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>>930338573
https://youtu.be/BRGTVvOfzjs?si=t7tROr-sBb64baH6

Not anymore. we ate at an amazing, absolutely fucking AMAZING restaurant called the Pirate's House earlier

It's been there since the mid 1700s, and was actually a place where pirates would go to drink and eat after docking their ships off the Georgia coast. The food was fucking off the goddamn chain.

fucking phenomenal. we're going back tomorrow night for dinner

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>>930338573
Poop Eat!

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>>930338859
We're eating at a poop truck.
I mean food truck

>>930338573
by the way... I'm starting to realize you're the one who typed the infantile "Your mama left her panties here" kindergarten level insult, weren't you?

I would have expected much better, because you are not a stupid person, but that was literally one of the most amateurish stupid low IQ infantile gay as fuck attempts I've ever seen at an 'insult'.

at least since I was in kindergarten.

kind of like the painful "Your father's butt plug" ethereal insult attempt

Tell the smart FUNNY one to get in touch with me because in the past two days I've already drummed up four more mural jobs. Your friend could make several thousand dollars in just a couple weeks.
(But only if he lives near the southeast, or it would be unrealistic for him to travel)

He knows where to find me

>>930339109
Proof?

>>930338900
yeah, that's hilarious. brilliant comedy stuff, huh?

anyway... I kind of stopped doing the big mural stuff years ago, and started focusing on canvases, but recently I've decided to come out of my pseudo mural retirement, and I'm looking for at least one dependable assistant, but they've got to be reasonably cool or it's no fun.

Do your friend a favor and tell him I'd like to know if he is able to travel to Georgia and make some money really fast.

>>930338895
Believe it or not, there's a way to do your particular routine and have it actually be FUNNY

in fact, due to the lowbrow infantile nature of the irritating content, it's almost mandatory that you make it somewhat upper echelon in its ethereal element.

It's kind of required that it contains some highbrow intelligent humor here and there, slightly sophisticated humor that attracts smart people.

Just because it's about feces, that doesn't mean it has to be low IQ tier

It's an old house, right there on the river, and it's been there since like 1770 or something. literally old time pirates used to go there and get drunk when they finally got off their ships. I'm pretty sure they probably had a bravo upstairs as well back in the 1700s, but anyway.. that house has been there for almost 300 years, and it has this really long history.

It's an absolutely top of the line gourmet seafood restaurant now, with highly stylized dishes and the quality is outstanding.

I don't even like alcohol but we had a couple drinks because when in Rome... Right?

anyway I'm going to let you children enjoy your little playground games.

Tell the mature smart guy to get in touch with me. see you later

>>930339516
Grow up.

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I don't know if I ever showed this to you. I did some scenic painting on the upcoming Superman movie. they shot it here in Georgia

This is outside of one of the sets, and there's no photographs allowed on set

>>930339538
learn humor

>>930339109
We have a discord server

Several of us.

>>930339538
I mean, it couldn't hurt for you to finally learn what constitutes humor

either that, or hire somebody who knows how to be funny

>>930339538
because unlike you, I can pay the one smart funny guy, so I intend on hiring him, if he's able to do the jobs

>>930339538
speaking of jobs. how's your disability shit working out for you?

>>930339596
yeah but there's a problem with that, see.. I'm a heterosexual

So of course I don't do discord.

Tell the smart funny guy to get in touch with me

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Johnny I can't continue seeing you fumbling thinking it's one person you're talking to

>>930339656
There are troons in the server. Probably not your cup of tea.

Sorry to burst your bubble about logposting

>>930339584
So you think eating poop is a joke?
What a literal child you are.

>>930339607
Use your big boy words E, nobody is listening to your unmedicated rants.

>>930339625
Proof?

>>930339641
Oh grow up.

>>930339658
I never for one minute assumed it was one person. in fact, I've made it quite clear that I don't think it's one person.

are you the one I'm looking for?

are you the smart cool one?
If so, I've got a job offer for you.
helping me paint some murals, but you'd have to be able to come to Georgia.

spring is coming soon, and I'll probably do some down in Florida as well, but right now I've got some work lined up in Georgia.

It pays very very well.

>>930339711
see? That's how I can tell you're not the cool one.

You're the one who's quite literally receiving welfare checks every month, right?

or are there more than one of you who's just a lazy fucking excuse maker?

because you're fully capable of working
there's absolutely NO reason for you not to be working

>>930339724
The "smart one" is probably Animaterr man. He wears clown makeup and entertains us on YouTube on occasion. He usually comes on around midnight EST. He works as a strawberry picker.

>>930339724
Can we go to the Pirate's House? Yohoho arrrgh

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>>930339711
no. You're actually quite mistaken

they're all reading every fucking word

see how easy that was?

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>>930339761
So no proof?

>>930338573
Awwwwww yeah I'm ready to eat

>>930339782
from Newport News to Savannah is a 9h trip, I can't be bothered.

>>930339782
Meds

>>930339711
when you've been paying attention for as long as I've been on this planet, you eventually come to realize the simple answer is generally the correct answer.

The one that's sitting directly in front of everybody's face.

So yeah, it's really not that complicated

anyway. I'm looking for the cool smart one in your little Pre-K playground gang

The one that actually feels kind of out of place when he watches the other guys come up with such stupid content that's simply NOT funny, not even to children.

Tell him to get in touch with me
I shan't ask again
because I can easily teach anybody how to do this and they'll get paid while they're learning.

A lot more than they would get paid at a job that's for goddamn sure

see you later. Have fun with your mama jokes and poopy jokes and butt plug jokes

(these days, even 5-year-old kids are more sophisticated than your level of humor. You would literally get laughed off the playground, and not in a good way)

something tells me you never learned how to fit in, or you would have outgrown this stage by the time you reached the sixth grade

bye

>>930339697
You've never bursted anybody's bubble

And you've certainly never popped a cherry

Have a good day

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>>930339928
Sure I know him, just post your phone number and we'll forward you his contact information.
>braaaaap
Excuse me.

>>930339846
oh okay that's all I needed to know...
Cool.. I didn't know what part of the country you were in

I was kind of hoping you might be somewhere near the southeast, but okay. Good enough

take care, man. be well

>>930339956
i didnt mean it in an insulting way alas it's hard to get one's intentions over plain text. good luck witj your endeavors

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>>930338573
The Cheese Tax! The Cheese Tax!
You got to pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking
When the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
But when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax

>>930339995
excuse me. You're not part of this conversation.

learn your place

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>>930340096
Proof?

>>930340009
oh. then forgive me. It seemed like that was supposed to be rude.

But then again, I suppose after "Your mama left her panties" and "Your father's butt plug", I guess it's easy to understand how somebody could mistake even the simplest most childish comment as your 'playground gang's' attempt at being insulting...

My bad.

kys

We're all mad here

quite honestly? I was probably one of your biggest fans, believe it or not.

But the other day when one of you guys said "Your mom's panties" I lost respect for the entire concept.

anybody who's running your show, and would allow such low IQ idiots to be part of your team?.. That's Mismanagement

That's not professional at all

You're only as strong as your weakest link
and you can't get much weaker than that

yep
after they typed those embarrassing idiotic infantile low IQ words...
I lost all interest
And I definitely lost respect

anyway, I'll let you get back to your little 70 IQ Insults

adios

>>930340178
Meds

>>930340065
that is HILARIOUS !!!

You are a comedy genius, aren't you?

LOOK AT YOU GO !!!
YOU GO, GIRL !!
You're the funny man, aren't you?

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The Cheese Tax! The Cheese Tax!
You got to pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking
When the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
But when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax!

logposters come and go. there is no barrier to entry. most people who post log images didnt actually create them. in fact most of the memes posted itt are from 4 years ago

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>>930340294
Are you saying I'm cheesy?
I'M MADE OF CHEESE
The Cheese Tax! The Cheese Tax!
You got to pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking
When the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
But when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax

>>930340299
Sam is reliant on my son now. My son reinvented Sam's entire thing.

My son became a millionaire at age 25.
no shit.
I'm so fucking proud of him
but not because of the money....

nope
because he's literally following his dreams

I'm glad to see certain members of your elite comedy gang are chasing there CHEESE TAX COMEDY dreams

(It's one of the funniest things I've ever read)

You are a natural born comedian, aren't you?

>>930338573
I'm so glad youre still here, logfag.
I was worried you were serious when you said you had mad eyour last logthread

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he's here forever

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>>930340362
Oh nonono I'm here to sage logposters
The Cheese Tax! The Cheese Tax!
You got to pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking
When the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
But when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax

>>930340354
I'm saying while you upload photographs of Sam, my son is now a millionaire, and he would look at your HILARIOUS cheese tax thing and be embarrassed for you.

So you stick to the uploading stupid photos

and he'll continue with season 4

>>930340452

You keep getting FUNNIER and FUNNIER with everything you post, don't you?

You have a very advanced IQ, because a high IQ is essential to developing effective humor.

.................isn't it, Comedy Einstein?

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Geez guys poop STINKS

>>930338573
be honest You're the one who came up with the brilliant "mom's panties" knee slapper, weren't you?

It wasn't one of the other guys, was it?

You seriously need to get rid of some of these low IQ guys that you have making you look bad.

imagine putting together a band, and you hired a bunch of people born without arms or legs.

unable to effectively play a single goddamn instrument.

well, that's basically what you've done here

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>>930340534
Am getting on your CURDS?
The Cheese Tax! The Cheese Tax!
You got to pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking
When the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
But when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax

>>930340592
hahaha!!!

see? I'm laughing! watch I'll laugh some more for you -
HAHAHAHA!!! THATS SO FUNNY

I'm amazed you can't come up with something funny

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>>930340687
I'm surprised you won't slidd a log E.
Why are you being like that?
I guess you wouldn't get it since you're such a child.

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>>930340687
Log is getting mogged by dairy it's hilarious
BARZZ
The Cheese Tax! The Cheese Tax!
You got to pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking
When the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
But when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax

>>930340780
The steam tax?

>>930340686
THE ELEMENTS OF EFFECTIVE HUMOR:
1: exaggeration
2: irony
3: multiplicity of meaning
4: mismatching
5: letdowns
6: futility
7: fitting response
8: self-reference
9: subtlety
10: denormalization

But you wouldn't know that, would you?

because you've never actually stopped and analyzed what constitutes humor

however:
YOU ARE HILARIOUS, AREN'T YOU?

YOU ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!
............... aren't you?

It's so obvious that you literally never learned how to integrate, how to fit in, never learned how to be one of the guys when you were a kid.

That's why you're so awkward.

That's why you couldn't be funny if it was the last fucking thing you did.

You couldn't think of something funny if I paid you $5,000.

because you just don't understand how other people perceive you, do you?

because you were so awkward as a child, you literally never learned how to fucking INTEGRATE

keep up the good work, comedy genius
You're doing a great job

hahaha!!
You're one of the stupidest fucking people on this entire website

I can't believe you're part of this team
they should have gotten rid of you a long time ago

and let you do your own little fag show by yourself

>>930340780
I just told you the famous 10 elements of effective humor

You didn't even realize humor had elements, otherwise it's simply not considered funny by anybody

for people to perceive your words as being humorous, they have to have certain elements

otherwise you just look like a fucking idiot

and you're accomplishing that very effectively, aren't you?

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>>930340780
did you even finish high school? for some reason, you seem so fourth grade to me... nothing about you feels like you graduated high school

are you aware how other people perceive you?

You should work on it
self-awareness would help you a lot

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>>930338573
Chutney

>>930338573
Mods, ban this spamming faggot come on

This shit is old and nobody wants to see it

You hand selected some real geniuses here, didn't you?

nothing but the best for your team, right?

dude... These guys are NOT intelligent

I'm curious why the one guy who's actually smart and funny still associates himself with your stupid little childish kindergarten level bullshit fag show

It's embarrassing

You guys have a lot of potential to be funny
It's too bad you're not using it

>>930341072
Reminder that posting any variation of this picture should be a Permaban

>>930341233
Reminder that you're a child and mods don't work for you.
Meds, now

to the one guy in here who's actually funny:

WHY would you make yourself look so bad by working with such talentless children?

You are actually smart
You're actually funny
And believe it or not, you're actually cool

those three traits are essential

The other guys don't have those traits

You're making yourself look bad
surrounding yourself with children
who are incapable of developing humor

by the way:
I've seen you be funny
And it was never doing the log thing
It was your side work
Not the log work

You should start your own little group
and distance yourself from the children
and the lazy welfare boy

they're bringing you down to their level

>>930341233

reminder that you are a powerless little phorid fly

(are you even intelligent enough to know what a phorid fly is?)

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>>930341331
Poopoo is stinkyyyyy
HAHAHA

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>>930341233

>>930341371
Bull fucking shit if enough of us fucking report you you’re fucking gone fat ass

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>>930341111

>>930341396
>>930341397
Grounds for an instant Permaban
With No appeal process

seriously.............................

You should start your own little group
and distance yourself
from these UNfunny children

You guys are only as funny as your stupidest member, the most childish idiotic dipshit who doesn't know how to be funny

You should start your own group
I'll help you
we could find some smart guys to help

think of a unique original idea you've never seen before

and start your own group

>>930341429
I get reported at least 50 times a day, and that's not an exaggeration

I HAVE NEVER BEEN BANNED
Not even once
apparently,
I know something you don't

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>>930341446
Proof?

>>930341465
Meds E

>>930341508

He's better than you
He's far super superior
He needs to start his own little group

He should distance himself
because you make him look bad

anyway. I've dropped three IQ points since coming into this thread, so I'll see you children later

clean your rooms before your mother's get home

and logfag?
You're fully physically capable of working

>>930341499
Bullshit. Shut the fuck up you fat lying spamming fucking loser

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>>930341446

adios, PRE-K comedy geniuses

>>930341508
Another reminder that posting any variation of that picture needs to be an instant Permaban.

>>930341606
You literally have no talent. Your efforts are literally painful to watch

Another reason you should just be removed

>>930341597

lying?.......................................... lol sure
idiot

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>>930341626

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>>930341595
Proof?

>>930341626
Reported for bot use.

>>930341667
I said shut the fuck up you fat Nazi loser. That means no more replies

>>930341672
>>930341675
All log speak also needs to be a permanent ban

You fucked this place asshole
You fucked it

>>930341744
Fucking Nazi piece of fucking garbage holy fucking shit you need to be punched

btw- LMMFAO @ making $2,500 in 5 days isn't worth driving 9 hours

hahaha

oh well... start your own group
You're better than this

>>930341786
Any variation.

And that’s outside of the fact that you need to be sued for character defamation

>>930340452
No, you are welcome here, Kamala voter. You bump our threads!

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>>930341465
>>930341595

>>930341888
Rent free Trump shit

Rent free

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HEHE POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM A LOGPOSTER :D

>>930341282
Fuck you. The mods have an obligation to follow the rules here and you are a spamming fucking loser that needs to be removed from this fucking board

You shut the fuck up fat ass now

>>930341999
Reminder that posting any variation of this pic of needs to be a ban

>>930342040
Go back to your BBC threads you little floaty turd. This thread is for mature posters only.

>>930342070
You mean your threads.

You’re a fat Nazi racist obsessed with black cock
Holy fucking shit you must think we don’t know who the fuck you are and what you fucking do here asshole

You need to be fucking removed

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>>930342135
Trump won, chinlet. Time to buy that noose you've been eyeing on Amazon for some time.

>>930342040
Grow up

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>>930342068

>>930342181
Shut the fuck up you fat trans phobic cringe lord

Holy fucking shit mods ban this loser

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Log Power

>>930342216
Any variation. Any variation whatsoever

>>930342232
Fat fucking Nazi loser. Holy fucking shit
you’re completely open about it now

>>930342230
>>930342277
>fat trans phobic cringe lord
>Fat fucking Nazi loser

>>930342230
If there was a first place medal for childish Olympics you would win it E congratulations.

>>930342306
>>930342313
All log speak should also be a permanent ban with no appeal process whatsoever

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>mfw someone posts an image I don't like on a chinese frog breeding site

>>930342332
You need to be gassed, tarred and feathered, and your genitals removed and feed to you. Don't like that? Then I suggest you grow up and eat emo boy's log!

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>>930341952
Thank you once again for interacting with our thread. Please continue to do so!

>>930342342
Based

Eustace is just mad that he can't swallow BBC (big brown cloggers) with his tiny little throte neck

KEK!

>>930342386
Thanks for demonstrating once again how you’re a fat useless Nazi loser that needs to be removed from this community.

>>930342396
It’s just you doing this fat ass

You’re a fat fuck with no life who fucking spams this board 20 hours a day

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>Thanks for demonstrating once again how you’re a fat useless Nazi loser that needs to be removed from this community.

>>930342553
Grow up asshole.
Or is gashole more accurate?
>Pppbbbrttttttt
Hehehehe...

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>>930342584
SIXXTEEN LASHES IN THE BUTT!

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Der poopermensch

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Hier ist kein warum schwein jude

>>930342693
Den stankenplüpen

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>>930338573
MOODS PLEASE BAN THIS GUY MOOOODDSSSS!!!!!

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>>930343071
Based
logfag sux

>>930342623
>>930342663
>>930342671
>>930342693
>>930342791
>>930343164
NAZI FAGGOT

No proof

Mods why is this spam still up?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>930343193
Pool's clogged

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ur dads dildo

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>>930341180
Actually I never did!
The Cheese Tax! The Cheese Tax!
You got to pay the cheese tax every time you're cooking
When the cheese drawer opens this puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts
But when the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax

>>930338573
starved

Let me guess
>spamming a dead meme
>avoiding mods
>usage of bots
fuck off and kill yourself log cunts

>>930346265
Let me guess
>unmedicated
>immature
>shill

>>930346289
KEK E BTFO!!!!

>>930346289
yep, and you're gonna tell me to take my meds, Grow up, and call me E as we right? fucking retarded log nigger faggot kike gook

>>930346306
sigh, you fuckers are hopeless

>>930346349
not funny, kill yourself

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>>930346367

>>930346389
you posting that wont change my mind you fucking retard

卐

trump baby

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>>930345504

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>>930347221

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look at him choke ah ah ah