>Cody Rhodes (w/ Arn Anderson) & Lee Johnson vs. “Pretty” Peter Avalon & Cezar Bononi>PAC vs. “Hollywood Hunk” Ryan Nemeth>Chris Jericho & MJF (w/ Wardlow) vs. The Acclaimed>Tony Schiavone Interviews Sting>AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator Tournament (First Round): Legit Leyla Hirsch vs. Thunder Rosa>AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator Tournament (First Round): Legit Leyla Hirsch vs. Thunder RosaAEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator Tournament (First Round): Legit Leyla Hirsch vs. Thunder Rosa>TNT Championship Match: Darby Allin (c) vs. “The Bad Boy” Joey Janela>TNT Championship Match: Darby Allin (c) vs. “The Bad Boy” Joey Janela>Falls Count Anywhere Tag Team Match: AEW World Champion Kenny Omega (w/ Don Callis) & KENTA vs. IWGP United States Champion Jon Moxley & “The Murderhawk Monster” Lance Archer
>>12948512Fuck it man let's just roll with it and put this thread on /asp/ botchamania
Shit card but the main event should be based
>>12948506This state of this thread is fitting for the promotion it's about.
>>12948506>hotshotting the thread 10 hours before the show startsTrannies once again hit a new low.
>>12948506Also the pic makes me think it's the daily Fuck You Edrone thread and I almost skipped it.>>12948553lol NXT thread was made several hours ago, and beyond that, caring about thread counts at all, holy fuck
The show isnt on until 9 hours and 35 mins. How desperate for gamethread numbers are you?
>>12948506Kek what a shit thread, get in here >>12948537
>>12948568About an hour and a half less desperate than NXT, which struggles to beat AEW Dark threads: >>>12947977
Me when I see Kenny Omegahttps://youtu.be/BBdp7EN34-Q
Watch NXT.
>>12948598No fucking shit it's because you redditor tourists fucking come in every AEW show to spam your threads because if you say a no no word on yummy reddit you'll get banned and you wouldn't want that would you? Fucking reddit scum.
>>12948506>Lee Johnson vs. “Pretty” Peter Avalon & Cezar Bononiliterally who are these people?
>>12948646R/Scjerk is an insignificant Reddit board that lives rent free in your head, r/AEW is more powerful than it
>>12948541>main event is a NJPW piss break match
>>12948638getting this mad about thread counts in a fake war over fake fighting federations, holy fuck you need something real to care about in your life, this isn't it kid.
>>12948598I dont watch NXT or AEW so I dont care. You do though
>>12948646>If anything, Reddit is WWE territory.AEW was voted the best promotion by the actual wrestling reddit. Not the one frequented by 5 people.
>>12948638Seething
>>12948638>>12948703This fucking kid is at home with a mouth full of tendies slamming his keyboard and throwing his own shit at the wall. Hope his mom comes and gives him his tranquilizer before he bursts a blood vessel. Holy fucking seethe. And he doesn't care about NXT or AEW either, btw.
>>12948706Trannies have always ignored this when it is posted even though they spammed the 2019 one for so long.
>>12948729>with a mouth full of tendiesBased reddit election tourist. Shadilay my fellow kekistani!
>>12948653Avalon wrestled Cody on Dynamite the other week.Lee is Cody's young boyCezar is an ex-NXT prospect. A tall Brazilian guy with a good look, seemed like a decent prospect, so naturally WWE never did anything with him.
Not really interested in this or NXT tonight.
Did you have a stroke making the post or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxBvL88SkR4
>>12948796I glanced at it but didn't read and was like 'fuck there are a lot of matches', then I actually read it, lol. Will check out The Acclaimed, the Sting interviee just to see wtf stupid shit he says this time, and the Kenta main event.
>>12948706>trannies are ignoring it againAEW is the reddit promotion
>>12948825>>12948706
>>12948809Main and TNT matches look good though. Rosa Hirsch should be decent, Leyla is kind of boring and tiny but has skills. Could do without mini Zigg but Pac is dimes. Nightmare family match will be my piss break (sorry Pretty Peter).
hyped for the main event
>>12948909Mommy
Damn it feels good to be Elite™
Was this week's ep taped?
Sorry lads I got a girl coming over tonight who is going to do fuck my brains out all night so I'm missing this one.I'll be thinking you of you all night though PPA
>>12948956I hope she fucks as good as you speak English :)
>>12948949Hope not I want to see Joey Janella suffer a career and possibly life threatening injury live on television
>>12948506>Cody Rhodes (w/ Arn Anderson) & Lee Johnson vs. “Pretty” Peter Avalon & Cezar BononiWtf? This literally sounds like a match for Dark>PAC vs. “Hollywood Hunk” Ryan NemethThey're seriously bringing Dolphs shitter of a brother back after he somehow managed to make Hangman of all people look bad>Chris Jericho & MJF (w/ Wardlow) vs. The AcclaimedMight be a good prematch promo in there but otherwise why are they doing this?>Tony Schiavone Interviews StingDon't they pretty much do this every week?>AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator Tournament (First Round): Legit Leyla Hirsch vs. Thunder RosaMite b good>TNT Championship Match: Darby Allin (c) vs. “The Bad Boy” Joey JanelaWhy is Jelly Nutella getting a title shot of any kind?>Falls Count Anywhere Tag Team Match: AEW World Champion Kenny Omega (w/ Don Callis) & KENTA vs. IWGP United States Champion Jon Moxley & “The Murderhawk Monster” Lance ArcherOkay, this should be goodMostly skipable episode tonight.
>>12949062>Might be a good prematch promo in there but otherwise why are they doing this?Jericho & MJF have a Tag Team Title match @ Revolution>Why is Jelly Nutella getting a title shot of any kind?It's a TV Title and Darby wants to whoop his ass
>>12949062>Wtf? This literally sounds like a match for DarkTo give lee johnson and cezar a bump from dark. Johnson is one of their best workers at 22 and cezar is one of the biggest members of the roster.
>>12948638>Be an E-drone. >Hate watch WWE for 2 decades. >Develop both sunken cost fallacy and battered wife syndrome. >AEW becomes a thing>People on my Cambodian finger painting forum actually enjoy watching it.>This triggers my OCD as everyone knows you don't enjoy watching your wrestling product, you must hatewatch it in the vain hope that it will get better. >Get triggered so hard, I go to reddit to recruit redditors to help me screech at AEW fans STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!>Redditors bring their LE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT culture and memes. >Continue to hatewatch my product, screech at wrestling fanbases who enjoy theirs, and loudly complain WHY IS THIS BOARD SO REDDIT NOW???
>>12949223go back and run that headcanon up their flag pole
>>12948548>>12948553>>12948568>>12948730>>12948620>>12948630>>12948796
>>12948638Based>>12949223>>12949236Cringe
>>12949223No word describes e-sloppers better than "hatewatching". They cannot even conceive of actually enjoying the show.
>>12949282how does "hatewatching" describe anything? it's not a descriptor.
>>12949330Look at the adjective
>>12949342Play?
>>12949342look at the adjective i was raped
>>12949282You have to watch to hate watch.
>>12949252
>>12949481based
>>12949481Holy fucking BASEDETERNAL
>>12949252>>12949481This woman is mecca
>>12949481the deity of shitposting
>>12949481based h
>>12949366KWAB
Post wrestlers along Vtubers
>>12949252>>12949481>>12949581>>12949599>>12949641>>12949697Me when I see a Joshi wrestler or a fan of Joshi wrestlinghttps://youtu.be/w2W9rErAiuY
>>12949952Someone the pic of her and Sting
>>12948982the fans werent the reason spoilers were getting out. the same dude that leaked them started back in DON. he stopped back in late december so i wonder if they caught the guy
>>12950053wasn't it that NXT guy
is that maki itoh lady on tonight?
>>12950071if they have a clue they'll get her to take a promo
>>12950037DELETE DIS
Card for tonight
>>12950066dont see how it could be since the person would have to know everything that happened in the stadium stampede. even the stuff that happened inside like the bar scene
>>12950295Looking forward to that main event!
>>12950295main eventdarby janelarosa leylaare the ones im looking forward to. hoping the pac match doesnt go over 3 min. are they trying to make avalon a thread? his match against cody went way too long. dont know why they keep having sting every week. i really want someone to ask tony why hes doing that.
Less than 6 hours, boys
>Get in anon, let's scape from USAwut do?
>Won't get 1 Mil in your path
>>12951093Britt Vs Rosa at the finalsScreencap this
>>12951061I'm a Pikameechad so these whores are in big yabai
>>12951380again just so rosa can lose? nah
>>12948506When does the show starts?
>>129514707 PM EST, 8 PM CST, 4 PM PST.
>>12951482>>12951496In Greenwich Mean Time if you please, I'm from an obscure country.
I haven’t watched AEW in like three months, what I miss? Bullet Club?
>>12949252>>12949481HOLY BASED I LOVE THE NEW QUEEN OF ASP
>>12951576Darby is the TNT championKenny is the AEW championThere's a partnership with Impact now
>>12951529It’s not available in your country obviously so please leave the thread
>>12951576the forbidden door is open now
Theyre opening the show with the womens match!!!!!
Anyone have that allegedly really good Dark bit on hand/
>>12951529>>129515291AM
>>12952603Looks like Tony feels brave today
>>12952946Yeah, Schiavone politicked hard to get two of his sleeves in a big spot
>>12952603And the entire Mudshow will go downhill after this match
>average aew enjoyer
Based Acclaimed
BASED AEW CHADS
nxt fucking suuuuucks
>>12948506I hope KENTA can actually land his GTS this week!
>>12953080It’s taped so they could have just re-shot it if he didn’t
>Tony opening the forbidden door
https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1359607557736792066
>>12953267The only door Tony opens is his own back door which always has Kenny, the Bucks, and Cody taking turns fucking.
Anyone else watching Back to the Future as the lead-in to Dynamite? It’s literally kino. Has action, adventure, comedy, incest, what’s not to like?
>>12953534Ok.
>>12953291love these frens like you wouldn't believe
Anyone else just watching for the Janella match
>>12953592That and the KENTA match.
>>12948506I will watch the KENTA match and nothing else. What a shitty card
>>12948506>cody is literally either fighting jobbers or in a nonsensical feud with Shaq and random black girlsJesus christ, why is he booking himself so shitty? Its not like he is elevating anyone, its just all meaningless and retarded
>>12953609that and thunder rosa match
Post your prediction to what will happen at/after the main event
>>12953722nothing big. most likely just kenta beating up mox while holding the iwgp us belt up and maybe staring at kenny
>>12953804if its not happening on dynamite or in japan, do people even care?
>>12953722Trump will show up and finally produce the evidence that the election was stolen.
>>12953823i care
>>12953836Is that official?
>>12953836please tell me that isn't an official graphic
>>12953845>>12953848It 100% is. You're really surprised the tranny promotion would do something cringe?
>>12948760WWE wouldn't let Cezar work a secondary job while he was bottom tier at the PC
>>12948506this handsome mf
>>12953845>>12953848those graphics are from AEWonTNT twitter account. they always do these kind of special graphics
>>12953848I'm from the "AEW on TNT" account so it's not really official
>>12953916Who cares?
>>12953916why would anyone care about a pointless impeachment
>>12953922If you don't know the ratings how can you tell who's winning the console war?!
>>12953916truly weird how these things happen on a wednesday.
>>12953916No one gives a single a shit about impeachment. shit is boring to watch
>>12953938Hmm that's a good point actually
>>12953916I don’t think anyone cares about it. Everyone knows it’s a bunch of bullshit and only crazy people would actually watch it
>>12953944say that to all the boomers that are glued to the TV whenever it involves politics
Damn man if I knew BTTF was the lead-in I would have watched that too.
>>12953555yes
>>12954041Link?
>>129540415 minutes until the main event or..?
What's up, fellas? Another great card for tonight's episode of Dynamite! If you need a stream, I got you! discord/y3m35gSj
>>12954070I’m just joking, bro, calm down.
>>12954059>5 minutes until the main event or..?
>face New Japan's KENTA
>tfw you do know what that means
>NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING BASED
Ooh, Darby and the other guy
based Back to the Future and then AEW Dynamite, what a night!
years ago Peter Weller was doing a Q&A after Buckaroo Bonzai and related a story where he saw on the news Christopher Lloyd was on the news and said his house burned down in an ongoing brush fire in the Hollywood Hills. Weller went around and was trying to collect money for him to help. He calls around and asks if anyone knows where Lloyd is staying and is confused when repeatedly told he's at home. Weller gets his number, calls him up and asks if he's okay>Yeah, I'm fine.>But Chris, your house! It burned down in the fire!>Oh, I don't live over there. I was out for a walk, saw a camera and figured I'd fuck with them.
Starting with Joey Neutella... Ratings Plummet
>>12954084Never left, had to change gimmick for the time being as gf destroyed the dolls.
>opening with Joey Janetty
>Opening with the guys that will bump to deathSmart move
How does Joey Jans get so much screen time?
I can't hear Joey's music
>>12954078You’re replying to a tranny, they can’t calm down, they are on the edge 24/7. Hence they commit suicide all the time.
Last time I watched dynamite he jobbed. Was that really last year? God
>Jelly Nutella
>>12954105no way, that's a skyrocket lead-in
Lil nigga looks exceptionally based Tonight
DARBY ALLINHEAD AFLAMEHIS OPPONENT TONIGHTLOOKS REALLY LAME
FUCK CREEPSFUCK LIARS
oooooo new paint design
>joey>one of the top talents in AEWtone......
oh lord now hes got a nose ring
Janela got fat
>>12954125this desu
Things I hate>Creeps>Liars>My Head, which is on Fire
>That eye makeupBros..Is lil nigga making the transition now too?
Am I really supposed to believe janella had any chance here?
>starting with headlock and chain wrestlingbooo
his tights are pretty much a girdle for his gut, and his nose is so red that Rudolph would be jealous. He must be on a bender.
my boy joey janela looks to be getting in shape. based
>>12954148its a mid-card title, so yes
Darby is way better than Joey.
>>12954157>Opening with the fairer sex
>>12954139>GotHe's always been a muscle less fat lil faggot
>>12954153nah ever since the good brothers came over the locker room's gotten a healthy dose of the old days if you catch my drift
>>12954148Only is Sunny Kiss came out with him.
How much Coke is Jelly on before this shit match even started?
>>12954152make the fans see it early in the night so that when thatcher's match comes on NXT, fans are burned out
>>12954172hes straight edge bro. dont get worked
Janellas nose is so red it looks like he snorted a gram a coke before coming out.
opening bout of the tournament, not the show
Janella's nose is redder than a CCCP member doing vodka shots with a fellow comrade from the USSR
>>12954158Yeah but lil nigga just beat Brian fucking cage. Doughy janella isn't anywhere near cages league
>>12954172His nose is pretty red.
>loud Enzo Amore chants
Whos bussy would you rather cum in? Audrey Edwards or sonny kiss
based tony kept sonny kiss off tv
Janela doesn't need drugs he's got this at home
>An actual matchwtf I wanna see these 2 kill each other
man joey janela looks like shit
>>12954156Yeah but Joey just is kind of genetically unlucky in that he'll never lose that layer of baby fat no matter how hard he tries. That's not terrible, since it means he'll always have that cushioning, but it sucks that people will always accuse him of being fatter than he probably is. also this match does not have enough crazy spots
Why is this not a squash match its fucking Joey Janella this is as bad as Cody taking Janella to a long ass match
>>12954148No but they confirmed Darby chose he wanted to defend against Janela. So it seems the TNT champ to some extent gets to decide how to handle the belt like Cody with the open challenge.
>>12954198It's a TV match. They'll do a spot or two that kills them, but we're not going to see another Cracker Barrell classic
Imagine being on as much low as janella and still this slow and lazy
>>12954203Why should Janela get squashed always? The fucking guy jumped off a building into a pickup truck full of barbed wire and glass.
was that a No Mercy taunt?
Based lil nigga tope
>>12954124Things could always be worse.
Do you think an Excalibur/Tony commentary duo would be a lot better than having JR involved?
Jesus christ Darby
>>12954205Maybe Joey gave him a discount on his usual order of crack to let him on TV
God I love Darby’s suicide dives
>>12954203>not wanting these two to take stupid bumps
Are they just calling any non bucks superkick a Thrust Kick now?
I guess he wasn't always fat
Alright that german was sick.
Darby rules
>>12954225JR's silent half the time anyway.
>>12954225100%
slick reversal from Joey
Based counter by Janela.
Damn this nigga is fat
>>12954233Yeah. It started a few weeks ago
>>12948729kek based
I want Joey to win so he can take the strap back to GCW and do lines of coke off it with Allie Kat
>>12954232They should have made it a no DQ match with tables and ladders then because now its just a wrestling match
>Piledriver on random TVI hate it. I'll always advocate for piledrivers being big time moves
match is actually based
you can tell these two have great chemistry together
My lips are really cracked and painful because of the cold weather and I keep picking chunks of skin off them what if I keep going and pull my whole lips off.
sick code red
>>12954225I've been thinking that for a while.At the beginning it was an unknown if Excalibur could carry his own in a 2 person booth and he's more than proven it.
>>12954214If Joey himself is to be believed, AEW is afraid of him. Apparently they refuse to ever let him have a live mic for the same reason.
>>12954255they probably didn’t want two crazy matches in one show
stupid WWE style "i can't believed he kicked out" face
Breddy gud match
based lil nigga
That was a good match.
nice match. really need to see them do a no dq match next
Joey's best AEW match by a country mile. Good opener.
The state of AEW when a "champion' goes 15+ mins against a jobber like Jelly Nutella.
>THE FORBIDDEN DOORdrink
>>12954258My tv is not random
who tf is double l
Where was all the outlaw bullshit? They barely even left the ring.
Coffin Drop is such a shit finisher.
>>12954279already on it anon
>>12954262Nigga get some chapstick
new tnt belt so nice
Kinda dissapointing. Atleast Joey didn't kick out form the coffin drop
>>12954280Your TV came from 2006 /b/
>>12954278if he went 15 minutes then he’s not a jobber
FORBIDDEN DOOR NAME DROP
>japan's largest wrestling promotionDDT getting buried
did darby get the skeleton stuff tattooed on his chest
oh shit jake's technically managing moxley tonight
gts still looks like shit
I feel like there's going to be a bunch of fans that'll be mad once they realize that half the bracket won't be aired on Dynamite
>>12954265Every other show is pre-taped, if they wanted him talking on TV they don't have to trust him.
That should have been a no dq/hardcore match. BTW anyone else turning it off after that? Nothing will beat that on this show right?
Kenta looks like super humman in that picture
>>12954305The Forbidden Door open is AEW is TK's asshole for the Elite
KENTETTY BURIED BY MOX
i wish i had a black and or brown gf
Cody big leagued by two main event announcements
Why's he gotta do all his promos in front of a fence?
>>12954276This.
I got a job offer and can’t even enjoy it bc it’s across the country from my gf. I’m sad bros.
>>12954313The main event?
Lots of Bullet Club negging tonight
HE HAS THE BELT
Janella is just not good
>>12954313go back dylan
>falls count anywhere no DQTony is the laziest fucking booker on Earth. Everything is a hotshot with this guy.
US TITLE SIGHTING
Moxley, the former world champion holding some third level title for another promotion is a move I'm not particularly fond of. It makes him look less of a main eventer and makes AEW look smaller time. To the hardcore fans like you and I, we know how NJPW's title conventions work and that it's still an important title. But the casual fan won't get it at all
that belt looks terrible
>>12954348>>12954348>>12954348
so what will we call the AEWxIMPACTxNJPWxAAAxDDT partnership?The AEWXINJPWXAAAXDDT?
You can't put Avalon on tv, he's too pretty.
>>12954342That's just their "non sanctioned" match
Sammy turning into a Q Anon conspiracy theorist.
>>12954342Kenta isn't employed by aew. Essentially an unsanctioned match
babyface Sammy is dimes
This is my first time watching the Joey match was cool but dunno this feels like wcw or something
Joey Jelly is so shit.Poor Lil Nigga..
I thought this would be a really big alternative from WWE this just feels very samey
MJF looked kinda dumb since Sammy brought in a cameraman, and the cameraman was acknowledged so you can't do the whole invisible camera thing like a lot of wrestling segments try to do
>>12954328He's a mad man.
>>12954309Will he almost hurt himself like he did at the lumberjack match?
Just tuned into mjf and sammy cringe, ready to turn it off and go back to vidya. As I type of course dramatic cody entrance. This shit is so bad.
>>12954357>>12954375That's all well and good but taking a fresh feud with someone that's never been seen on their TV before and kicking it off with a no-DQ match is just dumb. You're supposed to build up to that kind of thing and starting off with it just makes it harder to keep the booking coherent as the feud progresses.
>>12954451yep this is trash wwe blows too but ya this isnt good
