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G/fur
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Art thou afeard?
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Hmm
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That's two people who have joined me in the wastes.
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The light rises soon
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Fool acknowledging me as a human, wow
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>>930156392
bnuyy
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I prefer to dwell in the dark.
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>>930156414
Why wouldn't I?
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>>930156423
Heels

>>930156440
Idunno, why wouldn't you?
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>>930156472
best part
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>>930156472
I'm not sure. I tend to refer to all people as humans.
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>>930156486
I guess so

>>930156523
What could be a reason not to though
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>>930156538
yes acknowledge it more
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>>930156538
If you were a billionaire or some sort of robot that mimics sentience.
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>>930156580
I'd say the wrist thingies are more essential to the outfit tbh

>>930156613
How so? Also how's the thumb?
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>>930156681
I dislike them
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>>930156701
Why?
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>>930156423
a grill
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>>930156712
how should I know
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>>930156681
Billionaires give up their humanity in the pursuit of unfathomable wealth built on the blood of the poor and working class. A robot that only mimics sentience but is not sentient can't be considered human.

The thumb feels weird, like parts of it are asleep but other parts are not. No more pain though, unless I bang it into something on accident. It is annoying to not be able to use it since it's in this big splint and bandage. How are you doing?
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>>930156247
kill yourself fucking furfag
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>>930156772
Well usually there's a reason why you don't like things

>>930156774
Would you want sentient robots?
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>>930157011
same reason why I dislike buttons, I just do
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>>930157082
Shocking information, wow
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>>930157011
Actual sentient robots? Sure, if they existed that wouldn't bother me none.
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>>930157147
yh
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>>930157592
2 for 1 special got him cranked up
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>>930157683
I get boner to discounted hummus all the time
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>>930157720
30% on 2 pounds of tomato dried turkey
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>>930157742
>me right now
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>>930157754
that's nuts
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>>930156247
kill yourself fucking furfag
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>>930157800
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>>930157720
You don't even like the hummus from the store
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>>930158771
But I can get it easily
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fags
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>>930159101
yes u
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>>930159264
ewww
that's a disgusting ass
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>>930159264
what the hell
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>>930159264
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>>930159295
That's because he didn't push out the big egg yet~

>>930159346
Butthole vacuum pump.
Finest innovation.
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>>930159539
???
disgusting
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>>930159610
BE HORNY AND PERVERTED AND EMBRACE THE DONUT AS OF NOW!
How's fwend Viv anyway?
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>>930159701
I refuse to have ass like that
I'm mad and tired and hungry
other than that I'm eh
how are you fag?
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Hm
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>>930159876
Yes
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>>930160158
You at bar?
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>>930160175
No, chores
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>>930159748
It's an aquired taste and much you have to learn my very young padawan.
So yes you do not refuse, you will.
I'm fine, just being damn lazy recently and putting on a spare kg or two.
But I'm more positive about my future than I have been in recent times, which in return adds a lot to day to day life quality.
Why Viv mad? Viv mad no gud.
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>>930160508
aquired taste or not, I refuse to have ass destroyed like that
noice, I'm jelly of you cause for me everything constantly goes wrong, it's been so bad for so long that something going as needed is actually weird
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>>930160773
It's not destroyed, just a lil donutized.
The destruction comes afterwards because it's so damn horny-making.
I'm sure you make it out worse than it is, don't see the good things that happen no matter how minor they may be.
Isn't there somehting that would make you happy, somethign you can do right now or really any time?
Evena s simple as taking a walk to enjoy some fog or whatever.
Gott atreat yourself to something, anything.
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>>930159264
That is NOT healthy O_O
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>>930161084
I'm just chillin and vibing and gaming, fuck doing anything for rest of the weekend
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>>930161145
It is for me so shut the fuck up and love it, bottom bitch fuck gnargh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUTTTTT
My fat heartthrobcock in your butt!
And then eating donut.

>>930161572
That's what weekends are for, good brother.
I'm kinda getting back into drawing rn and kinda getting drunk and annoyed with myself eh.
Gayming anyhting in particular or just vibing through the catalog?
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Phaggots
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>>930161936
right now I'm playing poe2 and leveling up new character and pondering what else to do

>>930162035
no u
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>>930162035
Beeeeh I suck your ass and fuck you up.

>>930162072
I redid my Grim Yawn summoner up to lvl 60 something but ran into the first real minor challenge and lost interest as shit turned into work.
Fucking resistances.
What new build you doin?
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>>930162243
resistances are always a pain in these games
I'm doing some OP as fuck invoker build, but first gotta level it up and it's boring as fuck, like really boring as fuck
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Why's there a fox in a barn
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>>930162439
it's partaking in tomfoolery
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>>930162386
No pain no gain
BITCH!!1!°

>>930162439
Because he's looking for a stallion.
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>>930162492
my whole life has been filled with pain, WHERE'S THE FUCKING GAIN HUH?
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>>930162386
https://e621.net/posts/1530718?
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>>930162516
yes, that is indeed reference to this very video
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>>930162481
>>930162492
Hnmn
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>>930162072
Would I be a phaggot if I was flying halfway across the world to sleep around to make terrible decisions in bed? Checkmate atheists!
>>930162243
I’m not gay! I just like stuff up my butt >3<
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>>930162986
hm?

>>930163022
that would depend if you or the other guy said 'yes homo' or if the balls touched
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>>930163062
The fox shouldn't be doing tomfoolery
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>>930163319
but that's what foxes do tho
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>>930162513
Coming to you, into you.
Like a surge, like a thief in the night.
Just wait it out.

>>930162986
I want to fuck you.

>>930163022
So I wanna fuck you too.

Fuck my dick NOW!
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Someone horny

>>930163328
Why though
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>>930163560
been waiting long enough I feel like

>>930163696
dunno, ask foxes why they like to partake in tomfoolery
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>>930163062
It’d be with women!!! Women!!! Reeeee
>>930163560
Hmmm your chest looks a little flat to be a woman, but as long as you say you are I guess it’d be fine~
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>>930163856
uh huh
still counts when she's pegging you tho
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>>930163912
I’ll make sure it’s missionary then so the strapons balls can’t touch mine, I’ll leave the socks on, AND I’ll say no homo!
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>>930163981
I'll say 'yes homo'
you're out of luck my boy
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>>930164266
Quick someone else say no homo for me, I already said it once so I can’t say it again!
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>>930164325
too bad
get fooked!
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>>930163696
You put on something dirty, I gotta go to the store real quick.
When I come back I'll chase you around and then we'll make out.
Yeh?

>>930163728
Good comes to those that wait, or so they say.
I mean I'm still waiting myself but maybe some day?

>>930163856
Speak sense you dizzy broad!
I don't wanna do it with you.
I wanna do it to you.
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Someone come up with a healthy dinner so I can refuse the idea and just go and get some eggs to bake
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>>930164625
hummus
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also oatmeal with raisins, I'd feed you with oats
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>>930164610
I'm done with waiting at this point
time to go full feral

>>930164625
classic chicken with rice and with some nice doze of mixed steamed veggies
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>>930164419
Reeeeee
>>930164610
That’s way too lewd!!!
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>>930164610
Like what, a Union Berlin shirt? And pffft chasing

>>930164692
>>930164644
Terrible suggestions, gonna get jajka

>>930164746
Hmmm still need to make certain sauce for stuff like that once myself
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>>930164862
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I'm going for pizza
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>>930164894
Hmmm cornpizza
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>>930164801
get fooked NEERD

>>930164862
what sauce?
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>>930165181
The Fu Yung one
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>>930165253
never heard of it
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>>930165317
Chinese sweet tomato sauce pretty much
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>>930165181
Fook me yourself you coward! Just keep your socks on, don’t let the balls touch and say homo after.
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>>930165416
sounds interesting

>>930165428
I will fook you myself, but I will NOT keep socks on and WILL let balls touch and most importantly will keep saying 'yes homo' before, during and after!
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>>930165466
3gay5me

I’m gonna workout then shower and figure out lunch, talk to you nerds later <3
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>>930165596
see ya gae boi
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>>930164746
Now that's somethign I can get behind.
Gonna go mrreow?

>>930164801
Is of not!

>>930164862
Well you can just lay there and wear anything for all I care.
It's gonna get RAWRd off anyway.

>>930165596
Later, bottom slut.
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Lollipop
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>>930165781
In that case it might as well be a Schalke shirt then, they're used to getting destroyed

Also got eggs and unions as they're the closest to tulips I suppose
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>>930167221
pamcakes
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>>930167221
pov date with you?



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