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At one point there was a room with mostly seen through curtains dividing it from the house. My buddy and a naked chick were watching the TV in there. She came up to me and we gave each other a kind of a hug through the curtain and I kissed the air on the side of her cheek and we went back to our business. Later there was a news story on tv where cheerleaders were cheering at an event with "United we stand" banners and Israeli flags. They fell down during their dance and one chick was taken to the hospital. The news crew said she is expected to recover in a week, but she said she also lost her cat today also. The cheerleader's report also included something like, "I'm doing fine, I don't know what they are talking about".
Anyway, later on in the party someone let a cat inside cause he figured it was one of the house's pet cats. The house had a lot of cats now all of a sudden. Anyway after the house cats freaked out and I yelled, "that's an outside cat man!", I see the cat eating cat food like it was starving, and I froze with fright for a second. The thing looked alien with glowing eyes too far apart. More and more house cats started coming to check on the news and I was trying to put the cat outside, but then I became concerned that it's the cheerleader's missing cat
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>>939574502
I was living with my brother and I was asking if I could clean up cause the place was getting overrun with dead and dying plants. He allowed me to clean up the stacked pile of palm tree leaves and such in front of the tv. I asked, "what about along the stairs up the bunk bed? I keep stuffing the dead leaves into the pockets, but the keep coming". He said no. But he also said he's never been up there to see it. Then he agreed to get up and look at the dresser of sorts across the room. As he stood there staring at the furniture covered in dust and plant matter and spiderwebs, it also sounded like bugs and such. "Ok you can clean this section too". I swiped a rag across a web and it was like a spider yelled a number in my head and jumped at me. I went reeee and dream ended
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>>939574502
I met up with an old boss of mine. We were in high spirits and he told a story that he drove across town to get to a store, to find out he had one next to his house. He also said, "I know where you live!" I think it was an inside joke, like maybe I've said it before

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Tuesday edition:
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>>939574347
correct, I only ever post her B roll or home videos on here though
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>>939574201
gonna head off now bro, but I'll definitely be back
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A sacrificial lamb was bred. It was bred with the smallest penis and made pale white. It is G-d and proves G-d is pure love. This is its small penis and butthole. It is 100% real.

>The "lamb and the beast choice" is a spiritual concept, often referencing the Book of Revelation, where individuals must choose between following the nature of the Lamb, representing purity, sacrifice, and meekness, or the nature of the "wild beast," symbolizing worldliness, deception, and evil powers. This choice is not just a future event but is made in the present through one's thoughts and actions, determining one's destiny as they either align with Christ's kingdom or the opposing worldly powers.
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>>939574410
I'm not joking. I really might be that insane
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>>939574410
Idk. I might be that fucking crazy
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>>939574410
It was literally bred pale white with the smallest penis possible. I'm really not lying to you. That's really how it was. Was it a Lamb bred? Probably so.

It's fucking weird but everything in this world is fucking weird

>All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.

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envy level:extreme
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>>939573687
nah it looks like poop, id rather get my pussy stretched by superior bwc

GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks a lot of us give about Bill Clinton.
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>>939574046
It’s not hard to understand, but clearly your claim there’s some supermajority of leftists isn’t true. There’s a majority of people who don’t care enough to vote and a minority of leftists and conservatives.
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>>939573993
Lol cope harder. You're trying to shift the narrative away from the obvious cover-up by the Republican party so you don't have to acknowledge it. I don't give a shit who's in the Epstein files. They can all share a cell. Why is it that you don't want them to come out at all?
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>>939574131
No one gives a fuck about the narrative in your head. You do realize I'm a different Anonymous, right? Perhaps 4chan is too complicated for you. Go back to reddort.

IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST
>also
you can grant wishes or ask for your wish too
you need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes

>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Welcome
>RULES

1. no overlewd the thread

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>>939571994
Oh nooo. Hang on, I got this, you'll be free in no time!
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>>939572145
Time to nom o7
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>Your son brings home his east asian girlfriend for the first time
Wat do???
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>>939566126
Congratulate him because his mail order mother is also east asian
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>>939569671
Cause other races of women don't want a man to make money. >>939566126
Don't get her pregnant if you're not ready for a kid, i'll buy you condoms. Have fun
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>>939573447
He wants to fuck his grandchildren.

what is the most impressive feat in modern vidya history?
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>>939572717
fromsoft selling the same game for 15 years
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>>939572717
nice shape
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>>939572717
fatal frame is amazing.

the story is a little contrived, but the setting is so well-crafted that i've always had this impression of the game.

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Emma myers fans are p*dos who only like her because she looks 12, has a slutty looking tummy, and is tiny
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>>939562166
>being attracted to women in their 20s is pedophilia because... because IT JUST IS OKAY?
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>>939562166
I am cranking my hog slow and hard with cocoa butter while I'm imagining it's this ADULT WOMAN'S tight went cunt slurpin and shlurkin up n down my hog, and there ain't a FUCKIN THING you can do about, pedo-obsessed faggotron maximus
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Are republicans all pedos?
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>>939566172
Wanna know a secret anon? The reason there's so much male-on-male pedophilia is because boys are easier to access, it's easier to hide the evidence of sexual abuse, they're easier to coerce into silence, and people literally don't believe that men can be victims of rape. Pedophiles are attracted to children, it doesn't matter what sex they are.
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>>939560040
Different side of the same coin
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>>939573616
that's all of them. republicans aren't people. they're reptilians and pedos who pretend to be human

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Post CREEPSHOTS of FEMALE FEET!!!!
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>>939565681
Sounds good to me

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>>939572687
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>>939572015
Story?
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my beloved

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I don't think things in monologues or dialogues and while I can hear things in thoughts and have ear worms and all that I don't normally

Am I retarded?
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>>939567482
mmaybe you don't have ADHD
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>>939567482
I wish most ppl knew how to make realistic tongues cause this is awful
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>>939571237
Just do some meditation for a while.

You can find a lot of guided videos on youtube.

I'm personally a firm believer in it and try to practice it daily.

>pic related >Tawnee Stone and her legendary bubble butt
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>>939568827
Nah, she was legal
Not like she would have been ugly five years younger, tho
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>>939528146

how THE FUCK did you get this

i nver thought "TT" was into that shit
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>>939523284
Dawn's Place
Dawn Allison

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now DIS is wha ahm talmbout.
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>>939567848
Euros: " why dont Americans use public transport ?"
Americans: . . .
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xDDDDDD
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>>939567848
And this is what makes niggers niggers. Not the fact that they are grating off heel callus, plenty of whites likely do this in the privacy of their own bathroom as well (or just use lotion). Its the fact that this animal needs to do it in the middle of public transport. It either demonstrates a lack of awareness that sits on the scale below most mammals or its done to explicitly be obnoxious and uncivilized


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