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>>930352820First!
I forgot to get apples when I got groceries.
>>930352857whee
>>930352873Apples are gud. Empire apples for me. Nice and tart, and very juicy
>>930352866Devin was wearing a blanket like a cloak to cover his whole body, the dungeon was cold and he was a reptile who needed some warmth. Devin dropped the cloak behind him all the way past his tail. His back facing the wolf. The wolf was still looking in his direction. The dragon looked over his shoulder, the shame in his face over the stubbed where his wings once were shown through his face. The wolf, less impressed by the fact that he was looking at a real life dragon, he was distracted by the dragon’s plump ass. Devin ended the tease quickly by pulling the sheet up and over his head again. Turning his head to the wolf. “You see, I’m not one of them. You weren’t the only one they tortured.” The wolf turned to face his image viewer again. Then in a low voice “Fuck my ass”“What” the dragon inquired with a smile almost laughing assuming it was a joke. “I-I mean it. Lay down behind me, grab my body and do me.” the wolf said.“Well I appreciate the offer, but I’m not gay,” Devin beganThe wolf turned to Devin and looked at him straight in the eyes. “I just want to forget where I am, please.” The wolf begged.
>>930352999Apples and oranges are my favorite fruits. I usually go for pink ladies. Also quite a tart apple, though the last couple times I been getting the red delicious.
>>930353071Never a fan of the red delicious. Never seemed very flavorful. Pink ladies aren't bad at all. Fuji apples are a nice change-up.
>>930353060The dragon looked at the door as if to make sure no one was watching. Then he looked at the wolf laying in the corner still in tears. On one hand the dragon still felt sympathy for the poor wolf, but on a selfish note he would be able to warm up if he snuggled with the wolf. “Ok, b-but just this once” he stammered, even though in his mind he knew they would likely do this as long as they were forced to stay in that prison. Then he laid down beside the wolf. He wrapped his strong dragon arm around the fluffy warm wolf body. He groaned feeling the warmth of this mammal. It wasn’t his first, in fact his own wife was a lioness. The dragon thought to himself if he closed his eyes maybe he could imagine he was smashing his own wife’s tail hole instead of this wolf. The dragon tried to wrap the wolf in his wings forgetting he had no wings to do that with. He rested his his head on the wolf’s own head and threw the blanket over the both of them instead. With a tear rolling down his face, his wife loved being wrapped in his wings, should he ever return to her it would be without one of the things that she loved about him. Maybe thinking about his wife was a bad idea, because it only brought memories of his lost appendages and the good time he and his wife had. He would no longer be able to fly her to the high mountain tops where they could snuggle for warmth in the frozen glaciers under a tent. He would no longer feel his wife wiggling under his cold blooded embrace as she fills his cold body with warmth. As Devin took in the wild scent of the canine's fur it was far from his lioness love. But, there was still a comfort he found in it. The wolf whimpered at the first sign of penetration; the dragon was much bigger than his boyfriend was. He tried to close his eyes and imagine his boyfriend. But each time he did he only remembered how he failed him. He got him killed in his mind he deserved to be in this prison.
>>930353225They're not. They taste like apples, not overly sweet, not tart, just apple flavor. Fujis are too sweet. I don't go for the sweet apples.
>>930353306He deserverd the torture a sharp reminder Of his failure to keep his promise to his love. The wolf put down his image viewer. He didn't want to think his dead friend. He didn't deserve such a comfort. So as he felt Devin’s cock inside him he focused on that, Devin was being very gentle with the wolf, being used to his dainty wife whom he’d fuck very gently as was her desire. “Fuck me harder” the wolf demanded. “But you’re already in pain” Devin noted seeing the wolf's face cringe each time the penis went deeper into the anus. Devin was a monster even compared to the 6 foot tall wolf. And Devin's penis matched his stature and bulk. “I know, and I want to feel that pain.” the wolf said through tears. Devin shed a tear for the wolf realizing how fucked up he must be to want to feel pain, especially in the most tender part of his body. Devin licked the wolf’s scorched ear and pulled him closer to his chest. He pulled almost all the way out to the tip of his dragon penis. Then with one forceful thrust he put more than half the 12 inch long thing inside the wolf with a single thrust. The wolf whimpered like a dog as the cock went so deep so quick.
in terms of food I have cajun spagetti here.
Cajun pasta is great. I make a pretty good pasta with a cajun cream sauce.
>>930353572we dont even use tonys we make our own here.
>>930353601What the hell is tonys?
>>930353636its kind of premixed cajun spices.
>>930353508"I’m sorry,” Devin said. He didn’t want to hurt the poor wolf. “Harder” the wolf whispered through the whimpering staring blankly at the wall. Devin bit down on the wolf's shoulder and increased the force of his thrust. He also slowly crept deeper into the wolf’s anus. The blanket fell off of the two of them and Devin ended up more on top of the wolf rather than beside him, getting more aggressive with each thrust. The wolf yelps and whimpers should have been able to be heard throughout the cellblock and they certainly were.In a monitoring room a chubby security guard lizard eating junk food took not of the video feed from that cell. When he saw Max getting rammed by the dragon he couldn’t help, but help himself jerking it furiously as if he were watching a porno, which he practically was. His boss was in the other room and of coarse he might let the boss know, but the boss would also probably break up the two lovers if he found out. So the guard shut the door to make sure the boss couldn’t sneak a peak and enjoyed the rest of the show. He turned on the microphone for that which was a mistake the whimpers and yelps were heard across the room. That's as far as got.
>>930353656Oh. I never heard of it. I don't buy spice mixes, I prefer to mix my own. Get more control over the flavor that way.
>>930353636Tony Chachere's. I've tried a lot of creole seasoning and I only use Tony's now. Mostly on steak and burgers. It's also good in soups. 1 can lasts me a couple years.
>>930353071Honeycrisp or fuji for me. Also pork was made to go with apples. Apple relish on a pork chop when I'm feeling posh.
>>930353822I don't buy premixed seasoning. I prefer to mix them myself. Better control over the flavor and I can really crank up the heat. Fool goes hard with the heat.>>930353882Never had pork and apples before. I eat my pork with horseradish mostly.
>>930353225Granny Smith.
>>930353536I'm a simple man I think Cherry tomato pasta is the best way to have it. Cacio e pepe is up there though, only because it's an OG pasta that was being eaten by Roman emperors.
>>930353934I grind up apples to add to pork meat loaves. I also like deglazing the pork chop pan with apple cider to make a sauce.
>>930353822yep its not a bad backup if i dont have my own. Tho I like the lousiana seasoning eg orange can more. >>930354065well we did a meat sauce because I didnt feel like rolling my own meatballs.
This is 2 days worth of deer tromping around my back yard, after the snow.
>>930354220funfact we have deer around here but they always run away because of the dogs.
>>930354220are you sick of it at all?
>>930354240My deer and rabbits are essentially my pets. And, they're much cheaper to maintain.>>930354250Sick of the extreme cold, but I'm still meh on the snow. In a month or so I'll officially be sick of it. I actually kinda like driving in the heavy snow right now.
>>930354109I'm too much of a simple man to be doing all that. All the fancy high faulting foods amd stuff ain't for me.
>>930354153How long do you cook your meat sauce? Mine is a minimum of 3 hours. But I always like to let it slow cook overnight. My ragu comes out as essentially chili. >fry Sweet peppers, chili peppers, onion, celery for 10 minutes>fry half pork/half beef until brown>add wine fry till no alcohol smell>add tomato paste fry 1 min>add seasonings (basil, oregano, chili powder, smoked paprika, garlic)>add whole peeled san marzanos>move to slow cooker, let it slow cook for at lsast 3 hours
>>930354359I wish I had foxes but deer and cats are pretty good when you already have dogs.
>>930354359yeah, well good talking to you like always, gonna lie down and have another panic attack.
>>930354401it depends on the flavor profile I am shooting for because the length of the cook effects that. but its usually 2-4hrs. >>930354451stay safe ya cutie
>>930354361Usually when people say they like simple foods they use ingredients that have a lot of ingredients. Like adding a canned pasta sauce to pasta seems simple, till.you read the ingredients in the pasta sauce. I like to make things from scratch as much as I can and I make foods that could blow anything you get from a restaurantout of the water. You only live once might as well eat gud.
>>930354451NO PANIC ATTACKS!Rest well
>>930354464I think the only difference between my ragu and chili is I don't add wine to my chili, I also add more chili peppers and cumin and diced tomatos instead of whole tomatoes.
>>930354529I don't use anything premade except for, like, the actual pasta and bread. I did get a breadmaker for chrimbus from my ma so I'm gonna stop buy bread. If I had more space I'd get a pasta machine and handmake my pasta too. All sauces and stuff I make from scratch. Nothing frozen, nothing from a packet.
>>930354574yeah, deep down I wish we talked more, but, y'know.
>>930354702Here's wishing you a good night's sleep.
The fanciest thing I ever made was a mix of daikon radish, carrots, and green onions that I pickled in rice vinegar with scorpion peppers.
>>930354583I will also admit I am still beginning in cooking since I am so used to letting my parents do it.
I made one heck of a paella recently.
>>930354677Eh, frozen is ok. Frozen vegetables are actually fresher than fresh, but how you use them matters. If I'm making steamed or fried broccoli I'd prefer fresh, if the broccoli is going into a soup or sauce I'd prefer frozen. Pasta makers aren't that expensive, though dried pasta can be fine. You nned to make sure it's bronze cut, slow dried pasta. An easy way to tell the quality of the pasta is the color.
>>930354836It's not the money, it's the space. I live in a cramled apartment with a lot of clutter. Lots of piles of books, paintings, drawings, various rocks and sticks, art supplies.
>>930354934Huh, my house is 4,000 sqft, but it should probably be condemned because the foundation is in bad shape. I bought it for $100k though. The bumfuck middle of nowhere midwest be that way. You can buy a mansion for pennies, but it's also falling apart.
>>930355071I live in a big city in the south. Rent is expensive. I'm also perpetually broke.
>>930355139Everyone wants to live where it doesn't freeze for half the year. But those places are crowded which is why I'd rather live in the north. At the risk of some autist finding my location from this pic, here is part of my "basement" it's partially a dirt floor and the rest is asbestos.
>>930355324>>930355139Retardly forgot the pic.
>>930355341i always forget you northerners have the ablity to have basements. Down here we are below sealevel and the ground is more or less all mud wich prevents it.
>>930355324I prefer the cold, actually. I only moved here cause I needed a job and my ma let me crash with her until I could get back on my feet. If I could afford to move I would.
>>930355398Yes this indeed a basement, not a rape dungeon. You think this is impressive my brother-in-law's basement tunneled from the house to the barn behind his house. With field stone and brick walls. It's kind interesting, my house was built in the 1800s.
I couldn't have a basement. Folks already think I do nefarious things, having a basement would only make the rumors worse.
>>930355447Rape dungeon.
>>930355447still it suprises me people can dig tunnels/holes underground without them just quickly filling with water and deadly swamp gas.
Not everybody lives in the bayou. Here the ground is mostly rock and clay.
>>930355545Here, the ground is mostly skin walkers and wendigos.
>>930355635Wendigo are from the North East and Canada.
I will say one thing down here the oil and gas are like 3-4 dollars a gallon.
>>930355447You can store so many twinks in that rape dungeon
>>930355713The Algonquian tribes did extend to Canadian lands north of the Rockies. Besides, if we have fucking Aztecs making it up here in the valley, we can have wendigos.
>>930355485Ok, but only part of it.
yall have a dungeon and I got a barn lol
>namefag>contributes nothing each time I've lurked gfur>attention whores spaming the same 20 gifs/images from an era/genre of films that it doesn't even give a shit about (instead of actually taking new screen caps from the movies it has saved on computer)>talks like a retard larping as the characters it doesn't actually care about as if its some kind of weird skin suit>skinsuit completely fails to cover up the way it thinks and the mismatch is absolutely jarringwhy are you like this?>>930325813yep honestly checks out tbh>inb4 why didnt you contribute if youre bitching about the other anon1 im not shitting up the thread with 500p images that have nothing to do with gfur 2 incognito mode and id have to wait another 15 min to post hot gay yiff when I need to go NOWrelated to this god bless whoever the fuck posted this >>930347462 you saved the thread for me holy fuck was that hotalso idk what it is about >>930352857 but this really does something to me, letos char is cute and all yea but something about art of guys just casually being nude like this makes me wanna pin them down and destroy their insides q//q
>>930355963But the question begs to be asked... does it really get the hose again if it doesn't put the lotion on it's skin?
>>930355995I only have to fight draugr once in a while, I always take my sword when I go down there just in case.
>>930356077Repeat to yourself "It's just a thread, I should really just relax"
>>930355907Aztecs sent out wandering merchants all over North and South America. It's where the South Western Kokopelli figure comes from. Utah didn't have any of the Algonquin peoples. The closest you'd have gotten to anything like that would maybe have been the Wechuge, a creature similar to the Wendigo.
>>930356077
>>930356077its such a shame threads are a finite resource
>>930356093Nah, that's what the sword is for.
>>930356077i mean some of us may allow you to destroy our insides.
>>930356077Calm yer tits and have a porm.
>>930356298There's a whole thing about legends of the Aztecs taking their gold stores north to Utah after the Spanish raided their capital.
>>930356371Gay.
>>930356499was that whole iran contra thing in family guy real?>>930356514i sure am and Im proud of it lol
>>930356535It was in American Dad, and if you mean the extreme treason, yes, it did happen.Now bend over.
>>930356499Sounds pretty made up considering the Aztec economy wasn't gold based. They used gold primarily for ornamentation. Making jewelry and the like.
>>930356615oh yea amarican dad I got the name wrong but I wath both a lot. yes daddy~ *bends over*
>>930356648Oh probably, but it makes a good story.>>930356729Post dem cheeks.
>>930356834I disagree. It's insulting and completely ignores history and the reality of the situation to claim they valued their gold so highly that they trekked it thousands of miles north.
>>930356975Gringos don't care about historic accuracy, they just want to hear that there's gold in dem hills.
>>930357103I care about historical accuracy.
>>930356834maybe I will tho this is more of a furry thread so have my old drawover
>>930357256Oh, hey Noah.
>>930357399yis its me
>>930357833for me I like men not just because sex but because ironicly feel safer with them. I would rather chill with the bros then be with a gaggle of women. Unless I know the women then I just enter the mental mask space of hanging out with family.
Wait, they remade The Toxic Avenger back in 2023?
>>930359579yep there have been a lot of remakes
>>930360776Of The Toxic Avenger?
>>930360913oh its not a remake but yea I saw it being talked about on the movie channels I follow on youtube. In between all the messy drama of stuff like the strikes.
>>930360957I am aware of the sequels and the cartoon, just didn't know about the remake. I'm very out of the loop for films these days.
>>930361184yea keeping up or attempting to keep up with film culture is one of my side hobbies. Its because I learn about the world via media like film and books. So I place heavy value in such things.
>>930361242I used to be a bigger film guy. Now I'm way behind on them. I still do a lot of reading. Music is something that I'm still up to date on. Constantly checking websites and forums to keep up to date on the musicians I like.
>>930361330from expirence the music world has been thrown into turmoil because of stuff like taylor swift and no real pop genre anymore along with the advent of AI.
>>930361361I'm not talking about mainstream music. I'm talking more in the experimental and avant garde realms.
>>930361403ah I dont have access to the outer edge.
>>930361591That's largely where I exist. On the fringes. I like the weirdos and the freaks. That's why I come around here.
>>930356487ty anon =//=>>930356371yes pls anon i need someone to help drain me >/w/< id post anal but im rebuilding my yiff folder so this will have to do~>>930356356Good choice https://files.catbox.moe/a3jjwq.jpg
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>>930361630ah so we are an interest to you but yet you are still part of the "normal". I am on the other side for me the furry homosexual life is normal and the normalish life is my fringe. You can just bungie jump into the deep end while I must climb a ladder out of it. >>930361689will do, my rule is you must give me every drop.
>>930361862Well normal is relative. I appear and act normal because I spent decades trying to hide the fact that I have a severely damaged brain that causes me to hallucinate and act and think in a quite strange manner. My sexuality is also considered quite strange to most people. As far as being a furry goes, hey, at least you got something ypu can fit into, some group. I am a perpetual outsider. Don't really fit in anywhere with anyone.
>>930361361also I just read this: do what I do, dl firefox or if you have it download the tab contains extension from mozilla. then make some containers geared towards a specific genre of music or age and ONLY play that music/follow the recommendations rabbithole by playing anything that has lower viewcount (<100k usually) and youtube will just recommend you a treasure trove of good or even weirdshit. I used to have a HUGE collection of it but i lost it all cus i didnt make any fucking backups and some of it you cant find reuploaded anymore <_> but yea try it, you can thank me by letting me use your insides later :33 Some stuff I rememeber off the top of my head: - anything by casiopia although thats becomr popular now - flying beagle - pbody -inside a model room - the circulation of moss (idk if thats the correct name) - coffee garner from jupiter tuning station - aera (i think thats the name, i forgot its konda weird) - The Happiness Project is fairly mainstream but i recommend it to everyone cus its straight art and you should listen to it - there was this 6+ hour jam sesh that was psychedelic rock but i cant remember it huge Lidk id name more but its so hard to remember it all at once, it just comes and goes in my head :( also some of those are bandcamp only fyi>>930361862d e a l >W> need you under my desk while i do boring work from home programming crap all day =.=
>>930362146oh i will suck you off while helping you with your code being I am a compsci college degree fag. I have atleast a decade worth of experience under my belt.Also thanks for the music setup suggestion For me I love stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIADumdBc5Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9186rZtCQMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsU3B0W3TMsOn a job side note if you have any tips on how to get into work from home programming jobs please let me know
>>930362352>I have atleast a decade worth of experience under my belt.of what? sucking cock or compsci? ;pty anon, picrel picrel :3>For me I love stuff like thisill listen after i post this :o>On a job side note if you have any tips on how to get into work from home programming jobs please let me knowits kinda hard esp after twitter's move a few years ago and now the exc order which will give companies more justification to not hire remote ^^; tbh i actually prefer in office but every office is in the city so fuck that >:cc remote work that pays well and notnlike trash is competitive so my best recommendation would honestly be to do a fuckton of code problems again, do some sideprojects/game jams, and make your potential employets basically just think that you're gonna be more productive then the other dudes xD also obviously know someone wholl refer you but thats networking idk thats toughalso lol:>Captcha: AWW>https://files.catbox.moe/n92ufs.png
>>930362605>>930362352oops i forgot the pic <.>
>>930362605computer science I have worked with apache, ibm, a number of game companties, but all was done on github. Im that autist who can write and understand any programming language including cobol. also picrel
>>930356077>when I need to go NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQGXA6lKiac*musical melody* Now I don't have to go right now~!
>>930362722tbh best bet for remote work is webdev (esp all the 'new' js stuff,) but webdev is also so fucking boring its driving me insane q.q my personal/side projects are legit what keep me sane without them webdev would make me quit programming altogether its so braindead T,T id actually suggest you put your resume up at my company and id refer you but then im tying together my irl stuff and my gigadegen furry life and thats a no for me qwq def learn cringe js webdev tho if you care more about the work from home aspect than getting any enjoyment out of what you're working on lolalso hawt >w> <33alsoalso what you sent me kinda reminded me of some jungle tracks buuuut idk if youd like all of them. Jungle fatigue and the 1997 collection on yt are good entry points. Also look up jingle made on trackers they're more 'legit' and 'underground' but tbh im sure you dont giveaf about that and have heard it before ^w^>>930362778anon i love you
>>930362976ah I was hoping it was something other then webdev because UI design is one of my massive weakpoints. But I do good backend stuff.Also ironicly irl i can split myself into a semi normal person. EG I am decent at masking. Atleast until I pull you into the bathroom for a quickie~
https://youtu.be/tL1HrNoHw7s?si=nFydhApku1Px6qmZ
>>930363070>>930362976>UI design is one of my massive weakpointsGimme a job at your workplace and I'll zuck ya dickthat's how chill i am
>>930363106hell suck me off and then cuddles all around. I will say tho I do prefer typescript over pure js for the sake of my own sanity.
>>930363143But yeah real talk, been jobhunting and a little insider nudge would go a long way :3
>>930363279same I want that or someone who can explain linkedin or the other job sites to me that makes sense.
>>930363304>who can explain linkedin or the other job sites to meLinkedIn is where you post feel-good quotes and inspiring messages to circlejerk the endless corporate larping that nobody ever actually talks like in real life, and endless tips and tricks on what YOU need to do to move up in your career written by people who have made it their life's purpose to be forever tied to the very identity of BEING a worker, or a jobseeker, and that is their hobby. Some people play sports for fun, some people are furries. But these people? They ARE a jobhunter, or they ARE a worker. That is their Life Mission.Here, we're about to have a fun little exercise. I'm about to open LinkedIn right now and UNREHEARSED, copy-paste the very first post I see. I haven't even opened it yet so I'm not fudging any results. No refreshes allowed either. Check it outvvvvvvvvvvvvNobody wants to hire you.They want to hire the outcome you deliver.So do this:T𝗮lk more 𝗮bout the promise.And less 𝗮bout the tools you'll use to deliver it.Take Apple, for example:They didn’t sell the iPod by saying, “It has X specs and the most advanced XYZ.”They said: “𝟭,𝟬𝟬𝟬 songs in your pocket.”Let’s translate that for jobseekers:Instead of saying:“I’m a good fit for the role because I’m proficient in SQL and Python, I’ve built churn prediction models, and I’ve worked cross-functionally with PMs and engineers. Oh and I can also do back flips and hold my eyes open for 60 seconds without blinking...”Try this:“I’m a good fit because I’ll uncover patterns in your complex datasets and increase retention by optimizing the product. My cross-functional experience means I can lead teams toward a unified goal without delays.”See the difference?Sell the promise, not the tools that deliver it.
Told you it was endless waffling.
>>930363414oh jesus now i remember why my eyes glazed over attempting to use that site.
>>930363432Just the worst.
>>930362778also hat pic instantly reminds me of one if the dumbest soundclowns ive ever heard lol: https://m.soundcloud.com/emperorempoleon2/smiles-pervertedly-with-camara>>930363088ok im sorry for being mean earlier i just want to be horny and was getting tired of seeing you on gfur instead of hawt furry cock =w= this is sick im putting it in my new archive. This actually reminded me of this video it was mj and someone else doing a collab performance and annony jazz on deepweb radio used to play it all the time it was kinda sick ngl. Id hunt it down for you but im busy posting yiff :3 iirc the last place it exists on the internet rn is facebook in the form of a 1 hour or so video of their live performance. actually anonny jazz was a fucking GREAT deep web station for this kinda stuff but whoever ran it fucking disappeared rip. i tried contacting the owner if the site for a log of his tracklist but no response :((>>930363070h a w t >w> yespls altho idk how ur gonna pull me in for a quickie if we both work from home lol x3 also dw in corpo land web devs usually dont do design, thats the design teams job and youre basocally their slave lol you just implement their designs using your companys component system or using css. also yea im good at masking too :3 its just that after an incident i lean towards not mixing those two sides a xnx>>930363106damn deal /s (fr tho i wish i could you out without exposing myself a)i actually hate typescript at this point. its only good if you work on a huge project imo otherwise its a scripting language pretending to be a typed language and so it tricks your brain in to troubleshooting things wrong because you think your string cant be a number but it is anyway because fuck you lola xwx sorry i feel baddd that i cant give chu guys a recommendation im just way too skidish around connecting my online life with irl shdnshdjdalso anons how do you feel about sheath fucking eachother :33
>>930363490whats worse is I dove head first into the digital so all the physical stuff like finding jobs and such is extremely new to me. >>930363548Also thank god because do good when given some kind of general spec to follow instead of being throwin into a giant deep end of "we want x" without providing any soft of initial framework. id sheeth you~
>>930363548You can be horny, I am not preventing you or anyone else from doing that. Unfortunately for me to be horny I need that human interaction, so just pictures don't really do anything for me. If you like free jazz I'd recommend Kiyasu Orchestra led by the drummer Ryosuke Kiyasu, who I am going to go see live in February, Hemophiliac (a collab between John Zorn, Mike Patton, and Ikue Mori), and The Dwarfs of East Agouza.
>>930363304>>930363399nah basically you go on linkedin to contrinute to popular posts where hiring managers that have nothing better to do with their time xan see you looking smart and poke you about a position in their company xP also to annoy people in their dms for a internal reference. those are basically the 2 most productive things to do kn linkedin esp the 2nd one that can land you some easy interviews if you have the charisma to barge in to someones dms and make them life you before they hit the ignore button lol. also you kind of have to pay linkedins extortion tax for premium while ur job searching they boost whoever buys it q.q>>930363625yayyyy >:3 <3 good bottom~ uh also since we have so many programmer fags in here we could have a disco and try to keep eachother accountable for daily programming questions and stuff xp>>930363088>>930363837ty for the recommendations! :o ill take a look some time tomorrow during work.btw one more thing i believe in the soulseek 'trade for music' thing so tell me what in general you like (or if you're just looking for obscure stuff in general) and ill trade music back with you when i start coming to these threads again (probably will disappear from these threads for like 2 weeks after a day or two cus im busy with irl crap)
>>930363912yis also funfact im more a switch but bottoming is fun~
I've been 4 months into this hell called job searching (including lots of linkedin) to be able to get out of my shitty EU country but even postings I entirely qualify for turn me away without even a phone screening (2 YoE + degree)I am genuinely tempted to change careers at this point, this industry is becoming a joke, even though I like programming itself :v >>930363912 >>930363399
>>930363912I listen to a lot of stuff and my tastes vary from gloomy sad stuff like Sparklehorse and Songs: Ohia to far out there free jazz aggressive free jazz like Kiyasu Orchestra and everything in between.
>>930363912>>930364108I forgot to include the shitty plug at the end for their $35 course (yes, really!) PDF booklet on how to ace that interview and get hired right away!!!!!1111I wish I was joking. I wish I was lying. If you said to me, "fuck off that didn't happen" I would be on my knees begging for that to be the case.But this is the world we are in.Maybe it's time to just start making shitty webinars and seminars and ChatGPT generated bullshit and sell it to idiots who lap this stuff up like it's a yummy hogslop breakfast. If that's what it takes, then maybe that's how we finally start earning income to pay the bills that just. don't. stop. coming.
>>930363977o-oh I see >//> f-fine i guess ill take a turn or two worshiping your cock =///= n-not like i like drooling all over it or anything like that h-hmph...>>930364108Im gonna givr you a protip: lieeee :3 make ur own side project websites/whatever tf you do, say you did some sites/programs for local buisnesses (or actually just do it and thats even better!!!!) and say u have 2 years. when they ask say it was freelancing for local buisnesses. make sure u research enough about that stuff that you dont come off as a total lier tho x3 the reason why ur getting cucked is cus of the ats + bots they filter ur application lieeeeeeeeeeeee c:>>930364247 see above lulalso ps i was desperately trying to trim and compress a hawt pov furry bj but it just wouldnt fucking work >:cc so have picrel instead u.u>>930364161kk :o ill keep this in mind screenshotted
>>930364247oh jesus they make you take a course you need to pay for? what is this college?>>930364247funfact I actually trained my own coding AI its shit but i can say its mine and it runs locally. >>930364484well id empty my balls into your eagar holes until I am empty tho It may happen daily~
>>930364484You don't need to trouble yourself on my account.
>>930364592b-but anon! i-Im supposed to be the top! >///<>>930364247tbf my bootcamp deticated the last month to just job searching tips and stuff. they had guys help us with out trsumes and send it back and forth until they thought it was good, got us to join job seeker groups where basically if ppl got in they would recommend others so it got ppl free jobs, we did practice video interviews to practice away the nerviousness and seem less desperate, etc x33 idk maybe i can try to help chu, heavily censor your resume (and triple check it in case some asshole decides its time to ruin ur life because you decided to post on gfur) and post it next time im on (amerifag so is like 2 am ;-;) and ill give chu feedback n stuff. also you sound blackpilled and stressed, maybe you need me and the other anon to help you relax =/w/= <33>>930364622nah its fine :3 ill need to build up a new container/rym account to get the right recommendations but ill make sure to give you at least 1 thing back for that yt link
mff =///= im kind of strictly a top irl but im ngl oral is my weakspot...
>>930364753>>930364870oh i bet you would look good sucking me off under my desk multiple times a day~
>>930364870I'm kind of strictly a bottom, but I do enjoy a good bj. Funny how that works.
alright anons im going straight to bed in a bit its late asf>>930364895werent you supposed to be the one serving me? h-how did it end up like this? x///x aaa... g-guess ill just have to get anon a new job and smooch cock all day...>>930364900understandable, that reminds me of my friend x3 seems to be pretty common wonder why brain be like that
>>930365074rest well and as a bonus once you were done sucking me off you could sleep in my arms
>>930364247Ah good so its not only me going "if I had no morals I'd definitely join in on the bandwagon" lolThis is the modern day era MLM equivalent>>930364484Man I wished you were the first one saying this but both programmer friends and even an HR friend of mine is saying the same, its freakin hard to start with that habit though .w.So far I preferred being entirely honest and just bloat my achievements slightly>>930364870Nothing wrong with appreciating your bottoms after you used them with a little happy ending for them~
>>930365096ty >///> *tailwag*
>>930365134good boy now rest well as i protect you~
>>930365074Brains are weird, we still don't really understand them at all.
alright anons its fucking late and im gonna regret not sleeping already so im offically signing off after this one. make sure to paw off thinking of me thx ;3>>930365124>So far I preferred being entirely honest and just bloat my achievements slightlyhes ngmi uwu on the real though you kinda gotta do it, cus this all started from dumbasses saying 'yea i got 5 years of coding experience cus i coded roblox games :333/shit for newgrounds/<insert thing here>' you NEED to do it =w= also dont feel bad cus the retarded bots that instantly block ur application force u anyway lol. also make sure to apply to places that have skills/requirements you dont 100% meet, treat the job skills as more of a wish list im srs. usually you need the main 1 or 2 skills and the rest its eithet bloat or will be trained on the job. glglgl <333 and if u need more motivation or help while im still browsing here for 1 or two more days just ask and ill reply with another pic of good comics for bad people and a timestamp lol x3 (and more thirsty gay stuff :pp)>Nothing wrong with appreciating your bottoms after you used them with a little happy ending for them~>anons picrelq////q hffff goddammit thats so fucking hawt >///< mfff <333 need to have both of you do this and picrrl to me after im done using you guys aaa>>930365156...im the littlespoon for my bottom(s) its officially over @//@ <3
>>930365299oh I tried to avoid applying for places I didnt 100% meet
>>930365299good little spoon
