/waifu/ threadsong: https://youtu.be/1IgRXllx0gU?si=GxLNm65yzfH32qdsrurus:>claim waifu>post waifu>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)>no erp>no overly lewd content>passniggers get the rope>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12>discuss and have fun
Thank God.>>930319911Get a blanket.
>>930320473What are we thanking God for?
Vwry cutr
should I do it
>>930320473I don't have my mexican tiger blanket anymore. I don't know what happened to it.
Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!>>930320255Heylo.>>930320473Now post the god.>>930320553Hello Akemi claimer.>>930320607Tsugu claimer!>>930320632POV: Takane surrounded by all her friends on her birthday, and you're taking a picture.
>>930321461Yo.
>>930320945Fuck are you asking for? Nobody cares what you do
>>930321725I am now officially out of snacks, out of Bepis, out of really anything to eat or drink while watching stuff. And it's like, 0° out.How are you?
>>930321791Unfortunate.I am alive as usual.
There are are no rules
I want everyone to hate and act out in anger. I want you to throw your morality aside for nothing
>>930321854Fortunate, though you are usually alive, yes. If not, things would be awkward.
>>930321461Suzu.
>>930322011Order up!How are you tonight, Hatobaclaimer?
>>930322011Put you in the frier make you into fried rice
>>930322043Indifferent. >>930322129New number who this?
>>930322189Trying to get upbeat, positive responses to that question from you or Seija is really quite futile. You could humor me once in a while.I hope it's at least a positive leaning indifferent.
>>930322325I could and I would but there's really not much going on up here in my head.
Believe me, its better this way.https://youtu.be/AQ_NuH6MIF0?si=danzi-RPeLrsd_ED
>>930320581I didn't have time to make a thread earlier.>>930321439Damn, just lost or stolen/borrowed?>>930321461
>>930322846Probably lost from the couple of moves I've done in the past.
>>930322846A wizard arrives just on time.
>>930322807Pretty.Bah, 3am...Do you have Starburst candy there?>>930322846This will never not make me giggle. Especially at 3am.
>>930322987I dont know what that is so I assume not.
>>930323006Fruit flavored toffee chews, basically. They're really good.
>>930323069Sounds like they need some salt.
>>930323121>saltDisgusting. They're fruit flavored! Like Skittles.
>>930323161I wouldnt mind if skittles had some salt.
>>930323205Why do you want salt on everything like it's licorice?
Also:>>930323121>>930323205Wholesomes.
>>930323223Salt makes everything better.
I was just looking through images cause bored..Am I just autistic or has this bothered anyone else? The girlies wear the most elaborate and fancy hairstyles that probably take hours to get right.. and then the animators just draw these strains into the back to make it look messy.
It's in about 110% of anime and I hate it
>>930323242I highly doubt salt makes fruity Starburst or Skittles taste better.Tell me you don't salt your energy drinks...
>>930323615They already have enough salt in them.
>>930323737Seija, they made lore accurate EU> economic depression> mass unemployment> Germans are nominally in charge of this mess
>>930324235seems about right.
>>930324481There is an achievement for forcing Britain join. I say forcing, because they are hardcoded to say no to joining.
>>930324744How can you force them?Achievements are meant to be, well, achieveable, no?
Pondering.
>>930326058Thonking.
>>930326058Poondering
>>930326847Thonkang.>>930326926Goonering.
>>930327251Tink
https://youtu.be/k1ZlQWf9HYY?si=ESHgEGcgCF29ZHDs
>>930327251Gringoo>>930327497Yo
>>930327622yo
>>930327702What's up, what's down?
>>930327816Laying in bed dying of a migraine as is tradition.
"we know there's a record breaking snowfall and every road is closed; you don't have to come to work, but you aren't being paid unless you use vacation time."Side note, the snow is taller than my car's ground clearance.
>>930327941Ow. Did you wake up recently?
>>930328322That sounds illegal.
>>930328478What does?Not paying people because of acts of god that shut the airport down so we'd have nothing to do even if we go in?Maybe to some third world country, but this is the U.S. think of the poor corpos, not the people that need money to not die.
>>930328517Yeah usually they should pay those days.Didn't the same thing happen last year with snowstorms in the south of North America?
>>930328442I woke up about 11 hours ago.
>>930328684Not how it works here. Figure your own shit out.Not last year. Texas froze over a few years ago and a ton of people lost power, several died.Here we just got snow, but without proper equipment, snow turns to ice.I could go out sliding all around though.
>>930328742Seija can fly, right?
>>930329751Yes.
>>930329794Like, really fly? On her own? Without any tools or something like that?
>>930329908Yes, she would be pretty bad at danmaku if she couldn't.
>>930329939Alright thanks.
>>930329995For future reference im almost positive that applies to every other non-human touhou as well.
>>930330066The siren cant fly though, and Im pretty sure theres a character that you fight while shes running, but I can remember who.
>>930330113The who? Wakasagihime?
>>930330189Yeah, she, you fight her while shes swimming.
>>930330180peak
>>930330260I figured that was just because her only power is literally a powerup from being in water, all youkai can use magic so I dont see why she couldnt.Are mermaids and sirens supposed to be the same thing.
>>930330357God shes so bad.I constantly forget that the word "siren" means something different in english and spanish.
>>930330855At least she'd make a banger rice topping.
>>930330935I hate fish.And I dont know if could bear eating something that has so much sentiense.
>>930331386The greatest joy in life and you hate it.Sure you could, just put it in your mouth, chew and swallow. If its a small enough piece you could even skip the chewing part.
>>930331430I hate food in general. There are plenty of better things to experience than fucking fish.I dont know mate, that shit could be cursed, and thats a very real threat in the hell hole that is Gensokyo.
>>930331525If you say so.How bad could it be to get cursed?
Back?
>>930331603You clearly havent been cursed or seen how bad things can get.>>930331816Yes, go back.
>>930325242Cram 482 destroyers and 32 marine divisions into the north sea and drag them to the EU membership signing ceremony
>>930331867Everything is so fucking cold though.
>>930332954Tsugu you live in southeast Asia, aren't you guys always boiling?
>>930332954How is it possible that every poster in these threads is complaining about cold at the same time?
One crisis averted
Out of the frying pan into the fire
>>930333201 (You)>>930333304 (You)
>>930333304Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
>>930333637por que?>>930333759lol
>>930334220No reason.
im sofucking mean lol
>>930334220I wanna fuck anzu
>>930334422What is Relm's relationship with Ultros in the headcanon? Friendly? Romantic? Does she feel bad about beating him to death with a drawing of himself?
what relationship is probably japanese and its a gag which is really edgy
>>930335037Theres really nothing to make a headcannon from, Ultros interacts with the child in one scene.
Dark Souls 1 is great. I only spent like four hours running in circles trying to find where to go.
>>930335298I've seen the scene and there is definitely enough to fabricate a headcanon, backstory, potential love triangles and more off of it. And I've seen enough art of the two together from you alone to indicate that there could be a very cute relationship between the two.
>>930335468lewd*
>>930335603Please face the wall.
Crippling gambling addiction
8pm, sleeping is legal now.
>>930335468Maybe Im just not the kind of guy to make headcannons out of something like that.If anything one would think Ultros might not like Relm after what she did.
>>930335973This image is funny.
>>930336158[...] Why?
>>930336274I mean...I don't want to ruin it for you.But also partly because it's just like, "Oh WOW, a big stack of PANCAKES" with completely no context for me as a person unfamiliar with Final Fantasy.
>>930336409You find it funny for a bad reason or something?To be fair even if you played the game you could miss the context. The fact that Relm is a pancake person is given on an outside source from the game.
>>930336495I see.I mean, I just woke up not long ago, so I have the grog-giggles I guess. If I was fully awake I probably would've rationalized that pancakes are somehow a part of her lore.
>>930335973Maybe but he'd have to forgive her since she's cute. From there a blossoming friendship/rivalry would develop.
>>930336621I bet Anzu gets forgiven constantly.
>>930336621It would be completely in character for that degenerate to forgive blatant psychological abuse and manipulation if the girls that did it were cute.>>930336588Thats a weird side effect of just getting up, never heard of that one.
>>930336780No, you see, Relm is cute AND funny whereas Anzu is cute and a drain on everyone's time, resources and mental wellbeing. The only one delusional enough to put up with her crap is Kirari.>>930336939I don't usually say a character is literally me but when you put it that way...
>>930336939Do you ever draw Relm with pancakes?Do you think Relm would enjoy going to IHOP?
>>930337045From what little I know of Anzu I have all these weird, boring questions about her. Like, since she's so lazy, who the hell does her laundry? Kirari? Her producer? Who cooks for her? Who pays her bills?
>>930337045I hate pretty privilege.>>930337084Not really, I dont like drawing food and to draw a good Relm pancakes drawing I would to not only draw good food but also draw a cute Relm, which is something I still need to get good at.Maybe? I didnt know what that was but googling it sends me pancake images, Relm is a child, she would probably get hit with the consume lots of sugary stuff and regret it when you cant move combo.
Oh, I sold something. Which I now have to pack & ship. I'm off for now, but I hope you all have a wonderful Waifu Wednesday! And remember:>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity.
>>930337194These are all great questions.>>930337249Why? Pretty people deserve all the good things in life and ugly people should be relegated to living under bridges in vans by the river.
>>930337443I hate pretty privilege.Going to work out, see you in 2 hours.
>>930338304Remember to hydrate.
I am full of disgust and hatred
>>930338741I forgot to do that before leaving, I did it when I returned.Hey old man, guess what? I got myself a new toy!
>>930343458Hydration is important.
>>930343458?
>>930344440While I was taking a break from using the machines in the park I went around looking for a bamboo stick to play with, while I was doing that I stumbled upon the remains of an umbrella, and after analyzing it for a bit I finished it off, got rid of all the potentially dangerous junk and took it for myself. Let me tell you, this is the best stick Ive gotten my hands into, suficiently long, reasonably light, made of something sturdy, doesnt bend, has a built in handle and the spring system it has leads to a wacky and interesting fighting style, it feels like Im using a gunblade the way I have to recharge that thing in between swings. Aint this great?!Only downside is that the handle is too short and is made of something that creates a lot of friction, so I would have to buy some gloves or use a sock to protect my hand if I want (I want) to use it in the long run, but other than that I aint complaining.
>>930344707That is definitely not what I expected.
>>930345094What did you expect?
CAAAATwhere are u cato, already in bed?
>>930344707This reminds me of the scene in Outlaw Star where my waifu has had her sword confiscated, but the station they're on is being attacked by pirates who have boarded, and when she sees two of them coming for her and the gang she quickly grabs a piece of pipe and uses it in lieu of her bokken to take them out.She then deadpan comments "this is not a good weapon" as the rest of the gang looks on in shock.
>>930345456You answered this question already but I forgot the answer.Is Suzuka a chi user or something like that?
>>930345633It's implied, yes, as she's able to focus & direct energy beyond manipulating her light shield. She's then able to combine this talent with her bokken to perform such acts as picrel.
>>930345680Tsugu is a mochi ball.
>>930345680The fact that shes flesh colored is very disturbing.>>930345705So the fact that she uses a wooden sword is not completely because of anime logic, got it.
>>930345358Not really sure but it's nice to see that you haven't become so jaded that you can still enjoy something as simple as a good stick to swing around at children and ducks. I may have even cracked a smile. What kind of workout did you do though? Are you getting buff?
>>930345744Squishy.>>930345891How so? Isn't that the same for any other art where a character morph into something else?
Phaggits.
>>930345891I think I understand your statement, so correct.It's actually honoring truly skilled masters of the katana, who could defeat their opponents without a sharpened blade, like Musashi Miyomoto in his iconic duel with Kojiro Sasaki on Ganryu Island in 1612.>>930345964Squish waifu.
>>930346117Sniff, fox earhole.
>>930345909Thats the thing mate, I am a cynical asshole online, and even then, only SOMETIMES. IRL, as long as I am not dealing with annoying people I am a perfectly normal but extremely childish individual, my childish and playful side is there, intact, I simply dont show it around too much because reasons.>I may have even cracked a smileGood.I dont know, some cardio, squatting, a bit of legs and arms. I dont know names, I just use the machinery and hope for the best. >Are you getting buff?God I wish. I need money to cost myself a better diet before that happens.>>930345964Is it? I feel like most of the time they get some non descript color, not flesh color, it may be a me thing though.>>930346131I just thought about it because one Im a Megamanfag and two, if a metal pipe is worse than a wooden sword there must be a reason for it rather than form.
>>930346160Why tho?
>>930346181Idk. When I coloured that, I just thought I'd make it not white. It'll look incomplete, that's why it's skin coloured. If it's not peach what do you want me to do? Color her red?
Sayaka is now claimed ITT
>>930346331Oh was it you that colored it?I dont know, I would have left it white, just a white non descript thing with Hatobas hat, thats it.But again, its just a me thing, its your thing, so if you like it then thats enough.
>>930346181Well that's a different scenario, actually.In the pipe scene, she isn't using energy; it's purely a kenjutsu attack, but unlike a bokken which is made in the exact size, shape and curve of a katana, and does have an "edge" to deliver the force of the strike, the pipe is just a big, unbalanced, blunt, straight object.So no, a pipe does not make a good weapon compared to a bokken, in the hands of someone trained in using the latter.I hope I'm not confusing you?
>>930346181Excellent, keep working hard. How many pullups can you do? What kind of machinery does the park have?>>930346395Outside of this thread though?
>>930346331No no, it looks good, because mochi is off white, and it looks like a mochi ball.>>930346395Thread is now awesome ITT
>>930346214Free will, why not?
>>930346181Also it's been like 32 years since I played a Megaman game; how does that relate? I'm just wondering.
>>930346475She's always claimed by me outside this thread>>930346477ily>>930346555Trips, nice
>>930346497Your will should not be free. I hope to finish fox by weekend.
