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GUYS WAKE UP SANTA CAME
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Hello for sex. I am a smelly
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>>944051531
>Santa Came
Did he come a lot?
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>>944057221

I have jungle fever, post delicious black girls
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She's got some melons
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>>944057538
I'm salivating

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chooms...
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>>944055827
choomah
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classic ylyl

no reddit memes or politics
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
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>>944057338
they fuck niggers on the side
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>>944057465
they're not you're mom
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>>944057338
God what a dumb bitch
That picture will be around forever lol

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War ...whats it good for
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>>944052180
Evolution
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>>944052180
Making jews rich and powerful
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>>944052180
War crimes.

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would love to be talked through a huge orgasm for poki
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need more poki tribs for her collage

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I am a smelly
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>>944057348

You're kind of thin to be developing gynecomastia
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>>944057348
I'd give anything to fill a b cup like you
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>>944057348
Spam filtered

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>tfw you are keeping it real and a mf shoots you in the stomach but then a civilian tries to call an ambulance but you tell them to let you die because you don't want to shit in a big for the rest of your life
Smh my head
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>>944057068
I'm just keeping it a buck for my amigos
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Oh my goodness animator mane

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surprisingly civilized suggestions so far.
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>>944056041
tell that little boy there's no paper and i'm the local piss cleaner assistant
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>>944056041
unzip, just about the right height

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688 get
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>>944055072
alright, check em.
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it's over
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>>944055072
USS Buffalo (SSN 715)

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>be me, masters in mech eng
>work in one of, if not the largest company that produces the second most used product (after water)
>our plant is top 5 in revenue in the group (company) worldwide this year
>work in projects departament
>its 5 of us
>I am a substitue to the boss, as only I have access to and know the budgeting, purchase requisition and other programs and shit
>half of the year we wait, other half there is work
>get paid an average as fuck salary, but stay as I basically go to work to rest
>the whole plant is built like a house of cards
>if boss gets hit by a car or something, the whole departament will fall apart as he barely keeps us all up to date

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>>944053397
Michael Jackson, no!
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>>944052980
This is basically all of industry.
Hiring a body that can make it through HR's discrimination gives a worse outcome than not having that dead weight and just overworking your remaining white employees.

Due to undermanning, it is literally impossible for several people at the plant to take breaks or lunch as legally required.

We have gently suggested they hire and train more people and wr've been told they will never put more than the absolute minimum number of operators per process per shift.

So, anybody ever calls in sick or takes vacation and nobody covers? FLSA violations.


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>>944052980
Lets see your best mech

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Should we tell stories of our first gay experiences?
I was pretty young my first time.
>Be Me.
>Realize I'm gay at an early age.
>Crush on an older teen boy from church.
>He treats me differently than the other teen boys do. He talks to me a lot. Takes intrest in the things I have to say.
>Smiles at me a lot. When no one is looking, he'll touch my shoulder or back or put his hand on the side of my head.
>I start to think, he must have a crush on me too.
>He lives close to me. I start riding my bike around his neighborhood.
>One day, he's out front, mowing the lawn, sweaty.

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When I was 11 or 12 I went with my sister to her friends house. She had a gay older brother. He was Mexican but the whole family were redheads. He had red pubes and I had never seen that before. He had to have been like 20 or so. We play Soul Calibur and we end up saying "loser has to do a dare" and one thing leads to another and I end up blowing him. It's the first adult cock I've seen and the first real cumshot. He put on a gay porn and we tried to copy it. I ended up meeting up with him years later as an adult and it was such a turn on that my cock had grown bigger than his.

From there at around that same age I basically fucked around with all my male cousins. I'm half white, half Puerto Rican, and my older cousin on the Puerto Rican side had a huge cock even at 13 or whatever age we were. 2nd biggest I've seen even this many years later. I would blow him every now and then. He blew me but wasn't good at it. He was in the shower once and called me in to give him head. My aunt caught me blowing him but didn't tell my parents.

I had younger cousin on the white side who was small and had such a female looking ass, that was the first ass I ever ate. His cock was smaller than mine and I think that messed with him. He never wanted to give head and was the most reluctantto do gay stuff. We smoked weed once and I let him try to fuck me but he couldn't get it in.

We would all hang out at the Filipino neighbors. That was the first time I saw hentai online. This was like, early 2000s internet. I ended up fucking the boy that lived there. He was really enthusiastic once we started messing around. He showed me how to fuck and I was surprised he knew so much. Apparently one of the older kids from around the block had already fucked him, but I think it was his dad and he just didn't want to say. Also messed around with his sister in their tree house that was the first vagina I saw.

None of my cousins talk about those days now and I'm the only one thats openly bi.
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>>944054547
hot
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>Be 16-18
>Be horny. Spend years masturbating thinking on being the bottom.
>Go on-line. meet with someone.
>Agree on date and place.
>He arrives, "Hey, are you anon?"
>Hop on his car.
>Luckily, didn't end tied in some person trafficking ring, but the apartment of this guy.
>As I was walking in, feel a sudden rush of regret and fear.
>"Am I really going to do this?"
>There's a mirror. I can see him looking at my ass.

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I think im dragging.

I can't believe it took me this long to notice the instructions.
All this time I was trying to figure out which image was different from the others and wondering how the fuck this is supposed to make any sense.
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>>944056488
Don't they do that "carefully read the instructions" test in, like, fifth grade anymore?
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>>944056488
Hopefully you stupid nigger faggots would stfu but oh well here we go again.
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>>944056488
So, it took you a goddamned week to figure out how to read the instructions, the entire time being confused and not knowing what to do.
Dumbfuck.


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