Previously on /jef/ >>5140947Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5147142>>5147143Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the head
where the shoe sniffer at
>>5147172in your ass faget
>>5147143
>>5147144POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER
>>5147149don't choke the jemf
>>5147172Shoey is back in rehab (again)
>>5147148patriotic Jef rising the flag
old
>>5147172He’s probably dreaming of a nice pair of Crocs, or maybe a pair of python boots to huff
>>5147400Jef, my beloved
>>5147406so you walk jef around the building every day? do the tenants think you're the weird cat guy?
>>5147457People walk cats (and birds) in China all the time.
>>5147504Whats the deal with china
>>5147457I usually walk him early in the morning before many people are up, so I don’t think many people have seen me walking him
I’m going to be in Chongqing over the weekend so I won’t be around for new Jefs, but I’ll post any my wife sends
>>5147524Chongqing is the largest municipality in inland china
>>5147525does he carry cappy softly or is he just biting the shit out of him?
>>5147524Tell us if you meet the Trump impersonator
>>5147531Hard to tell, I think no harder than he needs to>>5147532I will >>5147530Yes it is
>>5147536are you going for business or prostitutes?
>>5147549I’ve never been there and hear good things, so I’m just YOLO’ing without much plan
>>5147552good things about business or prostitutes? just kiddingwill your wife be taking over walking duties? are you solo traveling? oh hey cool, I've seen their waterfront before
>>5147554oops, pic related
>>5147554Just going solo. Wife will have to deal with him alone for a few days of course. I didn’t do a ton of research before going. Just going to wing it.
>>5147524Is Chongqing pronounced CHONG CHING?
>>5147557i thing it's more like szhong-ching
>>5147557Basically yes. But the Q sound is pronounced with the tongue more toward the front of the mouth and touching the roof of the mouth.
>>5147567I think you raise a great point. which language users are the best at fellatio. very philosophical
>>5147567don't act like you speak chinese, bitch. you've watched like 3 xioma videos and now you think you're hot shit.
>>5147568i don't think chinese women would be that good at glucking. idk. just doesn't seem in character. never been with one, but they don't strike me as throat-goats. latinas on the other hand? brother.... Mariana could suck the sorrow off of a recent widow.
>>5147574I could see spanish or portuguese being the good languages. maybe its all about rolling that r?
>>5147575yep. i think it's those throaty trilled "r"s
>>5147573You’re right, sorry sir. But that xiaoma guy I can’t stand. I hate content based on one’s own narcissism, which is what that douchebag makes. >omg a white guy orders food at a Chinese restaurant in Chinese and the owners are in DISBELIEF btw if you can’t speak that amount of Chinese here you’re basically fucked, most foreigners can speak at least limited Chinese, it’s not impossible. I failed at Japanese when I tried but Chinese was more intuitive to me for some reason. Am I fluent? No, I hit a plateau, but I have no problem functioning here.
>>5147577>let's say: you and the mrs are getting a little nastydo you dirty talk to the wife in english or chinese? if you do it in chinese, do you affect a hong-kong accent?
>>5147518白色的幽灵与猫
>>5147577ignore everyone else OP. I think its cool that you have a wife and career in a foreign nation
>>5147581his career is having sex with prostitutes
>>5147582just because you cant have sex with women without paying doesnt mean other people cant get laid
>>5147584you always pay for sex, fren. one way or another...
>>5147585so whats your point? unless your point is you dont have sex?
>>5147586i had sex with your dad last night faget
>>5147587sore butthole huh? whatever, I just want cute ginger cat pictures
>>5147588jef isn't ginger. he's BAD KITTY-colored
>>5147590He’s a melted orange creamsicle
does Jef meow in a Chinese accent?
>look mom i posted it again
>>5147610>see ya later fuckers
>>5147602That's some good looking broth
>>5147609The humble coal miner
got any new Jef's Bazaar pics?
>>5147847I will tomorrow
>>5147854you need to order >small red curtain>small red pillow>small cat-sized fez hat>LED lights to put around the Bazaarmaybe $30 in temu purchases. then Jef's bazaar will be complete
>>5147922Getting him to stay in that position will be impossible
>>5147953they like hanging out in the cabinet anyways. just thumbtack a little curtain over it, put some LED strips in it, and put a pillow in there. the cats will go apeshit. getting jef to pose with new items and a fez hat will be the hard part.
>>5147958Knowing Jef, he just doesn’t cooperate, he won’t even get off the table when you tell him to
>>5147960jef doesn't view you as the alpha cat. you've gotta start biting his ears and shit
>>5147964I just don’t think he would ever accept someone else as being the alpha cat without getting serious damage inflicted upon him.
>>5147965put him in a pillowcase and spin him around whilst calling him the n-word. that works for my cat
>>5147968
>>5147971jef does have a pretty cool forehead pattern for a little shithead.
>>5147966>You have startled the Jef!
>>5147970
>>5147976Honestly he probably would wear it if he knew how mad it would make people
>>5147990if he was dark orange and black, he'd be the spitting image of garfield
>>5148002are you calling him fat?
>>5147139is he vampire??
>>5147141Gremlin kot
>>5148018he comfy
>>5147990woah! I had no idea he had such a fluffy tail, the other pics don't make him justice
>>5148139take your meds, schizo
>>5148151No, all politicians diddle little kids and miggers defend it.
>>5148237So go do something besides pestering a cat thread
>>5148245take Jef to a gym, I want to see him running on a treadmill
>>5148260That's nice. Still not addressing what I'm telling you to. Very feminine. You'll do well as a girl.
>>5148262Schizophrenic
>>5148263Being unable to stay on topic is a sign of that, yes. Glad you were able to self diagnose before your bottom surgery. Don't put off that mammogram!
>>5148139>>5148264>start shit, get btfo, play victim while incessantly bringing up hyper specific tranniespeak gweilo
You guys are mentally ill. Seek help. This is not /pol/.
>>5148269That's nice, sweetie. Irrelevant, categorically false and extremely effeminate, but nice. : )Would you like a jelly bean?
>>5148253>>5148255>>5148259>>5148260>>5148262>>5148264>>5148269>>5148271off topic replies. i've gotta do what i've gotta do. this thread is for /jef/. take your faggotry to /pol/ see ya in 3 days.
these retards have JDS (jef derrangement syndrome). incurable. VERY SAD! many such cases!
stupid fucking redditcat die already
>that pic How is Jeff doing? Is he okay?
>>5148293>>5148295Jef is doing just fine
>>5148297As it should be
mmm bbq
>>5148297Okay good. Thank you
/jef/ - A Trip to the Roofhttps://youtu.be/xTuzeOcyPSA?is=-V_C_k4RGWqyX0Cc
Jef explores hotel hallway. 1:05 is the same couch he was found laying under after he escaped a few months ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM5dkgMNe9M
>>5148434>>5148436>tail flicking constantly>airplane ears oftenis jef always mad?what is his fucking problem???
>>5148437He’s just got sensory overload, not mad
>>5148449Displeasing low quality boxesYet mango is a sacred gift from Chairman Mao so Jef had to acknowledge them
>>5148454lol
>>5148451what happens when you guys turn a corner and a person surprises little jef
>>5148457He gets startled and tries to pull away on the leash and run away, but I’ve been making a habit of reassuring him that it’s OK and petting him, and he calms down pretty fast
>>5148458KWASC (kek what a scaredy cat)
>>5148463IKR (i know right?)
why do jeets hate our jef so much?
Jef asking to go for a walkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1Mpr66CtQ
>>5148712li'l monkey fella
>>5148694tell him no.
>>5148712JEF THERE'S AN IMPOSTOR RIGHT BEHIND YOU
can you post the original jef's bazaar pic? the one where your wife's green mouse gave the cupboard a cool LED hue?
>>5148896
>>5148903>may i interest you in my wares, kind stranger?
>>5148958Draw me like one of your French girls ass pose
take Jef to the park, I miss him traveling in his weird backpack
>>5148959do the thing where you flip his ear backwards lol. that'll show that idiot who's boss.
>>5148903Green bean
>>5149043Me too. I’m just trying to get him more and more comfortable with being out again first.
>>5149341what's the most treats jef has ever eaten in a day
>>5149344about tree fiddy
>>5149341You're a fucking faggot, where do you live cunt I'm gonna heem you
>>5149417
>>5149417that kind of talk isn't accepted on /jef/
>>5148903I like when he has the floppy ears
>>5149463put human socks on jef's feet. he'll look so ridiculous.
nothing like cracking 30 beers and reading the Jef thread
>>5149624nothing like smoking 30 shards out of a lightbulb and reading the jef thread
>>5149637GET OFF THE TABLE JEF
give jef a piece of salmon
>>5149637jef, may i have some oats, brother?
give jef a piece of pork
give jef a piece of your mind
>>5149760>mmffphhh
>>5149775your wife has bruise. you beat wife?
>>5149804Play with fire you get burned
>>5149884>jef doing what OP is too cowardly to do
>>5149775>HELP! she's snoring again!
>>5149927>>5149928>>5149929this is very spooky. DON'T GO IN JEF! THERE'S GHOSTS!
Be sure to cast your vote for /jef/ over in the /an/lympics thread>>5149963>>5149963>>5149963
>>5150036>>5150036lmao
Jef is facing raccoons in round 1Thats a tough draw, raccs are very popular and even had a recent meme animal I voted Jefrey though of course
>>5150036a vote for jef is a vote for tuna!
i talked to OP last night and he said EVERY vote for jef = 1 can of tuna. he promised. tell 'em, OP
Jef patriots standing back and standing by
Jef on his morning victory lap
>disdain for wageslaves
>>5150268well well well, look who is behind that post
Hello internet, I want to talk about a mentally ill person who killed their cat and dog. We know where they live and who they are. Please help us make them repent for killing the cats and dogs.
>>5150300Excellent
>>5150319Huh, people just leave their chilis to dry on the roof?
>>5150322Yeah, isn’t it the damndest thing?
>>5150263GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE JEF
>>5150329Every walk, he has to go there to that spot and jump up there and cliffhanger on that windowsill. Why? don’t know. I doubt even he knows. He probably just thinks to himself, oh, I’m here, it’s time to do the thing
you know what to do jefbros>>5150335>>5150335>>5150335
Actually a fairly close contest with the raccoons but picher plant hasnt got a prayer
>>5150350don’t jinx it man
it's weird to me that old orang and big orang and shoey have actual names.
>>5150399Do you want to know their real names or would it ruin it for you?
>>5150400it would ruin it for me
>>5150401NOT THE KEKPACK
>>5150405fraid so
>>5150409jef is so pretty
Orange 4chan catThrough the green grass creeps, his earsfolded, summer heat
>>5150341jef is an assman
Jef started getting overheated, so I had to cut the adventure short. Might have to wait until fall when it cools down.
>>5150435How hot is it there? Over 100F in my local hellhole
>>5150437Without saying it in a way that can dox my location, I’ll say it’s somewhere between 30-35C (86-95F)
>>5150439we're in the middle of forest fire season right now. the AQI is 222. not even joking. it's fuckin' terrible.
>>5150439I cant believe they have weather in china crazy
>>5150449You must be in the PNW
>>5150455yea
>>5150459feed jef some spaghetti
just another reminder to vote in round 2 if you haven’t already>>5150335>>5150335>>5150335>>5150464jef doesn’t like noodles unfortunately
>>5150480Ma-jef-tic
>>5150409>female Jefher pronouns are Je/Jef/jee
>>5150548He's plotting something evil
>>5150558Duh. He's going to bop old orange and big orange
>>5150480you should have used >>5147976as the jef pic for voting. he would have won already
>>5150548give him some salami
>>5150605I wasn’t the one who nominated him, someone else did, and that picture is newer than the nomination anyway
>>5150757I nominated him, I just used whatever pic I had on me. Didn't know they'd use the same pic throughout the tournament or I'd've picked a better one.
>>5150778shoulda used the pic of him staring at his own disconnected balls lmaothat was so fucking brutal
>>5150778we've got like 20 non-AI jef memes. you pick a REGULAR jef pic?
>>5150757that's a BIG capy! where did you get it? does jef love him??
>>5150778honestly it’s one of the better memes of him, so no harm no foul >>5150783I did post pics of it almost 2 years ago, he was interested in it initially, but lost interest pretty quick. He only likes the OG Capy.Also as a reminder everyone, round 3 just started, you know what to do>>5150784>>5150784>>5150784
>>5150789someone photoshop a VOTE FOR JEF lapel pin
let's get to work, boys!
>>5150781the wanted poster is top 10 of all time
Wanted to post this one for the longest time but kept deciding against it, but decided to censor identities instead. Here’s Jef in late 2024 dabbing on a meeting of emergency response workers
>>5150822jef wants to be part of the fire department. he would be a great mascot.
>Jefrey Juandices are so weak they have to run with their tails between their legs to rally supportYup, another freebie win for #FlowerPower We'll make sure to bring you up at finals after we take home the crown.
>>5150836flowers aren't even a fuckin' animal, you dick.
>>5150836>jefrey jaundices
>>5150836I literally eat your seeds in my salads
Just a friendly reminder to go vote in round 3 of the /an/lympics if you haven’t already>>5150784>>5150784>>5150784
>>5150917I ain't voting for that faggot
>>5150889Ah someone ended up in gravity jail
>>5150889kek what are you gonna do now, you little SHIT!?
Jefbros we got too cocky
>>5151122THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS RIGGED. I'M ABOUT TO CRASH OUT
if Jef loses, he's gonna become even MORE racist. make my words, julian.
Yeah that was pretty obvious what happened, if animalfucker gives it a pass, nothing we can do. I’m just out walking Jef right now.
>>5151154JEF IS FUCKIN PISSED
>>5151162Well, getting knocked out before the elite 8 gives him another chance next year at least
>>5151167JEF IS GONNA JUMP ON EVERY FUCKIN' TABLE TONIGHT
>>5151154Blatant rigging Infantino styleFuck it
yeah not gonna whinge about it cause it's just a silly poll but the votes outta nowhere for that was pretty blatant
>>5151289It’s 4chan. Of course it was gonna happen. I’m just surprised that he wasn’t knocked off in the first round. You can still vote in round 4, even if Jef isn’t in it
>>5151295Looking at the thread it's p obvious one of the board schizos got involvedhe probably just didn't pay much attention to earlier polls, or wasn't expecting that jef has pretty sizeable organic demand here
if it was shoey in the poll instead of jef, no rigging could've stopped his ascension to victory
>>5151297I’ve been on 4chan for 20 years, I knew it was a matter of when, not if.
>>5151302Nominate him next year
>>5150836I... underestimated Flower PowerI kneel
Even though Jef is out of the running, please be sure to do your civic duty and make your voices heard in round 4! >>5151296>>5151296>>5151296
This is a god damn conspiracy enacted by rude contrarians
>>5151355i made this jemf meme in ms paint!
>>5151356now it’s your turn to be the rude contrarian
>>5151363IS THAT TUNA?!
>>5151363It’s this chinese cat food I just got for him. It’s chicken-based, not tuna, because Jef is more of a poultry guy, aside from shrimp. He fucking loves it.
>>5151364forgot pic
>>5151367FOOD TANK
>>5151355Did you tell jef he got btfo by a sunflower?
>>5151361bretty gud meme
Looks like we’re at the limit so I’ll make a new one later
>>5151384Your jef catgirl sketches were awesome. Do more. Maybe depicting jef and capy first meeting back in 'nam
>>5151366>chinese cat food I just got for himIt's unironically probably 90% cat meat. You sick fuck. You've turned Jef into a monster!
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