since the testicle incident and I don't see myself leaving.
>>5139030A week go I would have said a break wouldn't be a bad thing (say, come back after a month so you have plenty of new pics of Jef), but given how upset it's made the dogredditor ITT I say keep going at full steam because I love watching her kvetch
thinking on it, it is improper for one animal to have an entire general dedicated to itself. this isn't /ang/, it's /an/, >>5139018 is correct this isn't board etiquette.
>>5139114>this isn't board etiquette.Neither is screeching about cats and nursing multiple threads about screeching about cats but nonetheless they're still up. Point is, until the jannies take it down this thread is perfectly fine.
>>5139061he's got some cake icing on his nose
>>5139118who is screeching about cats? sorry you're upset people are pointing out the bizarre existence of this thread. I love cats, but this has gone on long enough.
>dogfucker found the threadwelp might as well go on a hiatus OP. she's just going to trash this thread and continuously reply to herself if she gets no attention (see the last 3 posts which were all her). was good while it lasted.
>>5139030I do. I don't even like cats but this cunt is cute. >>5138678Yes. And that Indian is you (him). I'm sorry you (he) had to find out this way, my dissociative personality suffering friend/s. Why else would you (he) call attention to him (yourself) without any other useful, interesting or even relevant input? Meanwhile, I've posted >>5138328, >>5138444 and >>5138676. If it really isn't you (it is though), just call him (yourself) a retard and keep it moving. You don't need to constantly call attention to him (yourself) unless your goal is to further these "console wars" you (he) are bitching about by constantly calling attention to them. We have eyes. We can read. We can see his (your) posts just as well as you (he) can and don't need them pointed out. So just STFU and he (you) will go away. I've no more to say to you (him) about the subject. Just shut up and leave, both of you (just you, cuz there's only one).Goodbye (badbye).
>>5139030Truly, a despicable scheme to get me out of lurking. But I appreciate and his antics Jef that much. Plus, OP seems like a swell fella, despite his tendency to stroll through Chinese liminal spaces.
>>5139161>whines to get his critic banned>epic fail: anti-jef console war posts stay up, pro-jef anti-consolewar posts disappearIf this isnt confirmation /an/ moderation is as corrupt as it was when bugguy was a mod and snapshot was a janny, what is?You will now whine directly to mods on IRC to get this post deleted too, dogfucker
>>5139183You're really, really stupid.
OP here. As I explained previously, the reason I make /jef/ is because I don’t want to flood the kot thread and filibuster it. I’ve also seen multiple people say they wouldn’t bother going to /kot/ to see him. This board is also extremely slow and the opportunity cost is low. If /jef/ disappears, what would fill up the space left by it? Some random thread about tree moss that barely anyone replies to and falls off page 15 after 6 months? He grew up on this board and we all watched him grow from an aylium babby with toiletbrush bristle hair into a capybara plush obsessed, finger-point-hating weirdo. I don’t make these threads because I want him to be famous, or that I want attention, if I did I would just put him on instagram. Nobody’s getting famous through /an/, I assure you. I do it because there are people who have been around since I first posted him 2 years ago, back when nobody was sure if he was a Scottish fold, who are still invested in the lore. Anyway, it seems the people who want me to stick around far outweigh the butthurt ones, so it’s gonna take an act of jannies to make me stop.
>>5139195>butthurt onesOne. Singular. And he's very, very stupid.
>>5139201He can’t be that stupid if he manipulated a janny, or 4chans report handling system, into deleting the posts warning us about his antics.
>>5139030>>5139195I've been a lurker since day one. I check /jef/ at least once a day. Catching up on how the gremlin is doing is part of my "wind down" routine before bed.If someone wants to take /jef/ down, I say we go to break all their expensive potted plants.
>>5139195May the enemies of Jef be made to eat nothing but Bitter Melon.
>>5139202Whatever. Can we stop giving him attention now?>>5139204>I've been a lurker since day oneMe too.>>5139196KITTY KITTY KITTY
>>5139210I like bitter melon. My wife and son think I'm insane. Wife says it tastes like "touching your tongue to a smoke alarm battery".
>>5139212your wife obviously had a very adventurous childhood
>>5139212I like it as long as it’s cooked
>>5139218go cook your own ass, Jef
whos worse the rebbitor spamming jef or the guy last year who forced this meme all over the board?
>>5139237>>5139230Peopre rike you dont make it rong under CCP rure.
>>5139237You.
>>5139237get a cat more interesting than Jef, and we'll all come to your thread.
its not even just jef. its his interactions with other orange female cats. who are just as eccentric. its like meerkat manor
I wonder why he’s so obsessed. Maybe he secretly likes Jef and is angry about it. Why else would he waste his time here?
total jef death
Classic Jef palette cleanser because I’m not at home right now
>>5139161Haha, I'm not reading that
Please keep the jef coming! Never posted before but this lil adventure has become part of my daily life, instead of doomscrolling I'm looking for jef updates. Thank you for sharing the joy with us!
>>5139296I had no idea this many people followed him here desu, I thought it was just like 3-5. I’m glad he’s stopping you from doomscrolling.
>>5139300The look of superiority
>>5139030Ignore the samefagging anti cat schizo, OP
Walked by the planter where Jef was found today. Here it is.
>>5139322I don't remember: did you look around for momma cat or any siblings?
>>5139277>excuse me Jef, does this smell like chloroform to you?
>>5139275Capy is telling Jef a bedtime story
>>5139334My wife was walking by with her friend in the middle of the night. They didn’t see any other cats. Just Jef meowing. They did check though. Only him from what they could see.
>>5139322the legendary ground zero
>>5139300I would comment more if it wasn't so annoying. I've been following every thread since day 1 and sharing his adventures with people. Again thanks for taking good care of the lil rascal and don't let the fucktards here get in the way of jef <3
>>5139337>hey Jef, did you happen to spill cleaning chemicals?
>>5139411
>>5139446I feel judged.
>>5139461You should.
>>5137771Really? No one said it? Guess I'll say it: Capy birthday, Jef!>>5139030I do, I do.
>>5139469Capybarathday would've been better.
>>5139430>jef drinks a glowstick
>>5139446if you cuddle big orange in front of jef does he get jealous?
>>5139474Yeah, they all get jealous of each other when they see another one getting more attention than the other, except for Old Orange, she just wants to be left alone. Personality of an anxious deer.
I know people want me to bring him somewhere else for a change but I just don’t have time today
Jef, we can’t stop now, this is bat country
Was surprised by how brave he was here, wanting to go inside this stranger’s unit when she was talking on the phone really loudly
gotta go fast
>>5139479China is not the country to huff ether
>>5139475Old Orang is the main character
>>5139493hell yeah! naked Jef
>>5139483are the strangers nice to jef?
>>5139478why is that door so evil looking? like, you have to find the pieces to solve a puzzle and then chant a spell in mongolian throat singing for it to open.
>>5139506a thousand damned souls are trapped behind the door. in mandarin it says>STOP>DON'T FUCK AROUND>DEAD NIGGAS LIVE IN HERE
>>5139505I usually don’t put him in a position where he interacts with strangers. Female voices he seems to not be afraid of, but if he hears a man’s voice echoing down the hallway he will try to run. He just needs to get used to it again. When he was young he wasn’t really afraid of being in public. He’s already starting to soften up again, so I will start putting him in those situations again slowly. He’s not even afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
>>5139511>He’s not even afraid of the vacuum cleaner.suck his tail up with the vacuum hose lol
>>5139506>he doesn't know
>>5139478Huh, do people really keep their New Years ornaments up the entire year?
>>5139588It’s like Christmas lights, some people are lazy and just leave em up
>>5139506Trust me, that’s the most normal looking door to someone’s apartment you can possibly find here
>>5139446gang shit
>>5139322Need to make a small shrine honoring the event.
>>5139625top looks like Chernobyl and the interior like silent hill 4, what's the outside like, full of zombies?
>>5139722Yes. Chinese people.
>>5139601dreaming of hatecrimes
>>5139272Raising Jeff on the best talk show
>>5139446straight outta catton
>>5139769jef has very healthy teeth. you have very freaky hands. the fuck is wrong with you? put a damn glove on.
>>5139272does anyone have the ability to edit Jef into a Space Ghost interview? that would fuckin' rule.
>>5139826>Zorak, why do you think Jef here has such a penchant for running away?>...I don't care
So Jef, what's with the action figure?>Action figure?
>>5139833JEJ
>>5139833holy fugg /jef/ proves to be supreme yet again
>>5139759jef or capy?
>>5139855not sure where the capy slander came from. Jef siphons and corrupts capy's fountain of energy
>>5139861capy was in the bush in de'nang before you were a twinkle in your dad's eye, kid.
>>5139864i know more about capy than you even
>>5139865suck this
>>5139867nearly drowned in 3 inches of water at the penguin exhibit
>>5139891what do you think Jef's paws taste like? haha!
>>5140009prolly salty LOL
>>5140055how soft is jef's fur?
>>5140070soft like used hypodermic needles
>>5140070I’d say softer than average around the head and belly area, the back area is more like a regular DSH cat.
>>5140129The kind of comfy only a creature with no responsibilities can achieve
>>5140129b
OP, as an average white neet how do I score a rich ugly chinese wife that I can live off of and spend my days vicariously attentionwhoring on 4chan through some rat that I found out on the street, like yourself?
>>5140180>and spend my days vicariously attentionwhoring on 4chanYou're doing that fine as is. Jealousy's a terrible thing to have.
can Jef achieve this naty?
>>5140183>JealousyNo, that's envy. Jealousy is the fear or anxiety of losing what you already possess to someone else, usually a rival. Envy is desiring what someone else has. He literally asked now to be like OP because he wants what he has. That's envy.Think of it like this: if your wife gets flirted with by a better looking man, you're jealous because you worry you'll lose her. If you want that man's good looks, you're envious because you want what you lack and he has.Common usage has merged the two into synonyms but they're not the same thing.
I’m not sure who hurt him but he’s obviously in a lot of pain to be lashing out here of all places. He says those things like I should somehow be ashamed of myself for being happy. Sad!>>5140208Probably not without gear unfortunately, Jef just isn’t genetically gifted enough
Peek-a-boo Capyhttps://youtu.be/dDLPKiNX2iI
>>5140180you come across as a faggot
>>5140305That's the copybara, isn't it, rather than the capybara. He seems too disinterested for it to be the real deal
>>5140315No it’s the real one, he was just extremely confused
>>5140316how can you blame him? Capy was just disappearing and reappearing at random. Jef was bamboozled and terrified.
>>5140324Jef is always bamboozled when Capy comes to life
Exploring liminal spaces with Jefhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z0dHy6MkUYI’ve been meaning to take him outdoors but it’s deep into the 30s today and don’t want to overheat him.
>>5140336idk I always thought he was a pretty cool cat
>>5140180Seething anti cat schizo
>>5140336a liminal space horror game where you play as Jef lost in the aparment complex would be so scary
>>5140350he eepy
This is how hot it was today
>>5140358Jef, my beloved....
If I saw this little shitter IRL I'd curbstomp his face
>>5138778this is one of the weirdest cats i've eve seen
>>5139030I forget about these threads from time to time but I greatly appreciate them when I do come around the boardIf the platypus schizo gets to have his thread, then ol' jeffy boy deserves his
>>5140316jefrey struggle with object permanence
>>5140336AHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANEHELP ME JEFREY
>>5140336he has a very active tail
>>5139018seconded. get this stupid reddit cat out of my sight.
>>5139018Longcat got a sticky.
>>5140401that's only because your skin is the color of poop.>>5140454gonna cry, faggot? huh? you gonna cry and pee because a guy is posting pictures of his cat on an otherwise DEAD board? does that make your lil peepee hurt? huh? you angry? you heckin mad? do something about it, bitch. i'll wait. what are you gonna do about it? oh yeah-NOTHING. faggot.
>>5140358get Jef some ice cubes, STAT
>>5140336Well that's seizure inducing
>>5140502i still think it'd be funny if you blocked out jef's feet in any pic your wife is in
>>5140334what does the sign say? i think it says "NO JEF ZONE"
>>5139030this is the first time ive heard of jef but i would still be very sad if there was no more of him
>>5138090Hi Paul
>>5139030literally the best thing to happen to this board. what else are we gonna do? talk about elephants? fuck them.
>>5140578me too
>>5140581I got nothing against elephants, I like them too
In the hotel lobby he ran off to when he made his escape
>>5140582i want to scratch his little belly so bad
imagine stuffing jefreddit in a bag and throwing him into a waterfall
>>5140613
>>5140596Same
>>5140624>Comfy. Unbothered. At his own pace.
>>5140576Close, but actually it says No Jefs Allowed
WE love jef
>>5140401what's wrong with you man? why you gotta be so hateful?
>>5140582>draw me like one of your japanese catgirls
>>5140620jef doesen't approve of all the trash in his apartment building
i would be very sad if jef stopped posting....
Looks like this one hit the image limit, so I’ll try to make a new thread tomorrow
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