aren't you grinding your own coffee beans, and enjoying the freshest brew?
I hate coffee
>>920748553Fuckin pleb, I do, but with this. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CCNS563C?linkCode=ogi&th=1&psc=1&tag=bgb-013144-20&maas=maas_adg_api_587358529646918801_macro_1_124&ref_=aa_maas&aa_campaignid=adv_pub-01hdkzkeba0kcqbps7f3dewgyx-1445_ref-ad&aa_adgroupid=adv_pg-1813774_B0CCNS563C&aa_creativeid=gclid-1995226795694
>>920748553I'm not a faggot, instant coffee is good enough.
because I value my time more than the flavour of my coffee.Vacuum packed lavazza tastes good enough for my purposes
>>920748553if you want to be a real coffee wanker you need a ceramic burr grinder, high speed blade grinders create too much heat which taints the flavor.
>>920749316> :The ultimate coffee fag has entred the discussion
Because I'd rather buy coffee grounds from a bootlicker company so I can feel a sense of belonging to "mih cuntry" since I have no individuality.
>>920748553Baratza Encore working fine here
>>920749393i'm not even close to ultimate, this shit goes deep.Like audiophile deep.
>>920748553Im not much for tastebuds, thats why I dont really care what it tastes like. Folgers is fine by me.
>>920748553Yes! Try this brand from Tucson, AZWhole bean, fresh grind w/pour over
>>920748553>grinding your own coffee >but not roasting your own beanspleb
>>920749316I hand-grind fresh whole beans. Ceramic grind, stainless mesh pour-over.
>>920749688I’m roasting some beans in my ass for ya!
Because I can get drip coffee with unlimited refills for a dollar at a coffee shop within walking distance of me, and it's given to me by hot-assed young girls in black leggings. Nothing for me to grind, brew, or clean. Just coffee and hot-assed young girls. That's worth a dollar.
does anybody else here hate coffee?I hate coffee. I've always hated coffee.
>>920749497these lame ass drip coffee losers, do you even calculate the pressure of your PID tuned espresso machine?
>>920748553I do. Why are you dumping homosexual milk and flavors into yours when you claim to care about freshness?
>>920749316>conical burr grinderftfy
even a cheap ass 6 bar machine is superior to drip. hell, even an aeropress is.
>>920749719THIS NIGGA ROASTIN BEANS!
>>920749874To each his own. Espresso is not the same as drip.It's like saying whiskey is superior to tequila. They're different.
>>920749968you can make more than espresso with an espresso machine
>>920749968yeah they are different, tequilla is trash and so is drip
>>920748553I am you nigger
i'm not a stinking yankee fuck, i drink local grown herbal tea
>>920748648>I do, but with this.>https://www.amazon.comBezos thanks you for your plebishness.
>>920749467Endorsed by Borat Sagdiyev.
>>920750473Oh, sweet child of summer.
>>920751193You probably mean "tisanes", a term that can be applied to all herbal infusions. Tea is made specifically from the leaves of Camellia sinensis.
>>920748553Used to when I was looking at maps and reports. They joked I was the Desert Tiger from Gundam Seed and never stopped after Seed Destiny aired thanks to his eye scar and my bloody eyepatch. I even had one like his. I never had the heart to tell them I randomly saw that and realized his coffee maker was the one I wanted. Sniper ricochet hit my coffee maker once and all I could do was shake my head - what a bummer. Then of all things I found I liked robusta the most. Robusta! Here I was blending some of the most exquisite coffee I could find and I discovered like the cheapest. Kinda stopped all together when I found out that.
>>920752171based botanist
>>920752286>the military is full of super cool people guis it's like an adventure
this is the most genuine cesspool over, bros just in here being coffee snobs for fun and call each other slurs. Y’all are keeping the internet alive no sarcasm
>>920748553I do. Baratza burr grinder and a kitchen scale and premium coffee. Little bit of work but worth the effort.
>>920749748For a dollar? You’re full of shit.
>>920748553Still using the same Toastmaster blade grinder that I bought from Trader Joe's in the early 1980s. Currently grinding Bean Bros dark roast, exceptional quality, Mx$350 per kilo (US$8.70 per pound).
>>920752541Yeah, they really do push that adventure angle, don't they?
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>>920752681Well, with sales tax it's $1.07, and you have to get the small. But who cares what size it is if you get free refills.
>>920748553I am faggot, when you gonna finally get out of the basement?
https://www.instagram.com/thecomedycab/reel/C22jXP_rZwA/?hl=en
>>920748553overpriced nigger garbage made by niggers sold to moronsjust drink water or continue to be a retard cumsoomer idgaf
>>920753703kek can confirm
>>920749779just OCD kickin inPop quiz: which has more caffeine, green beans or espresso beans ?Think long and hard before being declared an asshole . .. . .
>>920752929lol my wife bought that grinder at Kroger for $2.50no shit. they had it on the clearance shelves, and for only $2.50 of course she wasn't going to pass it up.
>>920748553I can't drink coffee anymore, for some reason it makes bears attack me.
>>920756168>it makes bears attack me.they just want some of your coffeeand dat ass
>>920748648when I was a young man, I got a job working at a coffee shop in Lenox Square Mall in Atlanta, specifically because it was LENOX SQUARE, where all the hottest women shopped. the 'high end' sophisticated pussy.I didn't give a fuck about the paycheck. I was getting SO much pussy at that job. not exaggerating, I had shitloads of gorgeous women flirting with me, one after another after another. I was like their 'coffee bartender' and I was fucking a different woman every night. My social calendar was swamped. my buddies were all like "dammit dude!" because I was literally plowing through women.I make the absolute best cappuccino, too.it's an art as well as a science, and I was at the top of my game, slingin' mochaccino and slayin' pussy.back then, I was a bit of a 'rocker' type, but almost all of the women I was fucking from the coffee shop were young professional upwardly mobile 'preppie' types God damn, those were good times. I worked there for less than a year, because one of the women was Jill, an incredibly talented professional illustrator who worked as a designer for Ted Turner's Network. Jill and I became an official couple, moved in together, and there was no longer any reason for me to use the coffee shop as a hunting ground.that job was amazing
>>920756471kys lolvis
>>920748553Because I am not a woman.
>>920756168OP here. My wife and I have both noticed over the past year coffee seems to give us bad stomach issues, and we feel too edgy.we've both cut down to just one cup a day
>>920756490https://youtube.com/shorts/Ce9YaV2ohYI?si=uhQ26O2uU7AEuO7b
>>920748553>aren't you grinding your own coffee beansI am. You, however, seem to be chopping yours.ngmi
>>920756639best by far:Sumatran coffee beansit's their wet hulling process that makes the difference
>>920756616not gonna look at your shitty linkkys
>>920756861there's another coffee from Sumatra that people like
>>920748553We do. I have four different grinders for different preparations and purposes. One Turkish hand grinder for Turkish coffee and espresso. One old fashioned general store style wall grinder for my cabin and power outages, one small electric grinder for personal use, and one large electric for daily breakfast with my in-care charges. I use Costco Rainforest Blend for daily service, and various specialty beans for others. Cafe Du Monde for camping with my niece because she thinks she's one of Huey Long's belles. (She may be a bit touched; but family is family.)
>>920748553I do sometimes when I have a free weekend.>>920748648I use a French press and let it sit for 12-24 hours. Leave it at room temp and heat it for hot coffee or cool it in a mason jar for some bad ass ice coffee. >>920756471Nice bro.
>>920757247I refuse to drink second hand coffee. Not some kind of Human Coffeepillar.
>>920757173I can live with that
>>920755874Model 1119?Sounds like I got about forty years of service out of mine before your wife got her sweet deal.
>>920756588The darker the roast, the less acidic the coffee. Also loses some of its caffeine.
>>920748553I'm a tea guy myself
Ihave always been a huge coffee enthusiast, not a coffee 'snob', but just a red-blooded old fashioned coffee LOVER.but in the past year or so, I've noticed that coffee has been giving me a weird uncomfortable feeling, and giving me serious gastric issues.it's gotten worse and worse as time has passed. Oddly enough, my wife has been experiencing the exact same thing, and strangely, a few of our friends have told us the same thing. Like I said earlier, it's reached a point where we can only drink one cup, and even then, sometimes that single cup will make us feel weird it sucks, because coffee was such a staple for us.
>>920748771a working man right here. only faggots spend 30 minutes on coffee. you drink it for the caffeine. ill take that extra 30 minutes to sleep.
>>920748553I will drink any brown, caffiene containing sludge claiming to be coffee. It's all fine.
>>920758039Which bathroom do you use?
>>920748553Because coffee gives me the shits, at least it has for the last six months.
>>920758236>shit>six months
>>920758128I'm gonna get the numbers wrong here, but I think it's something like 90% of people worldwide drink instant coffee.it could be 80% but it's the overwhelming majority of coffee drank is instant.Me?... I don't complain either way. I'm just as comfortable with instant as I am with a large cup from a gas station, or a cappuccino, or an espresso.
I drink tea. Pinkies out fuckers!
>>920758306hahahahaokay, fuckface...that time I actually laughedgood work
>>920758357Thanks, some of us aren't constant spammers.
BEST CANDY EVER:Coffee Nipsliterally a soldified cup of coffee
>>920758421unfortunately, BRACH'S bought out the company, and changed the original formula for Coffee Nips, and I think they may have already discontinued the product.
>>920748553I've done both ground the whole bean ground at home and never noticed any difference, honestly.
>>920748627>I hate coffeeThis, I only drink it if I want to stay awake, and there are far better options.
>>920758236I call that a 'coffee snake'
>>920757353underrated post
>>920758115If you are using pre ground then it might be a cockroach allergy. No BS. Google it.
>>920758891absolutely correct, sir!in fact, as you already know, pre ground coffee is filled with all sorts of shit, like wood and dirt and other much worse filler.
Decaffeinated:it minimizes the caffeine, but doesn't eliminate it. there's still plenty of caffeine in there. the worrisome part is how they use benzene in the decaffeinating process.Benzene, as in: BENZENEOne of the most carcinogenic substances on Earth
>>920756471Was that before or after you DJed at a strip club and swam in pussy and 50k money a night?
>>920748553> 2024> drinking coffee> not inserting beans up anus for caffeine maxing> ISHYGDDT
>>920748553You know, I just don't enjoy the taste. I think it's overrated and insists upon itself.
>>920759807for me, it's the complete opposite. the effects of caffeine aren't nearly as alluring as the motherfucking taste of coffee. I think the aroma and flavor of coffee are just as addictive as the buzz.
>>920758697coffee tastes disgusting.
>>920748771pig disgusting
