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>>930352820First!
I forgot to get apples when I got groceries.
>>930352857whee
>>930352873Apples are gud. Empire apples for me. Nice and tart, and very juicy
>>930352866Devin was wearing a blanket like a cloak to cover his whole body, the dungeon was cold and he was a reptile who needed some warmth. Devin dropped the cloak behind him all the way past his tail. His back facing the wolf. The wolf was still looking in his direction. The dragon looked over his shoulder, the shame in his face over the stubbed where his wings once were shown through his face. The wolf, less impressed by the fact that he was looking at a real life dragon, he was distracted by the dragon’s plump ass. Devin ended the tease quickly by pulling the sheet up and over his head again. Turning his head to the wolf. “You see, I’m not one of them. You weren’t the only one they tortured.” The wolf turned to face his image viewer again. Then in a low voice “Fuck my ass”“What” the dragon inquired with a smile almost laughing assuming it was a joke. “I-I mean it. Lay down behind me, grab my body and do me.” the wolf said.“Well I appreciate the offer, but I’m not gay,” Devin beganThe wolf turned to Devin and looked at him straight in the eyes. “I just want to forget where I am, please.” The wolf begged.
>>930352999Apples and oranges are my favorite fruits. I usually go for pink ladies. Also quite a tart apple, though the last couple times I been getting the red delicious.
>>930353071Never a fan of the red delicious. Never seemed very flavorful. Pink ladies aren't bad at all. Fuji apples are a nice change-up.
>>930353060The dragon looked at the door as if to make sure no one was watching. Then he looked at the wolf laying in the corner still in tears. On one hand the dragon still felt sympathy for the poor wolf, but on a selfish note he would be able to warm up if he snuggled with the wolf. “Ok, b-but just this once” he stammered, even though in his mind he knew they would likely do this as long as they were forced to stay in that prison. Then he laid down beside the wolf. He wrapped his strong dragon arm around the fluffy warm wolf body. He groaned feeling the warmth of this mammal. It wasn’t his first, in fact his own wife was a lioness. The dragon thought to himself if he closed his eyes maybe he could imagine he was smashing his own wife’s tail hole instead of this wolf. The dragon tried to wrap the wolf in his wings forgetting he had no wings to do that with. He rested his his head on the wolf’s own head and threw the blanket over the both of them instead. With a tear rolling down his face, his wife loved being wrapped in his wings, should he ever return to her it would be without one of the things that she loved about him. Maybe thinking about his wife was a bad idea, because it only brought memories of his lost appendages and the good time he and his wife had. He would no longer be able to fly her to the high mountain tops where they could snuggle for warmth in the frozen glaciers under a tent. He would no longer feel his wife wiggling under his cold blooded embrace as she fills his cold body with warmth. As Devin took in the wild scent of the canine's fur it was far from his lioness love. But, there was still a comfort he found in it. The wolf whimpered at the first sign of penetration; the dragon was much bigger than his boyfriend was. He tried to close his eyes and imagine his boyfriend. But each time he did he only remembered how he failed him. He got him killed in his mind he deserved to be in this prison.
>>930353225They're not. They taste like apples, not overly sweet, not tart, just apple flavor. Fujis are too sweet. I don't go for the sweet apples.
>>930353306He deserverd the torture a sharp reminder Of his failure to keep his promise to his love. The wolf put down his image viewer. He didn't want to think his dead friend. He didn't deserve such a comfort. So as he felt Devin’s cock inside him he focused on that, Devin was being very gentle with the wolf, being used to his dainty wife whom he’d fuck very gently as was her desire. “Fuck me harder” the wolf demanded. “But you’re already in pain” Devin noted seeing the wolf's face cringe each time the penis went deeper into the anus. Devin was a monster even compared to the 6 foot tall wolf. And Devin's penis matched his stature and bulk. “I know, and I want to feel that pain.” the wolf said through tears. Devin shed a tear for the wolf realizing how fucked up he must be to want to feel pain, especially in the most tender part of his body. Devin licked the wolf’s scorched ear and pulled him closer to his chest. He pulled almost all the way out to the tip of his dragon penis. Then with one forceful thrust he put more than half the 12 inch long thing inside the wolf with a single thrust. The wolf whimpered like a dog as the cock went so deep so quick.
in terms of food I have cajun spagetti here.
Cajun pasta is great. I make a pretty good pasta with a cajun cream sauce.
>>930353572we dont even use tonys we make our own here.
>>930353601What the hell is tonys?
>>930353636its kind of premixed cajun spices.
>>930353508"I’m sorry,” Devin said. He didn’t want to hurt the poor wolf. “Harder” the wolf whispered through the whimpering staring blankly at the wall. Devin bit down on the wolf's shoulder and increased the force of his thrust. He also slowly crept deeper into the wolf’s anus. The blanket fell off of the two of them and Devin ended up more on top of the wolf rather than beside him, getting more aggressive with each thrust. The wolf yelps and whimpers should have been able to be heard throughout the cellblock and they certainly were.In a monitoring room a chubby security guard lizard eating junk food took not of the video feed from that cell. When he saw Max getting rammed by the dragon he couldn’t help, but help himself jerking it furiously as if he were watching a porno, which he practically was. His boss was in the other room and of coarse he might let the boss know, but the boss would also probably break up the two lovers if he found out. So the guard shut the door to make sure the boss couldn’t sneak a peak and enjoyed the rest of the show. He turned on the microphone for that which was a mistake the whimpers and yelps were heard across the room. That's as far as got.
>>930353656Oh. I never heard of it. I don't buy spice mixes, I prefer to mix my own. Get more control over the flavor that way.
>>930353636Tony Chachere's. I've tried a lot of creole seasoning and I only use Tony's now. Mostly on steak and burgers. It's also good in soups. 1 can lasts me a couple years.
>>930353071Honeycrisp or fuji for me. Also pork was made to go with apples. Apple relish on a pork chop when I'm feeling posh.
>>930353822I don't buy premixed seasoning. I prefer to mix them myself. Better control over the flavor and I can really crank up the heat. Fool goes hard with the heat.>>930353882Never had pork and apples before. I eat my pork with horseradish mostly.
>>930353225Granny Smith.
>>930353536I'm a simple man I think Cherry tomato pasta is the best way to have it. Cacio e pepe is up there though, only because it's an OG pasta that was being eaten by Roman emperors.
>>930353934I grind up apples to add to pork meat loaves. I also like deglazing the pork chop pan with apple cider to make a sauce.
>>930353822yep its not a bad backup if i dont have my own. Tho I like the lousiana seasoning eg orange can more. >>930354065well we did a meat sauce because I didnt feel like rolling my own meatballs.
This is 2 days worth of deer tromping around my back yard, after the snow.
>>930354220funfact we have deer around here but they always run away because of the dogs.
>>930354220are you sick of it at all?
>>930354240My deer and rabbits are essentially my pets. And, they're much cheaper to maintain.>>930354250Sick of the extreme cold, but I'm still meh on the snow. In a month or so I'll officially be sick of it. I actually kinda like driving in the heavy snow right now.
>>930354109I'm too much of a simple man to be doing all that. All the fancy high faulting foods amd stuff ain't for me.
>>930354153How long do you cook your meat sauce? Mine is a minimum of 3 hours. But I always like to let it slow cook overnight. My ragu comes out as essentially chili. >fry Sweet peppers, chili peppers, onion, celery for 10 minutes>fry half pork/half beef until brown>add wine fry till no alcohol smell>add tomato paste fry 1 min>add seasonings (basil, oregano, chili powder, smoked paprika, garlic)>add whole peeled san marzanos>move to slow cooker, let it slow cook for at lsast 3 hours
>>930354359I wish I had foxes but deer and cats are pretty good when you already have dogs.
>>930354359yeah, well good talking to you like always, gonna lie down and have another panic attack.
>>930354401it depends on the flavor profile I am shooting for because the length of the cook effects that. but its usually 2-4hrs. >>930354451stay safe ya cutie
>>930354361Usually when people say they like simple foods they use ingredients that have a lot of ingredients. Like adding a canned pasta sauce to pasta seems simple, till.you read the ingredients in the pasta sauce. I like to make things from scratch as much as I can and I make foods that could blow anything you get from a restaurantout of the water. You only live once might as well eat gud.
>>930354451NO PANIC ATTACKS!Rest well
>>930354464I think the only difference between my ragu and chili is I don't add wine to my chili, I also add more chili peppers and cumin and diced tomatos instead of whole tomatoes.
>>930354529I don't use anything premade except for, like, the actual pasta and bread. I did get a breadmaker for chrimbus from my ma so I'm gonna stop buy bread. If I had more space I'd get a pasta machine and handmake my pasta too. All sauces and stuff I make from scratch. Nothing frozen, nothing from a packet.
>>930354574yeah, deep down I wish we talked more, but, y'know.
>>930354702Here's wishing you a good night's sleep.
The fanciest thing I ever made was a mix of daikon radish, carrots, and green onions that I pickled in rice vinegar with scorpion peppers.
>>930354583I will also admit I am still beginning in cooking since I am so used to letting my parents do it.
I made one heck of a paella recently.
>>930354677Eh, frozen is ok. Frozen vegetables are actually fresher than fresh, but how you use them matters. If I'm making steamed or fried broccoli I'd prefer fresh, if the broccoli is going into a soup or sauce I'd prefer frozen. Pasta makers aren't that expensive, though dried pasta can be fine. You nned to make sure it's bronze cut, slow dried pasta. An easy way to tell the quality of the pasta is the color.
>>930354836It's not the money, it's the space. I live in a cramled apartment with a lot of clutter. Lots of piles of books, paintings, drawings, various rocks and sticks, art supplies.
>>930354934Huh, my house is 4,000 sqft, but it should probably be condemned because the foundation is in bad shape. I bought it for $100k though. The bumfuck middle of nowhere midwest be that way. You can buy a mansion for pennies, but it's also falling apart.
>>930355071I live in a big city in the south. Rent is expensive. I'm also perpetually broke.
>>930355139Everyone wants to live where it doesn't freeze for half the year. But those places are crowded which is why I'd rather live in the north. At the risk of some autist finding my location from this pic, here is part of my "basement" it's partially a dirt floor and the rest is asbestos.
>>930355324>>930355139Retardly forgot the pic.
>>930355341i always forget you northerners have the ablity to have basements. Down here we are below sealevel and the ground is more or less all mud wich prevents it.
>>930355324I prefer the cold, actually. I only moved here cause I needed a job and my ma let me crash with her until I could get back on my feet. If I could afford to move I would.
>>930355398Yes this indeed a basement, not a rape dungeon. You think this is impressive my brother-in-law's basement tunneled from the house to the barn behind his house. With field stone and brick walls. It's kind interesting, my house was built in the 1800s.
I couldn't have a basement. Folks already think I do nefarious things, having a basement would only make the rumors worse.
>>930355447Rape dungeon.
>>930355447still it suprises me people can dig tunnels/holes underground without them just quickly filling with water and deadly swamp gas.
Not everybody lives in the bayou. Here the ground is mostly rock and clay.
>>930355545Here, the ground is mostly skin walkers and wendigos.
>>930355635Wendigo are from the North East and Canada.
I will say one thing down here the oil and gas are like 3-4 dollars a gallon.
>>930355447You can store so many twinks in that rape dungeon
>>930355713The Algonquian tribes did extend to Canadian lands north of the Rockies. Besides, if we have fucking Aztecs making it up here in the valley, we can have wendigos.
>>930355485Ok, but only part of it.
yall have a dungeon and I got a barn lol
>namefag>contributes nothing each time I've lurked gfur>attention whores spaming the same 20 gifs/images from an era/genre of films that it doesn't even give a shit about (instead of actually taking new screen caps from the movies it has saved on computer)>talks like a retard larping as the characters it doesn't actually care about as if its some kind of weird skin suit>skinsuit completely fails to cover up the way it thinks and the mismatch is absolutely jarringwhy are you like this?>>930325813yep honestly checks out tbh>inb4 why didnt you contribute if youre bitching about the other anon1 im not shitting up the thread with 500p images that have nothing to do with gfur 2 incognito mode and id have to wait another 15 min to post hot gay yiff when I need to go NOWrelated to this god bless whoever the fuck posted this >>930347462 you saved the thread for me holy fuck was that hotalso idk what it is about >>930352857 but this really does something to me, letos char is cute and all yea but something about art of guys just casually being nude like this makes me wanna pin them down and destroy their insides q//q
>>930355963But the question begs to be asked... does it really get the hose again if it doesn't put the lotion on it's skin?
>>930355995I only have to fight draugr once in a while, I always take my sword when I go down there just in case.
>>930356077Repeat to yourself "It's just a thread, I should really just relax"
>>930355907Aztecs sent out wandering merchants all over North and South America. It's where the South Western Kokopelli figure comes from. Utah didn't have any of the Algonquin peoples. The closest you'd have gotten to anything like that would maybe have been the Wechuge, a creature similar to the Wendigo.
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>>930356077its such a shame threads are a finite resource
>>930356093Nah, that's what the sword is for.
>>930356077i mean some of us may allow you to destroy our insides.
>>930356077Calm yer tits and have a porm.
>>930356298There's a whole thing about legends of the Aztecs taking their gold stores north to Utah after the Spanish raided their capital.
>>930356371Gay.
>>930356499was that whole iran contra thing in family guy real?>>930356514i sure am and Im proud of it lol
>>930356535It was in American Dad, and if you mean the extreme treason, yes, it did happen.Now bend over.
>>930356499Sounds pretty made up considering the Aztec economy wasn't gold based. They used gold primarily for ornamentation. Making jewelry and the like.
>>930356615oh yea amarican dad I got the name wrong but I wath both a lot. yes daddy~ *bends over*
>>930356648Oh probably, but it makes a good story.>>930356729Post dem cheeks.
>>930356834I disagree. It's insulting and completely ignores history and the reality of the situation to claim they valued their gold so highly that they trekked it thousands of miles north.
>>930356975Gringos don't care about historic accuracy, they just want to hear that there's gold in dem hills.
>>930357103I care about historical accuracy.
>>930356834maybe I will tho this is more of a furry thread so have my old drawover
>>930357256Oh, hey Noah.
>>930357399yis its me
>>930357833for me I like men not just because sex but because ironicly feel safer with them. I would rather chill with the bros then be with a gaggle of women. Unless I know the women then I just enter the mental mask space of hanging out with family.