Wu Tang
>>920754510Hi again, Mrs. Nuri
>>920754510Good morning? That was a very short night
>>920754631Again?? I’m just waking up!>>920754644Good morning! It was
>>920754839You're right, this is definitely the first time we have talked to each other today, absolutely
Guys, I heard there's just been a major recall on teslas a couple hours ago because batteries are catching fire. I wouldn't want to be the fag who bought the stock earlier it's gonna tank tomorrow when market opens
>>920754510did you ever get punched?
>>920755202Great, I get to double down!
>>920755478becomes a whale bro and buy up if true
>>920755202This is a lie
>>920755469I am punched like every day >>920755122Absolutely
>>920755554Exactly. If it goes down to $100 or whatever, I'm buying the fuck out of it
>>920755608I heard myself saying it in my head so no it's not a lie I did hear that
>>920755663And what do you do when it reaches 50?
>>920755695Triple down
>>920755717$25?
>>920755628>I am punched like every daywhy? by whom?
>>920755816That is absolutely not going to happen in a 24hr period, but if Tesla loses 90% of its value overnight, I would start to be concerned
>>920755904>in a 24hrWho said anything about 24 hours?
>>920755923>>920755202>it's gonna tank tomorrow when market opens
>>920755996which is less than 24h first of all and also we were on a separate conversation without mentioning any timeframe
>>920755882My husband
>>920756046Should we call the cops for you?Can you even talk about it? Blink twice if he's watching. Then tell us how many times you blinked because we can't see you
>>920755904People always say Tesla will go bankrupt every day lol completely ignoring that one of the best selling cars is the model y
>>920756075LOL no we just play fight a lot
>>920756039Well I was definitely still on that conversation lol.>>920756113Exaxtly. I'd still buy it if they do go bankrupt though, it'd be pretty funny
>>920756274If you can buy enough stock, you can take the company. That’s how Elon got it
>>920756497Yeah, I'm big into hostile takeovers!I don't know if I have the buying power to fight Elon for it, though
>>920756590Buyout the company, then give it to me, and we can rule this world together. I know how I can make Tesla better but I can’t say it here because I know Elon comes here
Attention, rest of the threadYou are in hostile territory.This will be your only warning.
>>920756655I'll get back to you in 20 years when I have enough money to buy Tesla after selling all of my Tesla shares
>>920756696I love a fight
>>920757131I think we've been had. Nothing seems to have happened
>>920757220It was a ruse!!! Holy strawberries, Batman! we’re in a jam!
>>920757275This is what happens when we talk about stocks and Tesla.We get baited with furry porn...
hi nuri and sillycat and josh ^_^ how ar u all.. i am going to have annie’s mac and cheese with broccoli in it and home made chicken nuggets….
>>920757649annies is good but it has just as much chemical goyslop garbage in it as kraft mac n cheese does. the white shells are superior though
>>920757649Hi kumbucketHad a good night?
>>920757649Hi Kombucha. I'm doing alright today, thanks for asking. How was your day?Also that sounds like a good dinner as well
>>920757692yea but the taste of kraft can’t ever compare to annie’s…. annie’s has a higher sodium count so it isn’t healthier at all but it doesn’t hurt my stomach plus it tastes way better….>>920757725No i am traumatized >>920757795i just woke up!!! so it was pretty good ^_^ what did u have for dinner? i don’t know what else to eat so im just taking my chances with mac nd chez and chicky…
>>920757568Furry porn >_> I would never partake in the sort!>>920757649HI kombuchan!!
>>920757949Hi nuri!!!!!!! ^_^
henlo is dis the nuri bread
>>920757995yes
>>920757948>No i am traumatizedWhy?
>>920757948put the mac and cheese and chicken together in a sandwich
macaroni in a pot
>>920757948Road food. I'd tell you where, but I would dox myself probably. It was good, though.>>920757949No, never. Of course not...
I had made teriyaki stirfry and there was old teriyaki still in the pan and I was too lazy to wash it so I made scrambled eggs in it and it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
>>920758014I am big blue haired vixen fan
>>920758060From last night he was being very evil. >>920758111No i’m not a fan of bread right now >>920758211buccees
>>920758337she went purple
>>920758352>heWho?
>>920758352I almost went to Buc-ees to be fair...
>>920758352can you recreate this photo please?
>>920758492+1 to this
>>920758492Hey, I remember when they spammed this on the board a while back
>>920758597>theyIt was you!
>>920758597>Help! My gf wont stop making macaroni and cheez !! How do I get her to stop??
>>920758623Well you didn't need to expose me like that...>>920758625Yup, that sounds about right
>>920758752I didn't but it felt good
>>920758803Wait a minute...Kombuchan likes macaroni and cheese...
>>920758856What?
>>920758973I think Kombuchan is the mac & cheese gf who had facial reconstruction surgery and started drinking kombucha
>>920759011I tried to do similar
>>920759096that looks like a professional MLG nylon shirt right there
>>920759065What?
>>920759123kinda does
Kombuchan would you lick Caroline Ellison's pussy?
Why does the bbc guy always spam this random girl
>>920759260How do you know it's BBC guy?
Caroline Ellison taking some BBC
>>920759288That >>920759420 is why
>>920759420That looks more like Kombuchan. Kombuchan, something you wanna tell us?
>>920759569can you look up and repost the copypasta of sbf chasing her like a wet weasel naked around the office. it was pretty funny and got spammed a lot when all that was going down
I WAS TROLLED BY THE LOG POSTER
>>920759471He likes her
>>920759096It’s missing ketchup, she likes ketchup on kd
https://files.catbox.moe/98wjat.webm
>>920760181Have you tried mustard on it?
Nuri would you fuck Caroline Ellison in the butt? Would you let her eat your pussy?
I would like to be in a gangbang of Caroline Ellison. I would eat her pussy
There's sweater on her spaghetti already, mom's vomit
>>920759204This reminds me of the Sims>>920759259>>920759096I also love these>>920760506YES>>920760403Idk who that is
Grab Caroline Ellison by the pussy
>>920760642
>>920760642Crypto guys gf or something the one that got caught up by coffeezilla I believe.
Caroline Ellison needs a Sybian machine
>>920758413kombf>>920758420It’s my dying wish to go…. maybe u can take us on ur jewish bike after ur twink training and marriage.>>920758492Possibly
>>920759527i needed money for barebell protein bars… they’re spensive..
>>920760907Do you eat rice and other ching chong food?
>>920760963sometimes…
>>920760963Do you eat bread and other crackers food?I bet you don't even bleach your chicken
>>920760642I actually used the Sims in the prompt. That's why it looks decent lol.>>920760877The next time I go to Birmingham, I will be sure to drive to your house and take you to Buc-ees with me
>>920761047yes i love kombucha i have 6 bottles in the fridge rn! ^_^ i just bought two more Brew Dr super berry and island city sweet peach!!>>920761135Thank u..
>>920761135Aren't you guys too young to know this game? I played that when none of youbwere even born yet
>>920761214Get Caroline Ellison pussy juice flavored kombucha
>>920761214You're welcome. I will buy you so many beaver nuggies ;)
>>920761291My sister loved the original game when I was a kid. I'm very familiar with it
>>920761442Wait you have a sister?Does she look like you?
>>920761479Yeah, and not really
>>920761291Are you saying I’m too young for the sims? >_>
>>920761621I was probably too young to play it to be fair. I only started fires and killed them all
>>920761721I’ve been playing sims a very long time I also own all of the Sims 4 dlc so don’t look into how much that costs
>>920761827>don’t look into how much that costsI'm aware... lol.But yeah, my sims aren't all clinically depressed and prone to kitchen accidents anymore, so that's pretty cool
>>920761827Also I really like that picture
>>920761972>dog
>>920761972Pics that go fuckin HARD
>>920762052
>>920762122Less hard, more adorable
>>920762052Working on a pic that “goes hard” if you catch my drift.
peak slop dinner
>>920762715I like slop
>>920762715raw tomatoes are gross
>>920763272Lies
>>920763360truth
>>920762843me2 >>920763272Ur gross…… i love tomato’s…
>>920763449Bro, I eat cherry tomatoes like candy, and regular tomatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.Get your facts straight, my boy. Shit's good and you know it
>>920763533>>920763560tomatoes are amazing... cooked
>>920763726
I fucking love raw tomatoes
>>920763806fight me
>>920763726tomatoes are amazing in pizza...
>>920763853That is very true, especially the little tomato slices they put all over on top
>>920763853so cooked then
I definitely didn’t order Cheesecake Factory
Names Tom. Tom A. Toes.
>>920764094>Cheesecake FactoryYES!!!!!
>>920763906I make my own pizza sometimes like that and the last one I made the tomatoes were large cut>>920764096kek>>920764094One of my favorite places to eat but not for any particular reason
I know vaping is bad but i'm addicted.
>>920763560yes!!!! they are so good ^_^ cherry tomatoes mog forever >>920763726keep hating
>>920763978But I will eat them raw but not a lot because our store tomatoes taste weird to me in large quantities. The weird flavor catches up to me.
>>920764180I got what I think is called pasta da Vinci >>920764213Is it the glizzies
>>920765117I haven't had a hotdog there just burgers. I should see if they even do because now i'm wondering
Oh they serve it on hawaiian bread and bow I want to try it. Hawaiian bread is great.
>>920765117>not cheesecakeFUCK!Did you like it though?
>>920765209You know what to order>>920765399I got cheesecake!! I got the Reese’s one!And yah it was pretty good, very mushroomy
>>920765551>I got the Reese’s oneNot only am I happy again, but now I'm very happy hearing that lol
