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real human images only
A real human bean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krPhj39Tp30
>>930113352That is not off topic! How dare you!!!
>>930113439I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order!You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, man! It's Chinatown!
https://youtu.be/gMNB8BqAJdY?si=CWp2w5e2lRSQMZXA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWaSuqpgZ9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAfb3f04mo
>>930117964fat
>>930118521Ugh!
>>930118680Fatso sluthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmPqHJZJdvk
>>930120328Ughhh
Hmmm
>>930122867Hmmmm hoi bb
>>930121120Fat!>>930122867Derg!
Disturbing dreams and sleep paralysis
Damn, my friend hitting me with a truth bomb today… Hitting the gym is better for attracting more men than women. Because very few women can look at a buff guy and understand how much effort went into his physique whereas other guys can tell instantly. Am I capable of doing anything straight? Also good day phaggots.
>>930124235lookin kinda swole there
>>930124220Poor got.>>930124235/fit/ is by far the gayest board on this website.
>>930124235>Am I capable of doing anything straight?That depends if ur top or bottom
>>930123218Hmm borb>>930123994Ramp!>>930124220*Hugs goater*
>>930124294Nah I wish, my eating and workout habits are still fucked after the break up with my friend so I’ve hardly put on any muscle.>>930124432I don’t know, all 3 of the guys I know IRL who were regulars on there have had or currently have girlfriends.>>930124534A bottom of course, you think I get hard for a dude’s ass? That’s super gay, don’t gotta have a boner for dudes to be a bottom which makes it the straight orientation.
>>930124734He's right behind me, isn't he?How are you, has the family situation settled well?>>930124817Of course there are those too, a fit body attracts after all.Still, that place can get pretty damn gay. Perhaps not as gay as these threads but pretty gay.
>>930125415Not anymoreAnd erh, is what it is, the rest had their goodbyes and whatnot, mom is trying to power through though still not too easy at times for her to talk about it
>>930123994Yes me
>>930125572old man's finally off to the great windmill in the sky, eh?
>>930125785Huh?
>>930125822Ramp said family situation so I thought your old man was passing.
>>930126037no that was my grandma three weeks ago
>>930126073oh okay, so it was grandma that was going to the great windmill
sparklehoob, rip david lynch also
>>930126447long live the king of weird.
>>930126111Most call it a crematorium but I guess so
>>930126264What the law state?
>>930126586hi dergster>>930126528hoi noire long live lynch
>>930126586That no fatties can ride a horse
>>930125572Good, I don't like that pervert creeping around behind me.Sounds like it settled well enough, time should take care of the rest.>>930125668Polly want cookie?>>930126447Hey pup :)Night pup :/Night all.
>>930126928Yea
>>930126928Night
>>930126638Hi dyant >>930126713Seems like a reasonable law, even though hoobers are strong there's limits
>>930126928Sweet dreams ramp
>>930127174Also mandatory runs
>>930126713All of Birbs' fetishes in one picture.
>>930127224Wait so you're a hoober? Wow
>>930127292Ughbhh!>>930127362Not really, no hoobs
>>930126928awww night ramp>>930127174how r u derg>>930127292hi snarf>>930127224hoi borb
>>930127496Hoi
>>930127496Stop staring at yeen butts.
>>930127496Am okay, hbu?
>>930124817How'd I miss Iaw admitting he takes it up the ass from guys?
>>930127683thats hoob butt actually>>930127568hoi hoi>>930127935fine
>>930127973Hmmm hoobs
>>930127973Hmm
>>930125415>>930126928Night~>>930127947I don’t but if I did it wouldn’t be gay.
The lawussy
>>930128364We all know what those weekend shifts at the bar are like for you.
>>930128503Nuh uh>>930128922Listen there’s a pole at the bar and it wasn’t my idea!Also unrelated but oh shit my plans might be changing for this upcoming trip to England. Might be able to get an extra 5 days off so I’ll have 12 days off, this opens up other countries.
>>930129155when r u going to england and where r u going>>930128296i am ok ok ok its all okkk
>>930129155i heard east palestine has been explosive recently
>>930129155Plappable Lawussy
>>930129187I’ll be leaving the US on the 26th probably arriving the 27th and then I was going to leave on the 2nd to get back to the US on the 3rd but I might be free through the 6th now which adds a few days so might alter plans. I could also drop England entirely and do Japan or something. I’m still holding off on Germany until my mom moves out there so I’ll have a place to stay.>>930129200Friend has already been there.>>930129244Not plappable, it just a regular butt.
>>930129514Better get to doin some squats RIGHT MEOW then
>>9301291555 extra days of getting some of that Big Ben in your bussy.
>>930129514no go to england not nippon...
>>930129686Already done and on to lunges>>930129759My bussy isn’t getting fucked!!!
>>930129819I will consider it, realistically I’ll go to London, Liverpool, then either make my way to Ireland with the extra days OR I’ll visit some friends in Montenegro.
>>930129840Get plapped by Dyant.
yall ghey
>>930130001yay london>>930130003yes let me plap u law
>>930130003No, I am straight>>930130489London was the main goal, only reason for Liverpool tbh is a couple friends out there, one of which really wanna takes my virginity and I’m in the mood to make bad decisions.
>PoV: You are Dyant
>>930130595oh wow the rare straight fur
>>930130595hopefully theyre a dude >>930130614literally me fr fr, i have been flirting with a guy who has a sheep sona recently
>>930130644This anon gets it!>>930130824Nah, she’s a mentally ill fatty, not quite land whale status but getting there.
>>930130929yall more popular now but in the past yall were like diamonds in the rough.
>>930131000To be fair I’m a serious bottom who is majorly online prison gay but I don’t find men attractive IRL whatsoever so I flirt around online and then never do anything. I don’t really understand women whatsoever so other than being physically attracted to them I can’t stand them. On the bright side I’ve got my dildo to help me get off while I’m single.
ba-ba-baaaaaaaaf timeshould i commence baf day friday? not really feelin it rn someone convince me
>>930130824Law is the goat
>>930131178Mmm hoobs
>>930131098for me im the homosexual where men are attractive and females (beyond my trama issues) arent interesting beyond coworkers/doctors/friends. My brain will automaticly friendzone anyone who presents as female even if I know or have history with them.I guess its like a straight person meeting a homosexual, they can be friends but no further regardless of that persons desires.
>>930131178Yeah I’m the GOAT and I’m gonna prove it by starting an underwater hockey team at work.>>930131570My issue is I’m what people I know call demisexual so I have 0 attraction to anyone don’t have romantic feelings for, when I’m drunk I can kind of look past that lack of romantic interest but it only really seems to work for me when it’s women and not men. So plan is to get absolutely hammered and fuck my friend then probably never talk to her again.
>>930131718thats fair, for me I think I am just not attracted to the female or ideas of femininity and what didnt help is that most female forms all look samey to me.
>>930131231plapp him>>930131718Plapped goat
>>930132110yes borb needs plapping
Good afternoon.
>>930131896I don’t know what does it for me, but it is what it is.>>930132110No not plapped, I am the GOAT!!! Reeee
>>930132303Plap goats.
>>930132303
on a side note anyone keeping up with at whole logfag drama? its kind of funny.
>>930132147Well than plapp him >>930132303All goats are gay and get their cheeks plappedTo the plapping chambers with you
>>930132345>>930132485Do not plap me!!!>>930132721I will only get my cheeks plapped by women.
Hoobs.
>>930132892for me at best id share a beer or such with ya.
>>930132892Sending you to the plapping chamber with Noah
>>930133016at best we will chill and watch tv since I got almost all the latest shows on my NAS.
hmmmm
>>930132955I will drink you under the table, bring it~>>930133016What if I shipped him to you instead?
>>930133449bruh im irish I can handle a suprising amount.
>>930133554I’m midwestern, our state sport is drinking and DUI’s are like Pokémon gym badges.
>>930133586god i want to move there atleast the weather wouldnt always be "your balls are being boiled" or "mother nature is on the rag and turned down the thermostat for a week"
>>930133586Plus you're gay.
The midwest sucks for weather.
>>930133449splitroasted
>>930133630It’s the worst for weather in the world, we get a pass on most natural disasters but that’s it. Yesterday it was 75f (24c) tomorrow it’s -10f (-35 with the windchill, -23c and -37c respectively).>>930133678I’m not gay I just like stuff in my butt!!!
>>930133832as somone who has lost stuff due to hurricanes that sounds like a step up.hmm stuff in your butt like a strap on.
>>930133832Yeah, man penis.
>>930133905I mean yeah the no natural disasters thing is great but the weather is not to be trusted. One time I checked the weather and it said sunny 0% chance of rain or clouds, 30 minutes later everyone was fleeing for shelter from baseball sized hail that magically appeared with 70mph wings whipping the hail around into windows. Yes exactly like strapons.>>930133984No, fake man penis.
>>930134162ah so midwest would be stuff like probably kansas. and I bet you would enjoy a big strapon in your butt.
The midwest also gets tonrados.
>>930134199Yes and I’m not afraid to admit it.
I need a cuddle slut. Where's Matty?
>>930134653I am always happy to cuddle
>>930134888silly borb
>>930135657post your hoobs
>>930135775i dont got any
>>930135808lame
Sometimes I feel like my empathy will be the death of me
so pretty
>>930136522good slut
>>930136548^~^
>>930137193I dont get it.
Around the world,Around the worrrlddd
>>930137488its plapping time
>>930137437
>>930137518hoobs
>>930130489damn. i would love to ve plapped like in this pic
>>930137818good anon
>>930137634i would ride that beast!
>>930138017ofc you would>>930138064thats not hoobs
>>930138109still its something from my tiny stash. most of my images are like a good 20MB
>>930138133damn! just imagining being plaped and stretched by that big hyena fat and knotted cock must feel soo good!
Where are the locks to try the key?
Streaches ur lock with his big fat cock?(key)
'evening
>>930138658i would love to have that on my lock
>>930138687welcome back ya fox
>>930138687Hello Leto
>>930138738Hiyo, Noah! How's you?>>930138760Hiya Para! How're you today?
>>930138687Howdy leto
>>930138798im pretty good mostly relaxing during the weekend as I play games and work on tech.
>>930138268hm,mmmmm
>>930138824Hey hey! What's shakin? Supposed to be 10°F for the Bills game Sunday.>>930138838Sounds great.
>>930138798Been all over the place. Hard to summarize. Not easy. Still, trying to maintain resilience
>>930138872hehe good borb >>930138874it is, so far the only hard issue is deciding on food rn.
>>930138905Hang in there, buddy>>930138930Pizza is always a viable answer.
>>930138962true tho I think i still have some red beans and rice leftovers.
>>930138874have myself a sleep aid dose 20 minutes ago to make the bold choice of getting up early to walk to the next town over instead of waiting for the first weekend bus in my town. thankfully that cold snap hasn't hit us yet. did the snow finally stop over there?
>>930138687Leto.
have bun
>>930138962I try
>>930138930dumb
>>930139071Yeah, and it warmed up to almost 40 today. Tomorrow night the cold starts and by Tuesday, -2°.. with the snow coming back.>>930139073SNARF'S HERE! Let the party begin! All twink butts for Snarf to celebrate!>>930139172Yay!
>>930139214cute fox also stay safe>>930139203when your brain is stupid picky where you can stare at the food you made yourself and not feel hunger yes its dumb.
>>930139345mmm food
>>930139214More lake effect, eh? I figured most of the water would've been frozen out already.
>>930139472also have my one hoofs image
>>930139585Last I heard, the ice only goes out a couple hundred feet.
oh wait heres a donk
>>930139465bnuyy>>930139618wow it trash
>>930139465bunny
>>930139854well i prefer paws over hoofs
>>930139879paws can be fine
>>930139912fair, I blame it on my interest in stuff like footjobs
>>930139214I need cuddle sluts.
>>930139964ah yes horror
>>930140053cuddles are amazing and I want them as well
>>930139638I got the skinny. Leaning on not much but it could get worse.
>>930140053If someone here would simply win the lottery, we could have the Cuddle Mansion built.>>930140115I don't like extreme cold, and I hate the wind when it's cold... but snow, ehhh... let 'er rip.Also, Fiver was just by. He got carrots, cereal, and a couple peanut butter/cracker sammiches
>>930140257Should've taken pics for Dely.
>>930140324It's tough when it's dark out.
>>930140257well, as long as he's fed and staying safe out there, yeah?and Eh, winters have been quieter on my end. I've has a few crazy winters during high school I'd go nuts if it snows as much as it does over there.
>>930140407He needs tiny hats.
>>930140507
>>930140738Look at that dapper muthafucka.
>>930140738hamsum bny
>>930140777>tripsIndeed>>930140925And bestest bunn
buns are good thats why I have an oc of one
>>930141028show!!
>>930141028But it doesn't have a tiny hat.
>>930141076i posted it here in this post>>930139144
>>930141110aaaa the autism is palpable!!!
>>930141142oh ill plap you hard enough to forget your name~
>>930141142well i am ... very autistic lol
>>930141223guhhhhhh>>930141244im shocked! shocked i tell you!
>>930141272ill have you as my personal cockcsleve as we lay in bed together~
>>930141330And you doubted me.
>>930141330It's starting to hit me, I gotta ask who do you got winning tomorrow before I lose altitude?
>>930141453Tomorrow? Lions and the Texans will win.
>>930141492i have about 10 bucks on the texans
>>930141525KC barely won all year long. Texans are tough.
>>930141657well lets hope they keep winning because those 10 dollars will become 50 if i win.
>>930141921Good luck! I'm hoping the conference playoff will be Texans Vs Bills and the Super Bowl is Bills Vs. the Lions
>>930141962oh I will make like 200 if they make it to superbowl because Bourbon street residuals.
>>930141492good picks all around
>>930142308Gonna be an exciting weekend. Not happy with a 6:30pm Bills game on Sunday, but thrilled we're in round 2 of the playoffs.
>>930142833Fuck. Is the game really at 6:30?
>>930142934Yeah, first game Sunday is 3pm EST
>>930143004Son of a bitch. Sunday is going to be a long day. Won't be getting home until real late.
>>930143105Saturday's worse. 4:30 and 8:00 games. I really don't like night games.
>>930143193Saturday doesn't bother me as much because we already have a later closing time.
>>930143261Yeah, Saturday's not awful. I just hate the Sunday, Monday, and Thursday night games. Watch to the end and race to bed and get up 6 and a half or 7 hours later.
>>930143340the worst part is you probably cant sleep immedately so you will fight and instead get 5hrs.
>>930143481Pretty much. I have a TV in the bedroom and I put on boring YouTube videos or stream a TV episode I've seen a hundred times just to bore myself to sleep.
>>930143340I attempt sleep far past when the last game would theoretically end. I'm talking 6-7am. I just don't want to be atuck at work until hella late.
>>930143688Heh, yeah, about when I get up every day. Occasionally on Sunday I manage to sleep in past 8am.
>>930143865Couldn't be me. I'm a night owl. Always have been.
>>930144060I used to work in a restaurant. 2 6am-4pm shifts, 2 2pm-midnight shifts, and some mid like 8am-6pm. I liked the 2-12 shifts because I could stay up all night and still get lots of sleep.
>>930144194I start work as early as 2pm and as late as 5pm, depending on how busy they're going to be and what time the games will start. But even before I went into food service and was doing manufacturing and warehouse work I'd ask for their late shifts.
>>930144332I was an assistant manager and was in charge of inventory, unloading the trucks, and doing the order. It was every 2 weeks. I'd work a 2-12 shift, drink in the parking lot with the closing crew, then get the rooms ready and do inventory at 3am for the truck at 4. Unload, do my ordering, have breakfast, and fuck around doing maintenance and other busy work till 1pm. Ahh, youth.
>>930144538I try to work as little as possible. I never wanted to be the kind of person who works all the time. Do the minimum to pay my bills and have a little comfort, and spend the vast majority of my time doing what I want.
>>930144677That's the smart thing to do. Me, I grub for every hour of work I can get. 6 days a week. Usually the first in and the last to leave. Money if good. Being tired isn't good.
>>930144732I've done jobs like that, tons of OT and the like. I hated them. I was never overly focused or concerned with making a lot of money.
>>930144892I have a technology buying problem.
>>930144928neerd tho im in the same boat when i can afford it.
>>930144965I keep finding excuses to build computers.
>>930144928I'm more interested in experiences. Material possessions mean very little to me, just those that have sentimental value.
>>930145065I want to build more I just have really low income
>>930145073I totally get that. WHen grandparents died, I just marked territory on some small item that I associated with them. Like this weird kinda egg-shaped solid glass thing they had on their coffee table. It has these things inside that 3 year old me thought were peppermint candies. I used to love looking at it. I let the rest of the family fight over everything else.
>>930145202I didn't get anything from my grandmother when she died and the only thing I got from my brother was a portion of his ashes. I still have the helmet I had to wear as an infant to keep my head together while the fracture mended, my jack in the box, my baby blanket, and the stuffed monkey I got when I was in the icu. Those four things and the ashes are my most valued possessions and they're not worth a dime.
>>930145202for me in that regard I know I am royally screwed to pretty much always be a furry because my late mother helped finace my fursuit as my college graduation president.
>>930145098Well, after I 9800x3d up my rotting Intel PC I'm going on an austerity budget.>>930145390Those things are invaluable treasures. Also, I found a picture of the glass thingie!>>930145407Wow, that's actually really cool.
>>930124235I've always heard stuff about gyms, but never saw or experienced anything there.
>>930145501even helped me with my trip to anthrocon in i think 2015/2016. So yea my family is weirdBut I do hope to get a new laptop for now before I really invest in a new pc because that 5k is far away.
>>930145501Very valuable. I don't really show them to people though. Or at least not the stuff from when I was a baby, those are all secured away safely from prying eyes. What even are those? Shells?
>>930145564They are hiding it all from you.
>>930145519>>930145567Neat!Weird in a cool wayEhh, depending on your laptop budget, and if you already have the peripherals, a budget PC build should out-perform any laptop... dollar for dollar. >>930145596I honestly don't know. But as a kid, it fascinated me and I still like having it around and looking at it.
>>930145686well I will admit I also want a good linux laptop
>>930145686They look kind of like they could be shells of some kind. I used to have somethibg similar to that when I was a kid. A clear ball with chunks kf opal in it.
>>930145880I don't think it's a shell. Each has a little circle with a blue dot in it and 3 concentric circles around it made in some zig-zag pattern. I'd love to know more about it, but it's ancient and I wouldn't even know how to research it.
And, I'm off to bed. Night all!
>>930146030nini leto we luffs u <333
Another day of tumultuous moods and thoughts.
>>930146030Wait, don't go yet. I have something for you.
Damn. I was going to let him know what that is.
>>930138658What does it open?
rawr yall gay.
>>930147183yea~
Goodnight.
>>930150893and you should be filled with dick~
thread alive for almost 24hthis is unusual
>>930153022ive been holding the door open
>>930153079good boy doing the gods workhow be?