Then how come this nigga drowned to death in his jacuzzi? You think I'm going to trust a product being marketed by a guy who can't even figure out something as basic as how to NOT drown in a hot tub? Fuck this Video Guide. I'm going to do my own research to learn how to use Windows 95.
Time for the 4chan confession thread!!
Monopoly
>>944727742Confession, I never tried this feature so I'm using it as a good excuse here.>>>/g/sqt
>>944767686Your fortune: Better not tell you now
How will Republicans survive the inevitable Democrat retaliation?
>>944767548Point of fact this being Reddit none of these underage troons, millennial soyboys, or old faggots are going to do anything.
>come oooooooon, fight already uggggggghhhhWhoever paid for this shit engagement campaign should be publicly lynched
Man the violent uprising psyop threads are getting old quick. I just feel hugging strangers and tell them we’ll be fine at this point.
Ever see someone posted nude online that you know IRL? Post pics and stories.
>>944767254Any other nudes?
A handful. Think you know her or just lurking?
This is our church's district pastor's wife. I saw her in an on/off thread on here. Hard as a rock when I saw her, still trying to decide if I want to let her know that I have it.
Now that the Indian hate fad is now over I think we can all agree that Indians are literally bro-tier I welcome them into my country nice people.
>>944767494Nope, even if I don't hate Indians, I do not want them to start moving into my country en masse, because they'd outnumber me and my native countrymen in no time and change this place from what we want it to be.
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>>944767095Beautiful little bitch. New thread?
>>944767119I sure do. I've got a few vids I can share as well
>>944767119Any word?
We had a pretty good thread earlier with anons discussing secretly recording sex acts, let keep it going. Share stories or best suggestions on set ups for secret recording. Any good websites or communities to share vids? Picrel: screencaps from one of my videos, DM me on tele @magikarp_fan if you'd like more.
>>944766026score
>>944762284i saw this one on ph long time ago.
like that?
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>>944767136sex with jenna and mia
Just got a steam deck
>>944765399nice
I would gladly suck you off while you play, I'd swallow every drop of cum, I love fatties
>>944766280her boots are gonna be ruined
>>944760754She's an of whore you nigger
>>944760694>>944766280cute ass fuck
What doth life?
lies
>>944763503So...this is a pRedditor dogwhistle huh?
>>944764476XRA is 4charyan kultchur, niggerfaggot
You still ain't get no job? What you be doing with your time that you can't get no job?
i beez in da trapbeez beez in da trap
You're at a female friend's house. She catches you accidentally smelling her dirty underwear after you forgot to lock the bathroom door. And she tells you to get out of her house and blocks you on everything. How do I repair the friendship?
Send her some of your worn undies to sniff.
>>944765716>accidentally smellingdid you trip and faceplant her laundry basket?
>>944765716loser
You fucking intolerant, unempathetic, hypocrites.
>>944767360Did Trump get killed over some Somalis?
>>944767412He will soon.I have foreseen it.
>>944767475How the hell was anyone else supposed to know that? We ain't Nostradamus.
One of the guys who lives across the hall from me is a complete ass hole. We hang around each other a lot because we made similar friends on our floor and everyone loves him even though he treats me like shit. He's a stupid fuckboy and thinks he's funny for calling attention to me if I do something weird so he can embarrass me. I really just want to embarrass him back but I don't know if I have a good idea. He wears his pants really low constantly and I suspected whitey tighties sometimes. A couple months ago I was able to confirm with picrel. All I can think is to pull down his pants or something so people can see him like that. I'm worried he'd kick my ass though. What should I do?
>>944756581You gotta learn how to make comebacks.It's an art, it depends on context.It's a phenomenal technique to shift the social hierarchy> Anon#1 is in love with me, he craves my attention that's why he teases me.> Anon#2 have you never realized that when he goes to, quote on quote, "fuck some girls", he ends up his your mouth smelling like cum?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>944757115because OP this isn't kindergarten. you may embarass him long enough for him to kick your ass but when you're picking your teeth up off the floor you're gonna be looking (and feeling) like the dumbass in this equation. or he will just pull his pants up and rightfully ask "what the fuck is wrong with you? are you retarded?" pantsing someone as a grown ass man in an attempt to display dominance is just straight up retarded.
>>944760608Dude, it sounds like you're a fucking asshole more than anything and as the other anon said the guy is trying to play off your mistakes as joke so shit doesn't get worse or more awkward. And if you truly have friends, then they should be fine with you, and if not, you and them were never that close. And thats fine, you can try learning from your aspie mostakes and make friends somewhere else
